Buttshujinsamahide bio
 Author has written 6 stories for Ninja Turtles, and Harry Potter. well shitballs i ain't been here in a long-ass time yo it's Tony let's see if we can end that four year hiatus, shall we probably gonna do some rewriting because i have the time after all these years and i can't leave this old shit on the internet for future employers to find, fuck save me lmaoooooo peace bitches |
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In Another's Shoes by Splinter reviews
Mike's the leader? Raph's the engineer? Don's the rebel? Leo's the goof off? What was Splinter thinking? He's thinking he needs some comic relief at his sons' expense. Besides, it's all in the name of learning. Some bad language. Reader beware.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 41,781 - Reviews: 739 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 3/24/2017 - Published: 12/26/2005
April's Diary by Connie Nervegas reviews
April writes about her daily experiences as a grown woman hanging around with four teenage ninjas. The only place where she can vent openly when they get on her nerves and about what she really thinks of them.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 109 - Words: 304,982 - Reviews: 1143 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 11/9/2015 - Published: 7/3/2010 - April O'Neil
The More Things Change by calliopechild reviews
The chance of a lifetime turns the Turtles' world upside down. New doors are opened, old ones are closed, and suddenly, anything is possible. But as they soon discover, no matter how far you run, you can't escape your past...
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 392,347 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 7/11/2008
New Horizons by Shatterdoll reviews
America finds England to be just a bit...boring. When he finds a pocket watch that takes him back in time, however, a glimpse of the man England once was may change that. Pirate!EnglandxAmerica, Rated M for future chapters.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,801 - Reviews: 899 - Favs: 1,502 - Follows: 1,689 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 3/29/2010 - America, England/Britain
The Heart Never Lies by deathoftoast reviews
Raphael has always had issues with his brothers, so when someone appears who seems to understand him, of course he wants to be closer to them. This is an April Fools joke I did for 2010 to see if people would believe it was a serious yet bad fanfiction.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 36,230 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Raphael, Shredder - Complete
Replay by Jacquzy reviews
The sequel to "Playtime." Feliciano wants it to happen again; wants the burn of leather, the slice of the whip, the more, master, please, to be become a part of their everyday lives.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,920 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 10/19/2011 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Light and Dark The Adventures of Dark Yagami by D'arkYagam'i reviews
Light's twin brother Dark moves in with them! What secrets does he have? Has cusses and Sayu/Misa. EDIT: His other sister Night Yagami will come as well! Find her secrets too!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 57,150 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Sayu Y., Misa A. - Complete
Longing by sylaha reviews
Tony doesn't think he'll ever see Loki again after the battle in Manhattan, but even so, he can't stop thinking about their last encounter in his workshop. Tony/Loki.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,884 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S.
White Rabbit by meganechan720 reviews
Just a drabble featuring April and Usagi, but definitely not in the way you're thinking.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 1/6/2011 - April O'Neil, Usagi Miyamoto - Complete
Scrapbook by KivaEmber reviews
Collection of Re Born verse drabbles. Seventh Oneshot: Interlude - insight to what Gilbert's night terrors are about.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,835 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Germany, Prussia
Loli Secret by Mikadork
Mikado seems to have a thing for lolicon. When his friend finds out it makes things a little awkward between them. This is pretty fluffy, I had a headcanon about this and had to write it Enjoy!
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Mikado R.
Troll Army by IgirisuK reviews
Izaya, Karkat, and Prussia are three of the most gifted trolls in history. What happens when they team up? A collaboration with my friend MysticJadeShoe. Enjoy.
Crossover - Anime X-overs & Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,713 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Karkat V. - Complete
Bottoms Up! by Sunny Day in February reviews
Follow Lovino on his weird and, well, at least quite interesting trip around Europe in order to find out some of the greatest secrets ever about himself, Europe, tomato-shaped alarm clocks and the past of his lovely, but complicated Spanish partner.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 80 - Words: 497,431 - Reviews: 3924 - Favs: 1,616 - Follows: 879 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 9/17/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
A Convention by Haru-shira-kun reviews
Alfred, an otaku, wins a bet and drags his best friend - a reluctant Arthur - to a 3-day convention. They encounter, of course, anime, cosplay, Pocky and fangirls! Little do they know that it will change their relationship status of 'just friends'...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 34,914 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 4/22/2011 - America, England/Britain
An Eye for An Eye by fluorite-wizard reviews
One morning when Izaya looks at himself in the mirror he notices that Shizuo has left a mark on his neck, furious at this blatant mark of possession, Izaya tries to give Shizuo a taste of his own medicine.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,782 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Lazarus by Jacquzy reviews
Or, how Prussia attended his own funeral, and almost became half-decent whilst doing so. Prussia dies, and attends his own funeral. Except he doesn't die, and it's all hilarious. Really. De-anon from the Kink Meme.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,599 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Prussia, Austria - Complete
Impending Doom by Sanru reviews
"Oh alright, I was feeling suicidal today anyways."
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,176 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Donatello, Michelangelo - Complete
Silly Tomato by Witchdoctr reviews
Antonio stops at Lovino's restaurant to bug him. Erm, random one-shot. Rated M for Lovi's mouth and suggestive material. Uh, Spamano... fluff... yeahhhh
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,114 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/14/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
A Different Heat by neropi reviews
Shizuo's trying to sleep on a shady park bench. Izaya's planning to make him forget about the weather and show him a different kind of heat. It takes a brute to teach a bastard a lesson.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,810 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
The Truth Shall Set You Free by caffeinekitty reviews
Honesty isn't always the best policy. Especially when perverted doctors have a hand in it.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,896 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 52 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
He Who Holds The Bow Makes The Rules by Mingamelon reviews
Prussia and Austria have an agreement: when Austria is at the piano, Prussia will lead in the night's affairs. But when Austria is playing the violin... One-shot, AustriaPrussia smut.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,029 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
Showing You The Light by brosexual reviews
Bro has always shown Dave the ropes, taught him how to live life. This was no exception.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Dirk S., Dave S. - Complete
Deprived by Navigate Me reviews
Izaya loses a bet to Shizuo and, well... Let's just say a pink, remote controlled vibrator A metal cock ring An entire day of school with said items A delirious Izaya. REQUESTED FIC.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,596 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 11/12/2011 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Tame by Songstone reviews
Rumors surround Shizuo and Izaya's sex life. -A fill for the Kink Meme. Slow, romantic Shizaya sex and voyeur!Erika for you guys!-
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,998 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Geschwisterliche Zärtlichkeiten by Baumkuchlein reviews
Germany is annoyed with a useless but awesome brother, Prussia. There is tension, they get into a fight, there is passion. There is an itty bitty strain to their relationship in their past, but mainly it's just hot and passionate and humorous. yaoi ahead!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,658 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Germany, Prussia
Run, Rabbit, Run by Miss Sunday Of The 7th Key reviews
Because Shizuo is the man. And Izaya runs a bit more than he should. Shizaya, PWP. ShizuoxIzaya Shizuo/Izaya- angry yaoi combined with Boy Love! Hurrah!
