asbiahr0w4yhhide bio
Yeah, I'm still here...not really. Ah, who am I kidding? Truth is, I haven't even finished most of the stories I started in the first place. Plus, I don't have much time to finish them, anyway. I have to pump out these game review projects first. I only had one story posted in the Ratchet and Clank section, but I had a LOT more that I didn't post up because none of them were finished and I ran out of ideas. Don't expect any more updates. I just don't have the motivation or inspiration for new stories right now. IF I ever post fanfiction again it'll probably be elsewhere, but that's just a BIG 'if' right now. So yeah. I'll still leave anonymous reviews every once and awhile, I think. Look for me under the name Chaos Wielder. Well, so long. This should be the last time I post anything here (including fanfics). I haven't posted a fic in at least 2 or 3 years, so it probably won't even happen, anyway. 1~25~09 |
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Jaded Reflections by Etherweil reviews
The Swat Kats, who are already aware that everyone has a dark side, undergo an adventure of selfdiscovery and deep reflection as their lives take an unsuspected turn. A dark evil is unleashed in MKC that takes the SKs by surprise, and doubt surfaces.
SWAT Kats - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,377 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/30/2014 - Published: 7/21/2006
Crooked Smile by Henri's Boots reviews
Scotland Yard has asked of Foster's that they house a friend who has been serving a criminal conviction for the past thirteen years. They believe that they should take the opportunity to teach her to be a friend, again. Unfortunately it seems Wilt is the one, even after much resistance, who finds himself to be picking up her pieces. (Rewrite)
Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,964 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Wilt, OC
Soul Exchange ReEditing by Riyougi reviews
After saving Termina, Link heads back towards Hyrule, BUT by fate is bought to the town of Zene, which faces an untold darkness and demons. Aiding in new spells over the spirits, Link must control the spirits of Light and Dark to survive. Ch5 re-edited
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 36,323 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/30/2012 - Published: 1/19/2005 - Link, Fierce Deity
FoodMart Frenzy by Hoverbike Girl reviews
Updated, with new content and new first chapter The Smash Brothers need groceries, so they travel to a new mall called Smash-Mart. Many wacky adventures await them, including a mystery involving a strange stalker... Transition from Melee to Brawl
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,615 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 2/1/2006
Blurr by Call Me Trouble reviews
Oneshots about Blurr. Rated T for adult themes. First fic. G1 UNDER EDITING
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 18,025 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/30/2009 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Blurr
My Madness, My Saving Sanity by NightElfCrawler reviews
Beaten, broken and humiliated, revenge is the one thing that kept Starscream going. But is revenge enough to live on? And when the only place to turn to is your enemies, how long an a lie be convincing? How long can a charade be maintained?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 91,428 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 12/1/2008 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Starscream - Complete
Cast of Fools by FanfictionWriter83729 reviews
A oneshot and a drabble, AU G1. The truth is that there is no war. It’s all a lie, a mockery, a play put on for a gullible audience by a cast of fools.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,235 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
Red Alert Learns About Human Religion by Ladyofthedrgns reviews
G1: Crack Story- Red Alert learns just how crazy human religions can be.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,808 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Red Alert - Complete
Just a Kid by Dannondorf reviews
A collection of oneshots exploring what it's like for Link to grow up as a hero. Genres vary with chapter.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,870 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Link - Complete
Screaming Blue Murder by Keaalu reviews
G1-ish. Sometimes, all you need is the right sort of NUDGE to get enemies to work together - as Starscream's trine discover when embroiled in a police investigation back on Cybertron. But just what IS that Blue stuff, anyway?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 218,745 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Complete
The Vinyl Umbrella by Bagatelle reviews
When bad parts of life rain down on the GG's, they look to Corn for help. He protects them. He's their umbrella. But he just can't trust Clutch...Pairings include ClutchJazz, ComboCube, BeatGum, GaramRhyth, and one sided SodaCorn. Please R&R!
Jet Grind Radio - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 116,422 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/10/2008 - Published: 7/1/2007
Dreadzone: Final Cut by Tankbain reviews
The real story of Ratchet's adventures in Dreadzone that you where never ment to see, with a bit more action, a bit more diolog, and a whole lot more Jak and Daxter.
