deinvatihide bio
 Author has written 29 stories for Peaky Blinders, Inception, Sherlock, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Supernatural, X-Men, Doctor Who, Harry Potter, and Game of Thrones. *Static* "Ooh, shit. Sorry!" *Static, muffled mic sounds* "What do people normally write on these? Ok, fine, jeeze, I'm doing it!" "Um...ok, hello." "I'm a first time writer, but I'm excited to see how it goes. Let me know what you think, reviews are a great motivator!" *Bang!* "Ok, done!" *Static, muffled mic sounds* "Yeah, that's it. Well, I don't know! Do people even actually read these? Alright, fine!" "Hey, thanks for reading, I really appreciate it! Uh..." *Static* |
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Destinies Entwined by Lystan reviews
Based before the Fall of Erebor, Thorin meets a kindred spirit through the machinations of his meddling sister. Though their hearts burn with the same passion, they cannot know where their paths will carry them. Thorin x OC.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 48,367 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 9/9/2018 - Published: 2/19/2015 - [OC, Thorin] Dís, Frerin
Confessions of the Master by amalcolm1 reviews
Watson looks back on his relationship with Holmes after Reichenbach, recanting what really happened and the truth about his dear friend. Will eventually contain HW slash.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 300,371 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 1/16/2016 - Published: 4/8/2004 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson
Performance in a Leading Role by MadLori reviews
AU. Sherlock Holmes is an Oscar winning actor in a career slump, John Watson is an Everyman actor trapped in date movies. When they are cast as a gay couple in a new film, will they surprise each other? Will their on-screen romance become reality?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 166,487 - Reviews: 1944 - Favs: 5,139 - Follows: 1,259 - Updated: 2/20/2014 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 5561 - Favs: 12,869 - Follows: 1,692 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Locus by finangler reviews
In the year 2208, John Watson got married. Sort of. Sequel to Space!AU "Watershed"
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,367 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson
Watershed by finangler reviews
In the year 2207, John Watson went to war. SLASH
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 40,824 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
Like Oil and Water by SimplyElymas reviews
A series of 100 HolmesWatson drabbles. Yes, slash. And yes, romance. I might as well admit it.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 58 - Words: 6,288 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/18/2007 - Published: 8/2/2006
November 1895 by Lyrastar reviews
Holmes and Watson reflect on l'esprit de temps.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,322 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/1/2004
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Mad Man with a Box
Arthur is a busy person. He doesn't have time for phone booths landing in his office or ridiculous men dragging him from one place to the next, pouting nonsense at him when he's trying to get things done. Or maybe, that's exactly what he needs, as well as everything he could ever want, topped off with a scruffy beard and a purple velvet jacket. Arthur/Eames pre-slash, mild language
Crossover - Doctor Who & Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,638 - Published: 8/27 - [Arthur, Eames] - Complete
Tonight the Stars Revolt reviews
The Tesseract opened a portal in New York-and hundreds of other portals all over the world. The Avengers need help with the monsters coming through before the world unravels. And luckily, there are already people who are adept at dealing with monsters and stopping the world from unraveling. Hunters. But blue-eyed zombies aren't the only ones who came through the last portal.
Crossover - Supernatural & Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,122 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/25 - Published: 5/3 - [Dean W., Sansa S.]
