"I'm not trespassing, I'm lost!" She protested, backing away. "You are lost in the wrong place, then." Haldir has never trusted humans. It takes all of his faith in Galadriel to allow the girl he finds at the borders to live in Caras Galadhon - and then Galadriel orders him to train her. Aubrey just wants to get back to her world, and the duty she has left behind.

Since her engagement to Ciel was cut off, life has been uncertain for Sarah Wakefield until she becomes a Silencer for the Queen. When tragedy strikes, she is forced back into the life of her ex-fiance. Things that were once sure are now uncertain. Though, one certainty is she will never be the same, if a demon butler has any say. Slow burn SebastianxOC. Rated M for future content.

Major AU. What if Sookie had been a little smarter and luckier when she first met Vampire Bill? An alternate True Blood from the beginning. Main focus on Sookie/Eric. Just as much blood and sex as the real show, with a bit of twisted humor thrown in.

Six years after the Second Wizarding War Hermione Granger and Lucius Malfoy meet under extraordinary circumstances and pave the ground for a patron-protégée-relationship of profound consequences. Fighting for power and control, they end up blurring the thin line between fatal self-destructiveness and divine symbiosis. It's called politics. HG/LM, Lumione, ONGOING

It was too good to be true. Skywalker Modeling Agency had been given the exclusive modeling contract for the spring House of Organa collection and Rey was somehow lucky enough to be one of the models selected for the feature spread in Vogue magazine shot by renowned high fashion photographer Kylo Ren. She just didn't expect him to be this hard to work with.

Hermione spends her days at the Ministry keeping an eye on pardoned criminals - a tedious task that has her dying of boredom, until it surfaces that Lucius Malfoy may be running a massive Dark market empire, and it falls to her to prove his guilt. And how else to do it, but with a dash of Polyjuice and a hair off Narcissa Malfoy? Really, what could go wrong?

Hermione's 22nd birthday is weeks away, and she must be willingly engaged to a pureblood by then or be forced to accept the first eligible pureblood who requests her. Marriage Law. Not quite canon. M for future sexual content. Forecast 35 chapters.

Tongue-in-cheek tour of pre-TLJ Reylo tropes. This time, it is Kylo Ren who is taken prisoner. Rey is given the impossible task of turning this moody, homicidal creep back to the Light, all while he awkwardly attempts to lure her into darkness. Bickering, sexual tension and poor life-choices ensue. Written pre-TLJ.

A follow-up to Sevenmas. Sansa and Sandor remain at the castle while most of the court is on a hunting party. AU to events in AGOT.

Thirteen years after wishing her brother away to the Goblin King, Sarah has a job and a boyfriend. What she doesn't have is time for a supposedly-exiled monarch spouting nonsense about revolting goblins. Mostly Silly, occasionally fluffy, sometimes angsty (and quite probably, romantic) flapdoodle ensues.

After the face-off with Kylo Ren on the Starkiller Base, Rey again finds herself a captive of the mysterious Knight of Ren who is not all that he seems. Slow burn Reylo. COMPLETE

A innocent suggestion became a personal request. A personal request became a teasing challenge. And that teasing challenge became a dangerous game that left them both desperate for more. Rated M. Spock x Uhura. (UPDATED! 07/03/16)

Based on the film "You've Got Mail." Hermione runs an advice column for the daily prophet. An intriguing letter from a divorced man with a dark path spirals into an anonymous friendship that the witch did not think to be possible. Meanwhile, an odd friendship with Lucius Malfoy makes her question her values, her life, and her romantic interests in her pen-pal. Rated M for future.

Hermione is imprisoned in Malfoy Manor. Lucius Malfoy has needs. And if Lucius Malfoy wants something, he generally gets it. But someone is watching. Still, if you're Lucius Malfoy, that's not necessarily a bad thing. HG/LM. Bad Lucius. Innocent Hermione. For a while, at least. Mature readers only, please. Ongoing.

In the Underground, A King who fails in his duty must prove himself worthy. Jareth failed by letting her win. Now as His Champion, only Sarah can help him. Neither of them are happy about this turn of events. Can they work together or will their mutual animosity be their downfall? Adventure and snarkiness awaits! Winner of The Crystal Owl Award for Most Likely to Become A Classic!

"Right," she conceded, feeling her cheeks burn a little again. There was another empty silence, and he was still looking back at her. "Why're you up so late?" / The waltzing account of a clumsy and pink-faced acquaintanceship.

Back by popular demand! An evening that should have ended with friends, instead ends at the Phantomhive manor staring at it's famous butler. Or would that be infamous?

