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i am in love with the show invader zim(mostly gir!!)an i am also into vocaloid and other japaneese anime! my friend invaderscene411(in case u know her!!!) i wrote the story on hers called zim in the attic!!!

it was when i didnt have fan fictions so i gave the story to her to share with ppl!! were friends in real life ( me and invader scene) so it kinda makes sense

p.s: i like elephants!!! and purple moose!!!!!! JELLY!!!!

also the music i like i wil list a few bands below

linkin park

3oh!3

never shout never (its a band not jbs song!!!)

sick puppies

i also like vocaloid songs

three days grace

flyleaf

paramore

and thats most of em!!

You know you watch too much Invader Zim when:

1. You have a sudden craving to squeeze a rubber piggy.

2. You don't listen to politicans speeches anymore... you vote for the tallest one.

3. Martians existed. And you know exactly what happened to them.

4. You pass out meat on Valentine's day instead of candy.

5. You talk in third person.

6. You block up your chimeny on Christmas beacuse you fear Santa's 'jolly boots of doom'.

7. The most terrifing image you can come up with is a moose eating walnuts.

8. You check your soap for bacon... just in case.

9. When you get a zit, you name it Pustulio and insist that he has hyptnotic powers.(LISTEN TO PUSTULIO HE IS YOUR MASTER)

10. When a dog follows you, you're frightened that you're turning into bolonga.

11. Chihuahuas are frightening creatures...

12. Tuna is worth NOTHING anymore.

13. Waffles are the best food in the world. Period.

14. Being 'normal' is important beyond all else.

15. You've begun to wonder if your teacher can survive in the sun or not.

16. You've suspected that the nearby hot dog stand is controlled by aliens.

17. You wear a trench coat everywhere.

18. You don't eat proper meals anymore; only snacks.

19. You've tried to convert your basement into a secret base.

20. When someone calls you stupid, you respond with 'I'm not stupid. I'm ADVANCED'!

Copy and paste that into your profile if you laughed.

I'm sick of team Edward and team Jacob...I'M TEAM ZIM!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile, and add your name! InvaderZimInsanity, invaderscene411, disuke-angel

-Pick the month you were born in-

January ~ I killed

February ~ I smelled

March ~ I ran naked with

April ~ I jumped

May ~ I ate

June ~ I shot

July ~ I danced with

August ~ I loved

September ~ I kissed

October ~ I robbed

November ~ I slapped

December ~ I stabbed

-Pick the day you were born on-

1 ~ A banana

2 ~ A homeless guy

3 ~ A house

4 ~ A mop

5 ~ Barney the dinosaur

6 ~ A sock

7 ~ A stripper

8 ~ My lover

9 ~ My teacher

10 ~ An iPod

11 ~ A movie star

12 ~ A phone

13 ~ An angel

14 ~ A drunk guy

15 ~ A crack head

16 ~ A pillow

17 ~ A cat

18 ~ A teletubby

19 ~ A hobo

20 ~ Paris Hilton

21 ~ A dog

22 ~ A bird

23 ~ Elmo

24 ~ A rock star

25 ~ My toothbrush

26 ~ A glass of milk

27 ~ The kool-aid man

28 ~ A French fry

29 ~ A lesbian

30 ~ An emo

31 ~ A snowman

-Pick the color of the shirt you wearing-

White ~ Because a hobo stole my taco.

Black ~ Because the voices told me to.

Pink ~ Because I wanted to.

Red ~ Because I’m bringing sexy back!

Brown ~ because I’m on crack.

Polka dots ~ Because insanity is fun!

Purple ~ cuz I’m gangsta my home skillett and biscutz.

Gray ~ because I’m cool like dat

Green ~ Because big bird told me to.

Orange ~ Because I know kung-fu.

Maroon ~ because I’m a good girl.

Turquoise ~ Because I was chasing the leprechaun.

Blue ~ Because that’s how I roll!

Tye dye ~ because I’m a freaking scuba diver you got a problem with that? Didn’t think so!

Yellow ~ Because the hippies kidnapped me in the middle of the night.

None ~ Because The aliens did experiments on me.

-Now read it all together and laugh at yourself! Repost this as what you are...

P.S I got: i danced with paris hilton because i wanted to. weird right!!!

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile and put your name on the list!asomepets, vocagirl, bak602, TheAwesomenessThatIsMe1222, YourMooseyFate6, InvaderZimInsanity, invaderscene411,disuke-angel

You say Martians. We say Irkens.

