I'm Umbra-Angelus ( latin for shadow angel :P )and welcome to my domain! *insert evil laughter*... Anywho...

For those curious ( or just plain nosey ) people out there, a few facts about moi:

Name: Umbra-Angelus ( you weren't expecting my real one, were ya? )

Location: England, UK

Occupation: Employed part-time

Fanfic likes: In no order: Harry Potter, Merlin, Alex Rider, NCIS, Digimon, Prince of Persia, Artemis Fowl, Torchwood, Mummy, Teen Titans, Scooby Doo, CSI:New York, Indiana Jones, Back to the Future, National Treasure, Numb3rs, X-Men, Troy, Avengers, CSI: Miami, Lemonade Mouth, Snow White and the Huntsman, How to Train your Dragon, Rise of the Guardians, The Hobbit, Lord of the Rings, Treasure Planet, Yu-Gi-Oh, Guardians of the Galaxy, Forever, Jurassic Park, Arrow, Sherlock

Hurt/comfort, angst, some romances ( don't mind some slash pairings ;) ), some humour, family/friendship fics

Fanfic dislikes: Stories that go completely against original plot ( unless stated as AU ), death-fics, song-fics, people who don't update for years!

Favourite quotes/sayings/advice/random phrases etc:

Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver.

Some people are like slinkys, basically useless, but fun to push down the stairs.

My night in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminium foil.

I'm not saying your stupid, I'm just implying it.

Always keep smiling - it makes people wonder what you're up to.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions

MURPHY'S LESSER-KNOWN LAWS:

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

2. He who laughs last thinks slowest.

3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

4. Those that live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.

7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.

8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

9. The things that come to those who wait will be the things left by those who got there first.

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of Jury duty.

15. The early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Your result for The Sorting Hat Test...

RAVENCLAW!

You scored 8% Slytherin, 48% Ravenclaw, 36% Gryffindor, and 32% Hufflepuff!

Or yet in wise old Ravenclaw,

If you've a ready mind,

Where those of wit and learning,

Will always find their kind.

Ravenclaws are known for their intelligence, ingenuity, and lifelong thirst for knowledge.

Take The Sorting Hat Test at "

WARNING: I do write the occasional fanfic but they come few and far between. I generally write them before i post and they tend to be one-shots or shorter fics so this account is mostly to add favourite authors/stories to show my appreciation.

You all do great jobs and happy reading/writing!