Humans and Transformers have to learn to coexist. Prank pulling twins, Ironhide, Ratchet, Annabelle Lennox, NEST, Sam and Mikaela, Wheelie, femmes Chromia Elita One Arcee, Bumblebee, Primes and the Allspark add to Prowl's problems, hence his rules. Stories, humor and adventure with Cybertron history as the Autobot forces grow, fight with Decepticons, and welcome new arrivals.

They came from another world, a different culture. Figures they need to lay down some guidelines just to get by. Just how do the Autobots cope with humans without frying their hardrives?

Twincest.Zack and Cody have done it they finally decided to go out,But what about barbra? school?what if there mom finds out? God cody cant even think of it but Zack he seems to be fine with everything ZackxCody,ZackCody,Lemon,Twincest.

Catherine Tuttle, socialite and mischief maker, devises a list to wreak havoc in the life of our dear Commodore James Norrington. Humor, light romance later on. Read and review!

i decided to make my own guidelines. it will get funnier with some ideas, for you critics out there! rated T for cybertronian and human swearing! if you're good with reveiws i might do a different story on each chapter!

Prowl has had enough of the craziness around him and has Annabelle Lennox to help him with a list of rules

Cybertron history, twin pranks and Prowl's rules to survive, rules to laugh over, cry over and ignore when you want. Humans, Decepticons, Wheeljack, Bumblebee, Arcee, Ancient Primes, Ultra Magnus, Annabelle, glyphs and NEST, budget officials, femmes, sparklings and human teens mixed together. What's an Autobot Second in Command to do? Roll with it. Ongoing story arcs.

There is no greater love than a boy and his Autobot. From WAFF to angst to hardcore. Adults only.

Rules for living with the Autobots and humans. PLEASE TAKE THE RULES SERIOUSLY .JAZZ IS ALIVE! 900 views!

After being dumped by Gabriella, Troy just wants to drink and forget about it. But after a party at the Evanses, Troy wakes up unaware of the entire night's events. What happened? How much did he drink? And why did he wake up next to Ryan Evans? Tryan!

Want to live with Giant Alien Robots? But don't know how? Here is a simple guidebook/rulebook to help you!

You could say the cup was half full for Sam Witwicky. You could also note the small bullet holes halfway through the cup that had drained the missing half. This is not your extremely usual Sam/Bee fanfic, I Promise.

Previously 'What Not To Do Around The Transformers', a simple guide with rules me and so many others learned the hard way.

Ten signs you know you have spent too much time around the Cybertronians. Apparently, now 17

The Autobot's and Decepticon's have much to learn about the two human's named Sam and Will.

Marauders fifth year. Emotions and hormones are running high and some unexpected relationships spring up. Slash.

Sequel to Bonds. Post RotF movie-verse. Sam and Optimus' relationship is exposed and some of the autobots take it badly, but what happens when the Decepticons find out? SamxOp, later surprises. M for language, torture, other cruelties. Story complete!

Cody is now an emo-failure, who is broken in more ways then one. When Zack tries to help him, it ends up with blossoming beauty.

Rated M for Incest The heartbreaking tale of Scorpius Malfoy, brother of Draco, son of Lucius. Never mentioned, kept from Hogwarts. After the death of Narcissa Malfoy, Lucius sees his wife in his son, and is overwhelmed by feelings not quite paternal...

When an autobot and a human develop a trust unlike any other, there are always those who seek to destroy it. Slight SamxBee, mainly SamxOptimus SamxMegatron too. Post RoTF Movie-verse. M for sexual content, language, etc. Lemon later on.

CHAPTER 5 UP NOW! SUM: Zack is in love with Cody but won't tell him because what happen in the past. But what if the past comes back to haunt him. Later Twincest, Rape, Cutting

...and that was when Edward realized he had made his superhero debut at Port Angelus’s only gay bar.

