I write, therefore I am.

My rock is my home, I guard it with a tonberry, and a bandersnatch sleeps at the foot of my bed. Like any writer (or wanna-be *raises hand*), my cats are my kids, and I'm developing bad eyesight and back pain from sitting in front of the computer to much. When I ain't writing, I'm shamefully attempting to apologize to my two beautiful horses for not going out to see them more often.

J'adore Vincent Valentine, and am a proud and hopeless Valenwind devotee. Yes, you have heard me correctly: Valenwind. I write primarily FFVII fiction (as one would expect given the aforementioned pairing *snickers*), and co-authored several stories with silence_laughs over on LJ (here she's streaking around as PfenixB), and with us the Valenwind plotbunnies abound, so keep checkin' here, there, anywhere for new stories *winks*. We also have our Valenwind fics posted on my LJ site under the username calvi_sama and in the comm cerberusgospel. S'go and check it out if you're so inclined! We love the comp'ny! I also have a cross-over FFVII/VIII fic going with madisuzy entitled Wherever You Will Go, as well as another FFVII series featuring Vincent and Tseng called the Salvaged Fate Trilogy and we've just finished the first story entitled Fractured, with Broken and Bound to follow. But basically, this account is a place for me to post my solo-fics and whatnot. I hope you enjoy them.

Now, while honest constructive critisism is welcomed, if you feel you have to flame, I would encourage you to seek therapy or anger management classes as I am most definitely NOT flame retardant. This is fiction, guys, plain and simple. One person's interpretation, that's all, and if you're gonna get yer knickers in a twist over a story, then I'm inclined to think that you have priority issues. So that being said:

Yaoi is life, yaoi is love...the rest is all details.

Oh yeah, don't know what yaoi is? Google it...and if it causes you to make funny faces in disgust, then I have a simple solution for you: don't read it. Andwhatever you do, don't let someone whack you on the back of the head, 'cause having to live with that face? Would seriously suck. Happy reading!!

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Besides FFVII and my Cid x Vincent OTP, other fandoms I enjoy are:

FFXII - a sorely under-appreciated game, which utterly confounds me because it's friggin' brilliant.

Uragiri wa Boku no Namae wo Shitteiru - I actually ship the main pairing here! Weird, huh? Actually this is the first time I actually approve of all the pairings.

Bleach - If I had to pick a pairing to ship, it would have to be Bayakuya x Kenpachi. My God the sex would be volcanic! 8P These two work much the same way Cid and Vincent do in that they're complete opposites (only they actually want to kill each other), and yet somehow they just work.

Hellsing – Gotta ship Alucard x Alexander Anderson. What’s better than putting two psychopaths together? *snerk*

Junjou Romantica - saw the anime and fell in love with it. I adore Hiroki x Nowaki, though one can't help falling a little bit in love with them all

Kuroshitsuji (Black Butler) - an amusing anime, and physical coincidences aside, I would pair Sabastian with either Bardroy or Agni

Fushigi Yugi (Mysterious Play)

Sorcerer Hunters

Supernatural - I have to confess, who wouldn'tlike to see Castel and Dean have a close encounter of the erotic kind?

Torchwood

I'm sure there are some more out there that I can't remember or have lost track of, but those are the most recent/prevalent in my mind. Who knows, maybe some day I'll attempt a story or two. ;D