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,525 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 65 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Ice Ice Baby by BonsaiBabe reviews
Gilbert has a problem with one of Roderich's annoying habits. Can Roderich convince him to see it his way? PruAus involving ice. Oh yeah.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,822 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Prussia, Austria - Complete
A Way to Say I Love You by Sapphiire Moon reviews
Spain and Romano have their first time, with everything appropriate for the first time, such as awkwardness, embarrassing confessions, and crying - but don't expect Romano to admit it . Written for the Hetalia Kink Meme on livejournal.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,086 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 64 - Published: 8/23/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
The Adventures of Spain and Romano by WakaLakaAlchemist reviews
Spain was having a wonderful dream, but Romano just HAD to wake him up with the threat of castration. Thankfully he's willing to do other activities, of which Spain feels obliged to share with the world. Spamano, rated for many reasons, PURE CRACK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Protégé by with teeth reviews
When he goes back, he doesn't expect things to get as sticky as they do. Way to break it, hero. Written for the KMeme.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,833 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Dave S., Dirk S. - Complete
Who You Callin' Specks? by BonsaiBabe reviews
Roderich finds out that Gilbert secretly wears glasses. Amusing times follows. No plot to speak of.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,712 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Prussia, Austria
The Taboo by OrangePlum reviews
It was a very bad idea for a nation to love a human. That was the one taboo all countries understood very well. And yet, that couldn't quell the apprehensive curiosity England possessed when watching a blonde American in a coffee shop every morning. DISCONTINUED
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,049 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 4/29/2011 - England/Britain, America
Chronic by thirteen-forty-two reviews
Izaya suffers with chronic migraines, and quickly discovers that Shizuo is the only one who can help.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 63 - Words: 94,806 - Reviews: 1102 - Favs: 1,675 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Missing by Pastaaaaaaa reviews
One Shot, PWP / Ludwig has to leave Gilbert for some time and Gilbert amuses himself in his absence. / Germancest
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,470 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
It's a German Sparkle Party! by ravenofwhiteroses reviews
Prussia finds Germany's laptop when he goes to a meeting and finds the most cracktastic song eva.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Prussia, Germany - Complete
Suspicious Behaviour by 4b4ndon3d 4ccoun7 reviews
America and Russia have been acting strangely friendly with each other lately... England doesn't like it. USUK only, absolutely no real RussiAmerica at all. Just England's imagination going crazy on him again. Pre-relationship.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,950 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 9/12/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Welcome to Baker Island by retiredddddddd reviews
When no one agrees to play with him, America forces the former Allied and Axis powers to reenact World War Two on a deserted island. GerIta, FrUK, USJap, RuChi. Rated T for suggested adult themes, minor language, and petty violence. Set in modern day.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 66,713 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Germany, N. Italy
Purely Existing by Flashback 1701 reviews
When all else denied him acknowledgement, Gilbert knew that at least the rain would still confirm his existence. Regardless of political status and lack of territories, he could never escape the reassuring contact of the falling droplets. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Prussia - Complete
Guardian by Flashback 1701 reviews
As a member of the Beilschmidt family, Ludwig has sworn a solemn oath to protect his charge, Feliciano Roma-Vargas with his life. However, neither of them expected to be the catalysts of a underground war. GerIta. AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 49,524 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Procrastination by PrussianAwesomeness reviews
Deanon from the Kink Meme - Gilbert has an essay due tomorrow and he hasn't even started yet. Oh yeah, it's also midnight. High School AU, no pairings except implied Spamano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,969 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Prussia, Hungary - Complete
Become One With Canada by Robias reviews
As Prussia starts to fade to the point where not even his brother notice him anymore, he panics. There is one other nation who can relate to what he is going through, and Canada has a proposal that might help the ex-nation. Canada/Prussia, and others.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 49,528 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 521 - Updated: 5/26/2011 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Canada, Prussia
The World's Fair America x England by ShariLove reviews
The nations of the world have come together to re-create the World's Fair; a grand fair exhibiting each nation's accomplishments. Sparks fly when America drags England to the World's Fair.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,378 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 5/19/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Just Another Meeting by Vani Jane reviews
While in a meeting with his bosses, Arthur Kirkland can't help but reach for that contraption vibrating in his jeans.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/18/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Why Germany Drags Prussia to Important Meetings by Frauggie reviews
What happens when Ludwig finally decides to leave Gilbert home during an important meeting? He was better off not knowing; and it all started with the sexting. submitted for Meinbruder pornfest, and de-anon from kink-meme
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,386 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Prussia, Germany - Complete
Just Go With It by 0313 reviews
England receives a strange delivery one morning; America convinces him to make the best of the situation. For the Spring Fanworkathon at the USUK LJ comm.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,865 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 45 - Published: 5/14/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Playtime by Jacquzy reviews
In which Germany has a closet full of bondage gear "just in case," and Italy wears a maids' dress. De-anon from the Kink Meme. Polished somewhat, but no differences to the "plot."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,513 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
A Welcome Relief by Coach Zed reviews
I could throw up a summary like "Matthew lavishes Alfred with adoration after the American returns from a long deployment overseas" but...well, I'm not going to lie, this is just straight up sex. Canada/America. In that order.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,290 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/4/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
The Viking Way by ArixaBell reviews
Reaching his breaking point with annoyance toward America, Canada decides to do the unthinkable and go all rapey on him. But Canada is just too polite and too French to really make it unpleasant. America enjoys it. Kink meme de-anon
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 44 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Canada, America - Complete
Drunk by CRQ reviews
ONESHOT. Shizuo is dragged to a high school party, where he ends up obsessing over a girl... who turns out to be a guy... who turns out to be Izaya. Apparently, he took one too many shots. Shizaya!
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,891 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 29 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Live, Laugh, Lovino by GoxHaya reviews
After an attack on the Italian nations' house causes them to move in with Spain, emotions start getting heated and friendships and romances are sorely tested. Spain x Romano with a side of Germancest
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 124,821 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 3/19/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Afternoon Off by Kajou reviews
Gilbert lures Ludwig to the living room couch to have some fun, but it turns out Ludwig is better at it than him...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Amore Del Gioco by XxBlackChaosxX reviews
It's Spain's birthday, but Romano doesn't have anything to give to him. Spain thinks of something. OneShot, Rated M for good reason. Spamano SpainxRomano yaoi!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,128 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/11/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Doctor, Doctor by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
AU. Gilbert has to get a prostate exam. Thank god his doctor's gorgeous. Doctor!Germany/universitystudent!Prussia PWP, full version moved to tumblr sorry
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,630 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Miles and States by paraparadigm reviews
"Liquor always made the yearning stronger." A foolish idea. A complete stranger. Innocent wishes on a cold winter's day. A nearly forgotten past hidden in a Grandfather's old coat. Sometimes one just has to believe in the impossible.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,500 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 12/10/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Idiots Don't Catch Colds by ChaosandMayhem reviews
Ludwig is the farthest thing from a nursemaid, but Feliciano has caught a cold and needs some TLC. Gilbert's not about to help...some GerIta, mostly just friendship. Oneshot!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,168 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Shakespeare, Erotica, and Grape Water by MP PrussianMia reviews
OneShot! This desire. This uncontrollable need. I needed to fulfill it. The clock was ticking down and when I opened the doors that lead to my desire...was that a light? It's a serial killer. It has to be. Warnings: AU, OOCness, M language, GerIta
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,928 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Nightswimming by mochisoldffnet reviews
Nightswimming deserves a quiet night, or so they say. With Antonio involved the night was never going to be quiet. AU, smut, human names.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,977 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/17/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Not Quite Normal by Val-Creative reviews
These overwhelming feelings… Hungary explained to him with an even, benevolent tone… were perfectly natural. But did… THIS… happen to everyone?/ GermanyxItaly. For Hetalia Kink Meme.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/13/2011 - [N. Italy, Germany] Hungary - Complete
The Pact by Karuka Ikashi reviews
Poor!Antonio takes out a loan with the mafia and Lovino comes to collect...top!Romanoxbottom!Spain. Warnings:AU, sexual content, prostitution, and cavity-inducing Tio Toño. Complete.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,469 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/9/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
100 Moods of GermanyxItaly by lynnthinksurcool13 reviews
As I'm sure you could guess, I've decided to take the 100 Moods challenge for my OTP. Mostly short-ish drabble-type things with no real plot connection. Some yaoi, some genderbends, human names used. Enjoy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,805 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Germany, N. Italy
Limey and the Tramp by OrangePlum reviews
"That, my dear boy, is what you so cleverly refer to as a 'tramp stamp.'" Oh dear God, no.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,931 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 31 - Published: 3/3/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Freckles by fluorite-wizard reviews
In which Izaya hates his freckles and Shizuo finds them cute. Total Shizaya fluff.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,380 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Yours by Cheetah Goddess reviews
Italy wants to get into a complimenting war. Germany just wishes he would go to sleep.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Sublimation by Sabathiel reviews
In which Izaya experiments with abstinence for a week. Shizaya. Raijin Days.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,110 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
The Doughnut Game by Spazzcat-Katori reviews
America, Canada, and a game involving a doughnut that turns out to just be an excuse for something else entirely. Smut with a little bit of plot. USCan, oneshot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,724 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Canada, America - Complete
Say Yes by True Colours reviews
Feliciano scrunched his eyes shut and wrenched a box out of his pocket, holding it in front of him like a shield. Pocky. Potato pocky. 'I…I like you, Doitsu-senpai' he stammered. 'W-will you – will you be my boyfriend…' Based on art by Kuroneko3132.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,487 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Gilbird and Gilbert's Wedding by Artemisthe2 reviews
Hey, Germany did stuff with his dog. Why can't Prussia marry a chick? Feel free to shoot me for it though.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Prussia - Complete
Alley Cat by fortheloveofwomencontest reviews
After watching Alice put up with sexual harassment at work for far too long, Bella feels her lover needs some guidance dished out with a heavy hand. BDSM/power exchange themes. An entry for the For the Love of Women contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,447 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Bella, Alice - Complete
Love is a Thing by awaylaughing reviews
From the very beginning, America and Canada have known exactly who they wanted to be with. De-anon, human names used, Am/Can/Am
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,528 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 10/18/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Words by NarutoKyuu reviews
