Uzu-kun
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Joined 04-15-06, id: 1028729, Profile Updated: 02-07-09
Author has written 4 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, and Naruto.

DO NOT READ MY EARLIER STORIES.

I don't know why I wrote them.

The only reason why I have not deleted them is because of sentimentality.

twitch

Horrid, horrid, sentimentality.

Ah. Kirika no Shukaku is my other account. I took this one instead right now because I didn't want to ruin the pretty name. Errr. Maybe Kirika no Shukaku, actually. I don't remember how many tails -stories- I'd gotten... huh...

Ah. Anyways.

I am Uzu-kun. One of many names. I like writing fanfictions. When I'm not being lazy. I am a cosplayer at heart will soon be a literally permanent Hinata cosplayer, and cosplay her every day-... I... don't... know... whyyy... don't... ask me- and a roleplayer in mind. Well. That could because I have people in my mind. Delightful, delightful people.

TWITCH

Eheh.

Anyways.

Now, let's see. I like any anime you shove under my nose with a plot.

So, there's that off the bat.

Let's see. Ah, things I hate. Green peppers. Uhm... Naruto being portrayed as an uke while ALSO being out of character. can you really do one without the other? ... Alright, folks. If you give to me a plausible situation in which he ukes, put him in character, etcetera, AND put that in a plot. THEN I'll stop and listen.

Because, well.

I'm the king/queen of OOC.

I KNOW when I'm being cheated of people being in character. xD

Anyways. Mmm. I like Shonen-ai, Shoujo-ai, Ai, and my fair share of Yaoi, Yuri, and Hetero.

For the record, I do find Winry and Ed, and Sakura and Naruto adorable.

I just also find Winry and Riza cute in drabbles, Edward funny when he's shooting off on Roy in those classic EdxRoy/RoyxEd's where you don't know who's doing what because no lemon's are written, Sakura cute with Hinata in those adorable two page fanfictions, and Naruto hilariously good at topping Sasuke's duckbut ass.

Mhm.

That's where I stand, folks.

Yeah.

You can just tell I'm hitting my head against the desk in exhaustion.

So I'll let myself out.