You say Bill Nye. We say Professor Membrane.

You say backpack. We say PAK.

You say uprising. We say RESISTY!

You say stupid. We say 'advanced'.

You say idiot. We say pathetic, filthy human pig-smelly!

You say ugly. We say big head.

You say 'The Song that Never Ends'. We say "The Doom Song".

You say robot. We say GIR.

You say "That's not true!" We say "LIIIIIIEEEES!!!"

You say aliens. We say "ZIM IS AN ALIEN! WHY DO I EVEN HAVE TO TRY AND PROVE IT THIS MUCH?!? JUST LOOK AT HIM!"

You say "I'm popular". We say "I'M NORMAL!!!!!"

You say chihuahua. We say "MADNESS!!!!"

You say we're weird. We say we're Invader Zim fans.

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was chocolate too)

2. Meet the recruitment bunny!

3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!

4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me: MWAHAHAHAHA!

5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys! Isn't that just the awesomest?!

6. Underlings. Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself

7. Money: Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys? Strange huh...

8. WORLD DOMINATION!

9. You can curse, talk about how amazing death is, and talk about blood, and not get sent to a counsaler or an Asylem!

FRIENDS: Never ask for drinks BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and are the reason why you have no food

FRIENDS: Call you parents by Mr. Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandma BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying" DAMN, we screwed up"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you're not upset anymore

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days than gives it back BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff. But thats OK, you never returned the T-shirt you borrowed from them either

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if thats what the crowd is doing BEST FRIENDS: Will tell the crowd off that left you and tell you that you're to good for them anyways

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door BEST FRIENDS: Will walk right in and say" I'M HOME!"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college (a.k.a: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one holding your hair as you throw up in the toilet . After this, you won't get drunk again. Tough love, baby

FRIENDS: Lie to you to make you feel better BEST FRIENDS: Tell you the strait out truth

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

Invader Zim Questionare: 20 Q's (Paste this into your profile if you are an IZ Fan)

1. If you could hang out anywhere, where would it be?

Zim's lab. cause we would be close friends and he is going to need help destroying dib!!!

2. Which IZ Character Would You Date?

Zim

3. Which IZ Character Is Your Best Friend?

Gir!

4. Which IZ Character Do You Hate?

Two. One, Tak. Because, again, she's a psychotic BITCH! Two, Keef. He's creepy and stalker-ish!

5. Your Favorite IZ Episode?

If I had to choose, it would be "Room With A Moose".

6. Your Favorite IZ Character?

Gir, Dib, Gaz, Zim

7. Favorite Almighty Tallest?

Purple!

8. Zim walks up to you, what do you do?

Depends. If he says and/or does something to piss me off, then I'll spray him with a Coke.

9. You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you?

Gir!!!

10. You accidently got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you?

Zim, because he's the dumbass that got us here in the first place!!!

11. Zim asked you to help him repopulate Irk...what is your answer to this disturbing question?

hell ya!!! lolz!

12. Favorite IZ Pairing?

zim and Gaz

13. You and the Tallests are on the Massive...?? (I don't know where this question was going!)

I ..."borrow" some snacks,

14. If you could spend your Friday Nights doing something, what would it be?

hanging out with Zim and making amazing plans to destroy dib

15. Favorite IZ Quote?

"It's not stupid, it's advanced!"

16. Favorite Zim Moment?

When he flipped out after Dib threw a muffin at him.

17. Favorite Dib Moment?

When he ran through the security gate at the NASA building and he was talking very fast.

18. Favorite Tallest Moment?

Two. When they were making fun of Zim's plan in "Battle Of The Planets Of Doom", and when Purple said "Call them, and tell them we're gonna blow 'em up!" in "Backseat Drivers From Beyond The Stars".

19. Favorite GIR Moment?

when Gir and Dib were dancing in front of the tallest

20. Favorite Random Moment?

When the little alien kid from "The Frycook What Came From All That Space" said, "Look, Mama! He's gunna SPLODE!"

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. say you like pie, but eat low-fat cake instead

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile.

Things to do on an Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

if you are planning to do all or one of these things then copy and paste it!

15 Things to do when you're in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

HOW CRAZEE??

Crazy is when you have a voice in your head that you named Pedro, even though he clearly isn't spanish and you just do that to annoy him.

Crazy is when you're so obsessed with eating your Jell-o (and you forgot to put a spoon in your lunch box) that you try drinking your Jell-o through a straw and using straw chopsticks because straws were the only untensil-type thing available.