Crossover - Jak and Daxter & Ratchet and Clank - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,423 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/24/2008 - Published: 12/3/2005
Memories by Hylian Monarch reviews
Link is rescued after being kidnapped by a mad scientist, but he has no memories of what happened. As he starts remembering the ordeal, an unlikely Smasher comes to his side to help him regain his courage. Rated for disturbing scenes and mild language.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,541 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/23/2007 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Link, Ganondorf
Complex Fate by Icy Cake reviews
Young Link, realizing that he is no longer in Hyrule, stumbles into a baffling situation when he runs into his older self, unnoticed. With some help from a friendly Star Warrior, he seeks for answers to where and how he had come to such a place.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,600 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/25/2007 - Published: 6/20/2004 - Link, Kirby
The Killing Game by FM Jacquet reviews
On a warm summer night, Jake Clawson is smuggled onto the shores of the Megakat Republic. His mission: Assassinate Ulysses Feral and bring down the Aryan Alliance Police State. Based upon the book K is for Killing by Daniel Easterman.
SWAT Kats - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 15,788 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/6/2007 - Published: 3/5/2006
Return from Where? by jdog16 reviews
Nefarious has returned, and he has a notsonew plan to finish! On hiatus for an unknown length of time.
Ratchet and Clank - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 34,847 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/10/2007 - Published: 8/18/2005
The Legend of Zelda: Pearl of Darkness by Hylian Guy reviews
After the events of Majora's Mask, Link is thrust into a new adventure in Myrennia, the land adjacent to Termina. Dark Link arrives to complicate things, and Link gets wrapped up in Myrennia's cumulating history of warfare and hatred.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 67,849 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/28/2006 - Published: 9/23/2005 - Link, Tael
Slim's Offer by Mr. Kix reviews
Slim wants out, and Ratchet tries to help him. But he ends up meeting old friends...and enemies. Chapter 1 seems to have gone wrong, please try read as best you can XD
Ratchet and Clank - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,229 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/20/2006 - Published: 4/30/2006
The Brother I Always Had by tere moto the sentry reviews
Spongebob finally gets his license from Mrs. Puff, but one accident proves he wasn't ready. How will this affect Squidward? Don't worry, there's a happy ending.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,519 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/24/2006 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Complete
Smash Wars I: The Phantom Menace by KEFWorldChamp reviews
Star Wars with a SSB:M Twist. Jedi Knights Roy and Marth defend Hyrule from Trade Federation forces, and find the possible Chosen one to bring balance to the force.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,626 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 10/24/2006 - Complete
Mid Terms by 70000 Uncensored reviews
oneshot! Patrick saw a program on tv that got him thinking imagine that so he askes some questions and dosn't get the answer he wants...Rated T for suggestive content. the beggining of the story makes it seem like gay comady but it isn't hehe my tenth sto
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/8/2006 - Complete
The Death Of Spongebob by fenfenrocks reviews
A Spongebob Murder Mystery. Who killed SpongeBob?
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,856 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/8/2006 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Complete
Mobile by Potentially Insane Fangirl reviews
A look on Wilt's past and how he came to Foster's. Includes a bit of Frankie's past too. Rated T for some violence and a bit of language. Slightly revised with an extra chapter.
Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,027 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/26/2006 - Published: 1/8/2006 - Wilt, Frankie - Complete
One Sponge, a Courtroom, and a Burger Place by Equus-Forever reviews
The Krusty Krab is sued, and Squidward and Spongebob are ordered to think of a gimmick that will bring the money back. What will happen when SPONGEBOB's idea is accepted? Plot altered. 0923: FINAL CHAPTER UP! READ THE CONCLUSION! A SPONGEBOB SAGAS NOVEL
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,202 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/23/2006 - Published: 3/6/2006 - Complete
Transformation by Opia-fire reviews
Ruto would do anything to make Link love her, and deep in the caverns of the Zora lays a book that could help her. But some spells were never meant to be preformed, ones that cause damage to the world even the Goddesses cannot reverse.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,432 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/11/2006 - Published: 2/15/2005 - Ruto, Link
What Lies In The Dark by BabyGurl278 reviews
[Complete] A sudden death. A horror story. And mysterious killings. Does it all connect? Fox must find out and stand up to save his friends. For, KILL THE EMPIRE
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 49,963 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/24/2006 - Published: 5/6/2006 - Complete
The Sixth One by Mr. D 91 reviews
[Sequel to It runs in the family] It's been almost three years since the defeat of Dr. Heinous, but the prophecy still lingers on. The other experiments have to be found in order to defeat Experiment 6. [On Haitus]
Ratchet and Clank - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,991 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/18/2006 - Published: 6/25/2006
Onismasher by Arctos-no-kitsune reviews
Link finds a little more than he expected, in the form of a Tengu... chapter 3 up! READ AND REVIEW!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,392 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 7/14/2006 - Published: 7/6/2006 - Link, Marth
Thankful by Ultimahero reviews
Link looks back on all that he has done for Hyrule and wonders if it was worth it.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/14/2006 - Link - Complete
Nothing Lasts Forever by syniram reviews
“Go Home, Link. Home... Where you are supposed to be... The way you are supposed to be...” Home is where your heart is, right? But when your home is taken away, what happens to your heart? Spoilers for OOT and MM. Revised Edition.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,622 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/3/2006 - Published: 9/7/2005 - Link - Complete
The Replacement by rainbowraindeer reviews
Clank blinked, and blinked again. “Ratchet. I do believe something may have happened to your voice.” [Just a silly little ficlet highlighting a strange theory as to why Ratchet sounds so different in the second game] [Oneshot, Parody]
Ratchet and Clank - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/20/2006 - Complete
Soldiers of War by SSBFreak reviews
Oneshot Ratchet and Skidd are off fighting in a war, their wives sit at home, hoping that they'll make it back.