Okay it's basically the same plot as the other story I have...but I've been having some SERIOUS probmlems with a family issue so I haven't done any story. Sharpay is anorexic and lies right through her teeth about everything, and that's about to change..

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every one thinks they know the High School Musical story. But you've never heard it like this. Troyella.... Very Sexual.

You wouldn't belive some of the things that come out Sharpay Evan's mouth. To say the least...random!

Sharpay and Troy get really hyper one night, and it leads to some pretty interseting conversations. Just a really random oneshot. Troypay

Sharpay had found it hard to pay attention to Troy when Gabriella is all she can think about. Ryan is back from his trip and he has his eye on one particular girl. Gabriella wants to believe in everything but can she? Troy has doubts, what are they?

A series of very short conversations. Title used to be A Very Short Story.

Troy struggles to understand why people are pointing, staring and giggling at him... ::Tryan:: ::500-word mini-fic:: ::Read Author's Notes at start of fic to learn my Motivation!::

Would you believe me if I said Troy Bolton has a secret? Of course you wouldn't. But he does. No, he doesn't have a third arm, or an illegitimate child in Canada. It's better that that. It's me. TroyxRyan. Tryan. ONESHOT. minor Troyella and Chyan

Exactly what the title says. Pirates in a nutshell. Bad grammar a guarantee.

After eighteen years, Ryan Evans is ready to end it all. What difference could one last phone call make? Warning: Dark story. Violence, suicide themes, and nonexplicit rape. Read detailed summary inside! This story does not glorify any of those actions.

For vengeance. For glory. For Pop Tarts. Prepare yourselves for the greatest Silver Milennium fic ever written....that was not approved by George W. Bush. You'll be amazed, you'll be shocked, you'll be astounded...crap, I'm running out of summary space...

When Know Your Stars meets Pirates of the Caribbean. THE hOrRoR!

Liz sent to the Locker instead of Jack. Will makes a [painfully slow] discovery about himself. Norrie and Beckett have the heart of DJ and some spiteful plans. [slash: WN, JackBeckett. het: Noncon LizPintRag... kinda, JackTia Dalma implied] Abandoned.

RYPAY. This is the Notebook of Ryan Evans, as he tries to achieve his ultimate goal of getting a girlfriend. Along the way, he finds that What He's Been Looking For has been right beside him all along. Don't read if you don't like this pairing.

My unofficial guide to PotC Mary Suedom. Sit back and relax as I pick apart and explain the many faces of Mary Sue, her predicable tendencies, plot clichés, canon corruptions, and general overall hideousness...

When dreams are only wishes and nightmares become reality, hide behind your façade and wish for a relief that can only be brought by the cause. SLASH. BoyxBoy. Oh yes, I said it.

This little parody came from the inner depths of my warped and extremely psychotic mind. So if you up in read this, then....I pray for you.....enjoy

Elizabeth's end of DMC monologue, which I imagine would have consisted of a very expansive WTF? M for course language and sociallyunredeemable humor. Quote: This strange voodoo woman may have done a dance with a dead chicken and bongos, or something.

This is TillThatTime. This is a response to a challenge by Dragon Pants. When Ryan catches Chad and Troy in a compromising position he decides that perhaps it's time for a little bit of fun. SLASH! Read it, you homophobes, I dare you!

One night, Jack Bolton hears Troy and Chad sharing an interesting conversation...and possibly something more. Implied TroyxChad

Slash and perviness ensues. You have been warned!

The title speaks for itself. Humorous slashiness and sarcasm accompany the antics of our favorite poncing pirate!

We make fun of all the Mary-Sue/lost relative/female pirate and other fics out there. If you write any of those stories, you may be offended...just warning you. Enjoy!!

Set in the first scene of the movie, young Elizabeth sings a song that causes much woe. Meant to be funny, so LAUGH PEOPLE!!! Poor Jack loses his rum....

WTF, The pirates took the big macs? o_o

Is there anything that Yoda really doesn't like? Definetly!