"Italy moved around loudly, trying to get Germany to stop working for a moment." This idiotically friendly Italy, Germany could handle. This obliviously intimate Italy, however, Germany could not even comprehend. :GermanyItaly: :3 of 4, Silence series:
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,287 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 45 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Easier by Strathmore reviews
Antonio so casually stopped by his house, and it always ended in the same way. Sex. Romano wasn't sure he necessarily cared, but found he was growing easier and easier for this man to take. Every time it got hotter, more intense, more passionate.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,765 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Like, Totally Manry by genericnamehere reviews
Oooooold kink meme de-anon. America, Canada and Poland skip the World Bowling Championship for a TOTALLY manly sleepover. Complete with movies, video games, and Pretty Pretty Princess. Contains 90s board game references, US/Rus, Pru/Can, Pol/Liet and pot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,033 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 1/19/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
More Than Meets the Eye: Amok Time for America by Cyrelia J reviews
Just once Canada would like to make it through their annual sci fi convention cosplay unscathed. BotCon seemed a safe enough choice this year. After all, America couldn't possibly be turned on by 18 foot robots... PWP. America/Canada.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,343 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/25/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
In Plane Sight by lostlikeme reviews
Alfred and Arthur meet in an airport while both of their flights are delayed. Awkwardness ensues.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,678 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/24/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Trials and Tribulations of a Teutonic Lover by GoxHaya reviews
For someone so self-centered, Prussia has a serious problem understanding his feelings. With the help of Spain and France, will Gilbert be able to get in touch with his heart? Germancest Germany x Prussia with a side of Spain x Romano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 162,141 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
The Advantages of Solitude by Jacquzy reviews
It wasn't a date, and he wasn't lonely, and he didn't fancy him. Certainly not. Main pairing US/UK with brief implied Germany/Italy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,415 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/22/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
To Peel An Orange by MP PrussianMia reviews
Oneshot! Germany was having a nice day. Until Italy showed up. He brought a carton of oranges and needs help peeling them. Can Doitsu help him while dealing with his confused feelings? You bet we're gonna find out! Warnings: Fluff, GerIta, & fruit abuse
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,042 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Taken by Connie Nervegas reviews
Toddler Mikey is taken home by an elderly woman. Will he ever find his way back home?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,989 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Michelangelo
Autumn Leaves by Arachniphobia16 reviews
Just a funny little oneshot. Beware! Sience humor inside! The turtles have taken a vacation out to the farmhouse just simply to relax. Don takes a walk and Raph follows him. Accusations follow.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Donatello, Raphael - Complete
So Simple by Nikolaos reviews
After the Winter's fiasco, Leo notices something different about his brother Raph.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Complete
Sex in the Sewer by FairDrea reviews
Crackfic. Sooo...this is what happens when authors get bored, and get writers block on romance, and end up staying up way too late watching Sex in the City. Enjoy!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Raphael, April O'Neil - Complete
Doctor Don to the rescue by Hannio reviews
One shot - Raph is hurt and its up to Donnie to patch him up but perhaps there's something he can get out of it to? Not tcest just brotherly fluff and a drugged up Raph please review!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,494 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Donatello, Raphael - Complete
Focus, Mikey! by Hapax Legomenon reviews
What happens when you have three meditating turtles and a bored Mikey? Clearly, nothing good.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Michelangelo
Turtle Invasion by Kiyoko Michi reviews
It's a turtle. Wait, turtles. Giant, walking, arguing turtles. This is not supposed to happen... What do those fainting girls really think when they see the turtles? Warning- not meant to be taken seriously
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Michelangelo, Donatello - Complete
Toastercam by Laughter's Tears reviews
A genius with a video camera plus a mysteriously and repetitively breaking toaster. No one is willing to fess up to the damage, so Don decides to take matters into his own hands to find the culprit. These are the tapes from the hidden toastercam.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Donatello - Complete
Duality by Connie Nervegas reviews
An average day in the life of Hamato Raphael, hardened ninja by day and knitting Care Bear lover by night. RAPH BONDAGE
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,054 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Raphael - Complete
Odax and Tricho by Dragongal333 reviews
Canada experiments with his brother's little fetish. Kinkmeme Deanon. Incestyness ahead.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,615 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/4/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
Fortunate Cookie by The Alleycat Ulan reviews
Mikey always thought it a little ironic that the favourite food of the turtle who loved ninjutsu most was not Japanese, but rather Chinese. -Mikey and Leo have a brotherly conversation regarding Raph and whether or not Leo has a tendency to lecture.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Michelangelo, Leonardo - Complete
Strange Bedfellows by IlluminatedShadow reviews
Matthew's new roommate is cheerful and annoying, and tends to enter the bathroom without knocking while Matthew's in the shower. Oh, and he's also a ghost. eventual ghost!Alfred/Matthew
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,482 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 5/23/2010 - America, Canada
With Every Breath I Take I Become More Inflated by Connie Nervegas reviews
The turtles and friends are characters in their own soap opera. They battle marriage, birth, death and spontaneous resurrection.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,438 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Complete
A Bit of a Snag by JinxBlade reviews
Leonardo gets himself into a tight spot.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,515 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Leonardo - Complete
Christmas in the Alps by Abarero reviews
A snowstorm in the Alps forces Prussia to drop in on Switzerland's Christmas Eve celebrations. Switzerland/Prussia
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,600 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 49 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Switzerland, Prussia - Complete
Foto Ricordo by Somnium Lacertae reviews
*GerIta, side SpaRo* Christmas fic. Japan's gift to Italy for Christmas is a camera. Italy uses it to his heart's content... secretly taking photos of Germany. Fluff alert.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,084 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/22/2010 - [Germany, N. Italy] - Complete
Working Late by Spazzcat-Katori reviews
Co-written as an RP with Kira Masoveilla. Alfred's working late yet again, and Matthew thinks his brother really needs to take a break. Americest smut with a little plot. Seme!Canada
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,632 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Canada, America - Complete
If You Take Leo To The Movies by candelight reviews
Sequel to 'If You Give Donny A Pancake. Last in the 'If You Give A...' series. Holiday Turtle tot! If you take a certain cute commando to see a movie...he's going to want some popcorn. But what for, if he doesn't intend to eat it?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Parody/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,305 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Leonardo
Dark Winter by Amicitia Revenant reviews
January in New York can be brutal. A snowstorm shuts down the city, even as the creeping cold paralyzes the Turtles themselves. Splinter/April, but only as friends.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,154 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Splinter, April O'Neil - Complete
Wake up and smell the coffee by notawordsmith reviews
Don thinks Raph needs to be taught a lesson, but who really ends up being taught? -COFFEE CHALLENGE- Watch out guys, Raph's on the warpath! **One shot** Raph's POV
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Raphael, Donatello - Complete
Battle of the Bowl by notawordsmith reviews
Leo is in the fight of his life, and is uncertain of success. Can he win? If not him then who? Leo's POV. My first Stealthy Stories Challange -One Shot-
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Leonardo, Michelangelo - Complete
America Has A Nice Hat by americalovesthecockpit reviews
Yaoi, CanUS. America runs his mouth and needs some sweet, sweet free Canadian health care. Written from America's totally awesome POV, fellow heroes. Don't be daunted by the length, because you know you like it long.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,891 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/10/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
Talking by bluepickles92 reviews
Many people have asked why Raph is the only turtle with an accent. Here's my answer in the form of a one-shot. Please R&R!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,803 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Raphael - Complete
Teh Soopr Gost Gurl by Lady-Valiant reviews
Danny Phantom and his friends have fought ghosts, but nothing can prepare them for what they find inside a bright, pink book...a Mary Sue fanfic!
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,414 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 4/14/2009
What's up with all the girls in the sewers? by Laughter's Tears reviews
A string of lovesick fangirl attacks has left the police baffled! The question down at NYPD HQ: why are all these girls roaming the sewers? And who keeps kicking them out?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Complete
Just Like Old Times by Hikari Kaitou reviews
As much as Prussia enjoys being free of all responsibility, sometimes he just wants to feel useful. And what better time to make himself useful than when his little brother really needs him.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,420 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Nocturne in Prussia Minor by erbby17 reviews
Austria notices something curious on Prussia's body: a tattoo of piano keys, and Austria decides to test out the new "instrument". Kink meme fill! Light sexual content, nothing too serious/graphic, just references.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,542 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Prussia, Austria - Complete
Cold Wave by MeowChan16 reviews
Sequel to El Niño. America is suffering from the hot summer sun, so Canada, despite his insecurity in their relationship, gives him some cooling relief. However, America isn't too fond of being the catcher. CanadaxAmerica oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,271 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Canada, America - Complete
If You Give Donny A Pancake by candelight reviews
...he's going to want some syrup to go with it. Then, he'll want another. And another. And soon, Donny's a mess, so he'll need a bath. He'll want some bubbles. And of course, he'll need your rubber duck. Sequel to 'If You Give Raph A Muffin.' Turtle tot!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,371 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Donatello
First Name Basis by Connie Nervegas reviews
April is faced with an impossible challenge. Learn the names of four guys who all look the same.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/22/2010 - April O'Neil, Michelangelo - Complete
Those Magazines by crackberries reviews
One of which Romano catches Spain reading.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
It's a Reptile Thing by meganechan720 reviews
Mammals just don't understand.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Complete
Strict or Spicy by meganechan720 reviews
In Japanese the word 'karai' can mean both strict and spicy. So which is it? Mikey wonders.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Karai, Michelangelo - Complete
It Wasn't Me! by Reinbeauchaser reviews
If your best friend jumps off a bridge, would you? Only if not doing so will get you killed. A lesson in unity for one hapless, innocent turtle.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Raphael, Michelangelo
The Fangirl's Guide to Luring the Ninja Turtles by little red crayon reviews
The ultimate step-by-step guide to landing your very own Turtle s . Do not read if you intend to hurt the Turtles .
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Complete
The mirror by Deezaster82 reviews
De-Anon fic. I don't know how to summarize this better than: Gilbert/mirror/Ludwig... and yes, it's rated M for a good reason. Written for the kink meme. Enjoy
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,815 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Slogan by Connie Nervegas reviews
One-shot. Mikey tries to come up with a slogan for the fearless foursome.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Michelangelo, Leonardo - Complete
All Ill Need a Nurse by Rhen Nightshade reviews
Prussia… Is sick. Sick and at Austria's house for medical care. With is constant whining, overdramatizing, and… Prussia-ness, what lengths would Austria go to for him to shut up? … You'd be surprised.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,187 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
A little Ether Goes a Long Way by MelodyWinters reviews
Mikey learns a lesson about being upright and forefront... Or does he? Complete
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,517 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Michelangelo - Complete
If You Give Raph A Muffin by candelight reviews
Oneshot. Turtle tot fiction! Sequel to 'If You Give Mikey A Cookie.' Raph, cool six-year-old he is, doesn't want to try any of your stupid, hot-out-of-the-oven muffins. Well….maybe just one. If it has jam with it. And….maybe he'll try one more...