Crazy is when you start dancing in Walmart to its cheesy music.

Crazy is when u laugh uncontrolable at your own jokes.

Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser.

Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on.

Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself.

Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do.

Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny.

Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!".

Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence.

Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it.

Crazy is when your are going through this as a checklist.

Crazy is when you quote Charlie the Unicorn at random momments.

Crazy is when you eat twenty pixie sticks in one day.

Crazy is when your crazy.

Crazy is when start talking nonsense everyday during gym.

Crazy is when you convince your friends your 'high' because you can't stop laughing even when nothing is funny. And then all of you convince the nearest adult that you're having a breakdown.

Crazy is when you trip up the stairs, and laugh all the way back down them.

Crazy is when it is last day of school you scream and run around in circles.

Crazy is when you get drunk on air and laugh during the saddest part of the move.

Crazy is when you can call yourself something else, and completely become that person, forgetting your reason for hating the world,

Crazy is when you laugh at nothing during school and laugh when everyone looks at you like your insane.

Crazy is when you trip over nothing at all, fall, and say "I see the ground...it's pretty".

Crazy is when you go on an elavator and scream all the way down.

If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

SERIOUSLY! COPY AND PASTE THIS!! PASTE IT I SAY!!


Sweetness

This is really sweet...

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying. When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever. When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered. When a girl says "I love you." she means it. When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that. Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person. Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him. The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats. The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him. The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.". If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life. If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you. Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you. Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere. So get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.


I like pie. :)

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. [I'm pretty sure I didnt...]

If you are obsessed with reciting Gir quotes all the time copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name to the list:INVADER GRIM, bak602, TheAwesomenessThatIsMe1222, TaraLovesMewMew, YourMooseyFate6.disuke-angel

If you want Invader Zim to come back, copy and paste this into your profile and sign your name: RulerofFire, MyWhiteLady, Invader Nyx, Serentochan, Zim'sMostLoyalServant, Sara Zoe Tigris, Guy Person, Invader Catara,INVADER GRIM, bak602, TheAwesomenessThatIsMe1222, TaraLovesMewMew, YourMooseyFate6.disuke-angel

If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.

You laugh because I'm different, I laugh because some guy slipped on a banana peel and fell on his ass. Even got a spork or two embedded in there.

If the Earth was Conquered by something, i rather be conquered by zim. copy and paste this into your profile if you agree.

Justin Bieber falls off a building. 90% of the girls are crying. 9% are watching while eating popcorn. 1% are pushing Justin off the building. If you are part of that 9 or 1%, copy and paste this into your profile. (I CALL THE 1%!)

If Fanfiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this to your profile.

If you have a severe case of OOIZD (Overly Obsessive Invader Zim Disorder) copy & paste this onto your profile.

If you have a million and one notebooks, and still need more for your imagination or creativity, copy this into your profile.

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. (So true...)

If you have a fanfiction.net account, copy and paste this onto your profile.

I'm sick of team Edward and team Jacob...I'M TEAM GIR!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile, and add your name! Micah The Homicidal Maniac, Invader Kat 27, TheAwesomenessThatIsMe1222, YourMooseyFate6.

If you say IZ pairings like they appear instead of saying the letters (Saying "ZAGR" as "Zagger" or "GAMR" as "Gammer") copy & paste this onto your profile.

If you get obsessed over things, then look back and realize how stupid some of them were, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile!

If you think Twilight sucks ass-hard, copy and paste to spread the word!

Ninety-Five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are part of the five percent who aren’t, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmuisc, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minamoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy the Mary-Sue Slayer, Harry’s Girl 01031992, WanderingTeen, Erik’s Muse, comix-freak, the epitome of randomness, Yessie55, Zim’sMostLoyalServant, XxFuTuRe-EaRtH-RuLeRxX, Lord Dread Raven, Invader Kat 27, TheAwesomenessThatIsMe1222, YouMooseyFate6.disuke-angel,

Jhonen Vasquez for president! Copy and paste if you'd vote for him! (He'd do a WAY better job than Obama.)

If you're insane and dang proud of it, copy this into your profile.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

It's not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept

I'm not cynical, I just see things the way they are.

I respect your opinion, I just think it's stupid.

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.

The trouble with life, is there's no background music.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

I think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken rabbit the Trix.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile!

Chuck Norris is watching your every movement right now... this moment... PINEAPPLE (OH GAWD, OH GAWD, IMMA SO SCARED! DX


Sticks and stones may break my bones, but my foot up your ass sure hurts.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. When life gives you Justin Beiber, you throw it back and say, "HEY! WHERE'S MY DAMN LEMONS?"

