Age: 19

Gender: Male

Sex Preference Thankfully, Female

Nationality: White American

Bio: I became the phyical embodiment of LOGIC!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!! Whoops got carried away. Enough said

Preferences

Doggy style or 69: 69

Pepsi or Coke: Mountain Dew

Blondes or Brunettes: Depends

Life or Death: LOGIC RULEZ ALL!!! MWAHAHAHAHA... *cough*

Speech:

Hello fellow Naruto fans. We all know Kishimoto has ruined the manga. He makes Naruto such a weak loser. I mean com on, who gets beat up by a stuck up asshole, who's only goal in life is o kill his own brother! He can kill a manwho calls him self God, yet he can't even beat an ovrpowered homosexual goth! Enough of my rant. If you agree with me, copy this into your profile and add your name.

Omake:

One day, Kishimoto was finishingup on his latest chapter of Naruto. He planned for Sauke to kill Naruto, and later have the biggest orgy in the world with every single femae in the Elemental Nations. *rumble* He stopped what he wasdoing and called his secetary to bring up his lunch. " Coming rigt up, Bitchimoto," said the creepiest voice he ever heard, and he made Orochimaru, for goodness sake.

He tried to run out of his office, but it was locked. He then proceeded to jump out of the window, which was a mistake, considering he was on the 7th floor. He bounced off the now ruined car he landed on and laid there defenselessly. Th next sight he saw made him wet his pants.

Standing in frontof him was a dark skinned man. He was 6"7', and fuming. He was dressed in a red version of the bounty hunter's costume from Assassin's Creed : Liberation. There as a giant ass bazooka with two sword like bayonets on his back. His entire right arm was stitched together, and he had a bandana wraped around his neck. He had banages wrapped arund his lower fac and tons of weapons on his person.

" Hello Bitchimoto-san. SpartaKillsPsychos-sama has sent me here to kill you."

"Why, I-I didn't even d-do a-a-anything wr..."

"Tsukiyomi"

"AAAAAAHHH!"

Suddenly, the world turned red and black."For the next 72 hous you will experience all you hold dear repeatedly, destroyed, while I kill and revive you in the ost gruesome ways," said the bounty hunter guy

He then pulled of the bandges on his face, and his stiches dissapeared. Instead of a mouth, he had a long wide eel like tube ith swirling razor sharp teeth. Out of his destroyed and unstiched right armcame tons of nasty little bugs, with glowing red eyes, and 10s of legs, on long bodies.

"AAAAAAHHH!"

"BWAHAHAHAHA!" came a sinister laugh in the distance.

THE END... OR IS IT?