THE QUOTATION SECTION, WHICH I WILL CHANGE EVERY NOW AND THEN:

To pore upon a book

To seek the light of truth

--William Shakespeare, Love's Labours Lost

UPDATE

I know, I know. I haven't updated for almost a year now. I am SO SORRY SO SORRY SO SORRY SO SORRY. But, you know, it's not easy coming back to a house after three years over seas and trying to simultaneously get used to schoolwork loads, go through puberty gracefully, unpack three years of boxes, AND try to clean up after three different renters.

Do you honestly blame me for taking so long.

Well yeah, I kinda do. But never fear! The next chapter of Nouda's Revenge is well on its way! (Sht, I've been working on it for more than two years now.)

IMPORTANT--IMPORTANT--IMPORTANT--IMPORTANT--IMPORTANT--IMPORTANT--IMPORTANT

I have joined the Grammar cult, where the god Grammar is worshipped with openheartedness and love for his namesake. Currently, Mrs. Alichay Sohma is the high priest and I'm the current underling. If you would like to join, let me or Mrs. Alichay Sohma know and we'll see if you pass the test. As my fellow cult member said: "Join against the evil which claims FanFiction and enjoy the revelation of good grammar!

Works in Progress (in order of number of reviews)

Nouda's Revenge (Bartimaeus Trilogy)(15 chapters)
The Thoughts Poetic (Harry Potter)(5 chapters)

True Stories of Misunderstood Beasts (2 chapters) The SecretKeeper's Betrayal (Harry Potter)(3 chapters)

Completed Works (refer to sentence in above parentheses) At last, something with more than one chapter is completed!

Hit the Road, Jack (Pirates of the Caribbean)(Oneshot)
Three Instances (Eragon)(4 chapters)
Interview with Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Caribbean)(Oneshot)
The Graveyard (Harry Potter)(Oneshot)
Genius (Artemis Fowl)(Oneshot)
Over the Cliff (Greek Mythology)(Oneshot)
The Death of Uncle Monty (A Series of Unfortunate Events)(Oneshot)
Taken (Charlie Bone)(Oneshot)
To Valinor (Lord of the Rings)(Oneshot)
Cracked Pottery (Harry Potter)(Oneshot)
ExCriminal (Artemis Fowl)(Oneshot)
Time To Go (A Series of Unfortunate Events)(Oneshot)

~~PLANNED STORIES~~

Currently, none...

~-~Please feel free to give me a challenge any time you want~-~

Who am I?

Normal guy. Brown hair, blue eyes. European and Jewish by heritage. I've lived in California (9 years), South Korea (2 years), and Taiwan (1 year). And now I've been back in California for just over a year. (You've probably guessed by now that I DEFINITELY wasn't thirteen when I joined this site.)

And I'm starting to look at that great monstrous beast by the name of... GASP! HIGH SCHOOL!! AAAAAAAAHHH!

What kinds of books do I like?

Harry Potter comes to mind first, of course, but it's also definitely not my favorite. (Especially since Book 7 was a #@ing piece of sh#tty #@ing sh#t. Hee hee. That felt good to get that out of my system.)

I love the Pendragon series, the Percy Jackson series, Inkheart, Gregor the Overlander, anything Jack London, anything Hermann Hesse, Bartimaeus Trilogy, Lord of the Rings, Monster Blood Tattoo, Octavian Nothing, Maximum Ride, Artemis Fowl, Lemony Snicket/Daniel Handler, Neil Gaiman, Terry Pratchett... I could go on and on, but you'd get bored.

Okay... What about movies? Any favorite actors or actresses?

I think Johnny Depp is one of the greatest modern-day actors (and no, I'm not a girl so you can't blame it on hormones). And his singing voice was REVEALED in Sweeney Todd, which is one of my favorite musicals (and now movies) of all time. Gone With the Wind is fabulous as well... Um... Groucho is cool, too...

Argh! I wanted to see Get Smart... But I didn't get to... Waaaaaahhh...

Yeah, but... what about music? Or am I just a full-blown book nerd with dashes of movies thrown in?

Nope, in my universe, music has quickly become one of the dominating forces. I have great respect for the Beatles, Supertramp, Frank Sinatra, Sex Pistols, and the 'Stones. The Beatles, mainly.

But! Those are the ones I respect.

Now come the ones I am obsessed with...

My Chemical Romance, Fall Out Boy (FOB was the band that first got me into music) Maroon 5, Coldplay, Daughtry, 3 Doors Down, Nickelback, Nirvana, OneRepublic... Oh, and I think David Archuleta is awesome. I hope his album is a hell of a lot better than his new single.

Of those, the ones I am uber-rabidly obsessed with are

MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE!!

FALL OUT BOY!!

3 DOORS DOWN!!

COLDPLAY!! (And not just Viva La Vida, I love their old stuff too)

AND MAROON 5!! (Last but not least)

Ta-ta and all that,

a-n