Because I can't enough of the "Elizabeth meets Georgiana before Darcy" trope. Just to be clear: written while tipsy and never edited. No plans to edit either! I'm afraid grammar mistakes, misused titles, and omitted words are here to stay.

Prompts from Pynch Week 2016 on Tumblr. Name of prompt in the chapter title. Individual prompts range from fluff, to humor, to angst, to smut. Enjoy!

"If I am to be your fake girlfriend," she had said, "perhaps we should work on our intimacy level." AKA the obligatory fake dating fic with some smut and general dirtiness. au.

What if Caroline had acted on her desire to compromise Mr. Darcy? This is rated T because of the first scene where there is a reference to interaction but nothing more.

It's been months after Sherlock and Molly broke up. And despite all this time, neither have really gotten over each other, but Molly is certainly going try. After a heated argument, Molly storms off after Sherlock humiliated her and her date in front of everyone. Not too long after, Molly wanders in danger. How will she handle it? Sherlolly

"I'd have to give due props to Michelangelo as well," Death Metal Boy mumbled, on his way out. "You know, for The Creation of Adam?" he winked as he slithered out of the store. {tattoo/florist AU because apparently i'm a sucker for the cliche, but here, please indulge me}.

The feud between the Montagues and the Capulets. Everyone is aware of how it ended, with the deaths of Young Romeo and Juliet. However, few know how it began; with the story of their ancestors Siegfried Capulet and Amelia Montague. These two young nobles were in a similar situation, which left a lasting effect on the city of Verona. It all began in 1492.

When Sherlock asked Molly to help him, she never thought she'd be given a more difficult task. Until what he asked for next. HUGE SPOILERS for Series Two.