Hey, people. I don't write on here often, but I do read stuff. Even if I don't review. But the truth is, my attention span is practically nonexistent. I write in my journal a lot more. If you wanna read that, go to Kiwibox.com, sign up, and send me a KiwiNote. I'll give you the password. Okay, done with dull and totally random intro. ~:More Dull and Random Babble:~
I'm thirteen, and I live in the middle of nowhere. Where I live is uninteresting. There isn't even a mall nearby.

I promise, I will NOT write summaries in which I say I am hyper, sugar-high, or crazy. I don't need to say. When I call a story "The Vinyl Chinchilla," you'll know I was a little strange when I wrote it.

Fav. Authors: Ah, me? I don't know. I just read text. That's what I do. But I can tell you who I DON'T like. I do not like J.R.R. Tolkein. Now, before you form a lynch mob, let me explain myself. I find his stories slow-moving, and too history-centered to interest me. I'm interested in what's happening NOW, not how the creepy green guy got to be creepy and green. I do like some parts, but I dislike the lengthy discussions with history. I'd rather see the movie LOTR than read the book. Which I'm trying to do. And it's like moving through some jelly-like substance. I dislike it very much. The "Council" chapter is slow.

Fav. Movies: Shrek. Ever After. Notting Hill. Runaway Bride. Mission Impossible Two (the plot MOVED. I like that). Pearl Harbor (although I dislike the whole love-triangle bit). A Knight's Tale. 10 Things I hate about you. Gone With the Wind And the reasons are: funny, plot, plot & funny, p & f, plot, Josh Hartnett, Heath Ledger, Heath Ledger, plot.

Movies I want to See: The 10th Kingdom, The Red Violin, The Princess Bride, Shakespeare in Love, The Others, LOTR, The Faculty (Josh!), Black Hawk Down (Josh!again. I'll have to try and read the book first), 40 Days & 40 Nights (Josh!), Here on Earth (Josh).

Fav. Books: Wuthering Heights, Emma, Gone With the Wind (good movie, too), Little Women, and not much else. Much of the reading I do is on here, rereading, or random words (i.e. "Exit" on the exit sign).