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7/25/07 Update:

Hi, everyone! As you can see, I've added two new chapters to the Charity story. I'm working on cleaning up and finishing the next few installments, so hopefully I'll have those up soon, too!

O...Mi...Gawd...Harry Potter 7...Mmmm, delicious. drool If you haven't read the book in its entirety yet, shame on you! If you have, feel free to send me your thoughts on it - I'm dying to talk to someone about it (my sister hasn't finished yet and nearly all my friends are out of town -_-) It's completely amazing, and at the risk of sounding like an obsessive fangirl, I think it's one of (if not THE) best book I've ever read. Read it. Fill your noggin with untold-of wisdom... ~mystical waggly fingers~

Hey, people! Okay, basically this is me:

I Like: Orlando Bloom ( so hooot. . . :3 ), chocolate (what teenage girl doesn't?) , writing and reading, Jack Sparrow (drool), Johnny Depp (unlike some I recognize them as separate people ;P), Harry Potter (books, not so much movies), being clean, Kingdom Hearts (esp. Axel and Roxas :3), reading my friends' fics, History class, um... oh, The Dead Poets Society, Pirates of the Caribbean I / II, Kate and Leopold, all of my friends X3, Wolverine/Logan from X-Men (super-drool 3)

I Dislike:

Brussles sprouts, ignorant people, being ignorant myself, flamers, badly-dubbed anime, forgetting my books/homework, getting in fights with friends, my brother, people who don't bother proofreading their work (you know who you are!!!), Computer Apps class (SO VERY POINTLESS!!!), Geometry (which I have decided is all a conspiracy with Satan. . .), and a certain Mr. Humphrey in my school.

Cool Quotes/Sayings:

"I'm not very good at walking. . ." ~ Cece, my sister's bestfriend

"If you don't take care of your body, where will you live?" ~ Mr. Pressley's blackboard

Okay! At least for now, I'm going to copy my good friend Samdum the Bouncing Hobbit and put in something of a rant of the week (it may actually turn into more of a "rant of the month," since I'm not sure exactly how my schedule is going to work out. . . .) Okay, November first. Day after Halloween. Did I go trick-or-treating? Hell. Yes. Hehe, I have about two pounds of candy and I'm not really sure how I should go about getting rid of it. I could eat it all, but that would just be a gateway into a whole slew of dental and general health issues. . . I could sell it, maybe. Okay, I'll eat all the chocolate, and sell the smarties and stuff.

Anyhoo, I'm fifteen right now, with a birthday in a little less than a year (9 months on November 18). Oh, and Samdum -- I'm sorry to hear about your "Eric" episode :( That's never any fun, especially the intravenous bit. But don't worry, you'll bounce back. :D (this is me being wretched and optomistic) But seriously, you'll be fine.

Nomanic, as always, I love you to bits. WHY WEREN'T YOU IN MATH CLASS TODAY!? ;_; Don't abandon me! I'm afraid to be alone. . . ~weep~

