Hi, my name is Amanda, but you can call me Am. Via, my BEST friend, (who is very stupoid Via: "Oh yeah, she's VERY smart... spelling bee champ :\) is sitting right next to me.

I also have many other friends. I have to say one of my other BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST friends, is the one and only Vee. I love her like hell.

I must say, whenever I'm around Via, people should be prepared for ultimate insanity. Read below to see what I mean...

Am: "(pauses) Our whole life."

Via: "That makes no sense."

Am: "Oh hey :) (dopey grin)"

Via: "We need LOTS of music."

Am: "Weren't we talking about the kitchen?"

Via: "GAGH! AM TURN OFF THE MUSIC. You're mixing me up. Oh no wait, I like this song."

Am stares at the ceiling

Am: "Wow, my ceiling is white."

Via: "Living in this house for 14 yrs and you just noticed?"

Am: (Dopey grin)

Via: "Okay, back to the kitchen. We need LOTS of napkins."

Am starts pulling dozens of paper towels from the roll and Via helps. They end up taking about 30. Am grabs one end and Via grabs the other and they walk out of the kitchen . Am's dad stares at them awkwardly. (AS USUAL)

Several minutes later when they finish eating. Via folded up all the paper towels and made a HUGE stack

Am: (wipes her hands on her pants)

Via: "HELLO!" (holds up stack)

Am: (strokes phone affectionately) "Hey baby."

Via: "BACK OFF! SHE'S MINE!" (hugs Am)

Am: "Via, stop choking me. Too much love! TOO MUCH LOVE!"

Am goes back to computer while Via glares at phone

Via: (whisper) "I know you like her. She's mine, phone, MINE! I'll be after you ifyou keep staring at her."

Am: (still staring at computer) (picks up phone and drops it off desk) (Via gets startled)

Via: "OIY!"

Am: (still staring at computer as if nothing happened)

Am: (reaches down by the desk where the phone is)

Via: "NO! Don't get the phone!"

Am: "I'm not." (Picks up perfume bottle. It smells like pears.)

Via: (sniffs the perfume) "Smells good." (sprays it everywhere. Am covers her eyes and screams)

Via: "Ha, I've got protection." (gestures toward glasses.)

Am starts sniffing the perfume bottle. She accidentally sprayed it in her nose and mouth. Via doesn't notice anything until a loud spitting noise. She turned around and saw spray coming out of Am's nose and mouth

(Via shows no reaction and continues typing)

Am: "Ten minutes later you'll understand what I said and give me a dirty look"

Via: "Huh? What'd you say?"

(Seriously,she waswriting one thing and about 3 more things happen whileshe wastyping.SHECOULDN'T KEEP UP!")

Am starts singing into her brush. She acts as if she is singing to Via. Via stares with scared expression. Am is down on her knees grabbing Via's leg

Via: "What, are you going to propose now?"

Am starts laughing hysterically and her Hermione-ish hair gets caught on a bag on the doorknob. The bag rubs against the door and makes a fart/sliding noise. Via starts crying from laughter

Via: (while laughing)"I need a tissue."

Am: (still on the floor and laughing) "Take the twelve over there." (points to paper towel stack)

Am grabs brush and starts singing to Via. Via starts singing with lint brush. They both stop writing and get up to dance. Via trips and falls into Am. Am falls into bed and then onto floor and Via falls with her and ends up on her.

Via: "We've got to write that down!"

Am: "I would if I didn't lose all feeling in my body."Am: "What time does Hallmark close?"

Via: "9:00"

(Am looks at clock. It's 9:01)

Am: "Darn"

Okay, so more about me...

-I am 14

-I love HARRY POTTER!

-I have brown hair and brown eyes.

-I'm a music freak.

-I'm a freak (period).

-I have so many friends.- Vee, Via, Kristina, Lauren, Alison, etc.

-I love to dance.

-I'm an outcast. i do random things in front of the crowd ALL THE TIME! I LOVE IT!

-etc...