Um. Hi.

So, I write a bit. It's more of a hobby but I think people like it, so awesome. :) To my loyal readers, here's a secret: I really just write random shit and hope that it's coherent.

Currently I am obsessed with Glee. Especially Dianna Agron. Need I say why? (BTW, I kind of choose to ignore Glee in the 4th Season, because Ryan Murphy just fucked everything up after Season 3)

Favorite Pairings:

Faberritana (and any pairing therein)
Heyachele (and any pairing therein)
Julyberry

Don't mind:
Klaine/CrissColfer (So cute...)
Quick
Fabrevans
Puckleberry
Evanberry
BerryCedes
QuinnCedes
- most of the canon pairings not involving the 4 above-mentioned girls
- and pretty much any pairings of the guys (including Schue, Karofsky, and Warblers), because I think they are all secretly at least a little bit gay. ;)
- and ALSO certain crack!ships.

WILL NOT SHIP:
Finchel
Monchele
St. Berry
Brochel
Bartie
FabHudson
Finntana
Schueberry
Schuebray
- almost anything involving Finn.

If you would like to contact me at all, just PM me, or email me at xshadow0x@rocketmail.com. Thanks for checking my profile out!

Charlie

About Me:

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson".
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
I am the girl who loves her best friend but is afraid to let her know it.
I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.

If you think that Homophobia is totally messed up and needs to be stopped, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're a Homophobe, then you're an asshole, so piss off!

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO, so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I’m a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST.

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool as that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be gay too.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a big butt.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER, so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be a nerd that does homework 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED, so I MUST be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm from SOUTH ASIA, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I 'm BLACK, so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON, so I MUST be perfect and have seven wives.

I'm WHITE and have black friends, so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH, so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR for my birthday, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN, so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be gay or emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, so I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with TEENAGE DRINKERS AND SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual.

I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so, I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH, so I MUST love sheep.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I have bad SELF-ESTEEM, so I MUST be an outcast.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I MUST be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is a murderer.

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I MUST be a homophobe.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippie.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-Sue.

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against abortion

I'm SWEDISH, so I MUST be a tall, blonde, blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be irresponsible.

I like READING, so I MUST be a loner.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology, so I MUST be wrong or misguided.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a Satanist.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an old hag and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be labeled.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be white.

I spot GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic freak.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG, so I MUST be stupid.

I'm AUSTRALIAN, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.

I see a THERAPIST, so I MUST be insane.

I go to RENAISSANCE FAIRS, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.

I’m GAY, so I MUST be after every straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be a lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST just need converting.

I love MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a cutter too.

I CRY easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out MISTAKES, so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.

I'm a PERFECTIONIST, so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life, so I MUST be having problems.

I like FIRE, so I MUST be an arsonist.

I SPACE OUT, so I MUST not be paying attention.

I'm COVERED IN SCARS, so I MUST cut myself. (not covered in them, but I've got plenty)

I'm DEPRESSED, so I MUST cut.

I CUT, so I MUST be screwed up in the head.

I call myself INSANE, so I MUST be shunned by everyone.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST say "EH?" a lot.

STOP STEREOTYPES! IF YOU HATE STEREOTYPES AND WANT THEM TO STOP, COPY THIS LIST INTO YOUR PROFILE AND BOLD THE ONES WHERE THE FIRST PART APPLIES TO YOU!

Music:

1.Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle

2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer

3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!

Opening: Pound the Alarm - Nicki Minaj

Birth: Defying Gravity - Glee

First Day of School: Get Away - Mitchel Musso (haha so fitting!)

First Best Friend: Mine - Taylor Swift

First Girlfriend: Hey, Soul Sister - Train (:D)

First Date: Drops of Jupiter - Train

First Breakup: Hot N Cold - Katy Perry

Sweet 16: We Are the Champions - Queen

College Years: Last Friday Night (T.G.I.F) - Glee (haha I hope so!)

First Day at Work: Somewhere Only We Know - Glee

Wedding: Starstruck - Lady Gaga

First Child: Don't Stop Believin' - Glee (foreshadowing?)

First Grandkid: Pure Imagination - Glee (awwww)

Death: Bills, Bills, Bills - Glee (hahahaha)

Funeral: Cupid Shuffle - Cupid (OMFG YES)

Credits: Backstabber - Ke$ha

1.WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO? Our Song - Taylor Swift

2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU? Safe & Sound - The Hunger Games

3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN? P.Y.T (Pretty Young Thing) - Glee (scarily accurate)

4.WHAT IS 22? Your Love is My Drug - Ke$ha

5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND? Me Against the Music - Glee

6.WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE? One Less Bell to Answer/ A House Is Not a Home - Glee

7.WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY? It Girl - Jason Derulo

8.WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP? For Your Entertainment - Adam Lambert (YES OMG)

9.WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE? Miserable At Best - Mayday Parade (:( yeah)

10.WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU? Hello - Karmin

11.WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING? My Man - Glee (ew, no, absolutely not *gag*)

12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL? Living la Vida Loca - ? (OH MY GOD PERFECT)

13.WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST? Rolling In the Deep - Adele

14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET? Teardrops on My Guitar - Taylor Swift

15. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS? Party Rock Anthem - LMFAO

16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN? Good Riddance (Time of Your Life) - Glee

17. HOW WILL YOU DIE? One More Night - Maroon 5 (best way EVER to die ;))

18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET? All I Want for Christmas Is You - Glee

19. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH? Misery - Maroon 5 (not really...)

20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY? Crush - Glee (yes!)

21.WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED? Just the Way You Are - Bruno Mars (-_)

22. WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST? Chasing Pavements - Adele

23. DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU? Mine - Glee (uhhh...?)

24. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE? Round & Round - Selena Gomez

25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW? Somebody That I Used to Know - Gotye (scary...)

26.WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS? And I Am Telling You I'm Not Going - Glee (lol)