Awesome Stories Inc
 HI THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I am Awesomepeopleareme.I dont like my username that much but oh well. Name:Day(nickname) Gender:Female Hair color: Black with some brown in the back Eye color: Almost- black brown Birthday: October 24 College: not that age yet Siblings: 2 younger sisters Interests: My favorite is reading.I only like writing when I get to write what i want to write and don't have a due date.I want to play volleyball because it's my favorite sport even though I suck at it.(Im bad at all sports) 1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4. I dont have a book right now 2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch? air 3. What is the last thing you watched on TV? Punk'd hehe sorry 4. Without looking, guess what time it is: opps looked 6:32 PM eastern time zone 5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 6:33 PM eastern time zone. darn... 6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? People talking 7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? an hour ago. trying to come inside it's too hot. 8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at? my email 9. What are you wearing? Clothes. 10. Did you dream last night? Stuff...JK i dont remember 11. When did you last laugh? IDK when someone said hi. 12. What is on the walls of the room you are in? Books 13. Seen anything weird lately? YOUR FACE HAHA just kidding i dont know who you are. 14. What do you think of this quiz It's boring but boring 15. What is the last film you saw? Uhhhh IDK 16.If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? Alot of books 17. Tell me something about you that I don't know: Well theres a lot of things 18. If you could change two things about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? 1.Global Warming to go away 2.Stuff to be less money. 19. George Bush: no comment 20. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? KC 21. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Zeke 22. Would you ever consider living abroad? it depends 23.List all the Percy Jackson characters in no special order 1.Tyson 2.Raechel 3. Nico 4. Percy 5. Poseiden 6. Hades 7. Silena 8. Beckendorf 9. Chris 10. Clarisse 11. Annabeth 12. Athena 1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before? NEVER 2) Do you think four is hot? How hot? He's...ok 3) What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant? uhhh 4) Do you recall any fics about nine? ya 5) Would two and six make a good couple? no 6) Five/Nine or five/ten? neither 7) What would happen if seven walked in on two and twelve having sex? Eww 8) Make up a summary of a three/ten fanfic. Clarisse beats up Nico.Nico screams.Brings up the dead.Both die.ISN'T THAT A HAPPY ENDING! 9) Is there any thing as one/eight fluff? no comment 10) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic IM NOT STUPID!" 11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted four to de-flower one? Umm ewww 12) Does anyone on your friends list read three? yes GO TEAM NICO!!!!!!!!! 13) Does anyone on your friends list draw or write eleven? HELl no 14) Would anyone on your friends list write two/four/five? probably. 15)What might ten scream at a great moment of passion? uhh this is kind of perverted you know that right. 16)If you wrote a song fic about eight, what song would you use? idk 17) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be? Warning:That's fic includes contents that children shouldnt read.DA rating.(dumb ass)(my friend did this one) 18) What would be a good pick up line for ten to use on two? Ok that's just gross. What was the last book you read? The Last Olympian What's on your T.V right now? I-Carly Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say? I talked to my friend Madison and we were talking about when we went to Mackinaw Island. Where are you? In my house. What was the last thing you ate? Breakfast What's your personality like? Um . I'm quiet and shy but when you meet me I'm funny and nice and will always back you up if someone is being mean to you. Always has something to say. Kinda always sarcastic. You wouldn't see a day not seeing me laugh or smile.And always cracking jokes/disses. ie. Me and my friend at Kohls Madison: *puts a scarf on* Hey! I look like Miley Cyrus. Me: All you need is a pole! Madison*is cracking up with me on the floor.* If you don't know what I'm talking about I'll tell you.Miley Cyrus was dancing on a pole singing at a Awards Show. I think it was the Teen Choice Awards. Who do you have a crush on? Why?Are you gonna tell the person because im not telling you. What was the last thing you thought? 'What was the last thing I thought?' i thought. Say Barrack Obama. What is the first thing that comes to your mind? President You now have a million dollars. What do you do? Save most of it and the rest buy an I-pod. Reach out and grab the closest thing to you. What is it? A empty bottle of orange powerade. What are you eating/drinking right now? Nothing What are you writing RIGHT NOW? The answer to this question Grab the nearest book to you, turn to page 18 and find line nine. What is it? "Garlic oil, the mint, and 1 teaspoon of the salt."