This is my life story...

-Get up early

- Act all grumpy and stuff considering the fact that you just woke up without warning

-Stop moping around and eventually get ready for school

-Get to school

-Walk to class cuz the bell prolly rang already

-Go to 1st period and be all like "Hey teacher... can we all take naps instead of learn????"

- Around 3rd period be all like "Hey! I'm all happy and shit now! WOOT!"

-Until extended day (Basiclly meaning staying after school cuz ur parents cant get u round 3:30), draw and write and stuff.

- At extended day, talk to everyone and laugh along till you leave.

-Parants get u and again ur like "Ugh... I'm tired..."

-Get home, not wanting to study r anything, but eventually get off ur lazy butt and do it anyway.

-At bedtime, be like "But i dont wanna go to bed!"

Copy and patse this to ur profile if this pretty much describes ur school week.

You know you read too much JTHM and watch too much Invader Zim when:

1) You've gotten into several 'Lasers vs. Smoke Machines' debates with your friends (LAZERS!)

2) Every time you hear a teacher say "Children today have it so easy", you're tempted to scream "YOU SPEAK LIES! LLLLIIIIIEEEESSSS!" while clawing at the air like Zim (Yes, it's very hard to contain myself. XD)

3) If someone says the words 'Red and Purple', the first thing you think about is the Almighty Tallest, not the colors. (Uh huh.)

4) You learn someone in your class is named 'Johnny', and emit a fangirl squeal. (Well, not SQUEAL. Just maybe bug him about it. XD)

5) You now think all Chihuahuas are EVIL!(*hides* They SCARE me! DX)

6) You've taped your fingers together to see what it would be like to have only three fingers (I'll have to try that...)

7) The thought of Dib being Johnny makes more sense than it actually should (Yeah...)

8) You now order 'Brainfreezies' at movie theaters and drug stores

9) Your friends aren't even surprised anymore when you spout a random JTHM or Invader Zim quote.

10) The name 'Jimmy' makes you shudder with revulsion

11) Speaking in third person doesn't seem odd at all

12) At least ONCE, you've tried to imitate one of the character's voices

13) You want a T-shirt that magically changes logos without your notice

14) You're genuinely shocked whenever someone wonders aloud 'Who is Jhonen Vasquez?'

15) Height has become very important to you, and you now look up (both physically and figuratively) to those who are taller than you.

If at least one of the above is true, copy and paste this to your profile!

If you love someone who doesn't exist to pieces put this on your profile...


If you think Nickelodeon is stupid for canceling Invader Zim, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you hate slow computers, copy and paste this to your profile.

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The sleep over of doom by invaderscene411 reviews
Zim over hears a few girls talking about having a sleep over. He gets interested and plans to go to the house disguised as a human girl. what he doesn't expect is for Dib to follow...
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Dib, Zim - Complete
pool of potatoes! by invaderscene411 reviews
this was a dream i had one night after watching WAY to mutch Invader Zim. I was Dib in this, but yet i didn't make it Dib's point of veiw idk why... plz enjoy and tell meh what you thing . lolz...
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Dib, Gir - Complete
Zim in the attic? by invaderscene411 reviews
Zim has yet another plan to destroy the Earth, while he gets supplies Gir closes the door and locks Zim in! this was actually a skit me and my friend did and i thought it would be cool to put it online, thats why its writen like that too.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Zim, Gir - Complete
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invader zim: chicken magnet? reviews
Zim calls the tallest giving them a description of his plan to make a chicken balloon tho make all humans stick to it. will Dib stop Zim or will Girs dumness stop Zim?
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Zim, Dib - Complete
nice froggy? reviews
Zim finds a frog in his house and it eats him and Dib as well. Zim says he is not going to work with Dib so he finds a way out for himself. how will Zim get out?will Dib get out safely as well?
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Zim, Dib - Complete
irken Gaz? reviews
Zim and Dib are fighting for a tape in Dibs house and Dib drops the tape and tells Zim to leave his house. zim accidentaly walks into Gazs room and finds Urken space craft in her closet. is GAz usrken? find out and see!
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Gaz, Zim - Complete
invader zim trampled reviews
Zim thinks it is time he shall get rid of Dib and gir makes Zim get an idea. Zim puts a bear suit on Gir and makes Gir grow big to go trample Dib. Will Zim succeed? probably not...
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Gir, Zim - Complete