12/21/06: Liz is ecstatic right now. She has just been choosen to take the black belt pre-test at her karate studoi. She was so happy, she posted a yaoi story, Death Note Mello X Near. Yeah...

10/4/06: I FOUND IT, I FOUND IMFG 11, I AM SO HAPPY, I'M NEARLY DONE TOO!

9/22/06: I'M SO SORRY FOR NOT UPDATING ANYTHING AT ALL, LATELY I HAVE BEEN SWAMPED WITH TOO MUCH SCHOOL WORK, AND MY COMPUTER HAD TO BE WIPED CLEAR. BUT THN I kinda... lost... the disk... and i might have to retype the entire thing I AM SO SORRY!

UPDATE VERY IMPORTANT: Liz and I have been very lazy bums and we're sorry. Well at least I am! Hang on (from a distance) Liz don't get this way! Fine go! Who needs you! Okay, now that that's done, I can get to tell you the very important news that I need to share with you now!

LIZ CANNOT ANSWER PRIVATE MESSAGES RIGHT NOW. SHE IS TOO BUSY WITH FICS RIGHT NOW! ANYONE THAT SENT ME A PM, I'M SORRY.

Name: Elizabeth

Age:13

Birthday: FEBRUARY 11! (this is so much bigger than everything else)

Evil Voices Inside Head: Liz (a.k.a: the evil blue-haired authoress that performs evil deeds to the characters in my stories)

Hobbies: Anime, Drawing, Eating, Fanfiction, Manga, Music, Playing the Flute, Reading, Studying, Watching TV/ Movies, and Writing

Location: Massachusetts

Sports: Fencing and Karate

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Stories on Fanfiction:

Inuyasha meets Family Guy: My most popular story! This is my pride and joy that is NOT finnished yet, I got a ton more ideas, so IMFG is here to stay!

Between Fear and Ecstasy: A Death Note fanfic. A story about how Near can be a ripe little plum too when Mello gets him mad. Yaoi. Slash. Yum!

Fire Red Burns: This is actually my friend Gackt's (now Blood_and_Dust) story. I believe it's finnished on her new account.

Stories Never Shown On Naruto: A Gackt and Kaoru story. Kaoru's account is Snow and Tears, they are as crazy and random as I!

The Ultimate Machine: Another Gackt story. Thisis her first IZ story and I really enjoyed it.

Seto Goesto theAmusement Park: I love this story, I thought it up while at 6 Flags.

Joey Goes Back to Preschool: A random story idea thatI thought up while in Social Studies class last year.

The Week Yami Went Insane: One of my favorite parodies that was non-vulgar. The giraffeis awesome!

My Favorite Fictionpress Stories (mine, account name is anime2emo):

Island of the Blood Red Flowers: The Island. It's a place for murderers, hanabils, thieves, witches, and those cast away from society. When a spolied princess is shipwrecked on the Island, the only one who will help is a strange man named Sonomori. Sonomori appears sweet and innocent on the outside, yet he has a dark secret that is even more shockingthan the history of the island itself. A romance/drama/action/horror story 3 chapters

Tutor: In the future, a girl named Rose has almost everything she could ever want. But Rose only wants to learn and let go. Edward is a poor tutor stalked by the mafia. He only wants a place to settle down and be protected. When the two meet on a starry night in an alley, their destiny forms. Yet everything from Rose's father to temptation tries to break apart this love of risks, drama and tradgedy. Romance/Drama 2 chapters

Water by the Lake: This is a trully weird story. It's about these 3rd grade boys Dameon and Nathan who were the best friends anyone had ever seen. Dameon was a kid who always smiled and Nathan was a prankster with a rude mouth. How does a wonderful day on a lake lead to murder? One-shot.