- Fine Cooking Annual Volume 3 What are your thoughts on writing? It's good. How tall are you? Between 5'3 and 5'5 What book are you currently reading? Um The Murder of Bindy Mackenzie. What music are you listening to? Misery by Maroon 5 then I'm gonna listen to Seven Nation Army by The White Stripes What was the last website you visited before fan fiction? Facebook What was the last thing you cooked? Nothing What color are the walls of the room you are in? White. Do you know who the governor of your state is? Governor Jennifer Grandhom.I think..or was that last year? Ketchup or Mustard? Ketchup. How many different programs are on your computer right now? 1 Have you ever been water-skiing? No What is the weather like? HOT!It's like Apollo is drunk so he can control which places are hot. Are you going an vacation this summer and where? Nope Find a globe. Spin it. What does it say? Don't have one. Find a book. Turn to page 53, line 3, word, 6. What is it? and-Step fourth, Mallory! (my sister's book) What can you hear right now? The air conditioner Have a conversation with the closest living thing besides yourself. Ok it's my sister and I talking ME:HI THERE. Ally: Shut up and leave me alone. ME: Shut up and eat a moldy pop-tart. Ally:Shut up and I won't beat you up. ME: Shut up and and eat your moldy pop-tart. Ally:Shut up or I'll make you shut up. ME: Shut up and eat your mold popta- Aww Spaceman Stu is soo cute. Ally:What? Me: IM A NINJA! I'LL ATTACK! Ally:Mom! Day is going crazy again. Mom:Shut up you guys!'m trying to work! ME: I'LL MAKE SURE THAT YOU GUYS EAT MOLDY POP-TARTS!YOU WILL SURRENDER TO ME!*does the rock on sign* Both:SHUT UP. ME: *mumbles something about people eating moldy poptarts* Turn the TV on. What show is it? I-Carly...They're not funny. Type your name with your elbow. deqyh. ha ha Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Open your eyes. What do you see? Uh the TV What's your favorite article of clothing? A t-shirt Who are the most special people to you? My friends! What's your favorite childhood memory? When I went sledding for the first time and I crashed into my friend. It was a funny memory because when we crashed we ended rolling down a hill. Funniest moment of your life? When the lights turned off at school for like 1 minute then it came back on and some one ended up under a table across the room and I ended up in the front of the class room.It was weird because I didnt remember getting up. One word that would best describe you? Well my friends say loyal so I guess loyal What is your favorite month in the summer? June What's your favorite number? 24 What is the nicest thing anyone ever said to you? " Your nice , Day." What does your username mean? That all the awesome people are me What is your favorite Disney movie? Don't have one. What made you smile today? Umm i didn't I just woke up.Take that back.My sister asked how old she was and I started laughing which is a smile with noise. Last thing you said out loud? "Just get me the peanut butter!" Last rainbow you saw? A years ago. Probably when I was like 7 Do you want a hair cut? Uhh no. Are you musically inclined? Kinda Have you ever been in a fight? Tons, dude.Tons. Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods.. On Sears hairdryer: On a bag of Fritos: On a bar of Dial soap: On some Swann frozen dinners: On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: On packaging for a Rowenta iron: On Boot's Children's cough medicine: On Nytol sleep aid: On a Korean kitchen knife: On a string of Christmas lights: On a food processor: On Sainsbury's peanuts: On an American Airlines packet of nuts: On a Swedish chainsaw: On a child's Superman costume: If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: This is this cat This is is cat This is the cat this is way cat this is to cat this is keep cat this is a cat this is retard cat this is busy cat this is for cat this is forty cat this is seconds cat Now read the third letter of every line lol 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite gender Austin 2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow? That's hard ummm green 3. Your first initial? D 4. Your month of birth? October 5. Which color do you like more, black or white? Black 6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours Madison 7. Your favorite number? 24 8. Do you like California or Florida more? California 9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? Lake! Salt water hates me... 10. Write down a wish (a realistic one) I wish a certain person will tell me if they like me or not! Are you done? If so, scroll down (Don’t cheat--) THE ANSWERS 1. You are completely in love with this person. Umm no i actually like someone who is NOT annoying.Well not THAT annoying 2. If you choose: Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. Black: You are conservative and aggressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Yes true I guess. Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you Love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are Down. 3. If you’re initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. Not that true L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to Blossom. S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you Fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but The memories will last forever. July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life Changing experience for the good. Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your Soul mate. Then what die right on the spot after that? Jeez, why did I take this quiz? JK!HAHAHAHAHAHA sorry 5. If you choose... Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. Umm I hope so. White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do Anything for you, but you may not realize it. 6. This person is your best friend. YES! 7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. UMMM NO! I have like 4.Well right now and I'm in middle school 8. If you choose... 9. If you choose... 10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday! How To Annoy People Dress up like one of the photographers and follow people around asking them repeatly if they would like their picture taken. Annoying people at Walmart 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,"Why can't you people just leave me alone?" Ways to annoy ppl in public bathrooms: Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your "Cross-dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall. On your way out of the bathroom and someone using a stall, turn off the lights! 