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hi. --Basics-- Name: What happened to the whole, be safe on the internet thing? Nickname(s): Oh, okay. Elly. Samantha. I really don't care! Age: Whatever you guess will be wrong Birthday: December 29th. That's right, folks, it would just ill my birthday to be divisible by ten. Birthplace: ye old united states Current Location: Wherever I am, which is probably an alternate dimension, or the world of secret tacos, who defeat the evil burrito of ultimate destruction. What? Eye Color: Green. Blue. Gold. Brown. They refuse to make up their mind. Hair Color: Ditzy, ridiculous blonde. Height: i dunno. I'm tall, okay? Weight: no idea. Lefty or Righty: right is joy Zodiac Sign: cap-cap-cappycorn. Wow. That was lame. What Do You Drive: I'm small. Me no drive. Screenname: Really? DO you not see it up there? --Do You-- Have any siblings: Nopes. Have any pets: 2 hyper-active felines. Have a job: No!! never!! mu-ha-ha-ha-ha! Have a cellphone: Yes... Have any special talents or skills: I'm a magical psychic with the ability to talk to animals and control computers with my mind. Who are you kidding? No way am I talking about this. Have any fears: Hmmm...spiders. Ignorance. Spiders. Have a bedtime: This is pretty weird, but I can honestly say that I don't know... Sing in the shower: On occasion. WAIT, WHO TOLD YOU?? i WANT THEIR NAME AND ADDRESS! Want to go to college: Hmmm...hobo or college... Get along with your parents: Yes. I'm a freak. Have any piercings: NEVER!! I will Never get even my ears pierced, solely for the purpose of making people ask and then be confused. Have any tattoos: nope. Swear: In my head. Smoke: Say no to drugs and nicotine, man! Drink: Liquid. Occasionally. Do Drugs: Did you not read the smoking thing? --Love & All That Crap-- Ever been in love: Love is a complete lie. No human being can ever truly fall in love, because all of their relationships end within 3 months. Ever cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend: Nope. Are you single: Well, yeah. Are you in a relationship: Wasn't that just asked? Do you have a crush on someone: Excuse me...what? I'm a paranoid freak. I' don't talk about my feelings. Ever been dumped: Well, no. Ever dumped someone: hmmm...no. --This or That-- Fruit or Vegetable: apples. And potatoes. And carrots. Black or White: Who cares, racially? Unless you're saying favorite actual colors, in which case, I wouldn't be able to choose, either. Lights On or Lights Off: Off. Always off. Sadly, earth does not agree with me... TV or Movie: Movie. TV has stupid plotlines and weak characters. Car or Truck: A clique black sedan, just to be weird Cash or Check: Cash for sure. Can't trust checks. Rock or Rap: Rock all the way. Chocolate or Vanilla: Are you insane? I say death to Vanilla! French Toast or French Fries: Neither. Sorry. Strawberries or Blueberries: I dunno. Love 'em both. Cookies or Muffins: Always, without a doubt, even after the world implodes, absolutely muffins. Hugs or Kisses: Well, that's random... --Have You Ever-- Danced in a public place: Sadly, yes. Smiled for no reason: Never. Laughed so hard you cried: Every 2 minutes. usually freaking out other people. Talked to someone you don't know: Well, if you never talk to anyone you don't know, you can never know anyone. Drank alcohol: Disgusting. Gross. Bleah. Horrid taste. Done drugs: This was asked previously. Druggies end up going to Volterra, getting on the Hobo Party Bus, and being eaten. I will not explain myself. Partied 'til the sun came up: Depends what you consider partied. Gotten a ticket: Yes! Phantom of the Opera! Oh yeah! Been arrested: If I did, my memory was wiped. Been convicted of a crime: Well, no. But this is interesting, if I was convicted of a crime, would I be arrested? Or would it b that after I was arrested, I could be convicted of a crime. Hmmm, an endless loop... Been in a wreck: Wreck? That's me!! Been out of the country: Canada. Wish to visit Italy. Never will. --Random & Silly Junk-- Ever TP'd someone's house: Um... Ever egged someone's house: In my neighborhood, stray cats would lick it off. How many languages do you speak: English, bits of Italian... Who do you compare yourself to: Hobos. Always hobos. Ever regret anything: You cannot hold this against me in a court of law!! Do you like being tickled: Tickling is death. Relationships are death. Relationships of tickling are death. What are your goals: Discover the land of magical rainbows...eh, no. Are your fingers tired: If my fingers were tired, than answering this question would make them more tired. Are you tired of this survey: Who the heck even wrote this?? Are you happy: I wish I could say. Some Other Things To Know About Me Stuff About Me: I'm a random gifted geek who writes books and hides them in dark alleyways. Hobbies: I write, read, sing, read, draw, read, annoy gerbils, and read. Fears: Spiders. And being eaten. And spiders. Favourite Colours: Crimson, gray, and Lilac. But not together. Because that would be bad. Favourite Artist/Bands: Paramore, flyleaf, Linkin Park, Three days grace, Panic! At The Disco, , The Beatles, Evanescence, Aiden, Ozzy Osborne, Thom Yorke, August Burns Red, Green day, Kevin Rudolf, Katy Perry, Nickelback, Nirvana, Pink, System of a Down...eh, how do you spell it...30hd. No. 30hi. No. Definitely not. 3OH!3! Yeah! OH yeah! I triumph! Who the heck came up with that name, anyway? Favourite Books: Max ride, Harry potter, Twilight(but only the volturi),and, I'm ashamed to say, the clique. Favourite Authors: Emily Dickinson, Stephenie Meyer, James Patterson, J.K. Rowling, billions of others that I really cannot remember. All in no particular order. Favourite TV Shows: Wow. Drawing a total blank here, except monk. GO MONK!! THey killed Monk. Favourite Movies: Phantom of the Opera, Dark Knight, Batman begins, all Harry potters, New Moon, exclusively for the Volturi scenes, and Dragonheart. No, I don't mean Braveheart. Dragonheart. look it up. |
