A Compilation of Unconnected Oneshots.

When Konoha's walls are breached and the embodiment of its heart and soul is stolen away, the only person who can help is the one thought to be long past redemption.

War is on the horizon for Konoha, and the very idea of what it means to be a ninja is being threatened. But Naruto has never been one to surrender, and for both their sakes, Sasuke finds it's time to lay his demons to rest.

Rokudaime Hokage Uchiha Sasuke is a man with nothing beyond duty to the dead. Yet when a second chance comes from the lips of a demon, his battles begin anew... EDITING.

Sasuke, future king to a rising kingdom, traveled in Athens to gain the tutelage of a prominent political figure and military strategist... not to be hopelessly enamored with a potter's slave. SasuIta. AU.

Lelouch thought his life over as the sword stabbed him. Instead, he woke up in a different world without his people, his power, and his money. Turning to the magic of this world to achieve his goals, Lelouch begins a crusade when the people he left behind are threatened. Even if it meant dying over and over again to achieve his goals.

The last thing Cloud wants, when given the chance, is to do it all over again. Instead, he chooses the normal life. After all, a Janitor could never save the world. But... well, it all starts with the General's coffee machine. TimeTravel C/S domCloud

Itachi is tied up. Sasuke is feeling sadistic. I think you know where this is going. SasuIta.

"General Sephiroth was last seen in the basement, reading. Beyond this, not much is known." - The Midgar Times. [AU/Canon Divergence]

Cloud's first thought on waking in the Shinra training grounds..."Where's the hidden camera?". What is one supposed to do when they find themselves inexplicably in the past? Become a terrorist four years early, of course. And look up a few old friends.

A series of ficlets which explores what life might have been had Sandaime come to an obvious solution for the Uchiha problem.

After he and his team have an accident with the Fountain of Youth, the now two year-old Naruto somehow manages to save the day. Melting Gaara's heart with his cuteness and inspiring others to do good and to defeat Orochimaru and the Akatsuki along the way

Itachi refuses the critical mission and flees the village with Sasuke. Several years later, Sasuke wants to take the Chuunin exams, but all the Uchiha are believed dead...slight NaruSaku SasuHina, mostly gen...Now starting Part II!

Sasuke was not really happy with his team. The shy Hyuuga, and the laziest person he'd ever known where not people he'd have picked. But he never expected how a blue-eyed, blond-haired, and newly minted jonin would transform them all into a true team. A journey in a dangerous world, and a fight to get out from the shadow of his brother, the Godaime Hokage Itachi Uchiha. AU

During Naruto's final battle against Sasuke, Itachi uses the power he gave him to clean Sasuke's soul and body from darkness by turning him into a newborn baby with no memories of his past. For how long can Naruto keep this a secret? CANCELED

After it's all over, Sakura isn't sure why they're even bothering to pretend that they need to decide Sasuke's fate. Everyone knows that they've been planning to just ignore everything he's done since he left Konoha years ago and she honestly can't see a little thing like, oh, every little act of high treason Sasuke's committed since then changing any of that.

By Masashi Kishimoto. That other one? Oh no, that's a fanfiction.

Thanks Naruto, for being as ambivalent as possible. Spoilerish 691.

Shikamaru didn't know if it was time travel or reincarnation. But between memories of the future and having Itachi and Sasuke as brothers, he knew his dreams of a simple life would be impossible. (Or: The best idea I had for motivating Shikamaru to interact with Itachi).

In the afterlife, a few of the most likely suspects try to figure out which one of them was the most responsible for the myriad of problems facing the ninja world.

Revenge never tasted so bitter. It never was supposed to be this useless waste of life. Now Sasuke has a chance to go back and change everything. ***THIS IS UPDATED ON AO3***

Becoming Shiroe meant more than gaining a few centimeters and some cool spells.

Danzo was never pleased about the loose end that Sasuke represented but he could live with it. Three years of the kid living it up with the killer of their Hokage later, 'not pleased' might be a bit of an understatement. Tsunade could never understand just why Danzo didn't push for Sasuke to be in the Bingo Book but Itachi is really being quite unreasonable about the matter.

Naruto pesters Sasuke while he's training delaying him getting home. He's so late, in fact, that Itachi simply doesn't have time to wait for him to arrive and discover the massacre and has to go looking for him. But once he finds them how is he really supposed to get Sasuke back home and stick to his script without making the whole thing just seem really weird?

