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If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to slap yourself/someone else, put this on your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, put this in your profile.

If you've ever seen a movie or TV program/episode so many times you can quote it word for word and you do so at random times or when the moment seems to need a quote, put this in your profile.

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile

If you've ever laughed so hard tears streamed down your face, you banged your head/hands repeatedly on a table, and received weird looks from everyone in the immediate vicinity, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting chimp slavery etc.) then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If High School Musical bothers you for any particular reason, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think villians rock and are da bomb, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you are a fangirl of any villain, copy and paste this into your profile!

92 of the teen population would die if Abercrombie & Fitch told them that breathing isn't cool. If you are part of the 8 who are laughing their heads off, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever walked into a door (or lamppost) copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remembered, copy this into your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

You know you've been on the computer TOO long when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don’t have a screen name or MySpace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn’t even have the ability to do your job.

7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was no number 5.

11.) & now you’re laughing at your stupidity.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did.

Friend: Did you hear?

Me: What?

Friend: Jean Grey died in the comics!

Me: ...So?

Friend: Aren't you upset?

Me: Jean has died, like, 8 times. I stopped caring after 5.

Copy and paste this into your profile if you think Jean should just decide whether or not to stay dead already.

The Ouran Alphabet

A is for Academy, which is where the Ouran students attend.

B is for Boy-Lolita, which is Mitsukuni Haninozuka.

C is for Cosplay, which the Hosts do almost every day.

D is for Debt, which is 8 million yen.

E is for Emo Corner, which is Tamaki's depression spot.

F is for Female, which is Haruhi's true gender.

G is for Gay, which some of the hosts are questionable on...

H is for Hikaru, who is the confused one of the Hitachiin Twins.

I is for Innocent, which Honey claims to be...

J is for Jealousy, which Hikaru expresses towards Haruhi and Arai.

K is for Kaoru, who is the sweetest of the Hitachiin Twins.

L is for Love, which is the feeling that Kaoru feels for Hikaru, though that is not confirmed.

M is for Mori, who is the strong and silent type.

N is for Nekozawa, who will put a curse on you if you don't watch your back.

O is for Ohtori, which is a big name in the medical business.

P is for Puppet, and its name is Belzeneff.

Q is for Quiet, which basically describes Mori.

R is for Roses, which every Host Club member has in their own color.

S is for Suoh, which the headmasters name.

T is for Tamaki, who considers himself as the "King" of the Host Club.

U is for Usa-chan, which is the name of Honey's stuffed bunny.

V is for Vocals, which Renge uses a lot.

W is for Wonderland, where Haruhi had seen her mother.

X is for X-Ray Vision, which the Hitachiin Brothers wish they had (on each other...)

Y is for Yaoi, which the Ouran show has a lot of thanks to the Hitachiin Twins (yeah...)

Z is for the Zuka Club, which Haruhi was almost forced to join.

If you have never heard or seen the Ouran Alphabet before until now, copy and paste this into your profile.

stereotypes

All Black people are lazy.

All White people are Racists.

All Italians are in the Mob,

All Irishman are drunks.

All Democrats are Stupid

All Republicans are against the "working man"

All southerners are rednecks and dim-witted.

All Chinese people are good at math.

All Jocks are stupid.

All Blondes are Stupid.

Everyone from West Virginia have one leg longer than the other.

All Rednecks find their dates at family reunions.

All men are Pigs.

All women with large breasts are easy.

All women with really short hair are dykes.

All truck drivers are on speed.

All Motorcyclists are Hells Angels.

All hispanics are illegal aliens.

All Muslims are terrorists.

All Japanese (or Orientals) are untrustworthy.

All left handed people are gay.

All judges are honest.

All Lawyers are crooks. (This one might really be true.) LOL

All homeless are that way by choice.

Anyone who has been convicted of a crime will never be rehabilitated and will always continue to commit crimes.

This is the true story of George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi, who was going to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the shed. George opened the door to go turn off the light but saw there were people in the shed in the process of stealing things.

He immediately phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and George said no and explained the situation. Then they explained that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be there when available.

George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.

"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I've just shot them all."

Then he hung up. Within five minutes three squad cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up. Of course, the police caught the burglars red-handed.

One of the policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"

George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"

3 friends die in a car accident and they go to an orientation in heaven. They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are talking about you, what would you like them to say?

The first guy says,"I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time, and a great family man."

The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher which made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow."

The last guy replies, "I would like to hear them say ... Look, He's Moving!