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Joined 07-01-11, id: 3036560, Profile Updated: 07-06-18
Author has written 30 stories for Borderlands, Assassin's Creed, Team Fortress 2, Doctor Who, Legend of Zelda, Left 4 Dead, Splinter Cell, Bionicle, Breaking Bad, Titanfall, Watch Dogs, Payday: The Heist, Red vs. Blue, DayZ, Overwatch, Fire Emblem, Ghost Recon series, and My Little Pony.

I like video games and I like writing, but I usually prefer the former.

Yes, I am shipper trash.

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Waking Nightmares by KnightMysterio reviews
Luna's nightmares herald the arrival of nine warriors from another world, who have unwillingly been turned into ponies by the force that brought them there. Why were they transported to Equestria? And what is the horror that haunts Princess Celestia?
Crossover - My Little Pony & Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 420,879 - Reviews: 924 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 602 - Updated: 7/17/2017 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon, Medic - Complete
Dottore by IfEaRnOfIsH reviews
Abstergo has meddled too much, for too long. The threads of time are crossing, and the Doctor and all that he is are being sucked into the chaos, where a man lies in an Animus in a corrupt TORCHWOOD. All hope is lost - for now. T for language and themes.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 105 - Words: 103,559 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 7/12/2015 - Published: 5/22/2011 - 11th Doctor, Ezio A.
I'll Be Home for the Holidays by ChaosandMayhem reviews
Lawrence Mundy Jr. hates the holiday season. And he especially hates when the holiday season forces him to deal with his overbearing parents, his abrasive brother-in-law, an oddly jittery Spy, and the mysterious going-ons of a factory in the distance...the sequel to Eight Mercenaries and A Toddler. Cover image by tomiyeee!
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 108,667 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Medic, Sniper, Spy - Complete
Collateral Damage by child-dragon reviews
Jack has reprogrammed the digistruct network so that no one on Pandora save Hyperion can use it. No vehicles, no guns, no sword for Zero. The vault hunters are sent to find a wandering engineer with a curious nickname in the hopes that she can figure out how this happened and more importantly - how to fix it.
Borderlands - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,275 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Maya, Zer0 - Complete
Checkpoint by child-dragon reviews
I have just started playing this series and I would think an assassin would have more trouble getting past the guards than the game gives you. This is just a short about Altair finding a way through that involves more than just keeping his head low and his horse at a slow walk.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,739 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/19/2012 - Altaïr - Complete
Eight Mercenaries and A Toddler by ChaosandMayhem reviews
When Respawn malfunctions and their annoying Scout is turned into something far more precocious, it'll take all of the RED team's wits and patience to look after him. At the same time, Engineer must find a way to turn Scout back into an adult before the BLUs-or anyone else-realizes what's happened. No pairings, just a bunch of exhausted trained killers and one hyperactive child.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,262 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Scout, Spy - Complete
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Dandelions reviews
Morgan searches for the right flowers to give his mother on her birthday, enlisting the help of both his sister and his father. Short 1-shot for chrobin week.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/17 - Chrom, Lucina, Morgan
Morgan's Day Off reviews
At his sister's behest, Morgan spends a day out on the town while the Shepherds are camped in a relatively peaceful area. Requests for help from a young villager, however, prompt him to have a more "active" day off than he had originally intended.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,046 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/22 - Lucina, Morgan - Complete
Game Night reviews
McCree ropes Genji into a game of Dungeons and Dragons with Ana, Reinhardt, and Mercy. Even angsty cyborg ninjas need to take a break sometimes. Loosely based on the Junkenstein's Revenge event. Not a shipfic, may have some light Gency sprinkled around though. It's whatever. Updated when I feel like it, which could be never. Expect short, sporadic chapters.
Overwatch - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,445 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/8/2018 - Published: 8/28/2017 - Angela Z./Mercy, Reinhardt W., J. McCree, Genji S.
Support reviews
Robin suffers a grievous injury in combat, and later achieves S-Support with Chrom. M for violence, Chromxf!Robin
Fire Emblem - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/6/2018 - Avatar/Robin, Chrom - Complete
A Letter reviews
Paris 1st of July, 1794 Dear Arno,
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2015 - [Élise S., Arno D.] - Complete
The Story of Leonard Teach
Psychological Evaluation of patient Leonard Teach: Age: 32 Born: January 1st, 1991 at 12:00 A.M. Occasionally exhibits symptoms of clinical depression. Has an overwhelming sense of justice; will go out of his way to resolve conflicts of morality. Subject has been known to resort to vigilantism when he believes necessary. Subject has also shown violent tendencies.
DayZ - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/7/2014
Have Fun, Carolina reviews
After a mission gone wrong, Agent York finds himself fighting for his survival, and his favorite feisty red-haired freelancer.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/15/2014 - Published: 7/14/2014 - Carolina, Delta, York
Unusual Treatments
There was once a boy. He was always fascinated with medicine. (May cause mild discomfort in some people. Has references to WWII Concentration Camps and other... Unsavory things. It's not too bad, but be warned.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Published: 7/13/2014
