A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend already has a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry

.A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

If You have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this if you want to be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels

If you walk and trip or stumble because your too busy reading a book copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

If you approve of gay-marriages put this on your profile and add your name to the list. Gaara's-pandachan101, CosenAngel, ArtemisBlack555, Aeris Leonheart, MegaKiraraLover(MKL)EVIOLETFOX,yoshino-sama

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile!

If you cried when you foudn out Jiraiya died, paste this into your profile.

If, for no reason, you have laughed at a part in a movie that really wasn't funny...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have every wanted to just SLAP someone for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you walk and trip or stumble because your too busy reading a book copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than consecutive five minutes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile

THE WE LOVE SASUKE-BASHING CLUB: If you hate Sasuke from NARUTO and love making him suffer, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Kinomi-chan, EstherAngelofDeath, 9shadowcat9, Akatsuki wolves6, HarajukuSushi, Ifrits Aeon (gotta get a better name)evioletfox(_),yoshino-sama

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, itachikakashi, xXxLuna-of-the-ChosenxXx, KunoichiKagi,fallen tenshi412,Mangafan13, DaggerMutt, twilightaddict131,evioletfox,yoshino-sama

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, StarDragon411, Mystic Katt, TrueThinker, Softballgirl9411,Witchdoctor42, zara2148,Danni Lea, SadieYuki, felinerx, Miyuki Sohma,No-Idea-For-A-Name, CrimsonTearsXDeidara, HarajukuSushi. Ifrits Aeon,evioletfox,yoshino-sama

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you're stalking a fictional character copy this to your profile.

98 percent of the Internet population has a MySpace. If you're part of the 2 percent who can resist stupid fads, copy this into your profile.

If you have weird taste in anything, copy this into your profile.

6 out of 10 girls say that their favorite color is pink. If you're one of the other four, post this on your profile.

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren’t, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienal, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, The-Good-Die-Alone, Daughter of a Renegade, Littlewhisker, Snowdancer56, MoonAquaAngel, warriorfreak, jasminesolo, Protector of Canon2, (this goes for all of us) TheThroppSistersandCompany, s_slytherin, Courtney Dax, YuYuFanatic14, MegaKiraraLover(MKL)EVIOLETFOX,yoshino-sama

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile. (geesh, the point? might as well e-mail. they know you already if you're friends.)

Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message and symbol for equality to your profile.

Bad spellers of the world UNITE! If you are a bad speller and proud of it copy this to your profile.(spell cheak saves my ass XD)

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you love yaoi, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy this into your profile.

Paste this into your profile if you're a procrastination addict.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever made up your own language just for fun, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it's uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent screaming with laughter at the others.

95 percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like cookies, and anime!

If you think that o/_\o looks like Itachi, copy this into your profile.

If you swear like crazy at the rare pokemon for escaping your last pokeball, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you had a laughing fit for absolutely no reason copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think that it's not fair that the guys in manga and anime are almost always better than the guys in the real world, copy and paste this in your profile! Then add your name to the List Mit-chan007, Ni-Chan, vampgirl8, XxGaarasGirlXx, Gaaras1Girl, Hail-Knight, ShinoAndMe, KariandNole, Shiroi Maroboshi!!, VampireWolfGirl,AKATSUKICHIBI789, IceCrystal7, Jestie Uchiha, Miko Hayashi, xXAutumnInWonderlandXx,yoshino-sama

If you have ever been so wrapped up thinking about anime, anime fan art, or anime fanfictions that you zoned out and came back to reality 5 minutes or more later with no idea of what's going on, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list Athame Kunoichi, Sugarmonkey778, A Ninja Named Frank, Banryuwielder244, angelic memories, philippinocherryblossom, Nyanonymous, craZy_goth_friendZ, jinxedpixie, SkywardShadow, Gaaras1Girl, Hail-Knight, ShinoAndMe, KariandNole, Shiroi Maroboshi!!, VampireWolfGirl,AKATSUKICHIBI789, IceCrystal7, Jestie Uchiha, Miko Hayashi, xXAutumnInWonderlandXx,yoshino-sama

