Canonwhore: n. 1. Someone who tries to keep their stories as close to the original content as possible 2. Someone who gets annoyed when someone strays too far from the original content in a way that destroys said original content. See Also: Jason Church

Yes. I am kinda a canonwhore. So I apologize now to everyone that I may offend by chiding them on their fanfics that go too far outside the canon, while seeming to try and stick to it. Those authors who completely abandon the canon are fine, however. EDIT: I am a canonwhore for some stories and not others. If I feel that a story is missing something, I will not hesitate to add it. Although I do generally make the add-intertwine with the canon.

"I talk to myself constantly... therefore I must be a fiction writer!"

Euthanize: v. to kill an incurably ill or injured person or animal to relieve suffering
How was my companion cube suffering? GLaDOS...!