FrostyDiamonds77
 Author has written 1 story for Percy Jackson and the Olympians. Hey people of fanfiction.net! My name is Emily _ (don't want to tell you my last name for safety precautions) and I am a _ year old girl who lives in _. So, random personal info time? I have a cat named Smoky. I love to read. My all time favorite series is the PJO (Percy Jackson and the Olympians) series! Total fan girl!!! ;) Um... I play tennis, I have a bow and arrows, and I love to ski. I have been skiing since I was 2 1/2 years old(don't mean to brag.. Sorry if I did and you are offended. I send you a virtual blue cookie! (:) :-P.) I am an extremely artsy person. I love to sketch too! My favorite animal is a cat. But I also like cows. Moooo! Oh, BTW (by the way), I just about only write Percy Jackson fanfics, so sorry Harry Potter lovers. Also, I don't really like Jasper (Jason and Piper) that much and REALLY don't like Jason. Um... I can't think of anything else, so... --Cows!-- That was awkward. Sorry if I spelled awkward wrong.. :-/ Anyways, moving on... How 'bout I tell you my favorite series? 1. PJO! Percy Jackson all the way! BTW, this includes the HOO(Heroes of Olympus) as well. You probably aren't reading my profile unless you've heard of it. 2. The Artemis Fowl series... Read it! NOW! 3. The Guardians of Ga'Hoole. Owls!!!! 4. The Kane Chronicles. Rick Riordan rules! 5. The Last Dragon Chronicles Gah! Running out of ideas to write/type about here! LINE BREAK POWERS, ACTIVATE! Please no cows this time. --Firebreathing fish!!!-- Side 1 of conscience:Stop it with the strange animals, me! Geez, I am so annoying sometimes. Side 2: Well, you're me, so technically you just called yourself annoying. Side 1: I know! I'm not just annoying, I'm weird, crazy, and diabolical! Side 2: Um.. Not to mention that you have a mental problem. Side 3: Cut it out, guys! Sides 1 & 2: Side 3! You joined us! Yay!!!!! Apple pie and strawberries from Camp Half-Blood!!!!! Side 3: Am I the only logical side here? Sides 1 & 2: Yup. Side 3: Just wonderful. Side 1: Can I have a cookie? Side 2: Well, that was irrelevant. Side 1: Your face is irrelevant. Side 2: Well, you know what's also irrelevant? Your podex is irrelevant!( PJO fans, you know what that means!) Side 3: CUT IT OUT! And enough about Side 1's podex! Sides 1 & 2: Fine... silence* Side 3: Thank you ! Now I can finally have some peace and quie- Sides 1 & 2: Can we have a donut? Side 3: Graaaaah! Side 3: *explodes.* Bystander: Well, that was awkward. Sides 1 & 2: Yay! Logical side of Emily go boom! --Pi, pi, mathematical pie... 3.14159265358979323846264383279...-- You guessed it, I'm a know-it-all. Kind of obvious... Anyways, logical side of me already exploded,(BOOM) so forgive me if I screw up on grammar!!!! :-) Derp... Um... I would say dot dot dot, but I already put a bunch of periods. Well, 6 to be exact, counting the ones after I said "Derp". Anyways, I guess I'll just talk to myself now. Do you like cookies? I like cookies. Do you like donuts? I like donuts. Do you like pie? I like pie. Do you- Side 3: Cut it out with the pastries!!! Sides 1&2: Side 3! You became reanimated! Just like Don Gato! In that song about a cat that falls off a roof and dies but comes back to life! Side 3: What? Sides 1&2: You know, Senore Don Gato, that song, right? Side 3: Um... NO! Sides 1&2: Well, go look it up on your phone. Side 3:I would, IF I HAD A PHONE!!! Curse my-well, our- mom!!!!! All Sides: I know, right??????? Bystander: Wait, Side 3 responded to Side 3? Whaaaaat? All Sides: I know, right? Wait, we just said that... Side 1: I like blue cookies. Side 2: I like blue cookies. Bystander 2: I like blue cookies. Bystander 3: I like blue cookies. Percy Jackson: I like blue cookies. Gah! Hellhound!!!! Side 1: Huh? Never mind, I still like blue cookies. Side 2: Me too! Bystander 2: Me too! Wait, no... Me four! Oh, wait, no, me three! Bystander 3: Me too! Wait, no... Me four! Wait, you just said me four. Does that mean I'm me five? But you said both me four and me five! Which one are you talking about? Me four or me five!? Make up your mind already! Jeez, do you want me to choose for you? Fine, go with me six instead! But if I'm me four... Then you must be me five! Wait, but if I was after you then you would be me three! But I already said that you were me six! Hmm... Let's see... Me 3, 4, 5, or 6? Hm... I don't know... 5 minutes later Bystander 3: Gah! Who cares! YOU PICK!... Make up your mind!!! Bystander 2: Did I do something? Sides 1&2: *Spontaneously combusts from confusion due to their limited intelligence* Side 3: I'm alone! YAY! Side 4: Blue cookies! Side 3: WHY DO THE FATES HATE ME!!!!!! And so that was the ending of the sad tale of Side 3. 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"Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy." 2. "Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop." 3. "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness" 4. "Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!" 5. "Wait a minute, if this is her spleen, then what's that?" 6. "Hand me that...uh...that uh...thingy." 7. "Oh no! I just lost my Rolex." 8. "Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?" 9. "Damn, there go the lights again..." 10. "Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Hell, the girl's got two of them." 11. "What do you mean you want a divorce?" 12. "Ooooops!" Kids Are Quick TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America . TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? TEACHER: Glen, how do you spell 'crocodile?' TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. ' TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? Copy and Paste if you’re a writer! If you have ever ran into something while walking with a book, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think Writer's Block is evil, put this in your profile. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile (more than one !eliforp ruoy otni siht etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI Dear Yahoo, "Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door,"- Unknown “Everyone is entitled to his or her own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.” – Unknown “He who laughs last didn't get it.” – Unknown Firefighter: At one point we decided to fight fire with fire... Well...basically... your house burned even faster. There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count. Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that jerk upside the head "Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs." Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think its Collin. You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder They say guns don't kill people, people kill people, but honestly I think guns have something to do with it because if someone just stood there and said "bang," I don't think many people would be dead. The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss. I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you. Although, chainsaw beats scissors, paper, AND rock! I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem. . . Tomorrow A rejected invention: Instant water! Just add water! I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect! Percy: Mom I'm leaving You Know You're a Book Nerd If: You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on. You stay up to read a book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading. Just about everything you do revolves around reading. If you're not reading, you're probably on fanfiction.net, drawing fan art, etc. You try to get all of your friends to read your favorite books. Everything reminds you of the book. (EVERYTHING) You quote random lines all the time. (ALL THE TIME.) You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't. You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class. You have pictures of your favorite characters on your computer. You've got a book memorized. You've read a specific book more than five times. You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days. You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like. You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional. (\ _ /) This is Bunny. ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... sSs ... ... ... ... s.. ... ... ... ... ... if you're a girl, and you've ever For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of all the characters in PJO/HoO (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you wirte Percy Jackson/Leo Valdez is hot on your homework instead of actually doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab seperators in your binder with doodles/love notes/ confessions of love/ any other PJO/HoO realted thing you can think of about PJO/HoO or the PJO/HoO characters. Crazy is when you can open up PJO/HoO and know exactly which part you are at just by reading one word. Crazy is when you print out all the PJO/HoO series covers and put them on the wall of your closet. Crazy is when you have a folder in your backpack full of pictures (drawn and computer generated) for the PJO/HoO series, and have all the playlist songs on your iPod. Crazy is when you walk into a store, walk around in duckie robes that are sold there, and take pictures of you and your friends doing crazy things (wearing cat beds on you head or kissing garden statues of frogs) until closing time. For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you see a movie (Bruce Almighty) and then try to walk on water. Crazy is when u yell at your bro through the phone, while texing him. :) Crazy is when you let your friend talking you in to skipping around with paper plate fairy wings on (thanks guys). Crazy is when you call everyone in the phone book that has the last name Jackson or Chase. Crazy is, if on a fieldtrip you sit there singing (very loudly so the whole bus can hear) to your mp3 player while writing your fanfiction story. Crazy is when you scream when you hear or see a Delphi's Strawberry Service van, a guy named Percy, or anything else related to PJO/HoO. Crazy is knowing exactly how tennis ball fit on a tennis racket when you pick up tennis balls after you drill. Crazy is when you are on a ski lift back up the mountain you make up names with your friends like lift=cherry picker long lines-the cherry picker is cream filled, when somebody falls down- Jif on Jelly, Somebody does a really cool trick- Peter Pan. Crazy is when you play a game on your friends phone, and then laughed histerically because you lost.Crazy is when you se NY Yankees yell "Over here Annabeth!". Crazy is when you decide to make the school day a musical by singing made up songs in the middle of class. Crazy is when you hold a ball point pen and scream, "Look out everybody, I've got a sword!" Crazy is when you're reading something (fanfic or book) and you randomly start flailing your arms and legs at the fluffiness until you accidentally knock over your lamp. If you're crazy, copy this into your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list! When you were 5, your mom gave you a ice cream cone. You thank her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind. When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming class to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back. When you were 10, your mom payed for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class. When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thanked her by talking on the phone all night. When you were 14, your mom payed for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter. When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got. When you were 17, your mom drove you to the mall and gave you her credit card. You thanked her by maxing it out. When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn. When you were 20, your mom drove you to collage. You thanked her by saying good-bye to her outside the drom so you wouldn't have to say bye in front of your friends. When you were 26, your mom payed for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world. When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents became to children. Then, one day, she quietly died and everything you did came crashing down on you. If YOU love your mom, re-post this and if you don't, you won't care if your mom dies, will you? EMBRACE THE WEIRDNESS! If You Embrace The Weirdness, Copy And Paste This On To Your Profile And Add Your Name To The List. Emy Em Em, Lady Sakura of the Fated, Sasukez, Fuzzy makes me happy, Lunadance506, Crimsonsunxx, Shadow Dragon13, TheLextacyBlossom,Ino-Gaara, MysteryArtist,GwenFan22, DannyPhantomFan551, ShadowSakura01, Red. Wolf. In. The. Dark., Baby Porcupine-Cute but DEADLY, jackandkimforever, curlygirl02, BriTheKumquat, IHeartPercyJackson,son of hades 04,Wise Girls Sister 4 Life, FrostyDiamonds77 |
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