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Raphael - Complete
The book by Deezaster82 reviews
For his sixteenth birthday, Prussia offers Germany a very special gift. A book for real men. Eventual PrussiaxGermany. Please R&R
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,362 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Germany, Prussia
For the Love of a Motherboard by Connie Nervegas reviews
Songfic. Don looks for love in the wrong place.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Donatello, Michelangelo - Complete
Four Seconds of Peace by Hikari Kaitou reviews
A series of fluffy domestic-flavored oneshots focusing on GermanyxN.Italy. Deanon from the kink meme.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,749 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Basking by StarryFeathers reviews
ONESHOT:Learning to live with bipedal turtles posses some interesting research projects...
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Donatello, April O'Neil - Complete
Meant To Be by ArixaBell reviews
De-anon from the kink meme. England really wants to know about America's relationship with Canada. He probably shouldn't have brought that up... Various FACE pairings. Warnings inside.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,193 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 35 - Published: 10/15/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
Skirting the Problem by Abarero reviews
Gakuen AU. Prussia knew it was going to be an awesome day when he woke up. But with Uniform Switch Day in full swing, the girls out for revenge, and Switzerland as his roommate, can he still be the awesomest- skirt and all? PruSwitz, USUK, FraSey, SpaRo.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,473 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Prussia, Switzerland - Complete
Mein Geburtstag by PV reviews
Title translates to "My Birthday" from German, because titles sound better in foreign languages, haha. While at France's birthday party, Italy discovers that Germany doesn't have one of his own, and decides to do something about it. Ger/Ita fluffy fluff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,284 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
5 Quirks: America by Spazzcat-Katori reviews
Five short drabblets about America and five everyday objects: Coins, keyboards, Mountain Dew, tacos, and Monopoly.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/12/2010 - America - Complete
Sonata 9 by ayazani reviews
Gilbert would never forget his king. His most beloved, the one who had won his respect, worship and his heart. A short retrospective concerning the first meeting of king and kingdom. Will get lemony. FritzxPrussia historical yaoi ftw!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,743 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Fritz, Prussia
Talk of Tomatoes by crackberries reviews
Romano expresses his hate for just about everything through the stupid diary that the stupid tomato idiot gave him.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,159 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 9/6/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Control by Cheetah Goddess reviews
Sometimes there is such a thing as too much structure and control.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
5 Quirks: Canada by Spazzcat-Katori reviews
5 drabblets about five quirks Canada has: Calendars, puppets, packing tape, fire-starter sticks, and carpets.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Canada - Complete
How Do You Solve A Problem Like Mikey? by Laughter's Tears reviews
A songfic with "How do you solve a problem like Maria?" from the Sound of Music, TMNT style. This is what happens when you watch TMNT with showtunes stuck in your head. Enjoy.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Michelangelo - Complete
The Taco Stand by Connie Nervegas reviews
One shot. Raph ventures into the realm of customer service when he mans Johnny No Thumbs' taco stand.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,077 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Raphael, April O'Neil - Complete
Tease by KiraKira-Kirimi reviews
Poland finds the bedroom a little boring, and decides to spice things up. Light bondage. Lemon. Deanon from Kink Meme.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,541 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Poland, Lithuania
Morning's Revenge by Connie Nervegas reviews
Sort of a songfic collage. Mikey gets revenge through dance.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Michelangelo, Donatello - Complete
Gum by LiteraryCanon reviews
It seemed Italy had found a rare thing, something that was slowly getting on his nerves. Anything to distract him from his work. Even as simple as it was, it worked. GermanyxItaly Drabble.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Under Different Circumstances by Chou ni Natte reviews
Germany to the rescue as usual, with a twist. *GerIta*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,436 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Suitably Blue by Eyes of Glass reviews
In the depths of a New York winter, it's not such a bad thing having an elder brother.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Leonardo - Complete
Confessions of a Nation: Germany by raecat reviews
Ludwig's turn to share 50 secrets that define him historically and personally. What lies under the stoic German mask? Mix of head-canon explanations and historical facts. Notations at the end. Possible Germancest.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,012 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Germany - Complete
Essence of Sandalwood by Hikari Kaitou reviews
Germany comes home to Italy tense, in pain and in a bad mood. Luckily, Italy is there to make it better with a relaxing massage.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,066 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 41 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Two Step by Cheetah Goddess reviews
There was no time or setting required for dancing.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,196 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Brotherly Love by Connie Nervegas reviews
Leo is injured and his brothers are overwhelmed with emotion. Drabblish in nature.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Leonardo, Donatello - Complete
Let's Get Down To Business! by Laughter's Tears reviews
Mikey pulls the ultimate prank on Leo and gets video evidence of it! Not really a songfic, but has a few lines in it.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Leonardo - Complete
I'll Drink to That! by Abarero reviews
It had started when Prussia had challenged him to a drinking contest, with a sizable amount of money as a prize. Prussia/Switzerland.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,770 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Prussia, Switzerland - Complete
Sun and Sand by Hikari Kaitou reviews
Germany's come to terms with the fact that he's hopelessly in love with Italy. He just wishes he could keep it from being quite so obvious to everyone else.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,648 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 48 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Not Forks by Laughter's Tears reviews
April is just moving into the Lair after the Mouser incident. Already her new hosts are wearing on her sanity. Will she be able to get them to stop fighting amongst themselves? Or will she become part of the problem?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/10/2010 - April O'Neil - Complete
Trading Midnight Promises by Hikari Kaitou reviews
As strong as Germany is, even he needs to be held sometimes. And who better to seek comfort from than the cute little Italian who always seems to find a way to sneak into his bed?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,903 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
What Are Allies For? by Hikari Kaitou reviews
Germany hates looking weak in front of other people, particularly the one he loves most. So when he finds himself sick, he tries his best to hide it from Italy. He didn't intend for that to hurt him.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,082 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
That's When You Know by Hikari Kaitou reviews
Germany slowly begins to realize, as he observes his ally in various everyday situations, that his feelings for Italy have evolved over time... Now if only he could identify what exactly they'd become. Written for the kink meme
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,257 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Brother Complex by MeowChan16 reviews
Dysfunctional family AU. Al and Mattie have always been close brothers, but when Matthew gets hurt falling off a motorcycle, more people start giving him attention. Possessive Alfred doesn't like it - not one bit. Matfred with some FrUk. Rating bumped up!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 74,656 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 1/28/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
The Laments of Being a Virgin by Shatterdoll reviews
Germany lets it slips that he's still a virgin and his brother soon followed by France vows to remedy the issue. He hides out with Italy, who comes up with a very interesting solution... Virgin!GermanyxExperienced!Italy, M for awkward first time
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,029 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 53 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
The Epic Saga of Hamato Donatello by Connie Nervegas reviews
Donny finds himself on an epic journey after realizing that the NYPD has evidence of their existence. Rating subject to change in future.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Donatello
Silence is Golden by EntropyMage reviews
Leo's cranky, and Mike has a death wish. Rated for a swear word.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Leonardo, Michelangelo - Complete
A Love Letter for Zelda by Lady-Valiant reviews
Hilarity ensues as Link and Zelda read the most horrendous love letter ever written, and Zelda dares Link to write one of his own.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,393 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Link's Rants by Lady-Valiant reviews
Oh no! Zelda has been captured by Ganondorf! After breaking the fourth wall, Link goes to save her while ranting about his various nuisances as part of the LoZ franchise.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,101 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Link
This Dance by Sunny Day in February reviews
Antonio wants Lovino to be his dancepartner at Austria's ball. Lovino, struggling with his growing feelings of love and affection for everyone's favorite tomato-bastard as always, agrees. Now, there could be worse things, right? Spain/Romano.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 49,394 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 2/27/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Escape Plan by Cynlee reviews
Michelangelo is on his toes, prepared for the future! Be amazed! One-shot.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,358 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Michelangelo - Complete
Ninja Turtle Baby Sitting Service by Connie Nervegas reviews
Another typical day in the life of the TMNT. Don is afraid of babies, Raph is pursued by a loan shark and April may never trust them with any of her personal property, or friends' children, ever again.
Crossover - Ninja Turtles & Golden Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,433 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Donatello - Complete
A Kiss by Cheetah Goddess reviews
One small kiss can spiral, leading to exciting paths. Ludwig/Feliciano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Bad Ideas by PlainSimpleGarak reviews
One-Shot. This was a bad idea. Donatello knew it was a bad idea from the second the words left Raphael's mouth. If he could just make it back to the lair alive he was going to make sure Raph never forgot that.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,039 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Donatello, Michelangelo - Complete
El Niño by MeowChan16 reviews
There's a reason why the winters in America and Canada are warmer during the El Niño. Smutty AmericaxCanada oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,038 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/22/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
The Principal Is Powerless by Red Witch reviews
The Principal of the Skool learns the hard way that when it comes to Zim and Dib, parental help isn't all that it's cracked up to be.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Values Dissonance by Tamer Lorika reviews
Antonio has married Romano for the political stability during the Italian wars, but he knows Romano isn't old enough to have sex yet. So he'll wait. And when he IS old enough... well, Antonio is going to make it a night to remember. For hetalia kink meme.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,439 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 37 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Not Children Anymore by IlluminatedShadow reviews
They were spooning. This was less innocent than the times Alfred would climb into his bed, claiming that he needed to protect Matthew. This didn't feel right. But this was still Alfred.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,461 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 3/10/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
Prussia and the internet by WOKgeotobi reviews
Gilbert has too much time on his hands and spends it talking to everyone MSN.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,030 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Prussia
Confessions of a Nation: America by raecat reviews
Alfred’s turn to share some of his secrets! Mix of head-canon explanations and historical facts. Notations at the end. Mentions of possible N.Amer twincest and FrUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/13/2010 - America - Complete
Quando Parli by Lys de Pluie reviews
If I had told you, you would never have made an effort to learn Spanish ! You were a difficult child.' Romano wanted to open the door right away at that, just to be able to bang it back into the Spaniard's face.' SpeRo, rated for.. well, mature & Romano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,109 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 3/28/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
My Immortal by Kelly Mareher reviews
The prep version of My Immortal, by Tara Gilesbie AKA xxxbloodyrists666xxx. So goffik people, no flaming!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,131 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 8/26/2009 - OC, Draco M.
