A series of One-shots and scenes that I know I'll never finish, but need to write down so they'll stop bouncing in my head.

Spurred on by a perverted ghost, Harry stumbles on a naughty, yet very special book. With the rituals found in this book, Harry gains power and leads his friends in the hunt for Voldemort's Horcruxes. EROTIC COMEDY

Nine years after Harry Potter disappears from the Wizarding World, Hermione thinks she found a clue to his location. She travels halfway around the world, but is unprepared for what she finds. Story has been abandoned for a long time, but officially as of 9/22/2016. Rated M for language

Harry and Hermione get more than they bargain for when Headmistress McGonagall asks them to pose for the great wizard artist Master Rondino. A naughty love story in Five Acts.

Basically, a list of 101 ways to annoy everyone's favorite Potions Master slightly from Hermione's point of view

UPDATED!After the war, Harry disappears. 2 yrs later Hermione finds his diary amongst her things. She starts to read it & discovers things that she never knew about him. After a run in with a stranger that looks like Harry she is convinced that he is aliv

Post HBP. Hermione and Ginny have a conversation about a certain greeneyed wizard who is near and dear to both their hearts, and come to a surprising conclusion. Told from Hermione’s point of view.

The last interlude between our couple, occurring shortly before Dumbledore’s death in HBP, the storming of Hogwarts, the fleeing of Snape and Malfoy … and Harry and Ginny’s subsequent breakup, ostensibly for safety reasons. Somewhat AU.

One Shot Songfic...Tonks tries to convince Remus.

William Potter found his father's diary in his house and read it, uncovering his parents' story. In the meantime, he's in a love triangle himself... Sequel to Crime of Passion HHr Final Chapter Uploaded!

Harry gets some advice on how to tame his hair. Entertaining ThreeShot, full of innuendo, thus the rating is just to be safe. Complete! Please R&R!

TONKS, A DESK, AND HARRY HIDING UNDERNEATH IT . . . . . only suitable for people over 18 years of age . . . . .

Hermione has found a way to destroy the Horcruxes but it requires a couple that has been married for exactly one month. Unfortunatly for once Hermione hasn't done her research and Harry and Hermione must consumate their marriage to destroy the Horcruxes

AN EROTIC VIDEO, A STUNNED HARRY, AND A SHY BUT WILLING HERMIONE. Part two ready, will only post on request.......Only suitable for 18 yrs or older...........Mostly sexual content.............

“So I walked in on him… thinking about me?” she asked, her eyes widening. “I suspect. You said he was doing a lot more than thinking…” Ron said, beginning to smirk. HHr three chaptered fic! Please R&R

Harry visits his best friend after another argument with his wife, who had hit him with spell he's never heard of before. Please R&R.

It had been 3 years since the Final Battle. Ginny is teaching at Hogwarts when McGonagall hires a new DADA teacher. It's Harry, someone she hasn't seen since the Battle and now his heart is only stone. Can she crack it or is that the impossible?

Hermione visits Harry to tell him of the discovery she made... twenty years too late. Gloomy OneShot, please R&R

Harry awakens later than he intended on his wedding day. Dobby acts strange, the twins pull their pranks, and Ron bails as his best man. Can this day be saved? HHr Please R&R

Ginny gives Harry a present for his 18th birthday and she makes sure it’s the best birthday gift he’ll ever receive. Trust me, it is rated M for a reason and I warn you now is rather descriptive so don’t read if this kind of stuff offends you.

Begins right after HBP and goes through summer. Besides searching for Horcruxes, focus is on the relationship between Harry and Hermione. They are the main characters, but it's not necessarily a romantic relationship. Some HG romance in the background.

What goes on behind closed doors...sequel to Truth or Dare

As she and Harry stand in court, charged with murder, Hermione reflects the love affair between herself and Harry. Inspired by a true story.

The trio and their old school friends get together for a reunion of sorts. They end up playing a rousing game of TruthorDare...among other things. OOC. Sequel Behind Closed Doors now posted!