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!))scarilyobsessed(Fang, from maximum ride),TwilightNatalia(I had a crush on Ed from Fullmetal Alchemist for like 3 days then I got over it, if that counts) Kit-Kat Punk-lover (I'm in love with Gaara, Near, Envy and Beyond! Hahaha Strangest characters I know!!) orochimarusbadgirl(... Orochimaru-sama, Mello, Edward Cullen, Hinata, Misa-Misa-chan, and...i hate to admit, sasukeuchiha.),xNatexRiverx(Kiba,Yuki,Tobi,Deidara,Near,L.) xMihaelxJeevasx(Matt,Mello,L,BB,Sabastian,Pein,Gaara,Itachi,Sasuke,Hayate), Shinka-chan (Gaara-kun, Wrath, Envy, Lee, Chopper, Sesshoumaru, L and gasp Sasuke), Deidara-kunisMine (Deidara, Lee, Neji, Itachi, Garra, Snape, Zuko, Zero, Hidan, L, Pein!), XxXDeidara_lverXxX (Inuyasha, Sesshomaru, L, Edward Elric, Sasuke, Kiba, Gaara, Hidan, Itachi, Pein, DEIDARA!!) nats10art ( Artemis fowl, Double D(dont laugh), Gaara, Naruto, Sasuke, Tobi, Itachi, Pain, Deidara(FAVORITE!!)) bAkablAckcAt (Sasuke, when he was young, Tobi, Ikuto, Natsume, Colonel Mustang, deidara, Itachi), Jestie Uchiha (ITACHI, Gaara, Zero, Fran, Bel, Zetsu, Tobi, Deidara), Miko Hayashi (Seto Kaiba, Marik Ishtar, Mokuba Kaiba, Sanosuke, Yahiko, Itachi, Zetsu, Deidara, Hidan, Grimmjow, Ulquiorra, Renji, Ikkaku, and some others I think XD), xXAutumnInWonderlandXx (Kisame, Itachi, Naruto (he's adorable!), Deidara at one point, Hidan for a while, Kakuzu, and Shaggy from Scooby-Doo),yoshino-sama(hidan,pein,sasori,deidara,itachi)

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think it's stupid that girls are automatically labeled with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like watching Naruto, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE.

If you have ever daydreamed/dreamed of kissing your favorite Naruto character, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever screamed WHAPAH! randomly, add this to your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you think you've read over a hundred fanfictions, copy and paste this into your profile.

if you would love to stay a night in a library, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head against a desk for no reason copy this on your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy this into your profile

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

If your weird and proud of it,then join the Weird club! Then copy and paste this to your status and add your name to the list! icyprincess1, NaruSasuForEver277, Lenore-Light, Jestie Uchiha, xXAutumnInWonderlandXx,yoshino-sama

If you are, crazy and insane, put this in your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you find yourself reading fanfiction more then you write, add your name then copy and paste this to your profile:

TeenageCrisis, Kirathis-Chan, Spazz8884, xXxJaycee81196xXx, 3Kiyoshi3, aero13, XxSwEeTcHiCkAxX, icyprincess1, Jestie Uchiha, Miko Hayashi, xXAutumnInWonderlandXx,yoshino-sama

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy and paste this to your profile

I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile

98 percent of teenagers have never read manga. If you are part of the 2 percent that have, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.

If you want to learn Japanese copy/paste this into your profile ( know at least a good 30 words!!! :D)

IF YOU THINK WRITERS BLOCK SUCKS, COPY AND PASTE THIS TO YOUR PROFILE!!

THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB:If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Angel Of Cherry Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms016, Rayray, Sakura the lover, Sasusakufan2357, Lina Mistress of Elements, xnarutoxrocksx, uchihasakurah26, Nokas-Kokas, NorthernLights25, KunoichruleALL, Kawaiiblossom94, dera-chan, Mai-'-Kawaii-'-Ai, Hinatakura, Sakuranata,ChristinaAngel,Shoelacey, Temari-Sand Princess, Tonni88, AnimeLover325, Liliedove, Meco45, Twilitassassin13, gothicangel0827, HidanxRai4ever, AkatsukiFreak31, Jestie Uchiha, Miko Hayashi, xXAutumnInWonderlandXx,yoshino-sama

Karin is so ugly, not even Naruto can believe it!

Karin is so fat, not even the Byakugan can see through her.

Karin is so stupid, she took a shit thinking it would open the 8 inner gates.

Karin is so old, Gai dropped his 'Power of youth' philosophy on the spot.

Karin is so ugly, when she passed by Hinata, Hinata yelled 'Daaayuummmmm!'

Karin is so ugly, Itachi felt like his eyesight was diminishing when he saw her.

Karin is so ugly, she made Jiraiya too scared to peek again when he saw her.

Karin is so fat, she made fun of Chouji saying he was 'skin and bones'.

Karin is so ugly, Kakashi voluntarily gave her his mask.

Karin is so stupid, she couldn't find any of the 'hidden' villages.

Karin is so fat, it took a whole beach for Gaara to use his Sand Coffin on her.

Karin is so ugly, the Nine-tails fled in fear.

Karin is so ugly, it's forbidden just to transform into her.

Karin is so fat, Tazuna considered using her as the bridge to the mainland.

Karin is so ugly, When Orochimaru saw her, he suddenly felt good about himself.

Karin is so fat, not even Zabuza's sword could cut through her in one hit.

Karin is so ugly, when the other girls saw her, they all ran for Lee.

Put that in your profile if you despise Karin (aka the MEGA-slut), and hope she dies.

If you think Akatsuki rule,put this on ur profile!!

If you think that the Akatsuki is cool but Zetsu is AWSOME!!, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what Kisame would taste like as Sushi, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Tobi should run for president, copy and paste this onto your profile (yeah but if he goes madara on everyone... im running away, moving somewhere else, and screaming in terror)

If you wish Sasori, Deidara, Itachi, Hidan and Kakuzu didn't have to die, copy and paste this onto your profile andadd your name: Sand Siblings Rule, Chocolate random pie10,SakuraAkatsuki101, HiHi-Ai!, ItaSakuxTenshi!, XxXDeidara LoverXxX, Jestie Uchiha, Miko Hayashi, xXAutumnInWonderlandXx,yoshino-sama

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK. When I grew up I was BLACK. When I'm sick I'm BLACK. When I go in the sun I'm BLACK. When I'm cold I'm BLACK. When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, when you're born you're PINK. When you grow up you're WHITE. When you're sick, you're GREEN. When you go in the sun you turn RED. When you're cold you turn BLUE. And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism!

FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTF!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), nats10art (USA) bAkablAckcAt (USA), Jestie Uchiha (USA) - (nearly everyone on this sight I read about via story or profile i find that I am a LOT alike personality wise), Miko Hayashi (USA), xXAutumnInWonderlandXx (USA),yoshino-sama(brazil)

If you're obsessed with writing/reading fan fictions with an OCxCharacter coupling, copy and paste this.

If you have ever considered going to the dark side since they have cookies, copy this onto your profile. (Well not for the cookies...THE AKATSUKI ARE ON THE DARK SIDE! Duh!... ok a little bit because of the cookies too)

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

All the good men in this world are either gay, taken, or fictional charaters. Copy if true. It's not fair...-goes into emo corner-

If you talk to yourself and aren't afraid to admit it to anyone, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you often laugh maniacally when you're all by yourself, please copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

Post this on your profile if you have ever had a major fan girl moment. (I have had MANY major fan-girl moments)

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile. Anime, video games, cartoons, comics, you name it...

If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile. Nobody says "game over" to me!!

If you have the most RANDOM dreams, copy this.

If you believe that everyone in the world is a baka, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you want to slap Sasuke for leaving Konoha, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate Karin from Naruto and hope she dies at the hands of Sasuke copy and paste this into your profile. (It's funny because she does end up being killed by Sasuke!)

If you think that Tenten is awesome and deserves more screentime, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

ANIME IS MY ESCAPE FROM REALITY 'CUZ REALITY SUCKS!! If this is you copy and paste to your profile then add your name! Kawaii Chibi-kun, Xx Falcon's Eye xX, red-eyedgal, Lee Wolf 10, Sweet Nightmare's Good Byes, X0Hannah0X, Tsarina Torment, 4000kills, icyprincess1, Moon made of Ink, Jestie Uchiha, xXAutumnInWonderlandXx,yoshino-sama

Itachi will never be forgotten and will live on in our hearts. If you think this PLEASE copy and paste this in your profile.

(·.·).I.(·.·) (·.··. .·;Love·..··.·) ·..· Akastuki ·. ·.(· Forever·)..·.• •..• •..• •..•

AKASTUKI_RULES_ _

Copy this bunny. and Join the dark side, we have cookies, chocolate milk and Rainbows! YAY!! Darthvader is at the spa and loving it!

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l、 ヽ

じしf,)ノ

Yaaaay kitty!

This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your signature to help him gain world domination

I think people should read this if they HATE child abusing. If you HATEchild abusing like me copy and paste this to your profile.

Naruto Rules:

Good Guys Fan: You are a prissy prissy fan! You enjoy colorful things like rainbows! You hate the Akatsuki, and you like Sakura, Naruto, and Sasuke for killing them!

Bad Guys Fan: You are either a weird, emo, or Gothic fan! You enjoy dark colors like dark blue and purple! You love the Akatsuki (Ororape is optional), and hate Sakura, Naruto, and Sas-GAY for killing them!

COPY AND PASTE THIS IF YOU ARE A FAN! ADD YOUR NAME AND IN PARENTHESES ADD WHICH FAN YOU ARE!! - gothicangel0827 (bad), Lala girl in Lala Land (bad), nats10art (bad) bAkablAckcAt (bad), Jestie Uchiha (BAD ALL THE WAY!!!), Miko Hayashi (bad), xXAutumnInWonderlandXx (bad),yoshino-sama(bad fuckers)

Doing homework sucks. Copy and paste this into your profile if you agree. (haha i had all winter break to do mine, i only got like one page done :P)

If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile. (ITACHI UCHIHA!!!!!!)

If you are antisocial sometimes, copy and paste.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

Copy and paste this into your profile and add your name if you hate Karin from Naruto: Kakashi Forever, Miko Hayashi, xXAutumnInWonderlandXx,yoshino-sama

Anime is Life. Manga is life. Life is good. Parents suck for not buying you more life. If you agree, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.

Life, is like God's way of kicking your sorry ass out of heaven and yelling, "AND DON'T COME BACK!!"

Death, is like God's way of dragging you back up to heaven by your collar, mumbling, "Okay, I think you've done enough damage..."

"I'm bringing sexy back..." copy and paste this into your profile if you didn't even know sexy was gone.

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nick-name ‘Duck Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your butt off.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door...

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put the following on your profile (BOLD the ones you are):

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and Kool-Aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and be A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I'm FRENCH, so I must eat snails and frogs.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

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Paranoid:Very High

Schizoid:High

Schizotypal:High

Antisocial:High

Borderline:Very High

Histrionic:High

Narcissistic:High

Avoidant:Moderate

Dependent:Moderate

Obsessive-Compulsive:High

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded