The unwritten rules have now been written with commentary from all the characters. Rule #1: don't bleed.

Takes place after Twilight. Edward never even thought about leaving Bella. The Cullens go hunting and Angela asks Bella to hang out at the mall, she knows something that NO HUMAN should know. What's gonna happen to the Cullens? Rated T. Usual Pairings.

This story is all about Emmett's favorite game and the adventures the Cullen's and Bella get into while playing it. Alice and Bella getting married? Is Edward gay? Is Rosalie pregnant? Emmett in love with a werewolf? Find out in this VERY funny story! DS

One-shot. A day in the life of Mr and Mrs Cullen. Rough bathroom sex at school. Dirty talking Edward. I do not own Twilight. My first story, quite short, sorry. Rated M for sexual content and profanity. Review please. Thankyou!

The Cullens have rules they have to obey to live in the house. Here are some situations where they need to be enforced.

Why the Cullens had to leave their school before the one in Alaska, From the Principal's POV

A list of things Rosalie Hale isn't allowed to do. Rated T just to be safe, though it isn't imo too bad. Twilight is copyright to Stephenie Meyer, such as all characters ;

51 things vampires and banned from doing, read for a good laugh.

It's Twilight versions of your favorite Christmas songs! True fun to get you into the holiday spirit. So join us, Supa Paratroopa, I Will Soar, and I RuleThisWorldSoGetYourOwn, as we bring you 12 Twimas songs, one every day until x-mas. T for inside jokes and some violence.

One-shot. Jasper and Alice have a fun conversation on their anniversary. Sweet and a bit funny, Alice POV. Read and Review!

Jasper has a really bad day. He uses hair removal cream in his hair, he's forced to go to depression group sessions and is made fun of by many people. extremely funny. Read and Review.

There is only so far Edward can be pushed...

A guy hits on Alice and Jasper reacts. Kinda funny, I think...

For all the lovers of 10 Ways to Annoy Twilight Characters! I know these stories have been done before, but I hope you haven't used up all the popcorn just the same...

I have seen these lists for Emmett, so i wrote an extremely long one for Alice. Enjoy :D

Jasper messes with Carlisle's emotions! Its a one-shot but its really funny so read it!

Jacobs song for Bella.

Em/J/Ed...bank robbers?*Nods head* The unsuspecting victims-Bella/Angela/A little 4year old girl. See Edward's...'presuasive' side,Emmett's pleasure at meeting a joke loving kid&Jasper's feelings at being a robber. Better than it sounds if i say so myself

Well, the title explaines it. My weak attempt at humor. READ AND REVIEW! First Twilight fic so don't be mean Bella, Alice, Rosalie, Emmet, Edward, Jasper obviously. oneshot

What will happen when Emmett and Jasper are stuck at home watching Bella? Why, 20 questions, sleeptalking, and a practical joke, of course! Oneshot.