I'm old enough to know better, and young enough to enjoy it.

If you want to know more about me, feel free to check out my LJ account (username is Antimorph). I always look at people who randomly friend me, because I'm nice that way.

Ficwise I've matured a bit in the many years since I started writing. Most of the stuff that's up here won't get finished, because I no longer feel the urge to write about angsty teens. Some of the stuff may/possibly/probably be updated - currently, active fandoms include:

Nochnoi Dozor (and the rest of the Night Watch series, books and film)

Discworld

Doctor Who (Working on stuff right now!)

Life on Mars (Ditto!)

Heroes (Currently behind everyone else because the UK shows them half a series behind)

The Dresden Files - TV

Stargate Atlantis (Working on stuff right now!)

Torchwood (Trying to work up the courage/vocab to write a fic with Jack in it)

Harry Potter (I have one HELL of a good idea)

You may notice that few of these so-called "active fandoms" actually have fic posted by me. I'm still working on it, because I now have this urge to finish stuff before I post it. It helps me avoid all the pissed off reviews saying "Hey, where's my chapter/sequel/more please?"

N.B. A note on flaming. Saying "You've made a lot of spelling mistakes for e.g. wierd, recieved etc, and I think you need to work on your characterisation more as I didn't get a feel for the main character at all" Is not a flame. Saying "Oh, your grammar is atrocious for e.g. you used the word "your" when you meant "you're", your spelling leaves much to be desired and your abuse of the common comma makes my eyes bleed" is not a flame. Saying "you suck and your stories suck too" is a flame. Honest criticism is a wonderful thing, and not to be confused with acting like a tw@.

I sense a crossover in the making - Night Watch vs Harry Potter? Another Life on Mars vs Doctor Who? Or maybe just Everything vs Everything else.

Are you looking for a beta? Because I'm looking for a way to improve my criticism skills.