Woo! just a whole bunch of quotes that I like to read...so don't get mad at me if you happen upon my site for some unknown reason and you see your quote here, couse I don't really expect people to read this...

"When one door closes, another opens, but we often look so long and regretfully upon the closed door that we do not see the one which has opened for us." – Alexander Graham Bell

"Have you completely lost your mind?" Kagome gasped from the doorway. She dropped her briefcase into a chair in alarm and crossed the room. "What are you doing to my houseplants? That's a prize Arican Violet!" "This Shesshomaru has decreed the plants must die," the inuyokai answered her. Sesshomaru didn't look up as he continued to shred plants resting in the windowsill. "Their presence has offended me." -Taisho's Darling

InuYasha ran over. "What is it InYasha?" Mama asked. "Kagome-!" InuYasha pointed up the stairs. "Kagome fell down the well!" Souta gasped. -Lead the Way (Okay, am I the only one who gets the Lassie allusion here? LOL)

"Finally, Sesshoumaru had a reaction...if a small one. His eyes had narrowed fractionally. ...Well that was helpful." -The Problem

"Another cell phone rang and Sesshoumaru grit his teeth..."Speak before I swiftly end your life." -To Wash It All Away

The Following Statement is True:
The previous statement is false

"I'm juggling flaming chainsaws and kittens only msg me if you want the kittens to DIE!"

"I'm juggling flaming chainsays blindfolded if you msg me i'l AHH!!!"

"Don't tell me what you're going to do. Do it, and then tell me what you did."

"But the roses are wilted. The violets are dead. The sugar bowl is empty and so is your head."

"There is always a light at the end of the tunnel... Just pray that it's not a train..."

"It's a good thing that left handed people are in their right minds."

"Medical Researchers have discovered a new disease that has no symptoms. It is impossible to detect and there is no cure. Fortuntely, no cases have been reported thus far."

He is something I manipulate to suit my means, then leave on the street like an empty soda can.

Shigure: Yuki, you're going up to your room so early?
Yuki: Yes...I wanted to look something up. And besides, I need to finish packing.
Tohru: Eh? Yuki-kun, you're going on a trip...?
Yuki: Honda-san...did you forget about our class...trip?
Tohru and Kyo: ...
Tohru: O_O
Kyo: AH!
Yuki: You too?
Kyo: I--I can't remember everything!
Shigure: A class trip isn't something people normally forget...

"Okay. So say it didn't exist. Well, if it didn't exist, I wouldn't care about it. Because if it didn't exist, I wouldn't know about it, because it doesn't exist. And you can't care about something you don't know about, let alone if it didn't exist in the first place. Therefore, I no longer care about that trash because it is nonexistent." - Me. :D

"Save a cow, eat a vegetarian!!!

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

--I'm funny, you're funny looking. So, we have something in common. But I still don't like you. So go away.

--Sorry, something more interesting than you is on television right now.

I'm right 90 of the time, so why worry about the other 3?

--I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!

--You have just received the Amish Computer Virus. Since the Amish don't have computers, it is based on the honor system. So please delete all the files from your computer. Thank you for you cooperation.

--Save the trees, wipe your ass with an owl.

--Most moms love to clean. My mom loves to make me clean.

--Are you too gullible? We can cure you! Send $1,000 to...

--How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Choke it 'till it turns blue then shoot it with the blue elephant gun.

Man: "what type of fighting style is that?"
Kagome: "Its called slugging them" (sweat drop)

Ed:"IF BEATING UP PSYCO CULTISTS IS WRONG, THEN I DONT WANNA BE RIGHT!

Ed:"How dare you sell out your brother Al!Im gonna turn you all into fish!"

Ed:"I know,I know, he is the prophet and all. I'll be good"

Ed:"who you callin' ultrua hyper chibi-chan!"

Ed:"id be tall too if i was in heels!"

Ed:Al... is your stomach purring?
Al: umm...uh yeah! im mean NO!

Ed: it isnt a trap if we see it comming from a mile away.

Ed:first a car bomb. now a shoot out? i swear, im gonna write a strong letter to HQ about this.

Ed:down here smells like some thing died--multiple times...

Al:it says "AUTHORIZED PERSONEL ONLY"
Ed:ah good that must mean im allowed in!
Al(thinking) what could YOU possibly be authorized for?

Ed:hmm lets take an educated guess and start pulling levers until something happens..ennie meanie...

Al:Im almost afraid to ask, but what are you going to do?

Hawkeye:colonel, your flames are useless in the rain
Roy: use..useless...

Ed:colonel what do you make of this ring?
Roy:im sorry but i cannot accept a gift like this from another man
Ed:ITS NOT A GIFT YOU MORON!
Hughes:oh so your giving it to a girl? haha your blossoming early shrimp!
Ed:that aint it either! and dont call me a shrimp!
Hughes:somethings fishy and it aint cod. wait a minute! your not planning to woo my daughter from an early age are you?
Ed:EXCUSE me?
Hughes:roy! lets grill this shrimp! ill get the scewers
Roy:and ill provide the flames
Al:how could you ed? trying to win her favor at the at the age of 2! you start early dont you!
Ed: SHUDDUP!

Riza:if edward cant use alchemy then hes just...
Havoc:a foul mouthed brat
Hughes: a cocky little shrimp
Roy: useless, positively useless
Al: sorry brother, your on your own
Bratty,useless shrimp:GRAAAAH! what are you guys picking on me for?

Ed: awww c'mon al we laugh in the faces of flimsy wooden barriers!

Ed: your not the center of the universe so, stop brushing us off, ya hear?
Al:(thinking)ed never likes it when someones ELSE gets to be the center of the universe

Ed: COME GET SOME!
Arlen: who is this tactless little punk?

Greed: and who are you?
Izumi:PISSED OFF!

Al: "Wow...Your god is mean..."

Ed:"Man,I hate tasteless transmutations"

Al: (thinking) But tasteless transmutaions are your fort'e Ed.

Gir: ooohhh puppies!
Zim: no Gir, we can eat later.

Dib: why is there a soda machine in a pet store?

"vegitarian: the old indian word for 'bad hunter'

some people are like slinkies: their useless but its still hilarious to watch one stumble down the stairs"

"inuyasha is an open book: he just continually changes languages"

"7 0f the 10 voices in my head say "dont shoot" while the others..."

"Don't think of it as being out-numbered, think of it as unlimited target selection!"

i laugh at jokes 3 times
1:when i hear it
2: when its explained to me
3:5 minutes later when i actually get it...

silence is golden but ductape is silver!

Me: I'M SOFT AND CUTE AND CUDDLY, CUDDLY, CUDDLY, CUDDLY, CUDDLY, CUDDLY! SO SOFT AND CUTE AND- SLAP(friend:) SHUT UP ALREADY!

i had super powers but my therepists took them away...

oh look the nice men in white are here! and they brought me a new jacket! yay!

Who pissed in your cheerios?