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Tearing His Wings by sanestinsanepersonever reviews
From Envy's POV. Basically it's a rape fic. EnvyXEd, you dislike rape fics and gay couples? Then don't click, honestly.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,764 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 2/14/2006 - Envy, Edward E. - Complete
Ray of Light by SteFy-CooOl reviews
Something unexpected? hum... most likely, but how did it turned that way? Chapter 7 is up! warning YAOI! EnvyEd, spoilers from the anime!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,314 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/1/2008 - Published: 6/3/2005 - Edward E., Envy
Painted Dreams by half of NF reviews
AU: Gaara and Naruto are two young students entering Konoha University. Will their dark pasts keep them from experiencing any real future? Warning: abuse, death, love, yaoihet pairings. Other main characters include Neji, Shikamaru, Lee and Sakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 76,356 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/11/2007 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Gaara, Naruto U.
The night the Dragon cries by witchfingers reviews
[HPxFMA crossover] Voldemort gets a new ally to whom he almost bows down to, and meanwhile, another year starts at Hogwarts...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 18,970 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 8/3/2007 - Published: 3/25/2006 - Envy, Edward E.
Forgive me, Forgive me Not by Shingo-sama reviews
A old house on a steep hill is cursed by an old witch in the late 1600's. Ever since there have been unexplainable deaths and missing bodies. 1920 Roy's unit is sent to this house, but will they make it out? [RoyEd AU]Complete
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 22 - Words: 22,796 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/30/2007 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Drive Me Crazy by Forever Yours Zana reviews
Ed has a crush on a girl, crossdresses and on top of his ever stressing life, has to deal with Envy. Who he might like. We don't know just yet. Chapter 9: Nothing can ever go as planned, that's how life is. [EnvyxEd]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,133 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 4/9/2007 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Envy, Edward E. - Complete
That Blonde One by gimbatash reviews
Someone has gotten a hold of crystallized red water and is using it for his own sick proposes. Now Ed must go undercover as a stripper in order to bring this man into the open. WARNING: Do not take this seriously. It's just a really silly story! :D
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,182 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/18/2007 - Published: 9/27/2005 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Expecting The Unexpected by thoughtless dreamer reviews
Ed and Envy are forced to take the phrase expect the unexpected to heart when it turns out that they are expecting, and indeed, it is quite unexpected. EnvyxEd. Yaoi and mpreg. Rated for language and for future chapters. COMPLETED.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 64,603 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 3/14/2007 - Published: 4/22/2006 - Envy, Edward E. - Complete
Cut Me Off by WingedBonnie reviews
EnvyxEd AU: Everyone has to lie a bit now and then...fake a laugh or two, ya know? Chp17: Ed and Al are making list...list that involve the substantial issues of those around them. And Envy...he's having a blast as usual. Say 'Cheese' Everyone or suffer.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 201,377 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 2/16/2007 - Published: 1/21/2005 - Envy, Edward E.
Allotted Design by Novacaine Remix reviews
Envy Culus, son of Dante, spends his HS years being bullied for his obvious difference, until the fateful night when the tables turned. Believed to have ran away, Envy poses as his brother Wrath at a new prepschool what happens when he falls in love with
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 41,783 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/10/2006 - Published: 4/16/2006 - Envy, Edward E. - Complete
Crimson Tears by lovergal1227 reviews
The result of too many EnvyxPride!Ed stories. The homunculi have a new brother and Dante lets Envy have him for a toy. !MUST READ AN IN FIRST CHAP! EnvyxPride!Ed
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,433 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/31/2006 - Published: 5/25/2006 - Edward E., Envy
Sin's Child by Touya Ice Angel reviews
EnvyxEd, In a human transmutation gone wrong, Envy is placed as caretaker of a new Ed. Through the troubles of Ed's naivety, Envy's hate is laced with an obscure emotion, will the emotion save Ed until he regains age or be a victim to Envy's subdued hate?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,687 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/18/2006 - Published: 11/12/2005 - Envy, Edward E.
School of sin by 678909 reviews
A highschool fic that's been swimming around in my demented mind for awhile. Envy centric with many changes from anime. Barely follows anything and characters are OOC. Contains Yaoi EdxEnvy GreedxEnvy. Warning MPD, drugs, Abuse, Cursing, coughrapecough
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,861 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/15/2006 - Published: 4/19/2006 - Envy, Edward E.
Sins by Kendo Ryu reviews
Sins are our greatest burden. What happens when the young church dweller deviant Edward Elric decides to play at Being God one night and ends up with a Sin that he can't cleanse himself of? ENVYXED AU
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,337 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/5/2005 - Envy, Edward E.
Operation Graduation by Aztec Goddess reviews
A new law has been passed that has made it necessary for the Military and other characters that want a job to get a high school diploma. Only one will graduate in the end!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 65,142 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/12/2005 - Published: 6/11/2005 - Complete
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Surviver reviews
They told us lots of lies about the way it would be along the road. Tsunade commenting on her experiences, T, Cannon
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Tsunade S. - Complete
He Might Have Doubted reviews
He wasn't gay. NaruSaku, Drabble, T
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Cat fault reviews
Stupid Al. He had to take home that cat. Which killed his stuffed zebra. Which forced him to be in the middle of the road just as that bike was going down the road..... and set off that line of events. Possible pairings[RoyXEd], VERY doubtful [EnvyEd]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,844 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/14/2006 - Published: 5/1/2006 - Roy M., Edward E.
Psycho Society High School reviews
It seems Childrens Aid had finnally taken note of the fact that Edward Elric had been without an gaurdien for four years. In an attempt to stay in Central, Ed had to endure wearing a mini skirt, going to highschool, and a very persistent Envy. Not to ment
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,168 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/2/2006 - Published: 4/24/2006 - Roy M., Edward E.