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Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter, House, M.D., and 1984. Hey, I'm Bella, call me Bebs, and I live in Australia.OF COURSE WE HAVE SEX WITH KANGAROOS ALL DAY LONG! OF COURSE I RIDE TO SCHOOL ON AN EMU AND WEAR A HAT WITH WINE CORKS! AND OF COURSE I SPEAK LIKE A PERSON WITH SEVERE MENTAL DISABILITIES! BECAUSE I'M AUSTRALIAN, AND THAT'S WHAT WE DO! Okay, I've gotten rid of all that stuff, cause I have changed. I now wear my hair out on Sundays. You people don't realise that that is a BIG THING fo me. And I am also now 15. You didn't send me a present, or a gift. In that order. I am sorry I havn't updated. I've had exams, a part-time job, and the footy season is BACK BABY. I will update one day soon. That day isn't tomorrow. |
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beautiful contradictions by drowning goldfish reviews
COMPLETED - Looking for an in-character, realistic, original, canon, post-OotP LilyJames fic from 6-7th year with attention to character development and interaction? With no mary sues, set in 1970's Britain, with correct spelling and grammar? Well this is it!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 94,286 - Reviews: 1368 - Favs: 1,530 - Follows: 692 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 6/4/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Letters by GhostOfBambi reviews
Abandoned by her best friend and suffering the torment of her hideous older sister - and her sister's hideous boyfriend, Lily Evans thought she was in for a boring summer. James Potter had other ideas.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,975 - Reviews: 755 - Favs: 1,387 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Arranged by power-of -the-lightning-bolt reviews
Upon every witch's nineteenth birthday a letter is sent to her family requesting them to make a proposal of marriage to an eligible wizard bachelor, when Lily turns nineteen her sister picks James, will Lily ever find love?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,939 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 12/26/2009 - Published: 3/28/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Darling, I hate you by AchtungBabyAchtung reviews
So Lily finds it difficult to do ordinary things without horrible, disasterous results. Is this any reason to mock her mercilessly?....um....yes......irratically plotted, irratically updated, reviewers adored.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 16,825 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 4/3/2008 - Published: 9/27/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Criminal by Catalina Royce reviews
She wanted to pay him back, to make him hurt the same way she did. And so begins a game of revenge, of seduction, of lust, of pride and of love. Chapter Three Up!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,706 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/14/2008 - Published: 8/12/2005 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Sweet on Her by FootballChick12 reviews
James is in love with Lily but she's completely clueless. How long will it take for Lily to notice he is drooling over her and date him?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 125,193 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 1/19/2008 - Published: 4/16/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P.
The Hidden Rose by Fireroses reviews
Ginny is tired of being called Ron’s little sister.She wants to prove that she is Virginia,a grown up woman that can defend herself and her beloved ones.And the first step is by advancing into her brother’s class with the help of of her ancestor's powers.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,535 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/4/2007 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Just a Bargain by Suddy reviews
When James Potter offers to stop teasing and tormenting the whole school, Lily jumps at the chance. The catch? She has to be James Potter's girlfriend. But why doesn't it seem such a great sacrifice?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,441 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 6/3/2007 - Published: 4/9/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P.
In The Darkness by Taste's Like Home reviews
Hermione lost her father to the DeathEaters and singing is her only outlet for grief. What happens when Snape catches her one night in the Astronomy Tower...? Not what you expect, trust me. SSHG pairing, sex scenes and swearing. !CH 30 WARNING!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 77,752 - Reviews: 778 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 5/27/2007 - Published: 4/26/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G.
You're Despicable Because I Love You by the Lovely Lucinda reviews
Experiment: If you mix a Lily obsessing boy named James, and a James hating girl named Lily, what do you get? Result: a somewhat humorous fanfic of course! Currently on indefinite hiatus
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,112 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/12/2006 - Published: 1/9/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P.
I'll Take it Shaken, Not Stirred by Jewels5 reviews
Mix: 1 portion each of mystery, mayhem, and murder. Add: James, Lily, spies, school, and sarcasm. Stir in: 1 tablespoon each of chaos and enmity. Blend using: sense of humor and ability to read. Serve: shaken, not stirred...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 241,427 - Reviews: 1073 - Favs: 1,205 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 11/14/2006 - Published: 6/8/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Weasel In a Box by Winter Fleur reviews
When Draco catches Ginny in a rather compromising position, blackmail ensues. However, what started out as a petty school trick spirals into something much darker...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,994 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 7/22/2006 - Published: 7/15/2005 - Draco M., Ginny W.