Confessions of a Nation: Prussia by raecat reviews
Gilbert shares 50 secrets that define him historically and personally, showing us the personality under the awesomeness. Mix of head-canon explanations and historical facts. Warning: bit depressive. Updated 8-15 with new secrets, please re-read!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,089 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Prussia - Complete
Bonds of Brothers by Amicitia Revenant reviews
The Turtles are all tied up. How are they going to get loose?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,471 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Complete
Little Lotte is Fond of Prussia by raecat reviews
Post Berlin Wall/Pre Unification. Gilbert struggles with what might become of him. Help arrives in the unlikeliest of places.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Prussia - Complete
Nine One One by Demi4yah reviews
The guys rescue a girl. They decide to call for an ambulance.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
Masochist by Sixteen clumsy and shy reviews
Gilbert was always a masochist. GERMANCEST
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Scared Silly by StarryFeathers reviews
Sometimes movie night just gets out of hand...ONESHOT
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/28/2010
An Unwanted Link by ChangeofHeart reviews
When one of the Italy brother's haircurl is pulled, BOTH of them feel it. This leads for some remarkably awkward situations. Main focus Spamano, with a secondary Gerita. A response to a request on the KinkMeme!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,197 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 44 - Published: 2/23/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Amber Waves of Grain by mad half hour reviews
America's just returned from a long stay in Mexico, and he's sporting a new look that Canada finds incredibly appealing...and more than a little irresistible. Who would've thought that he wasn't the only one to inherit France's silky french locks? Can/Ame
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,546 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Canada, America - Complete
Unbirthday Surprises by Abarero reviews
Switzerland is trying to celebrate yet another simple, frugal birthday when an odd visitor interrupts. Prussia/Switzerland.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Switzerland, Prussia - Complete
Separated by a Common Language, Indeed by ai-08 reviews
In which America gives England a condom and England is properly mortified. If by mortified you mean extremely interested. Based on the "rubber" comic. UKxUS, and pretty much the rest of the world as well.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,272 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 12/27/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Earthquake by flavumetrubrum reviews
Mikey is woken up one day to find the lair--and all of New York City--torn up by a massive earthquake. He and Leo search desperately for their family as they try to make their way out of the flooding sewers and through the destruction on the surface.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,637 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Michelangelo, Leonardo - Complete
Revelation by Amicitia Revenant reviews
Raphael gets attacked in an alley. A mysterious presence saves his life... and then keeps showing up around the lair. Who *is* that guy?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,439 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
Guns and Violence by Rantzilla reviews
The title is misleading, I swear it's happy! Kinda! My second random Hetalia drabble, only rated T because of the violence. It's really short... So I can't really summarize. Also, slight SwitzxPrussia. Don't judge me.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Switzerland, Prussia - Complete
The Wall by X-Hayze-chan-X reviews
Twenty years ago today, the Berlin Wall fell down. Twenty years ago, two brothers, friends, lovers, were reunited. Second and third chapter is an option to those who want it and want it to be smut. Germancest, of course.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Germany, Prussia
Time is Running Out by Cheetah Goddess reviews
How many times had he rescued the Italian from a situation like this brought upon by his stupidity? And...why did he keep rescuing him, anyways? Germany/North Italy Ludwig/Feliciano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,649 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Red Sauce by Cheetah Goddess reviews
There were just some foods that Lovino couldn't stand... AntonioxLovino SpainxRomano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/5/2009 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Shiny Buttons by sabra jaguar reviews
Mikey takes over the interrogation of a Purple Dragon who knows where his brothers are being held. Can he get him to talk, when Raphael can't?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Michelangelo - Complete
Two Ways About It by VIII of XIII reviews
In which Romano realizes that he does not know the proper way to accept a marriage proposal. Spain/Romano, some America/England and Greece/Japan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,809 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 1,023 - Follows: 105 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Maybe by Cheetah Goddess reviews
A meeting on a cold night brings up a lot of questions between the two...Germany/Italy
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
When It Counts by Kallasilya reviews
It was all just bad timing, really. Michelangelo is forced to explore the limits of his self-control, and surprises everyone but himself with the results.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,720 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Michelangelo, Donatello - Complete
Christening by KivaEmber reviews
AU Oneshot because I am an AU whore. Gilbert was not going to play hide and seek in the garden like a fag. Nope, he and Ludwig were going to christen Peter's bed...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,463 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Battle Scars by Cynlee reviews
Don explains his latest "scar".
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Donatello - Complete
When you give Mikey a Cookie by candelight reviews
Turtle Tot Fiction! Based on the beloved old book-Raph is "babysitting" Mikey today...and makes a very grave error indeed.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Raphael - Complete
Experiment in Irritation by Cynlee reviews
Mike is on a mission. Turtle tot fiction.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Michelangelo - Complete
The lives and poetry of four toddler turtles by candelight reviews
Turtle Tot fiction! The turtles decide to have their own minature poetry slam. With zombies, demented cats, and lemon meringue making the scene, this can only end in fire....
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/27/2009
Sleep, Baby, Sleep by Cheetah Goddess reviews
Germany was used to waking up with Italy in his bed. But this was certainly new. Germany/Italy
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 39 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Raph Country by Mikell reviews
Injured and alone, Raphael's lost in the wilderness of the Upstate woodlands. Will he be able to make his way back home again? And how will he survive the insane family hunting him until he does? COMPLETE
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 63,415 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Raphael, Agent Bishop - Complete
Letters That We Never Meant to Send by Kallasilya reviews
Everybody knew that Leo wrote letters home while he was away on his training; but nobody knew that Raphael was writing letters back – not even Leo. Until now. Post-CGI film .
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,216 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Leonardo, Raphael - Complete
Worst Morning Ever by tFantasyFan reviews
But hey: that was just Raph's opinion, and he was prone to a little exaggeration once in a while. Rocket launchers and out-of-body experiences abound.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,863 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Raphael - Complete
A Mikey Moment by Cynlee reviews
A physician who treats himself has a fool for a doctor. Sorry. Mike learns a few lessons about his own limits is probably a better description without giving away the story.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Michelangelo - Complete
Taken to Extremes by snappleducated reviews
The nations face off in a car race. Romano has road rage, Prussia and Hungary are terrible backseat drivers, China makes some road kill, America refuses to ask for directions, England drives on the wrong side of the road, and Spain admires the scenery.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 40 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Complete
Donatello's Paradise by Mikell reviews
Donatello wakes up strapped down, held prisoner by a cultured man who tells him he's on the brink of "paradise". Where is he being taken? Will the guys find him before Agent Bishop does? And how will he ever get home again? COMPLETE
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 44 - Words: 50,142 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Donatello, Agent Bishop - Complete
In Defense of Beauty by Abarero reviews
America voices his opinion on beauty when France and England start insulting each other's appearances. America/England.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 46 - Published: 4/30/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Family Portrait by Kallasilya reviews
Oneshot, giftfic for Sneefee! In which there is fluff, inane discussion, brotherly moments, more fluff, and a truly terrible movie playing on TV.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,069 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Complete
Discoveries by tFantasyFan reviews
Don and Raph sit down to watch Star Wars while Mikey discovers he has more in common with Leo than he thought. Includes tackling, glomping, learning something new about your brother and vinyl- all in all, a typical night.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,650 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Donatello, Michelangelo - Complete
Terrible Twos by angelofsuspense reviews
Danny gets turned into a 2-year-old and his enemies start attacking thinking he's weak. Over time though they start to wonder: what's worse? The new annoying and hyper Danny Phantom, or the fact that they still can't beat him?
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,687 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 487 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 2/21/2006
Bottoms Up by Cynlee reviews
Donatello finds out that there are some things his brothers won't do for Science. One-shot.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Donatello - Complete
B&E by KivaEmber reviews
AU random oneshot. Gilbert wants to do a B&E. Ludwig is unwillingly taken along for the ride.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,179 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Yeti Hut by Willowfly reviews
A shameless crack fic and gift fic for Nineteenth Souljah based on her Sleng Teng 'verse. Reader beware: unbridled insanity within.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,260 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Leonardo - Complete
Ti amo by M Syndrome reviews
Ludwig would lay awake at night, and wonder . . .why? Ludwig/Feliciano one-shots and drabbles, fluff. Chapter three - 'Flowers'
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/18/2009 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Germany, N. Italy
Busted! by Cynlee reviews
It's hard to sneak into a home full of ninjas, even if you ARE one.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Complete
SHUT UP! by KivaEmber reviews
AU Germancest/Incest. It all started out as a joke. Then things got...weird. Rather crackish PrussiaxGermany GilbertxLudwig
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,047 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Double Vision by Princess Tyler Briefs reviews
Leo likes to think he understands his family, but some things simply don’t make sense, even to him.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,152 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 28 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Donatello, Raphael - Complete
Insomnia 2: The Reprisal by tFantasyFan reviews
Michelangelo's companion to Insomnia, complete with ceiling gremlins and bastardized Irony. Very minimal language.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,454 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Michelangelo, Raphael - Complete
My, How Eventful by tFantasyFan reviews
A portion of the everyday matters of rescuing younger brothers from government facilities. Pardon the not so awesome title, if you will.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Donatello, Michelangelo - Complete
Light On by Krayla Pipher reviews
Oneshot between Leo and Raph. No turtlesest unless you want it to be . Raph comes home late at night beaten up pretty badly and Leo takes care of him. R&R! Rated for Raph's bad mouth.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Leonardo, Raphael - Complete
Experiments of a Brainiac by emrysmile reviews
The incredible experiments and day-to-day scientifical adventures of young Donatello Hamato. Please do not try any of these experiments yourself.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/14/2009 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Donatello
No Mouse for You by caylender reviews
Mikey is tired. All he wants to so is sleep, but Raph seems to have pranked Mikey. One Shot, please review!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Michelangelo, Raphael - Complete
Alas, Alas' cried Legolas by True Colours reviews
“Alas, alas,” cried Legolas:“My quiver, it is missing! I must have lost it when I saw Strider and Arwen kissing!" Updated with Author's Note that I really need read! There will be acknowledgments for those who help me out.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Legolas - Complete
What Happens In Captivity by tFantasyFan reviews
Captivity just got a little more interesting. Dialogue-fic, small amount of language.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,441 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Raphael, Donatello - Complete
Those Damned Chairs by Corkboard reviews
Leave it to America to decide it was Shirtless O Clock...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 49 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
I am Cat by Tauni reviews
Christmas through the eyes of Klunk the cat. Klunk's first person Or Cat hah Point of View. Christmas Special! Oneshot
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,866 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Complete
I Always Wondered by tFantasyFan reviews
Battles, paranoia, deadly whirlpools, ninja-sniffing perverts, a cheese-grating Shredder and a mystery bazooka, all in a single evening. Like we can help where our conversations venture.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
Distracting Rooms by Delia Ra'Nar reviews
Sometimes a room seems like such a mess that what should easily be seen is overlooked. And sometimes a room is far too much like it’s owner.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,127 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Michelangelo, Donatello - Complete
There's No Excuse For This by Serendipity1 reviews
Leo manages to convert the Shredder with his own masculine wiles. Everyone else agrees this is insane. OR IS IT?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,213 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Leonardo, Shredder - Complete
Me Against the World by GothPrincess666 reviews
Me Against the Wrold! Strang things happen at Hogwarts, please red! Named by the song by simple plan, dont leaf a comment if ur a prep! Ratted M, cos some mature things happen. *NOW COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 7,136 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Blood Red Moon by Sanru reviews
He couldn’t move his arm, he felt dizzy and sick to his stomach but he refused to stand down. He knew what was at stake and he would eat his own shell before he let Hun get his hands on his little brother. Dedicated to Deana.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,823 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/17/2008 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Raphael, Donatello - Complete
Intelligence is Not a Constant by Tauni reviews
Prompt: Donatello being stupid// Three short takes from two authors Tauni and Willowfly on how Don might be stupid. Two are pure comedy, and one is nothing but drama and angst. Super short and way fun, sure to give you a giggle and possibly a tear!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Donatello
Grounded by crackernchinkinc reviews
Raph finally finds something interesting on the Discovery Channel, Mikey plots world domination, and Don is pretty sure he's never going to live this down. Now all we need is some Pictionary! Oh god... this could get ugly. A comedy by Willowfly and Tauni.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,195 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Complete
Insomnia by tFantasyFan reviews
Simply put, Leonardo can't sleep. The remedy, it turns out, is fluff.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,433 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Leonardo, Raphael - Complete
Pie through my Eyes by BelloftheSea reviews
Crust – check. Sauce – check. Pepperonis – check. Cheese – check. Twenty minutes at 350 degrees – check. One family dinner – priceless.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Michelangelo - Complete
A Day in the Life of a Turtle by Deana reviews
Collection of snippets on our favorite Ninja Turtles! Snippet 3: 'Protector'. Raphael is fiercely protective of his younger brothers...
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,110 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/13/2008 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Donatello
Things You Never Throw Away by Kay the Cricketed reviews
Ficlet. Sometimes Mikey has nightmares that he's somehow lost his brothers, put them away, like the many toys he's boxed over the years.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Michelangelo - Complete
OCD by flavumetrubrum reviews
The guys are playing cards. A strange conversation takes place.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Complete
Talking about the Weather by Winged Monkey reviews
Drabble. Prompt 79:100. Hmm...storytelling is definitely NOT his strong suit.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Donatello, Michelangelo - Complete
High Stakes by starry-oblivion reviews
Raphael and Michelangelo play poker to square off a debt. Raphael comes away with more than he bargained for.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,601 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
Choices by Winged Monkey reviews
Drabble longer because of intro . Prompt 86:100. With time running out, it's up to Michelangelo to pick just the right one. But can he?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Michelangelo - Complete
The Art of Disappearing by Winged Monkey reviews
Oneshot. Anniversary fic. Master Splinter decides that it's time for the turtles to learn a new skill. Unfortunately, it soon backfires on him and chaos descends upon the lair.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,117 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Splinter - Complete
Sensei Watches Too Many Soaps by emrysmile reviews
An epic battle, good versus evil, light versus dark, Sensei versus complete and utter paranoia!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Splinter - Complete
Heavy Rooms by Delia Ra'Nar reviews
Somtimes the weight a person bears is not obvious, but it can be found by those who look. Oneshot
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,204 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Michelangelo, Donatello - Complete
Roadside Assistance by Demi4yah reviews
One day, I received a not so typical call that I will never forget.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
We Grow Accustomed to the Dark by Winged Monkey reviews
Oneshot. Prompt 71:100. Leonardo decides to share some deep thoughts with Donatello...but maybe these particular thoughts are too deep.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Leonardo, Donatello - Complete
Not Only in Movies by Demi4yah reviews
Who says these kind of things don't work?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
Baseball by Winged Monkey reviews
Oneshot. Prompt 48:100. When watching baseball, sometimes it would be better for your health if you kept your comments to yourself.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Michelangelo - Complete
Belly Buttons by Winged Monkey reviews
Oneshot. Prompt 2:100. Master Splinter notices something very strange on Michelangelo's plastron.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Michelangelo, Splinter - Complete
Urina Azzurrosis by Splinter reviews
How does Donatello manage to become Mike's partner in crime? And what mischief can Don make when he puts his mind to it? Unfortunately, Raph's the target of this caper.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Donatello
Waiting Rooms by Delia Ra'Nar reviews
There are a lot of rooms in the world and they all tell you a little about the one who lives in it. Sometimes the room will even say what the person will not. OneShot
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,091 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Raphael, Leonardo - Complete
Games in the Dark by Demi4yah reviews
There are some video games that you shouldn't play in the dark
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
Empty Rooms by Delia Ra'Nar reviews
Rooms can tell a lot about a person, whether or not they are occupied. Oneshot
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,124 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Raphael, Leonardo - Complete
Fukushuu by Cynlee reviews
Turtle tots. Sometimes a brother can be helpful, and sometimes he can't.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Complete
That's why Trix are for Kids by Winged Monkey reviews
The Trix rabbit longs for a bowl, a spoon, a taste. When he finally has an opportunity, what will the consequences be if he attains his prize? Both humor and tragedy, but isn't that the way of the rabbit's life? -Might be expanded at a later date-
TV Commercials - Rated: K - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Complete
Nomi Nakama by Cynlee reviews
Raphael celebrates his important birthday in a "grownup" way with dear old Dad.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,318 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Raphael, Splinter - Complete
A Talk, No A lecture by The Waiting Ninja reviews
Mikey just made the announcement and Leo was on him before he could see the rest of the families reactions.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Michelangelo, Leonardo - Complete
Of Heroes and Idols by flavumetrubrum reviews
Mikey dwells on the difference between a hero and an idol.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Michelangelo - Complete
Bragging Rights by Cynlee reviews
Jun is going to prove he is the best Foot, even if it KILLS him. He will bring back the head of Donatello and show them all! Donatello and an OC who is not in love with him. Please reread the first sentence of this summary!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,574 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/12/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Donatello - Complete
Kansas by MidnightHeir reviews
Sometimes what you want isn’t always what you need. Raphael one shot
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Raphael - Complete
Fearful Normalcy by Jaganashi reviews
No good deed goes unpunished; Raphael is forced to share company with your average member of the human population. Rated for language.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,833 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Raphael - Complete
You Can Observe a Lot by Cynlee reviews
Leo assumes, and we all know what happens when you "assume".
