You and Sanji have been separated from the rest of the crew when a scarred man attacks and traps Sanji in an illusion in which he sees the man as the most beautiful woman in the world. It's up to you to break him from the spell by any means necessary before both of you lose your lives. Sanji x Reader fluff piece rated T for violence.

Based off of '333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart' and '333 and More Ways to Get Kicked Out of HQ'. Rated T. Crack. Contains all characters and rare instances where the thing known as sanity appears. Winner of 'Best Anthology' at the 2015 Hetalia Awards.