The girl feeds her only the best literature in an attempt to keep her satiated and somewhat wellbehaved. Mrs. PDR Vandertramp responds with pleasure, swallowing books whole. She can, however, be a very unpleasant tenant at times, despite the attempts made by her host to keep her content. She is picky, she is demanding, and she has a cruel streak a mile long.

She is a hopeless romantic, though that tends to come out only in her writings. Otherwise, she is cynical and clever, analytical and irrational - warm and chilling all at once.

She answers only to the name of Mrs. PDR Vandertramp. Not PD, or PDR, or Mrs. Vandertramp. Do not ask what the initials stand for, because she will throw slippers at you if you dare.

Thank you.

((Enjoy the stories, kiddies. I've only just started this adventure in the land of fanfics, so bear with me... and my array of egos. -PDR))