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 7. My mother taught t me IRONY. 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 19. My mother taught me ESP. 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. 25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?Can fat people go skinny-dipping?If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?So what's the speed of dark?How come abbreviated is such a long word?Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops On my desk, I have a work station..If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans?Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?Why can't you find fresh sardines in the fish market?Why do so many old people eat at cafeterias?Why does an "X" stand for a kiss?Why does the word "Filipino" start with the letter F ? (because the Spanish called the Philippines "Filipinas" so people from the Philippines = Filipino)Why are the copyright dates on movies and television shows written in Roman numbers? The Percy Jackson pleadge: You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When… You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor. There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!” Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes. When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses. You burn food to see if it smells good. You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!” You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon. You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo. Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case… Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family. You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda… You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood. You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air. You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy. You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you. You think George Bush is a son of Ares (he’s dumb and violent you know!). Me: Don’t kill me Ares! NNOOOOO!! You know Muse is the best singers. Get it, the Nine Muses?? Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere. When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos. You get a Greek mythology calendar for Christmas (so sad and true). You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies. You sometimes try to control water. You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months. You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address. You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket. That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword. Everytime you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor. You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man. You find yourself praying to Poseidon for rain. Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY ou pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test. And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth. You make a list of characters never to anger, like this one and why: You have ADD, are diagnosed, and are convinced that you are a demigod because of this. You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?" When you steal your friend's pen you believe it's justified because your dad is the god of thieves, and you thought it was Riptide and had to check to make sure Percy was still alive. You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer. When your mom grounds you from the computer, you blame it on a combination of Nemesis, Hera and Hermes' little joke. You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks. You give all your siblings god parents (Poseidon, Zeus, Hades.) You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians. When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera" IF YOU HATE PRACHEL, COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE! You cried when you finished TLO You eat, sleep, and breath Percabeth (not really.it's OK) Every school book you own has PJO stuff scribbled on each page You're in love with a fictional character You and your BFF call yourselves geeks because you sit around and talk about PJO You own homemade replicas of things from the PJO series You dream of going to Camp Half-Blood Quotes: "I'm not good with advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"-I have no idea "You and I are friends.You cry,I cry.You smile,I smile.You hurt,I hurt.You jump off a bridge,I'm gonna miss your emails."- Unknown "Don't touch my Achilles spot."- Me to my friend Madison.(it's on my arm) "Friendship is like peeing on yourself, everybody can see it, but only you only get the warm feeling it brings."- Unknown "The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on." - Robert Bloch "There are no stupid questions, just stupid people." - Unknown "What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? "You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'."- Homer Simpson "I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor". A long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends, for I may not return alive."- Unknown "The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not"- Unknown "Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who the Hades is drinking my water!"- Unknown "Take my advice, I don't use it anyway."- Unknown "Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyways."- Unknown "You're a good friend and I love you and all...but if we ever get chased by zombies, I'm totally tripping you."