You will grant him a kunoichi-style execution. One-sided Uchihacest, non-explicit. Darkish. Twisty.

When Konoha ninja return from investigating one of Orochimaru's laboratories, they bring back a devastating strain of chakra bacterium - Kimimaro's sickness developed into a bioweapon. As Naruto and his surviving friends struggle to live in Plague-stricken Konoha, Madara plots, an anti-ninja cult demands repentance, and, in the midst of it all, Sasuke seeks a perfect revenge.

Let the shipping war recommence! 662 Spoilerific.

Sasuke arrives before Jiraiya at the small hotel in Tanzaku-Gai, where his brother and Kisame confront Naruto, and Itachi makes a decision with horrifying, long-lasting consequences. Oneshot.

To keep a fire amidst a storm. SasuIta.

A tale of the Uchiha coup, and what it takes to save their clan. Reincarnation.

Levi declares a one-man war on the sorry state of the military's pants (because whoever decided white was a good color for them was clearly an imbecile). Erwin is worried.

Masashi Kishimoto drew those lines on Itachi's face - now some Naruto characters find themselves contemplating what those lines actually are. In three parts, it's time to get to the bottom of those lines.

A fellow Sherlock author asked me to put together a comprehensive guide to writing both gay and straight erotic fiction, as well as lists of sexy words and some general writing tips. Please feel free to use. Includes Table of Contents and References.

Ino finally tells Sakura the truth behind her idea that Sasuke has a thing for long-haired girls.

After Madara final attack on the village, Rokudaime Kakashi uncovers a time-travel scroll. Now he's Team Seven's sensei again. And this time, he's going to do things differently. A time travel fic.

Some friendships are best saved for a rainy day. Izuna and Tobirama, pre-Founding.

They say hell hath no wrath like a woman scorned, but the wrath of a scorned son comes pretty close. The day his brother massacred the Uchiha clan, Sasuke shrugged. None of those people cared about him anyway. Years later he tries to leave his clan's shadow as a loyal shinobi of Konoha. ON HIATUS

Now complete as of its 30th chapter. Naruto and his teammates, and his mentors, find themselves faced with a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, and they take it. But time is a fickle thing, and even a ninja can't just jump inside the river of history and change its course. Not without getting swept up in it. Uzumaki Naruto is about to learn that.

Naruto comes up with a brilliant plan to bring Sasuke back.

After witnessing a visit from a future Hokage and an Academy graduating class, and learning how future history remembers him, Sasuke decides to change his life and model himself and his clan after the greatest person the Uchiha Clan ever produced...Obito. AU in which Obito had the temerity to go and die at thirteen before Madara dug his claws into him amongst other things...

Life is a study in relationships: good enemy, good brother, good shinobi. Uchiha Izuna is all three.

There's a disturbing lot about humans that Sephiroth, Angeal and Genesis just don't understand. [Fantasy AU]

The death and resurrection of Uchiha Izuna.

Naruto once believed he saw Sasuke as more of a brother than Itachi ever did. But stuck in the 13-year-old ANBU captain's body on the day of Uchiha Clan Massacre, could he really do any better?

He keeps dreaming of a future gone to hell, but it's irrational to imagine that his visions would actually happen, right? Or so Sasuke thinks… but there are too many coincidences that prevent him from dismissing his dreams as mere illusions. Timetravel. (A/N: under revision.)

Once upon a time, there lived a king, a queen, and their two sons. The problem with this fairy tale is that we have already one prince too many and no princess in sight. Oh boy. SasuIta.

All those in favor of Dark!Naruto, Sexy!Hinata, Cute!Sakura, and Playboy!Sasuke, raise your hands. Movie spoilerific.

When the Kirin and Susanoo combination is backfired in an unexpected way, Itachi is left with a choice: Leave his amnesiac little brother in Konoha and return to the Akatsuki, or remain behind enemy lines and raise the eight year old himself.

The more powerful something is, the more damage it can do. Gendo's love for Yui drove him to insane and monstrous acts to get her back. Shinji is Gendo's son. Kaworu spent his last night on earth showing Shinji that someone could care for him. Maybe that wasn't such a good idea...

They told him he was Sasuke. Was he mad to believe they were wrong? Optional sequel now up

To prevent his older brother from dying, again, and leaving him in bitter angst, again, Sasuke does something simple. He introduces Kabuto's brain to one billion volts of electricity. Crack. Spoilers 589.

