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Allo!! je sais pas trop quoi dire alors j'vais commencer avec: je suis québécoise, je vie dans une très petite ville en Gaspésie. Je suis très amicale, pas très grande (juste 5 p.) j'ai de grand cheveux châtain presque blond et j'ai trop d'imagination!! J'adore lire et je vais bientôt commencer a écrire des fics, pour m'aider a évacuer mon trop-plein d'imagination . Je ne fais pas trop attention a mon orthographe alors ne me juger pas pour sa merci! J'adore South Park alors sa sera le sujet de mes fics. C'est tout!! :P

Père : Fils, va me chercher quelque chose à boire
Fils : Pepsi ou coca ?
Père : Coca
Fils : Zéro ou normal
Père : Normal
Fils : En plastique ou en verre ?
Père : En plastique
Fils : 1L ou 2L ?
Père : Sa suffit va me chercher de l'eau
Fils : Minérale ou normal ?
Père : Minérale
Fils : Froide ou chaude ?
Père : Oooooh tu veux que je te donne une correction !!
Fils : Avec un bâton ou une chaussure ?
Père : Mais tu es un animal (genre il la traité d'animal) !!
Fils : Une vache ou un cheval ?
Père : Sort d'ici !!
Fils : Maintenant ou demain ?
Père : Maintenant, tout de suite!

Fils : Tout seul ou tu veux venir avec moi
Père : Tu part pas, je te tue
Fils : Avec une hache ou un couteau ?
Père : AVEC UNE HACHE !!
Fils : Dans mon ventre ou dans ma tête ?
Père : Mais tu es une catastrophe !!
Fils : Tremblement de terre ou volcan ?

