I hope you all like my storys. But if you don't you don't.

A lil bit about me: Im pretty laidback:)and I dont take very many things seriously..tehehe just ask my cousin krissxcross:)

uum I dont see a reason to give you my name xD...

or my age...

if you agree copy and paste haha just kidding;)

If, when a semi-truck drives past, you think and/or yell “You’ll never be as good as Optimus!”, copy and paste this into your profile.

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt. (Depends on who it is.)
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool

You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night

Total: 16..

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.

You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing

Total: 13

WHAT AM I?

PREP

You own a cell phone.
You own something from abercrombie
You own something from pacsun
you own something from Hollister
You own something from American Eagle
You love/like going to the mall.
You own an iPod/MP3 player.
You love Starbucks.
You have been called a brat.
You hate buying things that are on sale
You have more than one house
Total :3

GOTHIC

Black is one of your favorite colors.
You have thought about death.

You wear chains.
You like heavy metal.

You've shopped at Hot Topic.
You have worn black lipstick.

Your hair was/is dark.
You dislike preps.
You're an athiest/ satanist/agnostic. (no on the last part)
Total :5

PUNK

You can skateboard
You've worn plaid.
You like Converse
You hate MTV
You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair.
You dislike pink.

You hate/dislike preps.
You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.
Total : 5

GEEK

You love the computer.
You like Harry Potter
You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts
You get straight A's.
You love/like reading.
You were/are in band
You don't care what you look like.
You have a curfew.
You always do your homework.
You never miss school unless you're sick.
Total : 4

EMO

You cut yourself over depression
You have been depressed.
You like the band Evanescence

You cry easily

You like emo music.

You hate being called emo.
You keep/have kept a journal/diary.
You have written a sad poem
you think emo chicks/Guys are hot
Total : 5

GHETTO/GANGSTA

You like rap.

You are/was in a gang.
You wear/wore rubberbands in your pants.
You swear once in a while or alot

You have freestyled.
You have worn high tops with the tongue flipped out.
You can break dance

Total :2

HARDCORE/SCENE

You like loud music
You love/loved the Ninja Turtles
You never walk anywhere.
You wear slip-on shoes.
You wear/wore Vans.
You like the band panic! at the disco
You wear band t-shirts.
People have called you a freak and meant it.
You love to "hardcore" dance (ALL MUSIC)
hair has been died more than 1 color (highlights!)
Total: 6

ATHLETIC

You watch/watched the Superbowl.
You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.
You collect your jerseys.
you have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards
You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.
your garage consists of sports equipment
You belong/belonged to a school team.
You are going/did go to a sports summer camp
You have a specific number
Total : 3

Fruits Basket:

Kyo: One of these days, I'll make you say you're sorry!
Yuki : [looking bored] I'm sorry.
Kyo : Dammit! That's not what I meant! Don't you have any shame?
Yuki : Yes, I'm ashamed to be seen with you, shouting in public.
Kyo : Oh that's it! We're taking this outside!
Yuki: We ARE outside, you stupid cat.

Shigure: [singing] High school girls, high school girls, all for me! High school girls!

Ayame: [clasping Yuki's hands] Yuki, let's deepen the bond between us brothers!
Yuki : Before you can do that I'll drown you in the deepest part of that lake.
Ayame: That's right! No matter what happens we'll be together.
Yuki : I'll let you drown alone!

Shigure: So, anyway, I was wondering if you could stop by the house and take a look at Tohru's cut. That is, if it isn't a problem.
Hatori : No problem. I'll stop by the house this evening.
Shigure : Hmmm? What's this, Hatori? I don't think I ever heard you sound so eager to come over. Could it be you have a secret crush on Tohru?
[long silence from the other end of the phone]
Shigure : I knew it! You naughty, naughty man, you!
Hatori : No, I was simply too amazed by your stupidity to say anything.

Kagura: You don't know what a woman feels like when she's in love!
Shigure : Oh, yes I do! Or at least I've felt enough women to venture a guess

Yuki: Pickled radish in curry is not dinner, it's disgusting.

Momiji : Are you sure? Shigure said it hurt really bad.
Hatori : Yes, well, I did that on purpose.
Shigure: Oh, Ha'ri, you're killing me! Why would you be so cruel?
Hatori : It seemed to be the only way to shut you up at the time.

Kagura: I'm here for Valentines, silly! It's a very important day for lovers to be together!
Kyo : You're not gonna find any lover in this house!
Shigure : Kyo, behave please. I don't want the house getting... you know... smashed.
Kyo: Damn it! I should've left on that journey sooner! How was I supposed to know today was Valentines?
Yuki : It's called a calendar.

Hatori : If it's possible for one person to be hurt by another, then it's possible for that person to be healed by another.

Shigure : Tohru's very cute, in a sweet sort of way.
Hatori : For some reason when you say that it reeks of something illegal.

Shigure: We have just witnessed a classic example of what I like to call 'misdirected rage.' I believe the technical term is 'being an ass.'

Kyo: [busting through the ceiling] Yo! Time to pay the piper rat-boy. I'm here to collect!
Yuki: Funny, I would have thought he send someone bigger.

Shigure: I picked out the perfect outfit for Thoru to wear when she cleans the house. She's gone to long with out having a decent maid outfit.
Hatsuharu: It's a wonder they haven't locked you up yet.

Transformers:

Optimus Prime: My weapons specialist: Ironhide.
Ironhide: [drawing his guns] You feelin' lucky, punk?
Optimus Prime: Easy, Ironhide...
Ironhide: Just kidding... I just wanted to show him my cannons.

Sam: Look, I can't be any clearer than how crystal clear I am being. It just stood up.
Sheriff: It just stood up? Wow. That's really neat. Okay, chiefie. Time to fill her up...
[hands Sam a container and a tissue]
Sheriff: And no drippy-drippy. What are you rolling? Whippets? Goof balls? A little wowie sauce with the boys?
Sam: No, I'm not on any drugs!
Sheriff: What's these? Found it in your pocket. "Mojo". Is that what the kids are doing now, a little bit of Mojo...?
Sam: Those are my dog's pain pills.
Ron : You know, a Chihauhua. A little...
Sheriff: What was that?
Sam: Hmm?
Sheriff: You eyeballing my piece, 50 Cent? You wanna go? Make something happen. Do it. 'Cause I promise you I will bust you up.
Sam : Are you on drugs?

Agent: Last night at the station, you told the officer your car transformed. Enlighten me.
Sam: Well, here's what I said, okay? 'Cause this is a total misunderstanding that my car had been stolen...
Agent: Really?
Sam: ...from me, from my home, but it's fine now because it's back! It came back!
Mikaela: Well, not by itself.
Sam: Well, no.
Mikaela: Because cars don't do that because that would be crazy...

Bobby B: Get out of the car.
Sam: Wait a minute? I thought you said "the car chooses its owner.",
Bobby B: Yeah, well sometimes they pick a driver with a cheap-ass father!

Trent: You know, I thought I recognized you. You tried out for the football team last year, right?
Sam : Oh, no, no, that... No. That, that wasn't like a real try-out. I was researching a book I was writing.
Trent: Oh, yeah?
Sam : Yeah!
Trent: Yeah? What's it about? Sucking at sports?
Sam : No, it's about the link between brain damage and football. No, it... it's a good book. Your friends will love it. You know, it's got mazes in it and, you know, little coloring areas, sections, pop-up pictures. It's... a lot of fun.

Sam: No sacrifice, no victory.

[Epps and Glen stare at the gashes in the All Spark chamber]
Sergeant Epps: What's that? Freddy Krueger been up in here or something?
Glen : Oh, no, man. Freddy Krueger have four blades, man. That's only three. That's Wolverine!
[growls and laughs]
Glen Whitmann: Right? That's Wolverine!
Agent Simmons: [in a serious tone] That's very funny.

Sam: I was wondering if... if I could ride you home... I, I mean if I could give you a ride home.

Bobby B: Son, I'm a lot of things. A liar's not one of them. Especially not in front of my mammy. Hey, Mammy!
[Mammy gives him the middle finger]
Bobby B: Oh don't be like that! If I had a rock I'd bust your head bitch. I tell you man, she deaf. You know.

Ironhide: [drawing his guns] The parents are very irritating...
Ratchet: [trying to calm him] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...
Ironhide: Can I take them out?
Optimus Prime: Ironhide, you know we don't harm humans! What is with you?
Ironhide: Well, I'm just saying we could... It's an option.

Lennox: I need a credit card! Epps, where's your wallet?
Epps: Pocket!
Lennox: Which pocket?
Epps: MY BACK POCKET!
Lennox: You got like ten back pockets!
Epps: LEFT CHEEK! LEFT CHEEK! LEFT CHEEK!

Simmons: [looks at a Nokia phone after it transforms] Ooh. Nokias are real nasty. You've gotta respect the Japanese. They know the way of the samurai.
Maggie:...Nokia's from Finland.

Agent Simmons: I'm gonna lock you up forever!
Mikaela: Oh God, you know what? Don't listen to him. He's just pissy because he has to get back to guarding the mall.
Agent Simmons: You, in the training bra? Do not test me.

Judy : [barging into Sam's bedroom, her husband in tow] Oh, for Pete's sakes! You are so defensive! Were you... masturbating?
Ron : Judy...
Sam :Was I master... No, Mom!
Ron : Zip it, okay?
Judy: It's okay...
Sam: No, I don't masturbate!
Ron : That's not something for you to bring up.
Judy : Okay.
Ron : That's a father-and-son thing, okay?
Sam : Father-son thing...
Judy : I mean, you don't have to call it that word if that makes you uncomfortable... you can call it Sam's happy time or...
Sam : Happy time?
Judyy: ...my special alone time...
Ron : Judy, stop!
Judy : ...with myself.
Sam: Mom, you can't come in and...
Judy : I'm sorry. It's just been a weird night. I've had a little bit to drink.

Vampire diaries:

Damon : What's so specail about this bella girl?Edward is so whipped!

Sheriff Forbes:His name is John,but I call him 'Jackass'.