Kabuto, after two hundred plus chapters of Uchihacest deprivation, we don't give a damn about your backstory. SasuIta.

"Can a guy get off by just touching their prostate?", excellent question Asuma. Why don't you ask Kakashi? : YAOI of the Asuma/Kakashi variety.

L has a plan to find a new successor, and Light is the main choice. Light wants nothing to do with this at all and is enacting a plan to prevent it. The only remaining question is; who will succeed? AU LxLight MxM.

It's a four letter word that is fifty part love, fifty part hate, and a hundred part vulgar. SasuIta. PWP.

Sometimes he wonders the how, but cares little for the why. SasuIta. AU.

Uchiha Mikoto takes the hand of an outcast child, and with it rewrites the destiny of her clan. AU. *SEQUEL UP*

That night at Chouji's New Year's Party. AU. NarutoSasuke.

In another world, Sasuke is born first. (character death)

It takes only a second to establish the order of hierarchy. Vague KisaIta.

Naruto thrives on the notion of love at first sight. Or, at very least, he just really wants to bone Sasuke mindless. Maybe all of the pot, free love, and fighting the power has finally gone to his head. NaruSasu. AU.

Spite and sympathy spur Sephiroth to spring a specimen from the lab. In his pants.

After becoming Champion, Satoshi doesn't know where he wants his life to go. But when he goes to a place he's visited in the past, he finds himself visiting the past quite literally, with a bitter and lovesick Shigeru along for the ride. Palletshipping.

A young Sasuke goes through a stage where he pretends to be a doctor-with Itachi as his patient.

Things go a little bit crazy when the minds of Uchiha Sasuke and Harry Potter are accidently switched. Evading Orochimaru is the least of Harry's problems. Boggarts? Sasuke doesn't even know the half of it. 5th Year. R & R if you please. REVISED 29/10/11

There are a thousand steps between Orochimaru's- Kabuto's- body and Naruto's. This is how Sasuke takes them. Be warned, this fic is a bit of an odd bird. One-shot.

Naruto has been keeping dangerous secrets for years. A long-forgotten dream that just won’t die, an ally he shouldn’t know and a friend no one thought he had are what keep him going. Graduating is the least of his problems…

The one where Sasuke suffers groping that spurs a midlife crisis he's too young for, Naruto gets locked out of their apartment even though he's not the culprit, and everyone else keeps making the same assumptions about the relationship they don't have.

Every ending is a new beginning, and often the endings of different stories come together for a new one. But this one might have some rather worrying implications for the world.

Sequel to 'Perchance to Dream'. 5 flashfics bridging the events that take place between PtD and its true sequel 'Shades'. Involving messages, spies, and the fall of a village.

Uchiha Itachi hadn't planned for this possibility, but then, if he'd had his way, he would be dead. How this had happened was a useless question. What mattered was, what would he do now? To be or not to be... It all hinged on his choices. Time travel.

After joining Akatsuki but before being assigned any missions, Sasuke is forced to endure the company of his brother's former partner who seems determined to annoy him to the point that he begins to miss NARUTO. And why can't he get his name right?

Sasuke wanted to be able to use Tsukuyomi. He didn't realise how bad pretending to get the Mangekyō would affect the members of his family. Gen, time travel, description of rape, prequel of Team Tensai not required to understand TT. Complete.

Shisui is a problem solver. Itachi is a problem. And according to Shisui, any problem that starts with sex can be solved with sex. ShiIta. AU. Brain Damage spinoff.

AU, pre-timeskip, no bijuu, no massacre, one-shot. Konoha is a village of ninjas who hunt demons. Naruto is a ninja with secrets. And tonight is the night of a full moon... Read, review, and enjoy!

Naruto tries to convince Sasuke to have sex on the ceiling. It doesn't go well. Co-written with Nilladriel.

Sasuke's had his fair share of people claiming to be having his child but he'd never dated any of them before and they had all been decidedly female. Still, Naruto's quite convinced that he IS pregnant and logic isn't about to convince him otherwise...

Five things Uchiha Shisui wished he'd lived to do, and one he didn't. Unrepentantly AU. Slash.

Was Uchiha Sasuke insane? The answer, Ibiki knew, was yes.

After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.