Upcoming Fanfiction:

Family Guy Meets Inuyasha: You want it you might get it. The sequel to IMFG where Stewie and Naraku are friends, Peter fights demons, and Brian has to go without martinis! Status: Quite Possibly

The Code of the Thieves: A DN Angel fanfiction. In Babylon, thievery is a deadly crime that if convicted spells out death! But two master thieves named Diasuke and Dark are brave enough to steal the artwork from the evil King Krad who wishes to posses the people of this civilization. Status: Maybe, if you want it.

Upcoming Original Works (fictionpress):

There's Something Wrong with Class 4B: An awesome story about weird 4rth graders. The evil Malice who loves blood and wants to kill hippies and garden salad. The excitable and peppy Pip, who loves is oblivious to Malice and her evil ways. Then we have Phobe the child with a fear of almost everything, even snow, it gives him hives. Last but not least is the freespirit named Dawn, who loves the Yin and the Yang!

Gara the Bestest Panda in the World: A story about my awesome panda Gara that I bought at a carnavil. Watch him be used as a marketing ploy! Watch him talk! Watch him get brain damage as we throw him around! Hooray!

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Quotes!

"Conversation lagging at a dinner party last night, Mr. Alexander Calder of Phillidelphia Pennsylvania entertained his table companions by making a chicken out of a piece of bread and a hair pin." The New Yorker, 1929

"Fireflys glow to attract mates, but sometimes a male firefly will try to attract another male firefly..."

"I'm getting out"- random samurai and Jin in a hot tub, Samurai Champloo Episode 2

"Sounds toasy doesn't it, burning in hell." Me

"You can toast in hell because burning is a waste of bread." Becky (and I)

"If someone is back seat driving, are they driving under the influence?" David

"Curiosity didn't kill the cat, it made a kitten" David

"No curiosity didn't kill the cat, it made a puppy!" Me

"Now, I don't know how you women would do a technique in a skirt and high heels because I don't wear skirts and high heels... except on the weekends." Lee Wedlake, Karate seminar

"Shut up you nucle" Me

"I want to see the seismic event in yellow." Becky

"Anything you can't fix with money, violence, or duct tape isn't worth fixing." Kjartan

"A plague of Geese!" Becky

"His name begins with a D..." "DEE!" - Becca (and I)

"You're suffocating my leg," -Becca

"I wish there was a button that could turn up the intellegence of TV, there is a knob called brightness, but it doesn't work," can't remember

"It's not stupid, it's advanced," -the almightly tallest

"You can just blame it on the cat..." Becky and I

Quotes from my Math Class

"The challenge math class? More like the challenged class!" Kyanna

"Kelly gonna slap you upside the head to make you be quiet!" Ms. G

"You racist!" Nikki

"Your face is racist!" Nikki

"Hello, my emo homies!" Nikki

"I like karate, its all waachou!" Sam

"You're racist against Sharpies! What did they ever do to you?" holds up hand with a sharpie dot on it- My Math class

"The sqaure root of 4 is Ryan!" Ms. G

"A Math retreat? You and the other teachers will be lying on the beach going 2 times 2 raised to the second power! Yeah!" Luka

"Don't spit on Kelly" Ms. G

"Pat is not a leasbian because he is a man" Ms. G

"I can't show favoratism to my favorite nephew" Ms. G

"Hey, can I put my pen in the eletrical outlet?" Nikki

"In bold letters at the top it says... Kyanna should stop talking..." Ms. G

"I have so many problems, I'm Jewish, Muslim, Atheist..." "And annoying" Nikki and Ms. G

"Well the reason this table can talk is because they actually are actively involved in their learning, and not FLIRTING WITH RYAN!" Ms. G

"You must use proper grammer, even though no one is listening," Becky

"Am I your humor toy?" Me

-"Yuri Snookums, please grab Mommy roughly!"

"I'm not sure if that's a request a feel comfortable with, especially not coming from my mother!" Yuri Shibuya and his mother; Kyo Kara Maoh

Alright, so I'll se you guys later... remember, don't kill me!