"No, Gaila. I am not, absolutely not going to walk into Commander Spock's office and suggest that we pretend to date for an entire summer. I mean, we… I… he's not… I couldn't even spend that much time with him, nor would I want to. He's so… he's just really… I have professional mores, Gaila. Standards of conduct that this… just, no. No. No, thank you for the idea, but no."

Humorous one-shot of the Twelfth Doctor and Clara. "Is it really too much to ask that they wait for me to come up with a solution that will actually work instead of trying to fix everything on their own?" Thanks for reading! Feel free to review and tell me what you think!

The Doctor and the Tardis are having an argument. Neither of them is going to back down.

After Clara, the Doctor seeks out an Echo to help him move on… and finds himself just as perplexed by her and possibly just as in love.

Moths tend to be attracted to flame. What if Hermione's need to prove the pure-bloods wrong about Muggle-borns turned into a need to prove herself to one of them, the most prejudiced of them all? The story of a brilliant but naive girl who fell in love with a Machiavellian, sociopathic bigot. Book based, not your typical LM/HG fanfic.

Clara wants a little role-reversal this particular Date Night. Unfortunately for her, the alien stick-insect she's dating is still adjusting to the whole thought process thing. Possibly more rated Tplus, due to hints at nsfw material, but not full-on M.

Lucius Malfoy is making a glorious return to society. He needs to reclaim his social standing in post-war Wizarding Britain, and he has a plan.

Sarah wishes her parents would stop asking her if she's found a boyfriend. Inspired by a casual encounters craigslist ad that is taking tumblr by storm.

Her husband betrayed her and sits in Azkaban. Hermione just has one question. Why?

Sarah obtains several goblin minions, much to the consternation of their King. There will be games and glitter, misunderstandings and pranks, and shameless abuse of candy. Dark creatures bearing grudges are lurking nearby; will Sarah and Jareth be able to move past their pride and find some common ground, before it's too late? JS. COMPLETE

Draco Malfoy finds a way to magically write notes in History of Magic but the only person the spell will work with is Hermione Granger, or so he claims. Continued from a series of drabbles that got out of control. AU. Dramione. COMPLETE

While Hermione searches for the cure to a terrible curse, a rogue force is tearing her life apart. Meanwhile, Lucius Malfoy must work for his freedom. Drawn together by accident, they soon realise they share the same agenda. Absolution awaits. Nothing less will suffice.

Tywin Lannister, CEO of Casterly Corporations, ruthless head of the Lannister Family. Sansa Stark, college student, beloved daughter of District Attorney Eddard Stark. They meet at the museum.

"The soft kid of leather encircled her throat, squeezing and stroking the delicate flesh with devilish proficiency."... A very short Lucius/Hermione one shot with a slight kink and quite a bit of smut. MATURE READERS ONLY PLEASE.

Some are quiet, some are dangerous, some touch our hearts. These are the moments between what we've seen in ME2, the stories untold, the reasons why strangers became friends and lovers. Mainly featuring the slow build up and romantic interest between FemShep and Thane. Mostly canon for ME2, but building to an AU after that. Complete.

The war has ended, and it finds Hermione running a program that requires death eaters released from Azkaban to go through a rehabilitation program. This is what happens when she is faced with the task of trying change Lucius Malfoy. In the end they both e

Sansa and Sandor both accidentally drink from a wineskin containing a love-philtre. GOT AU where Sansa is aged-up. Beta-ed by Wildsky Sheri

In which Sarah struggles with a New Year's resolution and Jareth is characteristically opportunistic...

No one thinks about the well-being of the owl that delivers all those sweets to Draco.

Malcolm finds a new contact in his mobile, one that he did not put in there himself. [Malcolm/Clara] . [Sequel to Citrus With A Hint of Tea] . [rated T, though possessing Tuckeresque language] . [slightly edited to smooth the story]

The rule at Coal Hill is that mobile phones are permitted, but cursing into them is not. [Malcolm/Clara]

Sarah Williams never believed her experience in the Labyrinth was anything more than a dream. Nine years later, she's a struggling actress in desperate need of a job. What's to become of her when she falls into the Midnight Prince's grasp?

The tenth doctor and Rose travel to ancient Egypt, where the doctor's life is threatened while looking for the secret behind a strange light bulb with mystical properties. Rose tries to save him, but ends up putting him in even more jeapordy. Meanwhile, the ultimate key to their problems remains hidden in the pyramids.

10Rose Rose sometimes needs to document her thoughts and feelings about traveling with the Doctor, so she turns to her blog to help sort things out. Rated M in some chapters.