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Freelancers React to Red vs Blue by FinchFlyingAce reviews
Before there was Red vs Blue, there was Project Freelancer. And BOY did the Freelancers get fucked over, now most of them are dead. But death isn't the end for them, instead they are going to... watch a bunch of videos?
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,934 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 541 - Updated: 5/14 - Published: 8/1/2017 - Tex/Allison, North, York, Maine/Meta
Prodigy by gromit41187 reviews
4th installment in the Promise series: Now that the big bad is gone, time for the rag-tag family to finish cleaning up and settle in for the long haul. More surprises and scary next steps for everyone. How will the ever make it?
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 86 - Words: 220,539 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/19/2018 - Published: 6/5/2017 - Carolina, North, Wash, York
Words as Feelings by Mossnose reviews
There are so many words one can use to express their feelings and thoughts. A series of short stories with each chapter based on the word of the day.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 365 - Words: 130,745 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/31/2017 - Published: 1/1/2017 - Carolina, Wash, York - Complete
Wondering Why We're Here by RenaRoo reviews
A collection of stories inspired by prompts and memes sent to me for the Red vs Blue universe. [Saturday Updates]
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 59 - Words: 33,803 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/15/2017 - Published: 4/18/2017
Until There Are No More Regrets by IceWarrior13 reviews
There were fifty Freelancers, one for every state. Most weren't situated on the Mother of Invention, just rookies and a special, chosen few. This is the story of a young rookie who is sent to the Mother of Invention and the choices she makes over the course of the series. Is she as strong as she appears to be? Who will see through the façade? What are her regrets?
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,362 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/5/2017 - Published: 7/9/2016 - M. Caboose, Carolina, Wash, OC
All shall know who and what I truly am by SareBear96 reviews
Kenny McCormick has been keeping secrets her whole life. But what will she do when one of her secrets is revealed by Butters? And how is Cartman involved in her curse? Could this finally be her chance to make everyone believe her, once and for all? Bunny Kyman Stendy Dip One-sided Style Slight Creek Warning- In this Fanfic Kenny is a girl!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 53,407 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 12/4/2016 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Kenny M., Butters S.
Drabble a Day by TMNT Fanatic reviews
A series of oneshots and drabbles about our favourite turtles. Contains fluff! I will try to update every day of the year. My first fanfiction so be gentle. Constructive criticism is welcome! Rated T for some words
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 43 - Words: 35,520 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/11/2015 - Published: 1/1/2015 - Leonardo, Michelangelo, Raphael, Donatello
Everything Changes by TheLyricsAreMyStory reviews
It's five years later, the four friends are at high school but things have changed; Stan is captain of the football team, Kyle is the least intelligent in the class, Cartman no longer has weight issues and Kenny is the rich kid! But through it all, will the group discover there are twists and turns along the way...
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 46,189 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Never Mind by RushingAutumnLeaves reviews
Octavia wants to tell Vinyl about the feelings inside her, but as a Canterlot pony, she can't bring herself to do it. She's afraid of the looks she'll get, but mostly she's afraid that telling Vinyl will cause the unicorn to leave her forever. She'd rather live a life alone than live a life without Vinyl, so when the time comes, she has to say...never mind. Also on my FIMFiction.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,207 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Vinyl Scratch, Octavia - Complete
Twitch by PrinceOfPans reviews
Craig just moved to south park and hates it immediately. It smells bad, it looks terrible and his house is boring. It isn't all bad though, he quickly makes friends with his paranoid neighbor Tweek Tweak. Rated T for language and possible sexual situations.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,494 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/11/2012 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Diary by cleopatra1111 reviews
Kyle reads Kenny's diary, but finds that he doesnt know the real Kenny at all. All he knows is the brave face Kenny puts on in the day.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,980 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 10/30/2012 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Kenny M., Kyle B.
Things That Go Derp by ColorfulCloud1 reviews
A Stallion get fired from his job and heads to Ponyville, but can he change is old life, after arriving he sees love and has a perfect life but can he choose her or a certain rainbow mare
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 17,086 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Derpy Hooves/Ditzy Doo, Dinky Doo - Complete
If You're Reading This by Thisisntmydesign reviews
The world is in danger. Major superpowers have been taken by an insane dictator, named Eric Cartman. The only defense is a ragtag group of children with a mercenary and a civil rights activist in the head. The world is screwed.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 42,299 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Gregory, Christophe
An Angel Lost In Hell by Magnoot reviews
After following his father Damien and Satan find an angel. Satan choose to bring the angel home to keep it from harms way. Will Damien stand having a potential enemy living with him or will hell break loose? And what happened with the angel to get it send to hell?
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,451 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Damien, Pip P. - Complete
Deaf: Vinyl's Tale by legomaster00156 reviews
A first-person short story focused on Vinyl Scratch. Not many ponies know that the famous DJ P0n-3 is completely deaf. But how did it happen? Let's find out!
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Vinyl Scratch, Dr. Whooves - Complete
Music to my Ears by legomaster00156 reviews
A charity is holding a grand concert, and three of Equestria's best musicians have been invited to perform: Lyra Heartstrings, Vinyl Scratch aka DJ P0n-3 , and Octavia's entire orchestra. But perhaps there's more to these ponies than meets the eye?
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,270 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Octavia, Vinyl Scratch - Complete
Consequences to the Grave by lizoftheinfinite reviews
The final battle between heaven and hell is coming, and Christophe has to choose a side. M for graphic violence and Christophe's mouth. Mild slash. Completed!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 158,608 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Christophe, Damien - Complete
The Kindness of Strangers by Wheller reviews
A new pony wanders into town early one morning, and is quickly befriended by all, but when this new pony is quickly and unfairly taken from them, it sends Twilight Sparkle on a downward, gilt ridden slope, and Pinkie Pie completely off the deep end.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,953 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Twilight Sparkle, Pinkie Pie - Complete
Le Trésor Ecarlate by La Sage Ithere reviews
Rouge découvre un étonnant trésor qui chamboulera sa vie et celles de ses amis. Des difficultés et quelques malentendus en perspective, mais qui sait comment les choses aboutiront au final? Knuxouge.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - French - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,501 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/4/2008 - Published: 11/30/2008
C'est la vie! reviews
Kenny s'ennuie et sa sœur lui cache quelque chose...
South Park - Rated: K - French - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Kenny M. - Complete