Villains always make the same dumb mistakes. Luckily, Tom Riddle happens to have a rather dangerously genre-savvy friend in his head to make sure that he does this "conquering the world" business the RIGHT way. It's about time the bad guys won for once.

Summer after 4th year Harry learns that James isn't exactly is father and Lily isn't his mother. Will his newly discovered family be able to help him recover from his violent, abusive childhood? Will he be able to trust again enough to find love? Slash, abuse, rape, underage, mpreg, cutting,

It's been over four hundred years since Jason was free to wreck his justice on the guilty, but something else has been waiting patiently all this time, too. An AU for what might be... Various characters in the "Jason X" universe, plus a few. Now complete.

Elder Maxson wants two things right now: to find Nora Howard and to get his coat back. His reasons probably have something to do with why she wandered into Sanctuary wearing only the aforementioned coat one morning. The now famous jacket is about to go on a crazy adventure all over the Commonwealth. The things that will be done in it, on it, and to it...you'll just have to read.

L and Light are cloned. Then Near gets involved. contains many spoilers of the Death Note series, based mostly off of the manga (written by Lupus)

What happens when Bulkhead and Miko bring back a loveable kitten. Said kitten causes as much mischief as she can to both Decepticons, Autobots, and humans. This is from 1st person point of view (Kitten and others) and 3rd person. Starts out in between Master and Student and Scrapheap then goes on from there. Rated T to be safe.

Harriet Gabriella Evans is, as far as anyone is concerned, a normal college student at Stanford University. Even to her best friend, Sam, she is just that. at least until demons start to show up. Harry is determined to help the brothers out in their search for their father and help them kill Jess' murderer. MoD!Fem!Harry

Michael Myers might just love his family a little too much. Deborah loves her family to a fault. Judith doesn't seem to care either way. Michael wants to find baby boo and she has no idea about her true heritage. As far as Michael is concerned family truly is forever. Will Michael get his wish of his family back? Maybe these stories will answer that.

Diana is an obsessed Friday the 13th fan who is told by those around her that her passion will lead her nowhere. That is, until she encounters the real Jason Voorhees, and her life transforms into the miracle she was hoping for, and the Hell that comes with it. Will Diana's Jasonette heart beat more strongly than ever or be silenced for good?

"In order to provide a safe and enjoyable visit, Smith's Grove Sanitarium has provided detailed information on what to expect when visiting. Any violation of these rules may result in immediate termination of the visit." Eight years after the events of Halloween, Laurie Strode finds herself visiting Michael Myers. Based on Rob Zombie's version.

"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.

Meet Klover Potter. Fem!Harry. She's gay as hell and ready to take Hogwarts by storm. She's the Huffliest Puff there is, and she plans to get out of Hogwarts as alive as she went in, screw anyone who messes with that. "Who the fu** is Voldeywhore? Why does Professor Quirrel seem like he wants to rape me? WHY'RE ALL THE TEACHERS OBLIVIOUS MORONS?" and so on. Probably some bashing

a collection of Harry Potter one-shots by Kitty

This is how I think Death Note should have ended. (written by Kitty)

The epic tale of how Hermione and the Weasley twins drive Umbridge out of Hogwarts, spend a month annoying Voldemort and then raise a de-aged Bellatrix and Voldemort while bugging the Order.

A sequel to the first! Waking up at Camp Crystal lake, Ashley finds herself with only Jason as company. What happened to her world? Can she get back? She's not sure but she's determined to gather her friends together, get some autographs, survive her favorite characters and somehow get them home safe. Now, where in the hell did she put that map? (On hold due to work schedule sorry)

Someone (*cough* James and Albus Potter *cough*) charms the intercoms to play songs from the future in the muggle world all about… Harry? Featuring songs from Jon Cozart, Team Starkid, Harry and the Potters, Ministry of Magic, and various other Wizard Rock Bands.

Light's addiction must be fed.

As the title suggests... But its not the Dark Lord Voldemort! Just a one shot!

What will happen when the famous sugar loving detective L goes to the famous chocolate factory? Teen for minor injuries just in case.

Sally Sparrow only owns 17 DVDs. Casa Erotica 13 is one of them.

Light Yagami awoke to white walls. Screaming. Written for LxLight Club's Alternate Ending contest. Onesided LightxL.

Voldemort never saw this coming! Harry aquires an ottoman...AU, ignores DH and most of HBP for it's own sanity

520 things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts. edit: There is now 521!

Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.