Currently writing a fanfic with an undecided name, temporarily called, "Would you?"

Actively been on the site since 2012 but only recently made an account.

League of Legends username: REDACTED

Similar to Dan's (Dan Howell's/Danisnotonfire's) diss track, (can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xACdTzmyaQI) I made one myself instead of a profile description :)

Lyrics:

She said she’ll update the story every day

What a liar, and you know what she has the audacity to say?

That she has trust issues….I mean she definitely has issues

But the fact that she expects people to just hand tissues…(a lie, really)

So now that we’re here, let’s rutting begin

Hope she listens, much to her chagrin,

At the roast that’s been way overdue

Since she obviously has nothing better to do (with her life)

First things first, you look like a gods damned potato

You expect people to talk to you, when you “have nothing to say though”

Your hair is nearly as trashy as your personality

And worst of all, your stories have poor originality

You constantly procrastinate updating your stupid story

Because you’re clearly afraid of ruining it all

So what do you do? Oh right, just spam your useless, “I’m sorry!”

And expect to have everyone “just forget” by the fall

Keeping with your constant theme of lack of original ideas,

Let’s go on to “Reasons why Evie’s a fail”

Oh there’s plenty,

I’ll give you some

You hardly sleep you overeat all you do is try to retweet

Your jokes don’t make sense, and you say you’re random

But really you’re just “on the fence” half the time or crying about a fandom

Anyone you dislike you emotionlessly block

You go a week, and then use them as a subject to mock

You might feel bad but don’t apologize

Instead you go about trying to memorize

Songs with a good meaning

Something your life is clearly lacking

So while you spend your day wracking

Your brain for a reason as to what brought this upon you

Remember that most people would be able to instantly come up about with ten or two

I could continue, there’s more to be explored

There’s more on this list than times you’ve felt adored!

By your birthday you joked you’d go ahead and commit

I wish you weren’t kidding, i’d get out the popcorn and sit

On a couch, by your computer

Oh wait, you won’t be having it at any time in the near future

So you’re obsessed with Gerard Way but you’re infatuated with Laura

What the fuck is up with your sexuality? It’s like you’re sorta

Undecided about everything except your choice on a useless degree

How much more do I need to say for you to see

That your little album isn’t the only thing that’s blurry

Again, your sexuality, your interests, your purpose in life

It seems like suicide is the only thought you can have without strife

cough*

I’m kidding guys

Obviously haha..

Okay that got deep real fast

Pretend the time spent crying after that hasn’t passed?

Of course. Before I start sobbing again let’s finish this shit up

I’m gonna go make myself a cup,

Of tea.. Oh wait i’m fake and only like it iced

What the hell is wrong with me? (Oh I can name a few things)

Wrist? Sliced, Face? Deformed, Evie? Maced

Oh, you’re a writer? I wasn’t informed

That the shit you spend hours on a day was considered writing

I’m gonna write some screenplay right here, right now.

Attendant: Now if you look to your left, you’ll see Evie crying

Could it be because of the roast or because she looked in the mirror and glimpsed a cow?

Click “Follow Author” if you want to see me update 3 times a year

If you want to see my most recent work just scroll down

At least i’m still the queen of suicidal thoughts, can’t remove my crown

A sentence with 2 nouns is what you were reading, as well the roast of fucking Eviemacing

Uhh I don't even know if "follow author" is a thing but I know there's something similar... lol

Well, goodbye for now, hope you enjoyed my "Self-roast" if you're read this far xP