Random strangers seldom burst into my apartment unannounced. So when two of them do within the span of twenty minutes—one to yell at me about salty dicks and the other to apologize for the first—it catches me slightly off-guard. But I will not go as far as to say that it was a bad thing, for what transpires afterward I never would have expected. M for language/adult themes. AU/AH

"He let out another cigar puff, letting it roam around her face." Mr. Wayland, the owner of an assassin corporation, finds himself in need of a new maid. Clary Fray, urgently in need of a job, finds herself stuck with him. Many things can happen in the manor. Will they both get what they expected? Rated M. ::AU/Slight OOC/All Human:: LEMONS.

Eddward want his Pumpkin, he loves to torture him. But one day, when he's following to his house he discovers a terrifying secret. [KevEdd/Reverse!KevEdd]

Double D's parents suddenly drop off the face of the Earth. No sticky notes, no phone calls, and no money. Double D realizes he has some serious growing up to do and that he can't do it alone. (kevedd)

Rev!KevEdd. In Peach Creek High, there are three boys you don't mess with. Unfortunately for Kevin Barr, he does just that. Now with the Quiz Bowl at risk, there is only one thing he can do; do whatever the other says with no questions asked. Out of all the Ed's he could have done wrong towards, why did it have to be Eddward Vincent?

After a particularly bad beating, Kevin finds himself in the house of the one person he can't stand: Eddward. Due to strenuous circumstances, Kevin agrees to take the beating for his good friend Nazz, even though it means he'll have to stay with Eddward to avoid suspicion. Will they get along? Will they kill each other? Can Kevin make it through high school alive? Find out! Rev!