If my baby can see this, I love you, Michelle Arce. So please come back, I hate being alone. Please.

(Bolds for personal information. Italics for information related to projects or this account. Underlines for total nonsense, Yan Yan style.)

This is me. I'm still new here. Brand new, actually so I can't post any stories up yet. Well, technically, I don't have any stories to post but... I'm sure there'll be some ready soon.

I'm not forgetting anything, am I? Oh wait, yeah! My girlfriend's somewhere on this site. Girlfriend would be a little bit of an understatement, she means more to me than that, but lately our relationship's hit a slightly rocky road. But we'll make it through, she loves me, I love her. We don't need anything else to make it through. Personally, I think her obsession.. remembers baby's reaction .. okay, fine - minor crushdom with Kankurou, is a bit too much until she's actually spending so less time with me. But it'll probably pass (I hope, aiks). Mainly I'm just jealous, argh. I just want her to spend time with me again like last time. But no matter what happens, there's one thing I'll always be sure of.

I love you, woman! So show me some love too. :3

Minor note: I'm not really a professor though some might argue I'm smart enough to be one, and B. J. are actually my real initials. Spartan is, of course, entirely made up, though isn't that a pretty cool pen name?

Hands off my wife. Peace.

I'm not good at fanfiction, so warning to all of you whom so happens to, unfortunately, tread pass this page. I'm better in writing my own stories but even those... meh, don't last long. I usually get bored of them after some time and stop the project. But for this once (and for this account), I'm gonna try extra hard to focus on a story before getting bored. Hah. Not much of a promise but that's all I can do.

Age: 15 years.

Occupation: (Incredibly) Gifted Student

Ambition: err.. Not suitable to be written on a public profile page but it has something to do with Angelus Weiss, an empty bedroom, lots of cinnamon and chocolate, and a good ol' game of the paper-folding classic, origami! x3

Projects: Crown of the Apocalypse Trilogy, it's a sorta crossover between Hellblazer (Constantine) and Hellboy. But since I can't post anything yet (being new and all), you'll all just have to wait a little longer to read it (no loss to you, I can assure that).

Everytime you watch an HP movie, China aborts a baby! So be sure to watch lots. :D

Statutory rape should be legalised ... what?