Chloe deals with the death of someone close. Really close. As in, Chloe loses the love of her life.I swear, there is more to this story besides Chloe just grieving. Though, the grieving could be a story all on it's own. I'm not trying to sound conceited,

Secrets long buried and secret identities come to the surface as two lives merge again in unexpected ways. Complete.

*Completed* They say life isn't about the destination, it's about the journey. Chloe..er Lois, ponders that theroy.Chp. 11 is up! please R&R!

Four ficlets based on the Smallville episode Hidden

A portal opens to send Clark and Chloe on an important mission. Complete.

Completed Chloe and Clark do their Christmas shopping, and more, together. Please R&R, I live for reviews!

Harry finds himself reading a list of very personal thoughts put down by a friend that he just knows he shouldn't have found. HarryHermione. Rated for language and sexual humour. [oneshot]

He hadn't seen it coming then. Or now. Childhood's end brings with it a discovery. Set during and and after Spirit.

PostCommencement: Something terrible happens to Chloe that forever changes her life and propels everyone straight into their destinies. COMPLETE

Complete. Harry makes a decision at the train platform at the end of year 5. Two little words change lives forever. Revised 606.

Clark discovers Chloe's letter from "Fever" and now Chloe is mortified. Chapter 4 has been completely re-written.

Chloe and Clark decide to make their own history. Chlark! First fanfic, I know a bit unrealistic but work with me here, just read it and review!

One-shot, Chlark. Clark visits Chloe's grave and comes to an important decision. It's time to move on, but where to...? (Not your usual deathfic, there's a (hopefully) surprising twist)

Harry and Hermione's unspoken game leads to some interesting situations. HHr, One-shot.

What is in the depths of this brilliant girl's mind? What is hidden that no one seems to know... AU in a way...

Denial is a sad, sorry emotion, and Chloe's sick of putting up with it. C/C.

Chloe thinks about Clark. Post Tempest.

Completed. Yes, some things are inaccurate - go with it folks! Harry and Hermoine get more than they bargained for when they accidently become test subjects for one of the more exotic of the Weasleys' concoctions.

Maybe forgiveness is right where you fell. Based on Exile.

A SmallvilleHighlander crossover. Sequal to "Things Change". Chloe's life gets even more interesting.

COMPLETE: After finding himself pursued by every eligible witch on the planet, The Boy Who Won decides to marry for peace of mind. So he turns to Hermione for help pursuing...Minerva McGonagall? Comedy, I swear. HP&HG.

Chloe gets drunk, Lana and Jonathan are finally told off and Clark comes home. A fanfic written at the end of the second season...

Final Chapter is up Hermione walks in on Harry in the shower and decides it's not fair that she got to see him and he didn't get to see her. Will this change their friendship?

COMPLETE. Hermione's parents have decided to act to protect her from Valdemort. Can Harry act as quickly?

(COMPLETED) Hermione Loves Harry. Harry only sees Hermione as a friend. When Hermione strikes a deal with Harry for one night, will he realize his feelings just as Hermione walks away.....

Clark remembers Chloe's words, and so does she. Post-episodic for Rush.

*Complete*. A Smallville/Highlander fusion crossover. Chloe's Sullivan's life changes. Drastically.

It's almost Valentine's Day and Chloe's bitter. Real bitter. (Chlarky goodness)

*COMPLETE!* Sequel to "Do You Think Of Me?" Extremely romantic, extremely sad...If you liked the prequel, you're going to love this. Get your Kleenex out!...R/R!

*COMPLETE!* Probably THE SADDEST H/Hr fic you'll ever read. My goal here is to make readers cry. Prequel to "As If We Never Said Goodbye." And if you like this one, I think you're going to like reading the sequel. R/R!

Clark has just declared his love for a girl in a very surprising and romantic way.

Chloe teaches Clark how to fly. Please apply the usual disclaimers

Chloe is visiting a British Website. A website with a sheep. Clark Kent may have met his match. Rating 'cuz under 13 may not GET the humor. Why is there no fluff genre? CSCK Reporter Chlark.

Girls aren't the only ones who talk about everything.