Post War. Draco thinks Hermione is ready for love, but she isn't sure. Maybe Lucius could be the one to help fix her?

Lucius Malfoy suspects that his wife Hermione is hiding something from him. Hermione's coworkers are worried about her, but she keeps saying that it's nothing. Sometimes 'nothing' is something. Lucius/Hermione. T for swearing.

Hermione is set a difficult but intriguing case at her job at the Ministry, leading her to discover things about herself, the future of the wizarding world and a man she never thought she'd have to see again. Set post DH and is mostly canon apart from Snape being alive. Epilogue mostly ignored.

A dark, modern day re-telling of Rumplestiltskin. Sarah Williams has found she is innately lucky ever since her return from the Labyrinth. Unfortunately, her good luck is the undoing of her family when her father becomes a gambling addict with Sarah as his crutch. When she finds that luck alone can't save the family from their debts; who will she call on? Jareth x Sarah (complete)

"Jareth, you need to take responsibility for your kid." Sarah has a new blond in her life. Jareth is equal parts annoyed and confounded. Crackish one-shot. Slight Hobbit/Tolkien crossover. Sareth.

What if Pam had turned Hadley instead of Queen Sophie Anne? Sookie finds herself learning the ropes of the supernatural world at the hands of her vampire cousin while trying not to lose herself in the attentions of a certain sexy Viking sheriff... Sookie/Eric, Pam/Hadley.

Wanted: Personal assistant with investigative background for busy entrepreneur; flexible hours, excellent pay; must be discreet, single, obedient. AU, canon characters, SVM/TB. Collaboration from InvertedMeridian and J.R. Watkins.

AU. The Doctor, recently promoted to CEO after the early passing of John Smith, enters his new job with short-lived surety. And then he meets the COO, Clara Oswald, who's just as determined to show the Doctor who's really in charge as she is to show him he'll never live up to his predecessor. Unfortunately for them, control doesn't exist in matters of the heart.

What if Eric learned about the Queen's plan for Sookie before Bill ever came to Bon Temps? What would that knowledge do to change our beloved story. An AU and OOC look at what would happen if Eric was as smart as we all know him to be. First story in a series of Shorts.

Spock and Uhura wander away from Captain Pike's party, and get to know each other.

Hermione has managed to combine science and magic to answer the increasingly worrisome question of why so many wizards and witches are having Squibs. What happens when her research provides a potential solution that requires a very personal sacrifice? Marriage Law Fic. Hermione Granger/Lucius Malfoy.

"You know," he said casually, as if trying to make conversation, "You told me once that your will was as strong as mine. Please enlighten me, precious, seeing as how you're the one so readily chained to my wall." She finally understood, in that moment, how Eve had fallen. Sarah/Jareth. Oneshot. Lemon. Smut. Dark fic. BDSM. For auctavia1228. Disregard the errors, un-beta'd.

After thirteen years, five months, one week, and four days, the end of a century promises a change. That is, if Sarah doesn't murder Jareth, first. Fluffy-funny-snarky-Sareth-one-shot-thinger. Sequel is up!

EPOV. A 'What-If' AU. What if Eric and Sookie's first meeting at Fangtasia had gone differently. Bored To Death was the first story in the MultiVerse.

First SanSan story starting with the Blackwater and ensuing sexy times. Rather possessive Hound and naive, but loving Sansa.

15 years later Sarah has not seen or heard from the Goblin King or her friends. She suffers from bouts of anxiety. She accidentally meets a man who looks like Jareth, but claims to not know her. Instantly, he's upset her delicate balance, and she can't stop thinking about him. Who is he really? Smut & love, humor & angst, all wrapped up in a mystery. What could be better?

TenRose. Two species have grown unnaturally apart. The Tenth Doctor and Rose find themselves whisked away into a sensual mystery of greed, love and loyalty that shatters the barriers of their relationship.

"Mr. Malfoy,if you were in prison like you should be then I can assure you, my day would be complete and most wonderful."

After Voldemort's defeat, Harry and Ron free a man who has been the Dark Lord's captive for years and place him in Hermione's care. But who is this mysterious man and how will he effect the lives of the Gryffindors and one Draco Malfoy? AU.

Hermione discovers Ron cheating on her. Lucius/Hermione

Eric decides it's time for him and Sookie to come to an understanding.

Hermione is working for the MoM as a public prosecutor. When a defendant proposes to trade a wellkept secret for a more lenient sentence, the only one who can corroborate the story is Lucius Malfoy. But things don't exactly go as planned...