GRIN reviews
There's few things more sad than the fear of a clown, but nothing is sadder than a clown's frown.
Payday: The Heist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/7/2014 - Bain, Wolf - Complete
The Mad Man With a Box reviews
The Mad Man with a box All his secrets locked inside His face a young man's His eyes old and wise.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/29/2014 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Watch Dogs: LONEWOLF reviews
In the city of Chicago, there's one man who could shut down everything at the press of a button, and there's several who want to take him down.
Watch Dogs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Crime - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,281 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/9/2014 - Published: 4/24/2014 - Aiden Pearce
Fallout: Equestria - A Matter Of Time reviews
He peeled open the packaging, revealing a letter and a small box. Looking over the letter, his eyes slowly grew wider and wider, and his smile grew larger and larger. "What? What's the letter say?" Clara asked. "Do you like ponies, Clara?" The Doctor replied. (100% Unofficial, Not From Concentrate)
Crossover - Doctor Who & My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,150 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/2/2014 - Published: 4/15/2014 - 11th Doctor, Clara O., Derpy Hooves/Ditzy Doo, Dr. Whooves
Ghost Recon: Clock Work reviews
Kozak's squad recovers an extremely dangerous object that could potentially be used as a Weapon of Mass Destruction. Just a normal day for the Ghosts. Ghost Recon/Assassin's Creed crossover, possibly some Splinter Cell, seeing as how GR and SC take place in the same universe.
Crossover - Assassin's Creed & Ghost Recon series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 3,108 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/14/2014 - Published: 8/27/2013
Titanfall: Frontier reviews
The IMC base on Demeter was buzzing with excitement. They had just recieved the news that they would be going home after one last battle. One pilot in particular was especially glad. His name was Carson. A Titanfall Fanfiction. Fun fact: I hadn't checked in a while, but THERE IS NOW A TITANFALL CATEGORY! WOOT
Titanfall - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/4/2014
A Knight's Tale reviews
Alonzo works for a politician as a guard, but begins to think that not everything is as it seems with the Baron.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,260 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/30/2014 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Ezio A.
Shades of Blue
So many faces, So many places.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Complete
My Father's Blade, My Father's Robes I'm a Bit Like Him, I Suppose reviews
My Father fought in a war. I would dress up as a soldier and play with my brothers as a child. Later, I found out just which war he fought in. *ONE-SHOT*
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2013
Poems for The Doctor reviews
They call him The Doctor. His ship's TARDIS Blue. Whoever he meets, They say, "Doctor Who?" A collection of Doctor Who themed poems.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/4/2013 - Published: 8/12/2013
Fungeons and Wagons reviews
Axton touched the red button. Read my previous story, Absolute Zero, or you might not understand what's going on. *HIATUS*
Borderlands - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 3,075 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/4/2013 - Published: 5/21/2013 - Zer0, Maya, Salvador, Axton
Next Stop: Everywhere
"Your name's the Doctor, right?" "The one and only!" "Doctor Who?"
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Published: 10/19/2013
What's-his-name reviews
A look back at Breaking Bad. *ONE-SHOT**SPOILERS*
Breaking Bad - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/17/2013 - Complete
SHADE reviews
Shadows Can Kill. Hey, really big fan of Bionicle, thought I might as well write something for it. Featuring my OC Dark Hunter. A series of stories, again, about my OC Dark Hunter. *HIATUS*
Bionicle - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 9/10/2013
Spies Versus Mercs reviews
A battle between a team of four spies and a team of four mercenaries. *ONE-SHOT*
Splinter Cell - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2013 - Complete
Welcome To Pandora, Kiddos! reviews
The story of Borderlands 2, written Illogical-style. *HIATUS*
Borderlands - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,830 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Zer0, Maya, Salvador, Axton
The Perish reviews
The L4D2 team in the final mission of The Parish. No, the title is not a typo. *ONE-SHOT*
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Ellis, Rochelle, Coach, Nick - Complete
Shadows reviews
Everyone feels anger, hatred, fear. Everyone has done something they'd rather not have done. The Hero of Time is no exception. *ONE-SHOT*
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2013 - Link, Dark Link - Complete
Happy 1419th Hunger Games! reviews
A special Hunger Games this year, involving many "famous" tributes. Enjoy this reaping-free year, courtesy of the kind people at the Capitol. *HIATUS*
Crossover - Doctor Who & Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,420 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 7/1/2013 - 11th Doctor, Desmond M.
Scout'n Around
A short thing about Scout, my favorite class. I'm not dead! :D *ONE-SHOT*
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Published: 7/14/2013 - Scout - Complete
Insanity reviews
The Pyro's thoughts. *ONE-SHOT*
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Pyro - Complete
Absolute Zer0 reviews
The Vault Hunters get trapped in frostbite crevasse after a Hyperion moonshot hits their car. The temperature is dropping, and Zer0's rifle is broken. My first story, so if you're gonna flame, at least use a Maliwan! Ha ha ha... ugh. *COMPLETE*
Borderlands - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 4,067 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/23/2013 - Published: 5/7/2013 - Zer0, Maya, Salvador, Axton - Complete