Ratchet and Clank - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,431 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Ratchet, Skid McM. - Complete
Mismatched Romance by SSBFreak reviews
On a mission, Skidd is shot down and thought dead. And while Ratchet seeks revenge on those responsible, Skidd falls for the girl that saves him.
Ratchet and Clank - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,758 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/1/2006 - Published: 3/16/2006 - Skid McM., Angela C. - Complete
LateNight Worries by Sandy87 reviews
A short story I came up with one night. Yes, I do plan on completing Return this is just a short story to keep you occupied!
Ratchet and Clank - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Complete
Ocarina of Time: A Princess's Destiny by Mudora hyrule's scribe reviews
Ch23 up!Zelda returns to her base of operations to discover her new objective.But now she must save the life of the Hero himself!Can she succeed, or is it out of her hands? ...Zelda's side of OoT & parallel to my Hero's Path story
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 55,085 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/10/2006 - Published: 5/19/2005 - Zelda, Impa
Ocarina of Time: A Hero's Path by Mudora hyrule's scribe reviews
A young boy's path to becoming the Hero of Time in OoT. Ch29:Now seperate from Navi,Link finds old friends in other places, who really need help.Its LonLonRanch! ...Parallel to Princess' Destiny
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 95,722 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/18/2006 - Published: 5/19/2005 - Link, Navi
Return? by Mr. D 91 reviews
Lately, Ratchet has become obsessed. Is Dr. Nefarious really gone? When tyhrranoids attack Marcadia, he gets his answer. He'll do anything he can to track the insane robot down. But not all is as it seems. [Complete]
Ratchet and Clank - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,259 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/14/2006 - Published: 12/19/2005 - Complete
One last comeback by lombaxworship reviews
Nefarious is back so guess what Ratchet, Clank and Sasha have to stop him. PLEASE REVIEW. Chapter 15
Ratchet and Clank - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,939 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/11/2005 - Published: 3/17/2005 - Complete
Unexpected Visitor by Selliks reviews
Yet another JakDaxterRatchetClank crossover. Chapter Nine: We finally find out what has happened to our furry pal. Apoligies are made and we catch up with the plot. As always, read and review...
Jak and Daxter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,883 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/31/2005 - Published: 6/3/2004
Years Away by Joker's Specter reviews
Takes place after the events in Majora's Mask. Link has just left Termina and is still in search of his missing friend, Navi. The hero soon finds himself a prisoner stripped of all his items, and in danger of losing another close friend.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 41,752 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/4/2004 - Published: 5/7/2003 - Link
The Sheriff of Tokyo by dustedbunnies reviews
The stress of being the GG's leader begins to hit Corn pretty hard when Yoyo introduces him to...cosplay. In Chapter 2, the sheriff and his deputy battle Rokakku Police varmits.
Jet Grind Radio - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,242 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2004
Wooden Clarinet by ItazuraSuisei reviews
...Squidward reflects about himself. Really short; one-shot.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/9/2003 - Complete
In the Land of Turtles by Zylly reviews
Blurr may be a pain in the rear, but he endures more than his comrades can ever know.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2003
The Legend will Never Die by Mewgia Mirrorcoat reviews
A thousand years have passed since The Hero of Time left Hyrule. The peace in Hyrule is ending, and chaos is beginning to reign. And then, the Hero of Time returns... (ON HOLD)
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,903 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/12/2002 - Published: 3/9/2002
Griding on Home by Charles RocketBoy reviews
My first JSR fic! Combo feels that life with the GG's isn't for him; bad timing, as a new gang has surfaced and is ready the wipe them of the face of Tokyo!
Jet Grind Radio - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,023 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/10/2001