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Fable by Sh1 n0 m1k0 reviews
Once upon a time...
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,944 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 10/29/2008 - Published: 6/26/2007
The Sorting by Flash Foreward reviews
A sorting leaves the school awed and confused. Full summary inside. Spoilers for Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Complete
The Mistletoe Mistake by sheproclaimeditrandomly reviews
And then she saw it. Right between them, a sprig of mistletoe. And not just any mistletoe...RWHG HPGW
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,143 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/20/2007 - Published: 12/20/2006 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Healer, Healer by Losille2000 reviews
Written for the Summer 2007 SSHG Exchange. As newly appointed superintendent of St. Mungo's, Healer Hermione Granger's first task is to staff a new department—the Department for Research of Innovative Potions. Insanity ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,609 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Keep telling yourself that, darling by Seedyom reviews
6 years after AWE, Elizabeth and Will's son is kidnapped. Elizabeth enlists the help of Jack and Barbossa to track down her son. 6 years is a long time to be apart from one's husband, and Elizabeth comes into conflict with her vows. JackElizabeth
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,684 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/17/2007 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow
Bruised by Tastes of Strawberries reviews
[sweeney todd] If only the mermaid hadn't shrieked. Hints of Toddvett.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Complete
Sweeney Todd Condensed by Sans Papiers reviews
A slightly altered version of Sweeney Todd. This involving Anthony saying 'like' more often then the cast of 'Laguna Beach' put together, Johanna shooting up the asylum with a semiautomatic, and Sondheim's Lovely Obvious Hammer. Hilariosity ensures.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,058 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 32 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Complete
The Rest of You by SS Lupin reviews
It was the stretch marks that did her in. SSHG, Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Courage and Fortitude to Stay True and by Artist Formerly Known As reviews
...Follow Orders in the Face of Danger and Almost Certain Death. NOW COMPLETE! This story follows the postDMC voyage to rescue Jack.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 107,661 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/22/2006 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Complete
You Can Only Skank to Ska! by AndiTheChibi reviews
Kiba learns a new form of dance skank and decides to teach his friends rookie nine and team Gai. Why are Shino and Sasuke giggling all of a sudden? Ska music changes people! Written for a friend. [ONESHOT]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,271 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Kiba I., Hinata H. - Complete
The Call of the Wolverine by ridesandruns reviews
A bored Wolverine and a cell phone mean trouble.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,847 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Logan/Wolverine, Cyclops - Complete
Infinite Supply by Cheri-sama reviews
Reno needs to learn to think before he speaks, or he'll never keep any secrets. RenoRude
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Published: 4/9/2006 - Reno, Rude - Complete
Strange and Beautiful by DistinctVagueness reviews
“Just like a Gryffindor. Nothing always goes your way, you know. Good doesn’t always prevail over evil and all that.” SSHG Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,557 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Medicinal Properties by exSurreal reviews
Drabble. Will asks Jack about the kohl.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/15/2005 - Complete
Captain Depp by kaos maker reviews
Jack finds himself caught in a whirlpool...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2005
The Jack Sparrow Commandments by Rita Hill reviews
Ten Commandments in the name of Jack Sparrow.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2005
The Other by Nomanic reviews
What if Dumbledore is a lying fuBEEP?, what if there are two boys who lived?, What if they banded together for revenge?, What if it's in this story? Revised
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/20/2005 - Harry P., Neville L.
Natural selection by ridesandruns reviews
A Wolverine. A beagle. Just watch the damn dog, Logan.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,016 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/12/2005 - Logan/Wolverine, Cyclops - Complete
Gray by Nomanic reviews
Harry relizes the truth behind human nature and conveys this information to Voldemort
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 70 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2004
The DEWW Conspiracies by Wonkington reviews
To-do list: 1. Buy sugar 2. Bake muffins 3. Infiltrate the enemy. Hermione takes on the Death Eater War Widows, a lethal, cookie-baking, non-profit organization, with a little help from a friend. One-shot. SSHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,620 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/19/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Close To You by basium reviews
Draco Malfoy isn't happy. Damn the duties of Head Boy! Rated R for later. DMHG. RR!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,907 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/14/2004 - Published: 7/14/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Absinthe of Reason by Mundungus42 reviews
An ill timed toast binds Hermione and her friends to a difficult and potentially humiliating task. SSHG, contains rude bits.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,357 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/8/2004 - Published: 1/4/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Breakfast with Barbossa by BlackJackSilver reviews
Complete- Jack learns a thing or two about Barbossa over a meal. PG-13 for language and implied sexuality.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,724 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2004 - Complete
The Truth About Cats by crazchica reviews
COMPLETE - Severus detests cats. Hermione happens to have one. And Dumbledore probably has a good laugh at it all. But he's not the subject of this story. SSHG, Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Published: 7/25/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Not All Treasure by Dala1 reviews
Jack Sparrow's worst fears...(JackxWill)
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/29/2004
Introducing Hermione Granger, Gryffindor stud by Elenath Ambrose reviews
When a bet causes Hermione to seduce her crush, she must choose between love or popularity. A Reply to WIKTT Challenge
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,530 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/12/2004 - Published: 11/16/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Not All Paths Point Home, Not All Compasses North by Mordecai Sunstorm reviews
The first chapter of how I think it came about. Ahh, the good old days when Sparrow and Barbossa didn't hate each other quite as much...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,182 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/27/2003 - Published: 12/24/2003
Experience by Dala1 reviews
Will asks Jack for a bedtime story.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,270 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/22/2003
Sparrows and Starlings reviews
Charity Starling is desperate to find a way out of marrying one of the captains of her father's ships. But when chance, cannon fire and perhaps a little luck brings her into the company of the most notorious name in piracy, her aims become very different
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,256 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/22/2008 - Published: 11/1/2006 - Capt. Jack Sparrow