- Unknown "Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!"- Unknown "They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people."- Unknown "You know, the judging never ends in life. I mean in preschool it's how many crayons you have. Kindergarten-1st grade it's all about the playing blocks for building stuff. 2nd-3rd grade your just starting to have crushes and drama comes. 4th-5th grade people are going crazy,spreading rumors, and dating. 6th-7th grade it's just like 4th-5th but worse. 8th-9th grade it's if your dating anyone yet and the previous grades. 10th-11th grade it's all the grades together. 12th grade/College/Life your gonna be saying "What the heck happened all these years?"." - Me to my friends at lunch. "Let us go to the dam snack store." Zoe Nightshade (PJO) "Pff. And they call me weird." - Me at a park for five year olds, going down the slide. "DARN IT! WHO DID THAT?!?!" - Me during a party. "Duuuuuuddddee your like mouth is like blue. Haha." - Me when I had to much lemonade. Random Funny Conversations with people (double spaces are different conversations.): (Here's how to tell if I was talking and some one else was Me: bold underline Person 1: Bold Person 2: Italic Person 3: underline is for actions the person people are different people each time unless I tell you) Friend:The Devil wears Prada. Me:What about Gucci? Classmate:Watch out. Me:Watch out for what? Nobody here can hurt m-*gets hit with tire swing pushing be two feet back* Classmate:I told you to watch out... (Just to let you know the classmate is a boy.) Me:EWWWWW! Classmate:WHAT?*jumps up from his chair* Me:Just testin' out my EW o' meter Sister:Day, grow up. Me:Ally, grow a inch. Friend *poking her crushes back* Me: Why are you looking for gas that has already been tapped? FC(friend's crush): *looks at me seriously*That never happened , Day. Friend: *looks at me disgusted*Yeah. Jeez. Me: What? That gas has already been tapped. *points at a sign that says 'Why are you looking for gas that has already been tapped'* FC and Friend: Oh... Me: What did you think I mean't? Oh... Why would anyone do that with him? *points at FC* FC*glares at me* Me: No offense, but do you look in the mirror? me and a boy classmate walk up to a water fountain* Me: I go first.*presses button* Classmate:No. I go first! Me: No! I go first!*pushes aside* Classmate: Don't push me! *pushes me* Both of us start arguing at the same time. As another classmate comes (a boy classmate) Classmate 2: I'm telling the teacher that you are sexually harassing each other. Me: *bursted out laughing* Classmate: Um... Eww. Me: ... Classmate 2: You like each other. Me: Excuse me but when did you become the love master. Classmate:...*starts blushing* Me:Umm... ewww. *walks to classroom* (actually this was a weird moment not funny...) Friend: Don't give her chocolate. *turns to talk to her crush* Me: Ok. Fine. Me: *whispers* Hey want chocolate. Other friend: Yup. Me: Here.*gives her chocolate bar* Other friend*eats it then screams* CHOCOLATE!*runs off screaming 'CHOCOLATE!!!'* Me: * laughs evilly then normally * Friend:NO! AUDRY COME BACK!DAY! YOU SUCK!!*runs after Audry* FC: *starts laughing with me* Audry: *running around*CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!!!!*keeps screaming 'CHOCOLATE'* (I'll tell you about my friends at the end of the profile) Friend 1: You know that we have to be with the kids in the other school in middle school right? Me: ZOMG! WE'RE GONNA DIE!!! Friend 2: We're not going to die! We're going to disintegrate THEN we'll die! Me: WE'RE GOING TO DIE! I MEAN WE'RE ALREADY OUTCASTS I DON'T NEED TO BE UNPOPULAR, AND HAVE MORE HOMEWORK. * starts crying* WE'RE GOING TO DIE! My friends: I KNOW!!!!*start crying* Me: And...Scene. All of us at the table: *start laughing* Me: You should stop tipping in your chair. Your going to fall. Frienmey (friend and enemy): No, I won't. I bet you 5 bucks I won't. Me: Ok. I'll make the contract right now. 5 minutes later... Me: Sign here. And thumb print here. Frienmey: Thumb print? Me: I take my bets VERY seriously. Frienmey: Ok. 1 hour later during math. Frienmey: *tips his chair then falls while screaming* Me*laughs with everyone else* I told you so! I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you! I was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back saying A. You ignore this message and pretend that you weren't touched by this message. Copy and pastes: If your a Demigod copy this into your profile and sign your name (Then send DaughterofPoseidon32498 and Shorty and KG INC. a message saying you did!) Shorty/Kris KG/Lizzy Wisegirl101/Lindsay WiseOne27 SeaweedBrain013/Sebz CloudyAlore/Faye (is the daughter of Apollo!) Bolipoke Percabethrocks iloveseaweedbrain/kelley LapdogDaVinci( Daughter of Calypso!) Nerdius Bookwormius DaughterofPoseidon32498(Daughter of who else? Yay brother Percy!) Ismeme Daughter of Athena(who else is worthy besides Poseidon?) Annabeth Supporter (Daughter of ATHENA!) Awesomepeopleareme(Daughter of Nyx) If you want to Justin Beiber to die, and you want to toture him in anyway possible, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think the PJO movie was EPIC but NOTHING like the book, copy and paste this onto your profile! If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you really, really hate when people tell you to read stupid books when you could be reading PJO, copy this into your profile If you yell at people who think PJO is stupid copy this to your profile If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile :) If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!! I don't obsess! I think intenselyIf you think Alexandra Daddario is completely the wrong choice to be playing Annabeth and want a re-cast, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: believeinthegods, Athena'sChild, ZoeNightshade2214, DaughterofPoseidon32498, Annabeth Supporter,Awesomepeopleareme, If you think the casting for the PJO movie was horrible and want a re-cast copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list:Awesomepeopleareme, My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this into your profile. If you've ever walked into a wall because you were looking sideways at a friend, copy this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. 