X-ception
Arthur and Eames' new case involves dream dens. But it should be fine. Just because dream dens are where humans go to experience mutant powers. Just because it's where mutants go to feel human. It doesn't mean Arthur has to find out that Eames can change to become anyone. Or that his skin is blue. Or that he has a past, and a sibling, he'd rather not mention. Set during DoFP, slash
Crossover - X-Men & Inception - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,616 - Updated: 5/31 - Published: 5/15 - [Arthur, Eames] [Charles X./Professor X, Dr. H. McCoy/Beast/Hank]
The Hand of Fate reviews
At 17, Arthur knew he'd figured out what love was. At 18, he knew he was wrong. At 17, Arthur believed in destiny. At 18, he knew there was no such thing as fate. At 30, he found out he was wrong and he was right. Arthur/Eames slash, first-time boyfriends meet up again, Canon AU.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,246 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/31/2018 - Published: 4/9/2018 - [Arthur, Eames]
The Oldest Story in the Book reviews
He walked into my office on a wave of sweetness and sin. He started talking, smooth as a good martini and twice as dirty, but his story didn't add up. Arthur/Eames slash
Inception - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,435 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/11/2018 - [Arthur, Eames] Ariadne, Yusuf - Complete
A Bit Warmer Than I Would Have Guessed
Eames orders a cleaning bot but gets a sex bot instead. The Arthur model isn't due out on selves for two years but in his excitement he decides to uh try out the goods. He opens it and now he can't return it, not even when he finds out this model insists he's at work and isn't going to have sex on the job. Arthur/Eames Slash, Android!Arthur AU
Inception - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,336 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/7/2018 - Published: 6/19/2018 - [Arthur, Eames] - Complete
I'll Cover You reviews
John could handle being the bait Gordon had set for Maroni's goons. He definitely didn't think he needed a guard to keep him safe. That is, until he met the massive man assigned to him. Okay, maybe a guard wouldn't be so bad. - Bane/Blake slash, Witness protection AU, bottom!Bane, size kink, canon-typical violence, torture, Bane killing people, like he does, happy ending.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,465 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/24/2018 - Published: 6/6/2018 - [Bane, J. Blake] - Complete
Batter Up
Morning after breakfast is a must-have. But it's okay if you put it off. Arthur/Eames lemon, pwp, plot? what plot?
Inception - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 1,698 - Published: 3/6/2018 - [Arthur, Eames] - Complete
Down Under reviews
Eames learns a thing or two the night drunk Arthur waxes poetic about the shape of words and then runs up a wall. Pre-slash, A/E silly fluff.
Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/6/2018 - [Arthur, Eames] - Complete
I'll Use You as a Focal Point reviews
Sequel to "Bite the Hand that Feeds" Bane is John's partner for their high school project, and Bane has an agenda. Of course he does. Bane/Blake, underage, Bane is 18, John is 16, frottage, foster care system reform.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,294 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/7/2017 - Published: 10/5/2017 - [Bane, J. Blake] - Complete
Coincidentally, You
"Just tell me… is he nice?" Arthur stared into the face of the 14-year-old girl, who was apparently Eames' offspring and had no idea what to tell her. Because Eames wasn't "nice" and he wasn't even honest. But Arthur could always count on him. Because no matter what face he wore, Eames was true. A/E slash, kidfic, too much plot, w/ some skype sex thrown in, pining & a happy ending.
Inception - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,264 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/16/2017 - Published: 9/12/2017 - [Arthur, Eames] - Complete
Arthur Articulated reviews
Eames loved his tattoos. He showed them off every chance he got and when someone asked, "What do they mean?", he told different stories every time. Except none of them were true. A/E slash, pining, longing, and smut.
Inception - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,983 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/13/2017 - [Arthur, Eames] - Complete
Inception Drabbles- AELDWS 2017
A collection of prompt-based drabbles from the Arthur/Eames Last Drabble Writer Standing challenge 2017.
Inception - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,880 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/13/2017 - Published: 7/25/2017 - [Arthur, Eames] - Complete
Dream a Little Bigger? Always
Arthur is the Defense Against the Dark Arts professor at Hogwarts, and he is the best. But with the Transfiguration professor smirking and interrupting him every hour, the Headmistress acting a little less like herself every day, the Daily Prophet sniffing for a story, and the Ministry breathing down his neck, he's got a lot on his plate. A/E slash.
Crossover - Inception & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 61,438 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/18/2017 - Published: 3/21/2017 - [Arthur, Eames] - Complete
The Naked Musuem
When the job stalls and Arthur's bored beyond the point of distraction, Eames takes matters into his own hands. How does he entertain Arthur, you ask? Two tickets to The Naked Museum, naturally. Arthur/Eames established relationship fluff fic that turned into an accidental love letter to my city.
Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,107 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2017 - [Arthur, Eames] - Complete
Bite the Hand that Feeds reviews
"Have you seen the new guys?" Bruce asks. John shrugs. "I don't know. Maybe?" "Trust me. You'd remember." Bane and Barsad are new students at Patrick Wayne High School, and everyone is curious. But not John Blake; he's got other stuff to worry about. Until Bane slams a kid into the lockers. Then he finds the time. Bane/Blake, Bane is 18, John is 16, no smut, Bruce/Selina mention.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,473 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/26/2017 - [Bane, J. Blake] [Bruce W./Batman, Selina K./Catwoman] - Complete
5 Times Eames Was Sure Arthur Was Secretly a Cat (& 1 Time He Wasn't) reviews
Eames had always noticed Arthur's cat-like tendencies, ever since the first job they'd worked together. His stupid brain was fascinated with Arthur, and he was determined to get to the bottom of it. A/E slash. (Arthur's not a cat, Eames is just oblivious.)
Inception - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,866 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/7/2017 - [Arthur, Eames] - Complete
Wolves
Eames wakes up in a pile of his pack members and thinks it's the best thing ever. But something's missing. Arthur/Eames as wolves. Not even werewolves. Just regular wolves. Fluffy, cracky ridiculousness.
Inception - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,711 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/26/2017 - [Arthur, Eames] D. Cobb, Mal - Complete
Malcontent reviews
Eames belonged to Mal first, but they both belonged to dreamshare. "Do you believe there's one person for everyone?" she asked. Eames thought it was ludicrous. What he wanted to say was, "There are seven billion people on the planet. What are the odds you'd find the exact right person for you?" (Otherwise known as Eames/Mal on its way to Arthur/Eames, because OTP)
Inception - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,991 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/10/2017 - D. Cobb, Arthur, Eames, Mal - Complete
Show Me
"So, is that a point for me?" Arthur asked, returning to the table, oblivious to how bloody gorgeous he was. And to how table tennis points were scored. Bored on a slow job, Arthur/Eames find a dusty ping pong table and put it through its paces. Shameless smut and Ping Pong. Ping Pong? Yes, apparently table tennis does it for some people.
Inception - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,854 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/27/2017 - [Arthur, Eames] - Complete
Primitive reviews
You never picture the end when you're starting out. Arthur/Eames breakup ficlet, angst and catharsis and Asshole!Arthur with Vulnerable!Eames.
Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,957 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/12/2017 - [Arthur, Eames] - Complete
Freshly Fallen
Eames has a fondness for fresh snow. Arthur has a fondness for Eames. Tooth-rottingly sweet Christmas fluff.
Inception - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2017 - [Arthur, Eames] - Complete
Box It Up reviews
The thing was, Arthur probably thought he looked immaculate. Arthur/Eames SuitPorn
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,668 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/29/2016 - [Arthur, Eames] - Complete
DIY Success reviews
Tom Hardy is much too good looking to not be getting laid in this series. We need to do something about that. Alfie Solomons has a candidate for his bakery's new foreman. Spoiler alert: not a man. Things are about to get steamy in the bakery. Alfie Solomons/OC, Canon Compliant, No Spoilers. Now COMPLETE!
Peaky Blinders - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 106,667 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 12/10/2016 - Published: 1/3/2016 - [OC, Alfie S.] - Complete
Trajectory reviews
Eames teaches Arthur how to play pool. Except, I think Arthur might already know how. Arthur/Eames ficlet.
Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/26/2016 - [Arthur, Eames] - Complete
And So It Goes (And You're the Only One Who Knows) reviews
Cobb and Saito didn't make it out of limbo. Arthur tries to deal. Eames tries to help.
Inception - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 63,794 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/29/2016 - Published: 2/24/2016 - [Arthur, Eames] D. Cobb, Saito - Complete
Three Things reviews
Eames notices everything, thank goodness.
Inception - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2016 - [Arthur, Eames] - Complete
British Accents are Hot reviews
Arthur thinks British accents are hot. Eames encourages this type of thinking.
Inception - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/12/2016 - [Arthur, Eames] - Complete
I Heart You reviews
How do you tell your best friend that you love him? With your heart. John & Sherlock, slash if you squint, best friends, short and sweet.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/7/2016 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete