Name:Emma L. F. (yeah my enitials spell elf...as in the elf part of echoelf...ha it all comes together now doesn't it)
Age: 14

hello and welcome to my twisted, twisted mind.
Some random facts about me:
1. I worship Good Charlotte, esp. Benji and Joel
2. Sarah i spotted the quarashi guy first...he's MINE MINE MINE...mwahahahahahahahaa
3. to quote sarah i am "open to experimentation"...draw your own conclusions...lol...or you could ask Eamon about our phone conversations...or Debbie about what REALLY happened with Sarah in Alexa's closet that night...
4. I am officially an emo head (damn you Eamon) and my devil duckies will kill anyone who insults it...i.e. my parents and Barnaby-it does NOT sound like a cat on helium being hit by a truck...although that is a very funny analogy, i commend you for it.
5. Bloody Valentine by Good Charlotte is so fucking awesome. GO VIOLENT BENJI AND JOEL!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pointless amusing story: i dyed my hair purple...it kicks ass...and my mom let me dye it...she's trying to be all "liberal accepting mom" but when she saw it she was like "holy shit...i mean that's great honey"...it was very very very funny especiallly if you know my mom...which you don't...wait that story had no point did it...oh well

Bands who I would sell my soul (or at least my guitar) for:
Samsara-My friend's band...they kick major ass, plus both of their guitarists are hot...(don't hurt me abby don't hurt me...just feel lucky b/c you get an excuse to see them...band camp for example)Except now they have to change their name...which blows.
Good Charlotte
Sum 41
Dashboard Confessional
Something Corporate
Smashing Pumpkins
Blink 182-if you were thinking "but they sold out" fuck off...so they sold out...that doesn't make any of their old stuff less good or Mark and Tom less hot. I go through major mood swings about this band in case you hadn't noticed
the Offspring
Saves the Day
Green Day
Old Third Eye Blind...And their new stuff...although I haven't actually heard it anywhere other than at the concert...but I remember I liked it so...yeah.
Nirvana
Weezer

Bands Who i would not part with my soul or guitar for, but still kick ass:
Eve 6
Barenaked Ladies-could go on the other list at times...this is not one of them
Jimmy Eat World
Boxcar Racer
New Found Glory
Less than jake
The Ramones
Our Lady Peace
Sublime
Quarashi
Papa Roach
Midtown
Rancid
Autopilot off
Lefty
NOFX
No use for a name

Random Quotes
"You know who else likes makin' out? Sum 41. I know from firsthand experience... or, my friend does..."
– Benji from Good Charlotte
"It's only gay if you swallow"
-Joel from Good Charlotte
"hi, i'm cone. this is my bass. he's called marti. aren't you, marti? how's my sugarplum marti-kins? wooza-wooza.."
-Cone from Sum 41
"ok so what am i doing? Im chasing this guy...no...he's chasing me"
-Memento-great movie...see it
"...I don't feel drunk..."
-Memento
"Still the prettiest"
-The Very Secret Diary of Legolas
"everybody hitting on me. cannot cope. Off to mordor"
-The Very Secret Diary of Frodo
"nobody hitting on me. Cannot cope. off to stalk the ringbearer in mordor"
-The Very Secret Diary of Gollum
(in case you haven't read them to read the very secret diaries of Lord of the Rings charachters to go )

Songs that kick ass
Something Corporate-Konstantine
Dashboard Confessional-Ender Will Save Us All
Dashboard Confessional-Again I Go Unnoticed...especially the version on the CD, not the one i downloaded because the one on the cd is in a significantly lower key and Chris Carrabba singing in a high key can be kind of painful if you're not prepared for it.
Our Lady Peace-Made to Heal
Our Lady Peace-Somewhere Out There
New Found Glory-Understatement
New Found Glory-Hit or Miss
Good Charlotte-Superman Can't Walk
Good Charlotte-Change
Good Charlotte-Complicated
Good Charlotte-Seasons
Good Charlotte-Motivation Proclomation
Good Charlotte-ANYTHING ACOUSTIC BY THEM-their acoustic versions are not only good, but a lot of them have different lyrics.
Ozzy Osbourne-Goodbye to Romance (yes sarah i love it)
Ozzy Osbourne-Crazy Train
Boxcar Racer-Letters to God
Boxcar Racer-There Is-holy shit i missed that song at camp...you have no idea...so now I'm listening to it on repeat.
Something Corporate-Hurricane
Something Corporate-Little
Something Corporate-iF yoU C Jordan (especially our version...lol)
Midtown-Come On
Autopilot Off-underrated
Rancid-I want a riot
Rancid-Ruby SoHo
Rancid-Bob
NOFX-Bob
NOFX-Clams have feelings too
NOFX-I want you to want me (cover of that song from Ten Things I hate About You)
many many many more...

Songs that I listen to on repeat and get horribly camp sick because they had some significance to our cabin:
The Knack-My Sharona...oh my god...that song's in Reality Bites...which is one of the all time greatest movies...like ever...haha...so everybody go out and rent it...Winona Rider (Free Winona), Ethan Hawke (who was in one of my uncle's movies thank you very much), and Ben Stiller...who kind of pisses me off in general, but he's good in this movie
Tempted By The Fruit Of Another...umm yeah, no idea who it's by
G-Love and Special Sauce-Friday Night
Petula Clark-Downtown
Joey Ramone-What a Wonderful World
The Ramones-I Wanna Be Sedated

A special thanks to:CrAzYmf676-wow my first fan email-thank you for boosting my self esteem, Plaid Avenger, Nooodle, Yuiren, Angelica, BeNjI's PuNk RoCk PrInCeSs, Umi, AnniE aka pRetty in puNK, Xanpet, i-drink-febreze, MelodicDreamer55, shoelaces, Ash, SimmerSparky, SLCpunk, mEsTuPgCsCrEaMeR, bigred182, Problem Child, Amber Forest, lauren, PunkBunny, SomeOneImNot, HotPantsDelonge, Hope, cherie, Ash, Sarah Perry...my bestest friend, Lonely Stars, Unperfect Wolf, Michelle, punkrocker, patty, bonnie, great for soup, Blink-sum-new-muse, Cone's Sweet 16, Simply Ariel41, Grub, Moronicloserfreak, VEGANlovin, rozylin, Redheaded Bastard, I heart TUBESOCKS, razorbaby, Cyrus Bolooki, ImaGoOdgirLC, pretty waste, a friend of a friend, LoserGeek, moonlightangel, labels.DONT.like.ME, RiseAgainPhoenix, Britt, Freaks R Us, head on a leash, Stupid People Stalk Me, alison, amy, aurora, cliffordthepunkassdog, goodcbaby, secretly lovin wyatt, Neri, trisha, Morpha, Toni, ApprenticE to DarknesS, and anyone else who reviewed and i forgot b/c i'm a horrible person with no memory...thank you all for the wonderful, nice, kind reviews. You all rock.

If you're like me and you enjoy crying for hours over fanfics, i suggest you read "Read between the lines" and "Bitter" by OcToPuS bALAnCeD-they're beautifully written and very very very sad...i cried for the longest time and i want you to cry too...see i'm such a nice person. Also, read For Tom by i was a problem kid. It's so fucking good. I cried.

Feel free to email me if you want to talk...you can im me-pervyhobbitluver...if you really want to know the story behind that screen name i suggest you read the very secret diaries. All i'm going to say is that Elijah Wood is incredibly hot...if you want to talk about him or anyone or anything else im me...i may respond...who knows!