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Joined 10-13-10, id: 2575171, Profile Updated: 05-16-12

Hello! Well, here I am in all of my glory! (don't steal it, that's not cool, bro)

I really love writing, but I also prefer hand-writing to typing, so very few things will end up here. Sorry. When I'm not at school, I am either writing or reading or playing my saxophone. *Bari Sax Power!* I can be classified as a Class-A nerd in the right light. To make my day, all you have to do is argue about the good stuff; Star Trek, Star Wars, Legend of Zelda, Lord of the Rings, or any of that mind-blowing awesomeness.

I do not typically write fanfics, but bob over to FictionPress.com and check out my own stories!

Physical Appearance: I am NOT a ginger, despite popular belief. I am a blonde and proud of it. Glasses, blue eyes, porcelain skin.

Name: Kathryn. Hank. Kid. Girl. Person. I go by a lot of things, but NEVER Kate, Kat, Kathy, Katie, or any other renditions you may come up with.

Sex: Female

Languages: English, French (school-taught, so it really shouldn't count, but I'll put it up anyways), and my own personal Jargon.

Age: Loser stalkers.

Hobbies: Writing, cooking, acting, music (alto sax, bari sax, piano, bass guitar, flute, trombone, banjo, trumpet), being unusual, reading, watching movies.

Favorite Books: Harry Potter Series, I hate Twilight, Dan Brown novels, Crime and Punishment by Dostoevsky, anything I can get my hands on. Also, I hate Twilight.

Favorite Artists: Faith and the Muse, Duran Duran, Kate Rusby, Muse, Breaking Benjamin, Suicide Silence, The Dead Weather, Sleepy Hollow Points, of Montreal, Queen, Rolling Stones, Rush, Beatles, Mozart, Beethoven, Modest Mouse, Metallica, Gorillaz, Smile Empty Soul, Tears for Fears, Aimee Mann, Van Halen, Alice in Chains, Natalie Merchant, Dizzie Gillespie, Coltrane, Dan Gailey, Alaturka. Ehhhh, don't make me list them all...

Favorite Song: William and Davy by Kate Rusby

Favorite Genre: Fantasy, mystery, crime, adventure, history

Randomness:

Don't die on me.

Having voices inside your head is a sign of higher intelligence, NOT insanity.

Death is a once in a lifetime experience.

My name traces back to the Greek Goddess Hecate, associated with magic, witchcraft, necromancy, and crossroads. It fits me, no matter how many times I say I hate how common my name seems to be.

Love me or hate me, I do both.

I love hot tea all times of the year.

I give my emotions physical form to better-express how I am feeling.

I am not crazy.

Bold the stereotypes that describe you.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT As, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG ASS.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST have seven wives.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I HANG OUT with teenage DRINKERS AND SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be a controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber- sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

I rant a lot. I have issues (So do you). I don't care for people terribly much, but I am me, and that is all I will ever be.

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Supersonic by Druna Malgood reviews
It was Christmas Eve and Draco Malfoy, unaware of the snow outside, innocently paced the Slytherin common room. Of course, though, Draco Malfoy never did anything innocently. Draco/Luna Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
It's a Mystery by Sunshinesque reviews
"What're you doing here! And why are you...why are you naked!" "I could ask you the same question. Not that I mind though. Honestly, Evans, you should dress like that all the time." *Life is a mystery.* -LxJ-
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 100,467 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 12/16/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Legend of Zelda: Link's Reward by TennisWriter456 reviews
Ganondorf is finally defeated, but Midna's gone. Luckily for Link, Zelda is there and ready to give him anything he chooses as a reward. But before he can tell her what he truly wants, a new evil rises. One that threatens everything they know...one that threatens everything they love...one that helps Link truly understand what he wants from Princess Zelda.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 55 - Words: 176,897 - Reviews: 1512 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 4/27/2011 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Link, Zelda - Complete
There's a Nargle in the Dungeons! by The Nightosphere reviews
Luna finds a Draco in the dungeons, and he has a little friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Luna L., Draco M. - Complete
Faith by jessandthedragon reviews
She laughed again, flinging back her head and blinking tightly to stop the tears. 'There is a bit of insanity in dancing that does everybody a great deal of good.' Short, cliche, Draco/Luna drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
Split by treasurehuntingforever reviews
What happened when Fred died, from George's perspective. Some strange things added in, unexplainable magic. Abstract at times, and obviously sad. Rated T for character death, just to be safe. I don't own Harry Potter, etc. etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,244 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2010 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Never Ceases To Amaze by PeaceLightVictory reviews
Christmas Eve at the Cat Bureau. What will happen when Haru and Baron make a Christmas Wish?
Cat Returns - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,963 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Complete
A Gaslight Romance by ZomboDeZany reviews
Haru thinks that she is just going to have a normal day - but when Muta appears in her garden with an unusual request from the Baron, she finds herself crossing some massive timezones...
Cat Returns - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,707 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 6/13/2010
Season by flawedesires reviews
A second-person telling of Persephone's abduction.
Greek Mythology - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Persephone, Hades - Complete
Creations of Love by crimsonwingedkitten reviews
Haru's grown up and now has a daughter - Katarina. Her life is pretty normal - but when her friend turns hostile and she finds friendship in the Baron, where will these adventures lead her? OCxBaron Rated T just in case :
Cat Returns - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,455 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/15/2010 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Complete
Draco's Drinking Buddy by xjabberwockyxpeacex reviews
This is what occurs when Draco and Luna get drunk together.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,093 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
Painting Flowers by xjabberwockyxpeacex reviews
One day, Draco happens to come across Luna Lovegood doing something beyond her own level of bizarre.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
Undaunted by Ryan Brooklyn reviews
Oneshot. Sequel to “Unexpected.” Draco and Luna meet again. However this time it’s not so unexpected. In fact, Luna had been waiting for him with a very important message. Set during DH after Luna was captured by Death Eaters.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,670 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
Very Daring, Aren't You? by animus nocendi reviews
A hug can make you wish you were dead. All-dialogue fic. Luna/Draco. Tri-wiz year. Beware the OOCness and Draco's foul mouth!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,536 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Luna L., Draco M. - Complete
Hungover by slytherinchickadee reviews
Malfoy recalls the blurry details of last night... one shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
Draco Malfoy Couldn't Be Weakened By A Kiss by Christina.x reviews
One-shot. The Grey Lady and The Bloody Baron decide they need to express their feelings through Draco Malfoy and Luna Lovegood.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
Legend of Zelda: The Return by Rose Zemlya reviews
Takes place after OoT with the assumption that Link lost all of his memories of the events in the game when Zelda sent him back in time. COMPLETE
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 232,633 - Reviews: 1590 - Favs: 2,342 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 10/31/2003 - Published: 7/7/2001 - Link, Zelda - Complete