During the Chuunin Exams, Sasuke and Temari find themselves alone together and end up bonding over the things they have in common: questionably sane teammates and homicidal brothers who could kill them at any moment.

Sometimes the only way to win is to surrender. Yaoi, NaruSasu, Lemon. Dominant, slightly dark Naruto. Disclaimer in my profile.

... and take the world with them. Not even death spells the end of Light's machinations. Alternate ending.

Sasuke and Karin sneak into Konoha with plans to dispose of Danzo once and for all...only to discover he's apparently died of old age. While they try to figure out what to do next, Sai and Naruto show up and suspect foul play...

Teru's faith died that day in the Yellow Box Warehouse, but imprisonment gave him the time he needed to contemplate whether or not a mere mortal could understand a god's machinations. If given one last chance to prove himself, will he take it?

The story of Light's love affair with his mirror. Part-kidfic, part autoerotic smut set in early canon.

During his epic battle with Itachi, Sasuke realizes that this may be his last chance for answers and that nothing he's hearing makes any sense so he decides to finally start asking questions. He's kind of new at this, though, so might take awhile...

The two were complete opposites when it came to their behaviour and thoughts, especially regarding their feelings toward their family. Itachi detested his clan, while Sasuke revered them. ItaSasu.

Itachi’s first day with the Akatsuki doesn’t start off the best: Kisame keeps calling him a kid, Orochimaru keeps hitting on him, Sasori turned himself into a puppet, and Zetsu might eat them all. He knew he should’ve stayed in Konoha…

After passing Kakashi's bell test, Naruto asks Sasuke why's he's not more excited. The Uchiha reveals that it was inevitable that they would, not only because he's amazing, but because of politics. His team doesn't understand, so he's forced to elaborate.

Naruto is hurt that Sasuke didn't tell him about Itachi...or did he? Sasuke insists he talks about it all the time but Naruto hears too many sob stories to keep them all straight, Itachi tries to catch up with Sasuke and Kisame just wants to kill someone.

They've been there. They've done that. And they didn't even get a shirt to prove it. Reload - because sometimes things are just as they seem to be, and at times they are even more.

The night of the massacre, Sasuke decides he must be hallucinating and keeps nitpicking a time-pressed Itachi's attempts to convince him otherwise while delivering his infamous 'I'm evil! Seek Vengeance! Kill your best friend! ' speech.

After Naruto brings Sasuke back at the Valley of the End, the ever-nefarious Council decides to banish Naruto and make Sasuke the Rokudaime. Their plan works perfectly...until Naruto doesn't care, Sasuke runs away again, and Tsunade shows up.

Near hears dead people. Matt/Mello, L/Light, Gevanni/Near.

There is only so much a teme like Sasuke can do when he is tied to a bed because of a certain dobe. NARUSASU YAOI ONESHOT REAALLLYYY LONG LEMON...

UNOFFICIAL MANGA CHAP 459. Sasuke sees Naruto begging the Raikage for his life and makes the blond a promise. Lemon,narusasunaru. One-shot. Disclaimer in my profile. UPDATED WITH EXTENDED LEMON!

Crackfic. Sasuke returns to wreak havoc on his village only to find that he has a new calling. Danzo may have met his match.

Sasuke dies. [An AU where Itachi killed Sasuke in the massacre]

AU cliche. When the Sandaime fell, a nightmare descended upon Konoha. But on the day the nightmare began, no one noticed that one teacher's aid and a few young children disappeared. That simple fact may be the only hope Konoha has left.

Light needs coffee, damn it.

Because a mother knows when there is something going on with her children, good and bad. Light/Sayu. Incest.

AU. M. Naruto used to be in love with Sakura and drove Kiba crazy, but now that he has found another obsession it's getting worse and Naruto doesn't even know the name of his new found love. NaruSasu.

Konohamaru's latest jutsu leaves Naruto with doubts about his sexual preferences. A clone and a few henge no jutsu will clear that right up. Spoilers for manga #347. NaruSasu

[AU, NaruSasu] It is love at first sight when Naruto meets his new neighbor Sasuke and no amount of foul attitude can change his mind. A story about growing up, about family and about that love thing.

Time-Travel – a well-known plot-device to fix things before they even started to go wrong. But traveling through time isn’t easy. What if something went wrong?

He is not a saint. He is not God. Even his sense of justice is skewed. After all, how can Kira rationalize his use of the Death Note when he himself is nothing but a common criminal? A member of the yakuza? LxRaito, AU.