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Leonardo, Michelangelo - Complete
Bend and Stretch by Reinbeauchaser reviews
Michelangelo has a question - and a mission! Influenced by a discussion last year 2007 on Stealthy Stories. Mike and Don centric. One-Shot
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,067 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Michelangelo, Donatello - Complete
A Mary Sue Moment by Cynlee reviews
April tells her version of that fateful battle. A TMNT movie story. Rated T for a bit of language.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/2/2008 - April O'Neil, Michelangelo - Complete
Shakespeare or Bacon? by Cynlee reviews
Mike waxing poetic more or less-- Very Brief one-shot!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Michelangelo - Complete
The Price of Pepperoni by jaxink reviews
When Donnie develops an interesting idea for an experiment, Mikey becomes his fortunate test subject. Or is that unfortunate? Craziness is guaranteed. First place for BEST COMEDY in the 2005 TMNT Fanfic Competition. (indefinite hiatus)
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 37,971 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/6/2008 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Donatello, Michelangelo - Complete
Seven Days Until Christmas by Kay the Cricketed reviews
Ficlet Seven days until Christmas, Leo starts getting things in order as per routine. The holidays brings out the best, and the busiest, in all of us.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,608 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Leonardo - Complete
An Unanswered Question by artykidd reviews
I always felt like there should have been a bit more of a resolution between Raphael and Leonardo after their confrontation in the last movie. Just a oneshot on how I think it might go. Oneshot
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,839 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Raphael, Leonardo - Complete
The Secret Language of Raph by nightwalker3 reviews
Raph loves his brothers, even when they're being total morons.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,692 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Raphael - Complete
The Gift of the Magiangelo by Cynlee reviews
Sacrifice is sometimes needed when one wants to do something special.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,606 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/23/2007 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Michelangelo, Splinter - Complete
Air Hockey by Dart Black reviews
Donatello has just finished building an air hockey table. Leonardo and Raphael are testing it out Michelangelo and Donatello bet on the outcome...Short
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Complete
In Their Sleep by Goblin Cat KC reviews
Drabble. Confessing secrets in the night. variation on my other story, To Forget Dreams, no pairing, or OT4 for the so inclined
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Leonardo, Raphael - Complete
Writer's Block by Winged Monkey reviews
Oneshot. Donnie just wants to put his ideas down on paper, but sometimes that is easier said than done.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Donatello - Complete
Failures in Romance by Serendipity1 reviews
Sometimes, love conquers all and it is beautiful. Sometimes, people have blindingly horrific failures in attempting to woo Ninja Turtles. Guess which scenario this story is about. Warning for sexual references and rampant insanity.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,146 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/15/2007 - Complete
Trick or Treat? by Cynlee reviews
That time of the year again!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,431 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Michelangelo - Complete
Naked Man Prowls Sewers! by sunbune reviews
Raph hates wearing clothes, but believes that for certain species, clothing should NOT be optional. Rated T for an impolite word, the consumption of intoxicating beverages, and indecent exposure. Contains a little K rated Don x April just because.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,069 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Raphael, Donatello - Complete
I Am Leonardo by Donny's Boy reviews
The Foot surround us, and my brother lies unconscious at my feet. There is no room for failure. Reaching down, I pick up the katana. I am Leonardo.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,866 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 41 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Michelangelo, Leonardo - Complete
A Fear of Snakes by basialynn reviews
Leonardo's family insists he harbors a secret fear of snakes.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,243 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 10/8/2007 - Published: 10/20/2005 - Leonardo
Anger by Winged Monkey reviews
Oneshot. Sequel to Honor. Raphael's POV. Rated T for gore and implied swearing.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Raphael - Complete
The Answer Dude by Cynlee reviews
When in doubt, go to Donatello. Maybe.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,193 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Complete
The Telephone Call by Winged Monkey reviews
A random oneshot. What happens when there's a problem with part of the sewer? Just don't let Mikey call!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Michelangelo, Raphael - Complete
Support Boundaries by Winnychan reviews
Always put the customer on hold. Right off the bat. Takes some of the fight out of them, you know? Shows 'em who's boss! A 2007 CGI Movieverse oneshot from Leonardo's POV exploring the theme of 'support'. Heavy on character study and brotherly interaction
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,004 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Leonardo, Donatello - Complete
A Series of Unfortunate Events by Serendipity1 reviews
What will be a collection of humorous tales, much like Aesop's fables. Only funny, and with no morals. Now up: Karmic backlash hits as Leo gets payback.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,328 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/31/2007 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Complete
Beast Boy's Grown Up Maybe by Gwen Gamgee reviews
Something's up with Raven, and only Beast Boy has an incling as to how bad it is. What will happen when he try's to help Raven? BBxRae
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,317 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/17/2007 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Beast Boy, Raven
Blood Brothers by moogsthewriter reviews
.:We will always be brothers. Always.: Oneshot. Just some slightly angsty fluff... please R&R!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,234 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Complete
Worst TMNT FanFic Ever by KriStALKaLEi reviews
A parody of TMNT Fanfiction. Includes bad grammar, misspelled words, missing words, OC's, OOC, MPREG, Turtlecest, AU, character death, angst, romance, humor, and an overall bad plot XD Rated T for sexual & drug insinuation and bad word usage.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Complete
Primeal Scream by Cynlee reviews
Don's not the ONLY smart turtle... one small bad word in it, btw.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Donatello, Michelangelo - Complete
To The Rescue by Tori Angeli reviews
Raphael has a WONDERFUL time, Leonardo is sure this will strike him as funny tomorrow, and Donatello attempts to beat Michelangelo at his own game. Rated for a a bit of language and violence.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,612 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 57 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Complete
Great Experiments with Donatello by Cynlee reviews
The lessons one learns using the scientific process.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Donatello - Complete
Misadventures by Serendipity1 reviews
Misadventures in Maliciously Misattributed Medication' On a routine training mission, Leonardo finds himself on the wrong end of yet another dart, and hijinks ensue. Also, Raphael is a jerk. Bad feng shui and spices enclosed. Concrit well received.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,645 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Leonardo, Raphael - Complete
The Virtues of Knocking by calliopechild reviews
Raph is treated to an evening of learning. Oneshot.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,872 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Complete
Bump in the Night by AkoyaMizuno reviews
[Oneshot] There is something entirely inhuman about the hours between three and five o’clock in the morning. It is a time better left to ghosts, goblins and things that go bump in the night.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Sam M., Danny F. - Complete
A Ninja's Tale by Elite Foot Ninja Tim reviews
We are hated and reviled thanks to enemy propaganda. But we are people behind our masks. What is a day in the life of an honourable Foot Soldier really like?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Complete
The Right Left Foot by Splinter reviews
Mikey's first experience with kata doesn't go so well for him.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Complete
Agony of Defeat by Cynlee reviews
Raph hates to lose in ALL things. Very brief oneshot, rated T for one bit of language!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 29 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Complete
Schroedinger's Anniversary by Bluemoonalto reviews
On the tenth anniversary of the day the Nasty Burger didn't explode, Danny tries to drag himself out of a black mood.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,783 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
A Lesson in Humility by The Burninator Named Trogdor reviews
Another oneshot. My first attempt to be lighthearted. Raph, Mikey, Don, and Leo catch up on events that happened in the Battle Nexus.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,959 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/23/2006 - Complete
The Mad Joker of The Lair by Splinter reviews
What is Mike up to this time?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/22/2006
Big Brother is Watching by Cynlee reviews
Chibi Leo begins his career as the ani, much to Splinter's surprise a very short oneshot.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Complete
Phantom's Sketchbook by AkoyaMizuno reviews
Mr. Lancer finds himself in an unparalleled situation, he has access to something which can give him incredable insight into the personal workings of Amity Park's local ghost teen hero, Danny Phantom. COMPLETE!
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,818 - Reviews: 1238 - Favs: 3,941 - Follows: 914 - Updated: 10/6/2006 - Published: 5/20/2006 - Danny F., Lancer - Complete
Fuzzy Logic by Epona Harper reviews
Sequel to Playground Philosophy. Maddie and Jack have their little discussion. Do you think it goes smoothly? Remember, this is JACK FENTON we're talking about.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,487 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 75 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Complete
Making The Grade by Splinter reviews
A Splinter and Donnie story. How can young Donatello make Splinter understand that he knows just about everything? It's gonna take awhile.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Complete
Playground Philosophy by Epona Harper reviews
Maddie finds more than she barganed for when she takes off on a solo hunt for the ghost boy.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,841 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 1,104 - Follows: 173 - Published: 8/19/2006 - Complete
Say What? by Aaron Smiley reviews
A couple of things you never thought you'd hear come out of the Green Guys' mouths. Don't worry. It's all clean.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,881 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/17/2006 - Published: 9/18/2005
Science Report: Humans! by Splinter reviews
It's Leonardo's turn to hand in his assignment. Mike and Raph probably will wish he hadn't. Cynlee and Splinter joint venture
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Complete
Science Report: Everything! by Cynlee reviews
Don demonstrates his knowledge of everything except the assigned topic. A SplinterCynlee joint project.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Complete
Science Report: Rats! by Splinter reviews
It's Mike's turn to hand in his science report. But his is about the way coolest animal on the plant. A Cynlee and Splinter joint venture
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Complete
Science Report BUGS! by Cynlee reviews
A science report on Raph's least favorite thing next to his brother Mikey. A joint project by Cynlee and Splinter.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Complete
Misconceptions by Cynlee reviews
It all starts with a simple question of Where do Babies come from?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,922 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/16/2006 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Complete
Deathday Revelations by Angel Baby1 reviews
Just shy of his second year, Danny learns of a custom meant to honor the day each ghost first entered the next world. Now the great Danny Phantom must face a throng of well meaning ghosts and somehow survive their gifts with his secret and sanity intact
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,755 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 2,590 - Follows: 438 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Danny F. - Complete
Pomp and Circumstance by Cynlee reviews
Donatello makes his family proud. One shot in honor of the time of year.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,568 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Complete
Outside Looking in by Ellen Brand reviews
Casper High's new psychiatrist has some interesting interviews ahead of him.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,634 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 1,560 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 6/26/2006 - Published: 7/27/2005 - Complete
Bargain by Cynlee reviews
Sometimes Leo can drive a hard bargain. One shot.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Complete
Copyturtle by Cynlee reviews
One of those annoying brother moments. Very short oneshot.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/1/2006 - Complete
Like Father, Like Son by Cynlee reviews
The beginnings of Ninja training. Really.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,119 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/28/2006 - Published: 5/11/2006 - Complete
Problem Solving 101 by Cynlee reviews
Sevenyearold Donnie sets out to prove that he would, too, know Adventure if it bit him on the ass!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,375 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/30/2006 - Published: 4/14/2006 - Complete
Hold on by Gemdrive reviews
Mike tries to help his brother when he's injured, can they hold on long enough for their other brothers to arrive and help? Oneshot. POSSIBLE character death. LeoMike centric.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,744 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/19/2006 - Complete
Writing Assignment by Cynlee reviews
Just what the title says. Four little turtles have a writing assignment.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Complete
A Wee Tale by Cynlee reviews
Hmmm... well, it's another story about firsts, only the Turtles would rather not hear this one.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,843 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/26/2006 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Complete
Coauthored by Mickis reviews
Mikey finds a selfbased novel on Don’s computer and decides to complete it himself. Unfortunately, so does everyone else in the household when they get their busy hands on the unsupervised Word document.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,397 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/18/2006
Pet Peeves by Cynlee reviews
Eight year old Mikey brings home yet another pet, and asks that age old question of Can I keep him?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/12/2006 - Complete
Missing You by jaxink reviews
Mikey is suffering through a tiny bout of depression after the loss of something dear to him. -oneshot-
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/7/2006 - Leonardo, Michelangelo - Complete
SplishSplash by Cynlee reviews
Another turtle tots first. Splinter and toddlers and a first real bath! Woohoo!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,596 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/25/2006 - Complete
Moving by Cynlee reviews
My take on Splinter's finding a new home for his growing boys to live in. Dedicated to anyone who has ever had to move with children.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,325 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2006 - Complete
Walking by Cynlee reviews
Sometimes we resort to bribes to achieve what we want. Splinter is no exception, it seems. ONESHOT!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,836 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/9/2006 - Complete
Santatello by Cynlee reviews
Six year old Donatello helps Michelangelo with a special Christmas project and years later, Mikey returns the favor.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,091 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/18/2005 - Published: 11/26/2005 - Complete
The Right of It by The Wicked Wench of the West reviews
They stared at him, and suddenly, through the gaps in their arms, he spotted the camera. Danny choked, and found that he couldn't breathe.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,704 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 964 - Follows: 166 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Danny F. - Complete
Happy Thanksgiving! by Aaron Smiley reviews
Parody of the Twelve Days of Christmas, TMNT Thanksgiving style.Warning: Complete and ununderstandable randomness....yup....HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Published: 11/21/2005 - Complete
The Greatest Gifts by Isis-Lament reviews
NOW COMPLETE! When you are a mutant ninja, isolated from society, you do not partake in frivolous celebrations on your birthday. You must continue with your nightly patrol, though laden with angst, reflection, and dangerous battles of the body and mind.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 50,852 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/11/2005 - Published: 5/12/2005 - Complete
Helpless by Mickis reviews
Donatello and Raphael learn a bitter lesson on the streets of New York. One shot.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,706 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/21/2005 - Donatello, Raphael - Complete
Mikey Power! by Cynlee reviews
No one wants to play Super Mikey with Mikey! Poor Mikey! One shot Turtle Tots story! My first attempt! Be kind!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,771 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/24/2005 - Complete
Runaway by Cynlee reviews
Sometimes parents just don't understand, and Splinter is no different. Splinter still sees his children as children. The runaway in the title, however, is not one of the guys...
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,887 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/11/2005 - Published: 8/10/2005
Leader of the Pack by Cynlee reviews
Leo's brothers get a taste of what Splinter considers leadership. Not for the faint of heart okay, that part is not true, but it sounds exciting, huh?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,114 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/6/2005 - Published: 8/4/2005
Trekkies and Warries? by Aaron Smiley reviews
The guys puzzle over Star Trek and Star Wars. One shot.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2005 - Complete
Father's Day by Cynlee reviews
Father's Day for Splinter and I warn you, you will have to suspend belief just a tad...I've also attempted to write this from Splinter's POV in four very short parts. TMNT are owned by Mirage and Mirage only! Father's Day in general is owned by us kids.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2005
Danny Shadow by Ellen Brand reviews
Danny's beside himself... literally! And not all of what's come out of his head is friendly...
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,491 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 64 - Published: 7/31/2005 - Complete
Lost and Found by Cynlee reviews
Everyone has a discovery story, and this is mine. A woman who is looking for something finds it in the form of a lost, 7 year old turtle...some language. TMNT are owned by Mirage Pub. Audrey Franklin and anyone she kills or maims are owned by me.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,367 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/30/2005
Afterlife Inc by Mickis reviews
A silly fic consisting of only two chapters. Basically, it’s a humorous take on the afterlife, with a twist to suit our favorite bunch of mutant turtles. Oh, and BTW, this story suffers from a bad case of madness.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,223 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/28/2005 - Published: 7/24/2005 - Complete
Nor Iron Bars by Ellen Brand reviews
Short little musing after Public Enemies
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/27/2005 - Complete
One Rainy Afternoon by jaxink reviews
Think you could tell an endless story? -oneshot-
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Complete
Don't Play With Your Food by jaxink reviews
On a lazy Saturday afternoon, Leo observes his brother's interesting eating habits. First place for BEST MICHELANGELO SCENE in the 2005 TMNT Fanfic Competition -oneshot-
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/3/2005 - Leonardo, Michelangelo - Complete
Behind the Scars by Mickis reviews
The guys end up discussing their war wounds and how they got them. One shot
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,950 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/1/2005 - Complete
Lights Out by jaxink reviews
After avoiding punishment, Splinter sends the four young turtles to bed and observes them as they sleep. -oneshot-
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/9/2005 - Splinter - Complete
Snow Day! by jaxink reviews
Mikey forgets one tiny detail. -oneshot-
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2005 - Michelangelo, Splinter - Complete
Deputy Housekeepers by Mickis reviews
After taking April’s advice, Splinter puts together a list of chores for his sloppy sons. Only when running the underground household by themselves will the turtles truly learn what it means to master your environment.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 45,533 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/1/2005 - Published: 10/17/2004 - Complete
Compassion by jaxink reviews
Splinter decides to teach his four young sons a lesson in compassion. Nominated for Best Sad Ending and Best Supporting Character in the 2004 TMNT Fanfic Awards -oneshot-
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/12/2004 - Complete
It Can't Be by jaxink reviews
Mike and Don jump to a few conclusions, a little too quickly. Nominated for Most Embarrassing Scene in the 2004 TMNT fanfic Awards -oneshot-
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/7/2004 - Donatello, Michelangelo - Complete
Consciousness by Ranngl reviews
Sometimes it takes a lot to understand a brother.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,275 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/20/2004
Lessons Learned by Splinter reviews
Young Mike realizes just why his ninjutsu training is so important to his very...survival.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/21/2004
You Might Be A Ninja by Splinter reviews
The guys think about what it means to be ninja and Splinter learns to never leave his sons in the same room to punish them. Some mild swearing and alot of innuendo
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/7/2004
The Things Your Parents Never Knew by Splinter reviews
A Donnie and Raph fic. Told from Don's POVgasp! Young Raph convinces Don to prove his mechanical genius.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/3/2004
Leonardo's Swords by meganechan720 reviews
Where did Leo get his swords? I mean, those are pretty high quality blades. I doubt Splinter just found them somewhere. All is explained herein. OLD
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,866 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/13/2003 - Splinter - Complete
Late Night Conversation by Splinter reviews
This was a challenge of sorts. Young Mikey finds a magazine in the sewers that has him all confused.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/27/2003
A Child's Potential by Splinter reviews
Just another young turtle's story. Kinda short, kinda pointless. But I promised myself I'd write about Donny one day
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/7/2002
If You Can't Take the Heat... by Splinter reviews
Just a short, pointless, fic that tumbled into my brain thanks to my 4 year old son's attempt at cooking me breakfast in bed. Anyways..the four eight year old turtles try to do something nice for Splinter
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,862 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/12/2002
What Have I Learned? by Splinter reviews
The prequel to my fic "Prisoner" Please read "Prisoner" first as this story will give away the ending
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/19/2002
Lifelines by Splinter reviews
Who wants family around when you're injured...Raphael sure doesn't.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,924 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/18/2002 - Published: 2/18/2002
Prisoner by Splinter reviews
A really short story that plagued me for so long I had to write it
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/25/2001
Three Rules of Concentration by Splinter reviews
Companion to "The Taskmaster." Just something I thought of while watching a children's class at my dojo.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/6/2001
The Taskmaster by Splinter reviews
I wrote this purely for fun. Set in the turtles' early years.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 358 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/18/2000
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Movie Nights reviews
Aaah, Saturdays. Pizza, movies, and maybe a little pain if Michelangelo is involved...
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/22/2016 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo
Consider It Poked reviews
Raph gets a song stuck in his head, and he can't get it out. Will he ever live it down?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Raphael - Complete
Coffee Running reviews
An early morning coffee run gets a solid dose of Turtle Luck. Mortal peril and antics ensue.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,867 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/9/2010 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Donatello, Raphael
Claws of the Full Moon reviews
What happens when Remus downs a can of Coke? The results are more deadly than you'd imagine.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 10/17/2010 - James P., Remus L.
When Nights Go Bad reviews
12 years in the most terrifying place in the entire wizarding world is sure to leave survivors with nightmares.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Sirius B.
Just a Scratch reviews
SHORT oneshot featuring Raph angsting and Don being awesome.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,689 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Raphael, Donatello - Complete