90 percent of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing on the edge of a six story building. Copy this into your profile part of the if you're 10 percent yelling JUMP BITCH JUMP!!! If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freaking' Trix, copy this into your profile. If you've ever randomly fallen out of your chair, copy this into your profile. YOUR GIRL SIDE: XYou wear lip gloss/chap stick- I’m girly sometimes TOTAL: 6 YOUR GUY SIDE: XYou love hoodies. –I’m wearing a hoodie right now You own/ed an X-Box.- no TOTAL: 15 i knew it First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct. Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it! 1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column. 2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want. 3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex. 4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots. 5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!) 6. Finally, make a wish. And now the key for the game... 1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game. 2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love. 3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out. 4. You care most about the person you put in 4. 5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well. 6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star. 7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3. 8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7. 9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind. 10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life NOW...post this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true... If you don't, it will become the opposite. I am that girl, The one who likes book more than boys. The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy The one who always wonders what she did wrong The one who writes to escape The one who just wants to help The one that really wants to make a difference The one that sticks to her values The one that refuses to believe that this is it The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow The one who won't give in The one won't give up -by linguisticsrock, Copy and Paste if you can relate to this. Girls Don't Realize These Things; I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry But most of all I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry' If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' I really wish that more guys were like this, and I bet alot of girls do too. Here's what ya do: mark your answers with a little 'x' in the () if its true, but BE HONEST (I was)!! Then copy and paste it onto your profile! 1 (x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking 3 (x) You have ran into a glass/screen door 4 () You have jumped out of a moving vehicle 5 (x) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks 15 (x) You just looked at it 16 () Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde 18 (x) You have accidentally caught something on fire 20 (x) You have caught yourself drooling 21 (x) You've fallen asleep in class 22 (x) Sometimes you just stop thinking 29 (x) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it 30 (x) You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket. 31 (x) You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you, like on a myspace... 32 (x) You break a lot of things 33 () Your friends know not to use big words around you 34 (x) You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused 37 () The word 'like' is used many times a day 38 (x) You called a friend and then completely forgot what you were gonna say 39 (x) You have spelled your name wrong If you've x'd out more than 20 of them in your mind while reading this, copy and paste this onto your profile and x them for real! xDD Things to do in an Elevator 1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, 2) STAND silent and motionless in the 3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt 4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake 5) MEOW occasionally. 6) STARE At another passenger for a 7) SAY -DING at each floor. 8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And 9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone 10) STARE, grinning at another passenger 11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look 12) TRY to make personal calls on the 13) DRAW a little square on the floor 14) WHEN there's only one other person 15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they 16) ASK if you can push the button for 17) HOLD the doors open and say you're 18) DROP a pen and wail until someone 19) BRING a camera and take pictures of 20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant 21) SWAT at flies that don't exist. 