Well hello there! What's up I hear you say, well I shall tell you my fellow internet users because I'm just that type of person.

I'm a very normal person all of the time, apart from a small tiny minority in which I am not. Some might say the small minority was not that small, others might say it was not a minority. They can shut up because they are just as crazy as I am and nobody has any idea what they consider normal.

At the moment in this fine internet institution I am just perusing other people's works of fiction, because mine are not fit to be used as a sanitary device in a rainforest where I expect sanitary devices might be hard to come by. But never say never, one day I may post my own ficlet which may be a small tadpole in this fish pond of literary... stuff.

Until that moment I bid you au revoir (see the bi-lingualness) and hope that one day when we bump into each other (not literally... this is the internet) you shall smile and say look there is the bi-lingual writer of useless sanitary devices who is mad for a small minority of time and will also tell you exactly what is up when you ask because she is just that type of person.