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Gray Mann has made his endgame move. As rivals edge towards nuclear war and the doomsday clock ticks towards midnight, a motley band of mercenaries are the only ones brave enough (or stupid enough) to try and stop the end of civilization as they know it. The finale of Eight Mercenaries and A Toddler and I'll Be Home For the Holidays

After unintentionally insulting Demoman's mother, Sniper finds himself cursed with a furry problem. Better than it sounds. SniperXScout pairing later.

Wheatley wants to help Chell learn how to speak. His method? Melodic intonation and music therapy. Human!Wheatley/Chell, humming, learning, and eventual singing for a portalkink meme fill. Shameless fluff and tension with a bit of plot in the background.

When RED team's Engineer's wife gets cancer, he needs to step out. So he calls in his sister to cover for him, but when the rest of the team see's an opportunity to get laid, the team begins to fight for her, who will win? Picture from the wonderful: prospass on Devinart.

Scout is approached by a mysterious talking crab that claims to be the BLU Spy under a curse; and the only way to break this curse is a kiss from a virgin. Unfortunately for the SpyCrab, the Scout would rather jump off a bridge than kiss another man.

The BLU Medic makes a quick decision that ends up turning his life upside down. An unexpected gesture of charity gives the RED Spy an idea for his next cunning scheme, and the Heavy tries his hand at subterfuge. The Sniper's advice is unasked for, and the Engineer is unamused. There are also Sandviches. (No actual pairings, though one is somewhat implied towards the end.)

The cheerful and oblivious Pyro knows nothing outside of Pyroland, so when his mask is knocked off to reveal a world of war, fire, and death, Panic ensues. Can he just go back to Pyroland, with the knowledge that it is all an illusion? Or will he attempt to cope with this terrifying world, and make some friends along the way?

Six new classes are introduced: two for Offense, two for Defense, and two for Support. While the RED team isn't happy about it at first, they begin to make friends with the new recruits. It's now time to Meet the Rocketeer, the Assassin, the Outlaw, the Weatherman, the Femme Fatale, and the Bodyguard. Now includes updated info on all six classes (and a revised Introduction).

It all starts when the BLU Medic attempts to improve his team's self-healing abilities with his latest experiment, which honestly should have had the label "Results May Vary." RED Sniper catches on soon enough, and everything that the mercenaries believed in goes tumbling down from there. (Rated M for gore)

Lawrence Mundy Jr. hates the holiday season. And he especially hates when the holiday season forces him to deal with his overbearing parents, his abrasive brother-in-law, an oddly jittery Spy, and the mysterious going-ons of a factory in the distance...the sequel to Eight Mercenaries and A Toddler. Cover image by tomiyeee!

It's been four years since Master Chief escaped the explosion of Halo. The wreckage of the Forward Unto Dawn went through a black hole, teleporting Master Chief and Cortana to back to 1995 Earth and crash land in England, where Harry Potter is taking his fifth year. A new adventure is about to begin. Review!

It's been two years since Blutarch Mann's death and Redmond Mann's team of mercenaries disbanded. But when they're called together for one last battle, will the RED team discover they've been out of the killing business too long?

Reluctantly, Chell returns to Aperture. Turrets call out to her, and GLaDOS is missing. A locked room holds the answer - but is it a trap?

Our beloved mercenaries are unable to return home at Christmas. Though this is sickening to most of them, and thought to be the worst Christmas of their lives, they will soon find out that they've already had a lot worse...

The first spinoff in the Misadventures of the RED Team series (aw yeah!) When the RED team get into a fight, the Engineer comes up with a brilliant idea to get along. It doesn't work so well for him.

When a sudden snowstorm leaves the RED and BLU teams stranded at Coldfront with no power and only a few rations left, it'll take working together to survive. But things will not be going as smoothly as they hope... Rated T for TF2

Remember those REDs? The ones who were idiots? Yeah, they're not any smarter but they're back for the sequel!

The RED team is tired of being pushed around by the vicious Administrator, and they are planning an uprising that will change Mann Co. forever. The sequel to my other TF2 fanfiction, In Hindsight.

The REDs were idiots and lost their base to the BLU team. Now, they're still idiots, but they want their base back.

When Respawn malfunctions and their annoying Scout is turned into something far more precocious, it'll take all of the RED team's wits and patience to look after him. At the same time, Engineer must find a way to turn Scout back into an adult before the BLUs-or anyone else-realizes what's happened. No pairings, just a bunch of exhausted trained killers and one hyperactive child.

The Respawn system shuts down without explanation, and the RED and BLU teams are left to figure out the solution and if the rules of the game have changed. No Administrator; Ratings may go up due to violence. Romance is secondary to plot.

Scout is suffering from a physical problem with no easy solution. Now he has to rely on Heavy's help or face a dishonorable discharge. It's a tough choice.

"Wha—?" Church looked up and saw a huge train with the words 'Hogwarts Express' written on the side. He shook off Caboose's arm and stood staring at the train."Caboose," He spoke slowly, "What in the hell did you do?" MAJOR HIATUS

RED's Spy secretly teams up with members of both RED and BLU to uncover the truth behind the war and stop The Administrator and her allies...all for the sake of his son, BLU's Scout, who shouldn't be in the war in the first place.