22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it. 23) Make car race noises when someone gets on or off. A local newspaper ran a competition asking for a poem with the most romantic first line, but the least romantic second line. Here are some of the entries they received: Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss But I only slept with you because I was pissed. I thought that I could love no other Until, that is, I met your brother Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty, and so is your head. I see your face when I am dreaming That's why I always wake up screaming My feelings for you no words can tell Except for maybe "go to hell" I Can Still Smile: The life around you can go on and go on. The people you meet, the places you go. You can still smile at them... you can still laugh with them! You can have the time of your life with them! But all in all, a sad person is a sad person. Wither you see her/him smile, wither you see him/her laugh and play and joke around, they can very much be a very sad person. The smile can very well be a mask. A smile is the best mask any one can use! Smile all you want, laugh all you want. But... no one has a PERFECT life. No one. No one has a mommy and a daddy there for them when ever they need them. No one hasn't gone through some sort of pain. But if you have, it you've managed a well kept life, something so perfect and sweet. Well, I'm sorry but you've failed life. Those of us who take every twist and turn life throws are way.. and we still survive. Well, we've been through life. Life is good... life is sad... life is full of pain... life is full of happiness. Oh yes, I can still smile at the jokes you make, laugh at something hilarious but... I can still be sad inside... Pass this around if you can still smile :) FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't. A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it? My name is Tiffany I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren’t ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can’t do a wrong I can’t speak at all Or else I'm locked up All day long. When im awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren’t home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie’s bar. I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes I’m so afraid now I’m starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault He suffers at work. He slaps and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And run to the door He’s already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken, "I’m sorry!", I scream But it's now much to late His face has been twisted Into a unimaginable shape The hurt and the pain Again and again O please God, have mercy! O please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door While I lay there motionless Brawled on the floor My name is Tiffany I am three, Tonight my daddy Murdered me And you can help Sickens me top the soul, And if you read this and don’t pass it on I pray for your forgiveness Because you would have to be One heartless person To not be effected By this poem And because you are effected, Do something about it! So all I ask you to do Is pass this on! If you hate child abuse and think people who abuse children should be put in jail for life with no one to be there for them, copy and paste this to your profile, because they hurt their kids in a way that nobody deserves to be hurt for doing nothing. Write in bold which ones would apply to you if stereo types were real. (Which normally they aren't. They're just another way to make people feel bad.) I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.(wouldn't everyone?) I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. (They dont do that anymore!) I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. (Just being comfy...) I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. (darn the social society!) I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude (Um...) I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.(Not really) I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. (No.No.NO.HOMOSEXUALS ARE NICE PEOPLE!) I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA(I just have to laugh at this one) I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.(Some adults did this one didn't they?) I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon(What?) I don't like the SUN so I MUST be albino. I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (nope.Not really if you win all the fists fights you get in which is a lot) I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.(stupid adults...) I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser (It's not my fault nobody likes funny NICE people anymore.) I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED (nope) I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. (heh no) I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. (no way i get all A's on my report card) I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. (I want one but not now) I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue (?) . I am a GIRL, so I MUST only be good at work(nope) I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird. I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST go to church every Sunday. (I haven't been to church in a year) l I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth (nearly everyone wears black sometimes) I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish (Twilight! Get it away from me!) I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant (Seriously, who is coming up with these?) I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention I haven't EVER HAD A BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be a unromantic (i will someday...)I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic (again SOOO not true. I'm underaged anyway) I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports I LOVE MY FRIENDS, so I MUST be giving them something If you think that people judge people by what they look like, believe in, or just plain who they are and judge them wrongly should just get over the fact that they aren't happy with what they are and realize that them and all of the other people in the world are part of this Earth and have a place in it, copy and paste this to your profile. My Personal Alternate Names 1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Dayizzle 2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (color and animal): Black Widow (haha it's a type of spider) 3. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Melissa Day 4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Reedania 5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (color, drink): Black Faygo 6. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Aeolusa (It's like Aeolus the god of the winds with an a at the end) 7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Virginia 8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Birdie 9. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fruit, and something that can go wrong) Blackberry Disaster 10. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (color, pirate accessory) Black Beard This is one of the cutest things ever: - Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything. - When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go - When she says she's 'Ok' don't believe it, talk with her - because 10 yrs later she'll remember you - Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her - Call her before you sleep and after you wake up - Treat her like she's all that matters to you. - Tease her and let her tease you back. - Stay up all night with her when she's sick. - Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid. - Give her the world. - Let her wear your clothes. - When she's bored and sad, hang out with her. - Let her know she's important. - Kiss her in the pouring rain. - When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; If you post this in the next 4 minutes your crush will: Did you seriously read all of this? If you did Send me the messages i told you to send me. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6 (hoo yeah), GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc.(:D), WiseOne27, LoveTheSun, Pupluver1, Papasbookworm, Moonray9,Olympiangirl, tHeSmIlEyFaCeOfYoUrNiGhTmArEs, THE MINOTAUR!(record is 19 hours without sleep),Awesomepeopleareme 1. At the airport, wear a uniform and claim you are the pilot, get annoyed if they don't believe you but DONT give up, see how far you can get ( WARNING, may result in you being arrested) 2. Whilst boarding the plane, say in a loud voice "THAT WING SURE DOES LOOK RUSTY!!" 3. When everyone is seated, do your own demonstration of what to do in an emergency, let this include 'comical' situations such as "in the (likely) event of the plane setting alight and becoming a plummeting fireball of death, please remember to tighten your seatbelt" look surprised when you are the only one laughing. 4. when the plane is still on the ground, Rock back and forth in your seat and say aloud "THIS TURBULANCE SURE IS ROUGH!!" 5. Wear rags and a headscarf, claim that your name is Svetolafoson Frojhkyhkjuhjdj and that you are being deported back to Estonia, look pleased when your told that this plane is not going there. say "Really?!, u haf not met me if zey ask zen, ok?!" 6. As the plane is landing, adopt the 'Duck and Cover' position as you scream "WE ARE GOING TO CRASH! ONLY DEATH AWAITS US ALL NOW! DEATH I TELLS YA!!!!" when you land safely, stand up and leave the plane normally, thank the stewardess for a lovely flight. 7. Go in to the toilet and make loud vomiting noises, keep going for a few minutes, then come out and announce to the plane that the toilet is blocked, act like its not your fault. 8. Stand up and ask the passengers if anyone " wants to join the mile high club with you?" wink suggestively at various people...of both sexes. 9. Get the pilot to show you round the cockpit, come out afterwards and say "YOU WOULDN'T HAVE THOUGH HE COULD FLY THE PLANE AFTER SO MUCH VODKA BUT IT JUST SHOWS, THEY REALLY ARE TRUE PROFESIONALS!". 10. Delight your fellow passengers with your impression of a plane crashing in to the sea, complete with sound effects. 11. Enthrall your companions on the plane by telling them that you knew the pilot of Buddy Holly's plane and you're pretty sure he trained at the same place as your current pilot. 12. Give a fact filled guide of the area you are flying over, this can include " And if you look to your right you will see the wreckage of our sister plane, after she was shot at and subsequently crashed in to that mountain side which, as you can see, her burnt out hull remains embedded in, the bodies were never found.' 13. Streak. 14. Occasionally scream...loudly. 15. Get up and announce that you are going to hi-jack the plane, make to get out a gun, but act like its not there, check all your pockets and then say " OH CRAP, I MUST HAVE LEFT IT IN THE OTHER COAT, OK, NEVER MIND!" Sit down like nothing has happened. 16. From the second you take off, every ten seconds say in the same voice "are we there yet?" 17. Keep sniffing around and eventually say in a loud voice "CAN YOU SMELL BURNING?" 18. Go to the cockpit, wait a few second, then come back and say in a loud voice, "UMM SHOULD'NT THERE BE...LIKE...A PILOT?" 19. When your on a small, ten person plane, Inform everyone that you used to be an aerodynamic engineer and this plane is VERY badly built. 20. As you get of the plane, look worried and announce loudly" VAIT A MINUTE, VOT IZ ZIS PLACE?! ZIS IZ NOT POLAND, VERE ZE HELL IZ ZIS?!?!?!?" 21. If you're flying first class, make sure to sit behind someone. When that person is sleeping, grap your motion sickness bag and vomit in it. After you do that, hold the bag in the air and then pop it on the person. See what happens... HAHAHAH SOOOO FUNNY! Girls |
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