In which Sasuke has issues and no one else is surprised. Except maybe Naruto. (NaruSasu)

Naruto and Sasuke compare their needle-point skills. mild SHOUEN AI

A collection of frames and events, the ones that shaped his definitions of the human eye, and the ones that changed them. Itachi coming to terms with the end of it all. Introspective.

[Naruto x Sasuke] It's sad, but Sasuke loses a lot of his impressiveness when he's drunk and passed out on the floor. Though on the other hand, he looks quite nice when he's soaked in cold beer. Short series. No spoilers.

There is a place for what was, and a place for what could have been. Sasuke tells himself that none of it will ever matter, because the ending will always be the same.

After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!

Itachi was not strong enough. In this respect, at least, he knows he is a failure. The Uchiha massacre goes differently. AU.

Kakashi held up a hand. 'We’ll pretend this never happened.' Guy woos Kakashi. Kakashi isn't exactly appreciative of his efforts, nor those of the village on Guy's behalf, and he just might be developing a phobia to flowers. GuyxKakashi. Full Konoha cast.

The day before Obito died, he babysat his cousin. The day after Obito died, Itachi cried for the last time. Obito had no idea how much he'd changed Itachi, and the Uchiha clan would pay the price for his good intentions. [Oneshot.]

Sasuke wants things that no one else understands.

The English dub was already notorious for turning Naruto's 'dattebayo' into 'believe it'. Will Deidara's 'un' get away safely? Not a chance! Then again, some characters have it worse... [Spoilers ONLY for Akatsuki members' names. Crack!fic, oneshot.]

It didn't take all the king's horses and all the king's men. All it took was one little brother.

Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.

Hating one person, truly hating one person, he learned, required hating everybody else. Sasuke tried to early on and failed miserably.

[A premassacre ItachiSasuke story] Itachi buys a young Sasuke his first set of shuriken.

[KakaSasu fic] It's not that Kakashi and Sasuke fit well together. It's just that their broken edges sometimes line up.

[Team Seven, KakaSasu drabble] Sasuke is guilty. Only Kakashi knows why.

[ItaSasu fic] Sasuke breaks. No one can pick up the pieces.

[KakaSasu drabble] After Itachi's death, Sasuke refuses to leave his brother's old room.

Hinata has always been intimidated by Sasuke, but when she serves as a substitute for Sakura on a mission, she comes to learn that the stoic Uchiha is not so bad after all.

A supposed moaning ghost is plaguing Konoha and Tsunade is forced into sending a team to investigate. What they find, however, is entirely different and it just might traumatize them. [SasuNaru]

[NaruSasu, implied ItaSasu] Itachi doesn't know why he is still watching Sasuke and the kyuubi vessel.

There is a place, there is a boy, there is a crack, and there is a crack in the boy. There is Uchiha Sasuke. Introspective. Psychological fic.

Three traitors, three other ways things could have gone.

fic trade, one shot. Limey undertones. Kakashi doesn't spy on girls. At least, not with his eyes.

He never knew one little bruise in the wrong place could cause such havoc. KakaSasu

How does one get a girl's attention, when her eyes are for another? A romantic comedy with a splash of drama [dramedy!], feauring ShikaIno, KibaHina [judge's choice for novelia catagory, Kumoricon2004][FINISHED]

An AU in which Sasuke's parents died in the war when he was three and Itachi stayed to care for him. A series of POVs by Sasuke, Itachi, Iruka, Kakashi, Naruto and Sakura.

There is an old saying in the Nara family: Don't walk with the shadows for too long, or you'll become one.

Kiba's wedding is in two days and Hinata is missing a bridesmaid! It's a good thing they decided to confront Sasuke about it...right?

Lil Sasuke: cute, adorable, lovable, and completely conniving. [one-shot]

Four year-old Sasuke decides that he doesn't want to be a ninja. It's up to his older brother to change his mind! One-shot.

Sauske is perfectly satisfied with the nightly routine he and Neji have fallen into, but one night things take an unexpected turn, and Sasuke is forced to question what be believes. nejisasu lime

Promises are what shape a ninja- or perhaps a clan. HinaSasu, one-sided HinaNaru.

Naruto and Sasuke are left alone while Kakashi trails an enemy, and Sasuke is badgered into admitting something he would rather not. Yaoi.