Damon:(after walking in on Stefan and Elena)If I see something I haven't seen before I'll throw a dollar at it.

Damon:Your dead dude,get over it

Damon:Vampires can't procreate...but we LOVE to try

Damon (Talking about Mason and Tyler ): What is up with that family? They’re not vampires. What the hell are they?
Stefan: Ooh. Maybe they’re Ninja Turtles.
Damon: You’re not funny.
Stefan: What about zombies? Or werewolves?
Damon: You’ve no comedic timing at all.

Damon: Aren’t you worried that one day all of the forest animals are going to band together and fight back? I mean, surely they talk.

Caroline: "Why don't you sparkle?"Damon:" Because I live in the real world where vampires burn in the sun"

Alaric:“Yeah, Elijah’s one scary dude. But with nice hair.”

Damon(from the book):"I'm the most dangerous thing you're ever likely to encounter in your life."

Damon(from the book):"I'm getting really bored and impatient; and I don't do bored and impatient."

Damon:"BTW- that means 'by the way'..."

Damon:"You confuse me for someone with remorse."

Damon:“Really? You’re going to play morality police with me right now?”

Stefan:"Why are you here Damen?"
Damon:" oh I'm just here to eat cotton candy..and steal your girl."

Elijah:Well, when you called and invited me into this armpit of civilization, which is a mere three hours from the town we knew as Mystic Falls, I surmised it had everything to do with Katerina

Elijah:Good evening, Katerina. Thank you for having the good sense to be frightened

Elijah:I need some air. I'm still feeling a tad... dead.

Alarick:First person account of the Civil War? That's like porn for a history teacher

"Usually I'm remarkably good natured. Try me on a day that doesn't end in y.
-Jace"
— Cassandra Clare

"You had to make a crazy jail friend, didn't you? You couldn't just count ceiling tiles or tame a pet mouse like normal prisoners do?"
— Cassandra Clare (City of Glass)

"Is there some particular reason that you're here?" ...
"Not this again."
"Not what again?" said Clary.
"Every time I annoy him, he retreats into his No Mundanes Allowed tree house." Simon pointed at Jace."
— Cassandra Clare (City of Ashes)

"We need to talk. All of us About what we're going to do now."
"I was going to watch Project Runway."
— Cassandra Clare (City of Ashes)

"I guess it’s true what they say," observed Jace. "There are no straight men in the trenches."
"That’s atheists, jackass," said Simon furiously. "There are no atheists in the trenches."
— Cassandra Clare

"Come in. And try not to murder any of my guests." Jace edged into the doorway, sizing up Magnus with his eyes.
"Even if one of them spills a drink on my new shoes?"
"Even then."
— Cassandra Clare

"Isabelle looked at him thoughtfully. "Did you seriously jump thirty feet out of a Malachi Configuration? Did he, Alec?"
"He did," Alec confirmed. "I've never seen anything like it."
"I've never seen anything like this." Jace lifted a ten-inch dagger from the floor. One of Isabelle's pink brassiers was spread on the wickedly sharp tip. Isabelle snached it off, scowling."
— Cassandra Clare (City of Ashes)

"Yeah, well, you clearly also couldn't be bothered to call me and tell me you were shacking up with some dyed-blond wanna-be goth you probably met at Pandemonium. After I spent the past three days wondering if you were dead."
"I was not shacking up," Clary said, glad of the darkness as the blood rushed to her face.
"And my hair is naturally blond," said Jace. "Just for the record."
Simon, Clary, and Jace, pg. 115"
— Cassandra Clare (City of Bones)

"Lost in thought, it took her several moments to realize that Jace had been saying something to her. When she blinked at him, she saw a wry grin spread across his face. "What?" she asked, ungraciously.
"I wish you'd stop desperately trying to get my attention like this," he said. "It's become embarrassing."
"Sarcasm is the last refuge of the imaginatively bankrupt," she told him.
"I can't help it. I use my rapier wit to hide my inner pain."
"Your pain will be outer soon if you don't get out of traffic. Are you trying to get run over by a cab?"
"Don't be ridiculous," he said. "We could never get a cab that easily in this neighborhood."
— Cassandra Clare (City of Bones)

"Mom and Dad won't be pleased if they find out."
"That you freed a possible criminal by trading away your brother to a warlock who looks like a gay Sonic the Hedgehog and dresses like the Child Catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang?" Simon inquired. "No, probably not."
— Cassandra Clare (City of Ashes)

"As for this," Magnus said sliding the stele into Jace's jeans pocket, "keep it in your pants, Shadowhunter." - 219"
— Cassandra Clare (City of Bones)

"The cuckoo bird," she said. "You see, cuckoos are parasites. They lay their eggs in other birds' nests. When the egg hatches, the baby cuckoo pushes the other baby birds out of the nest. The poor parent birds work themselves to death trying to find enough food to feed the enormous cuckoo child who has murdered their babies and taken their places."
"Enormous?" said Jace. "Did you just call me fat?"
"It was an analogy."
"I am not fat."
— Cassandra Clare (City of Ashes)