What to say? Hmm... I read too much, talk too much, laugh too loud. You either love me or hate me. I am a homebody. I'm a mother, a wife, a lover of animals. I listen to all music except techno. I have many guilty pleasures and love them all. I love Twilight FanFiction more than I should. I love to write, but don't claim to be good at it. My obsession with all things British borders on unhealthy. I am loyal as hell and once you make me a friend, you have one for life.

So, that's me in a nutshell! Oh, and did I mention that my laminated list consists of Robert Pattinson? Let's face it, his awkwardness makes him hot. But i'm not one of those fans that would ask him for an autograph or take a picture. More like i'd trip the paparazzi or cause a diversion so he could get away! Not to mention in RL i'm really shy and suffer from verbal vomit when I get nervous so I refrain from speaking at all to ward off the crazy shit that I spew!

I'm not really on a Team in particular because I love them all! I love Jake and think he totally got the short end of the stick. Edward is... well, Edward, who can resist. Emmett, Jasper, and Carlisle... Come on, they're all just hot! And as you can tell, I love all of the wolves ;)

I love angst, but will read any genre.

I have many pet peeves, but rudeness is at the top of my list. My FF pet peeve is leaving a review to tell someone that you hate their character or story and that you're not going to read anymore.If you don't like a story, just don't read it. It's really simple. I don't want to sound bitchy, but I write for myself and while I love reviews i'd rather not receive one if it's like that. It's annoying. And rude. I live by the old saying "if you don't have anything nice to say, then don't say anything at all". Constructive criticism is welcome (aka punctuation, misspelling, things that I could correct to make the story better), but saying "I hate Bella" or "this story is stupid and it sucks, i'm not reading anymore". That's not constructive and is a waste of time. Authors write a story the way we see fit. If we changed the characters or the premise then it wouldn't be OUR story. Don't like it? Write your own.

Ok. Rant over. *whew*

This is not my first FF account and I have written before, but due to certain circumstances I decided to make another that no one would know. No, I won't say who I was or what i've written, but I hope that this one doesn't get ruined for me as well.

So, that's about it! Boring, right?

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