All In The Game Of Love by Nikki Flinn reviews
Ginny is working for the Malfoys. A late night conversation between them Ginny reflects on her life to date sexy Draco contempltes his feelings for Ginny! While half naked! Sorry so long. Here's 46! Oh what a tangled web! explanations! FINISHED!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 43,213 - Reviews: 861 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 6/9/2006 - Published: 8/25/2005 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Hate is Such a Strong Word by cupid-painted-blind reviews
My name is Lily Evans and I hate a lot of things. In fact, my friends have compiled a detailed list of all the things I hate, but they pay special attention to James Potter and relieving me of my hatred of him. Over my dead body. [better summary inside]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,301 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/23/2006 - Published: 1/19/2006
Steal My Kisses by Mei Queen reviews
Lily is an average girl who makes mistakes. One day, she finds herself kissing James Potter…when she has a boyfriend. This is the story of the choices and consequences following that rash decision.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,159 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/7/2006 - Published: 9/29/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Gilding the Lily by floro13 reviews
There are a thousand reasons Lily can never and will never go out with James Potter: death, betrayal, love, misunderstanding, marauding, stupidity and damn it all, her own pride! Chapter 9 up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,432 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/6/2006 - Published: 4/7/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Phoenix Song by WeasleyWife reviews
JamesLily fic starting during their 6th year and going up to their deaths. LoveHate galore! SiriusOC as well and some pretty fabulous subplots I'd say. Excitement for Remus and a bit of a delve into Peter. Rated R for language and sexual situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 101,791 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 4/16/2006 - Published: 8/1/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Uninvited by muse of monotony reviews
Following an escaped Death Eater brings Harry 20 years into the past. As Harry searches for him inside Hogwarts, Harry learns just how the world he lives in came to be and what it still has left for him. HD Slash. Chapter 5 and Interlude Added!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,709 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/10/2006 - Published: 6/16/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Laws of Love by Kassandra Ramsey reviews
Six years after Graduation, Hermione, Harry, Ron, Charlie, Fred and George return to Hogwarts at Dumbledore's request. They must stay to save the school, but that will mean submitting to the new Marriage Law passed by the Ministry. HGSS, CWOC, and HPOC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,992 - Reviews: 895 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 3/25/2006 - Published: 4/13/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Trapped Flowers by Randomisation reviews
Lily transfers from Beauxbatons in her 5th year making instant enemies with her cold nature. Interested only in Quidditch she is content to keep living in a one person world. But angering the Marauders is never a good idea especially if you have secrets
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,467 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 2/5/2006 - Published: 11/6/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Obsessive Lily Disorder by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
James worships the ground Lily, er, throws him on? Includes stalking, Polyjuice potion and James attempting many acts of suicide such as drowning his head in toilet bowls because Apple Of His Eye Evans hates his guts. Or does she? Complete .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 144,021 - Reviews: 2115 - Favs: 2,187 - Follows: 535 - Updated: 10/29/2005 - Published: 6/7/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Our Story by Ix3Siri reviews
James died...Lily's remembers their year together and how they finally got together. Full of drama, happiness, and of course mischief!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,414 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/7/2005 - Published: 7/28/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Harry Potter and All There Is Left To Do Is Love by Make A Wish Upon A Muggle reviews
Warning Spoliers from Book 6. HarryGinny, right where Book Six leaves off. MY version of what I think should happen. Rated for somewhat sexual scenes. CHAPTER 11 IS UP! Sorry it took so long!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,228 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 8/20/2005 - Published: 7/18/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
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the Seven Sins one by one reviews
Pride, Lust, Greed, Gluttony, Sloth, Wrath, Envy. Gotta catch 'em all . . . All this sinning, just from our lovely lovelies.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Ten Years On reviews
Our two favourites see each other, ten years after it ended. Written for and English story, but I like. Never written fanfic on anything other than Harry Potter and House, MD, so this is big for me. Yeahright.
1984 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Complete
Time reviews
Oneshot, written for an inclass fanfic comp. Prompt was time. Title's original, I know. HouseCameron, HouseStacy. Cameron ponders a House Smile.
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/30/2006 - A. Cameron, G. House - Complete
Come With Me reviews
A story a wrote at 11:30 on a Wednesday night with no House. Take pity.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/19/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
A story reviews
James and Lily. Happy days happy days happy days OR NOT. My first fanfic so read and review AND I GIVE YOU RIGHT TO CRITISIZE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,344 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/16/2006 - Published: 4/7/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P.