Hey dudes and dudettes!

Name: Amy (People call me that after Amelia Pond from Doctor Who lol)

Gaiaonline account: (Add us if you want :D You can)

Facebook account: Jasmine Amelia Lockheart

Twitter account: www.twitter.com/TimeLadyJas

Age: Not telling ya! Sorry chickas lol

Location: UK!

Star sign: Virgo

Real life hair colour: Dark, dark brown, almost black

Real life eye colour: Dark brown

Height: 5'4

Fav colour: Definitely blue (The TARDIS is blue! lol!)

Fav books: Doctor Who novels, Torchwood novels, Primeval novels, The Ruby in the Smoke,

Fav manga: Dragon Ball, Dragon Ball Z

Fav anime: Dragon Ball, Dragon Ball Z, Dragon Ball GT, Naturo (A little tiny bit), Clannad

Fav TV shows: DOCTOR WHO!, Dragon Ball Z, JONAS, Glee, Eastenders, Hollyoaks, Being Human (BBC version), Primeval, NCIS, Law and Order, Law and Order:SVU, Law and Order: UK, CSI, Casualty, Holby City, Doctors

Fav movies: Doctor Who 1996 movie, Dragon ball evolution (Not really... But anything connected to DBZ I love lol, even though it was a total disaster...), 27 dresses, 17 again, Bride and Prejudice, Bride Wars, DBZ animated movies etc

Fav music acts: Jonas Brothers (Like in love with them lol), Paramore, Kelly Clarkson, Westlife (OMG I've been they're fan since i was about 2 lol), Take That (Genius boyband :D totally), Glee cast, Britney Spears, Leona Lewis, John Barrowman, Celine Dion, Shakira, Natasha Bedingfield, Esmee Denters, September, Shania Twain, Taylor Swift, Evanescence, Nickelback, Adam Lambert, Avril Lavigne, Jordin Sparks, Girls Aloud, The Saturdays, Sugababes, Pink, Shayne Ward, Katy Perry, Enrique Iglesias, Basshunter etc

Fav actors: Kevin Jonas (He's just genius in JONAS lol), Nick Jonas, Joe Jonas (SO in love with him!), David Tennant, John Barrowman, Douglas Henshall, James Murray, Matt Smith, Christopher Eccelston, Matthew Morrison, Ben Mansfield (Total hottie!) David Schwimmer, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, Zac Efron (Even though i didn't really like HSM that much... sorry HSM fans :S Sorry) etc

Fav actresses: Catherine Tate, Freema Agyeman, Karen Gillan, Eve Myles, Chelsea Staub, Nicole Anderson, Jennifer Aniston, Courtney Cox, Lisa Kudrow etc

Hobbies: Playing my guitar, drawing, writing stories, playing DBZ video games, SHOPPING!!! Martial Arts, Archery, Ice skating, painting,dancing, basketball, football etc

11 random facts about me (Yes 11 because I'm random!):

1.) I've got a massive arachnaphobia

2.) I don't like chocolate that much

3.) Technically... My first doctor was Paul McGann, the 8th Doctor XP (Even though i didn't watch it back then)

4.) I initially thought there were only two brothers in the Jonas Brothers until I decided to get off my lazy backside and do some research on them lol

5.) I've been in love with the Jonas Brothers for 2 years and 6 months exactly :D

6.) I LOVE Finn in Glee

7.) I'm a clean freak

8.) I'm in love with the 11th Doctor... Nuff said...

9.)... I want a fez...

10.) I wish I lived in the DBZ world because I could fly around and shoot kamehameha's at random people I hate then :D

11.) I can name all 11 Doctors from Doctor Who! William Hartnell, Patrick Troughton, Jon Pertwee, Tom Baker, Peter Davison, Colin Baker, Sylvester McCoy, Paul McGann, Christopher Eccelston, David Tennant (Woot woot), and Matt Smith (Totally hottie :D oh yeah...)

Recently fell in love with the idea of Lenny and Mads in Casualty!!! They're DESTINED for each other! Go LADS! (LMAO!)

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R.I.P Lis

This is Jonas Bunny. Copy and paste Jonas Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination!

(\JB/) I am Jonas Bunny.
(='.'=) Fear me.
(")_(") JONAS BROTHERS ROCK! lol

If you love Joe Jonas, or his clothes, or his hair, or his jokes, or his voice, or his sunglasses, or his extrovertedness, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love JONAS, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a dream with the Jonas Brothers in it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are in love with one of the Jonas Brothers, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Kevin is hilarious in JONAS, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If Kevin's hair, straight or curly, makes you smile, copy and paste this in to your profile.

If you wish Shane Gray/Joe Jonas would sing "Gotta Find You" to you, copy and paste this in to your profile.

If you're a member of Team Jonas, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think Kevin Jonas should be on "Dancing With the Stars", copy and paste this into your profile. (Better yet he should come to the UK and go on "Strictly come dancing", I would be in the audience every single week! lol)

If You Love The Jonas Brothers Post This in Your Profile.

If You Support Nick Jonas Post This in Your Profile.

If you're a JoBro fan, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you nearly cried (or did!) when you learned of Nick's diabeties, copy and paste this in to your profile.

If Kevin is your guitar hero, copy and paste this in to your profile.

If you dreamed of being a ‘future Mrs. Jonas', copy and paste this in to your profile.

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If you have O.J.J.D (Obsessive Joseph Jonas Disorder)put this in your profile.

If you are in love with the 11th Doctor in Doctor Who, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you annoy people just for fun, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you believe that its better to be unique than cool, copy this into your profile.

If you check your email constantly for a FanFic update copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a crush on a fictional character put this on your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you think Writer's Block is evil, put this in your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this in your profile

95 percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the 5 percent who aren't, copy and paste.

If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste.

If you have ever been so obsessed with a song you actually A) dream about it, B) sing it in school no matter who's listening or, C) know the lyrics by heart and sing it no matter how of key you are, copy and paste this into your profile. (Couldn't stop singing 'Invisible' by the Jonas Brothers for 3 months straight, my Mother nearly went insane lol)

If you don't do drugs and never will, copy and paste this into your profile.

Only crazy people understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, put this in your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity.

If you can't stand preppy people who talk like this: "I like, can't believe, I like, chipped my manicure!!", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever wanted to slap someone, but restrained yourself, congratulations, and copy and paste this to your profile.

93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile.

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile.

1F Y0U C4N UND3R574ND 7H15 M355463 C0PY 17 4ND P4573 17 1N70 Y0UR PR0F1L3.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile.

Only fteefin prenect of poelpe can raed this. fI you are one fo taht prenect, cpoy and pstae tihs itno yuor porflie

If you have a very wide variety of interests, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

Calling me UGLY, wont make you pretty.

Calling me DUMB, wont make you smart.

Calling me a LOSER, wont make you cool.

Calling me FAKE, wont make you real

Calling me WEAK, wont make you strong.

Calling me FAT, wont make you skinny.

Calling me POOR, wont make you rich.

So why bother?

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Already have the shovel to berry the body of the person that made you cry.

FRIENDS: Will pass you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and runs.

FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the cell with you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

Today my friend told me that Limited Too is not a restaurant, it's a store, and that you can't shoot bacon out of your body! She also told me that Quanziggyziggyzam is not a holiday. She told me that the Jonas Brothers were not alive in 1923 and that the earth isn't covered in 75 percent water and that there are cars in Oklahoma! She also told me that no one can go to the year 3000! And, oh! You'll never believe this...she told me that there is no such place as Wisconsin, Ohio and that Joe secretly isn't Superman! She also told me that Kevin wasn't controlled by an X-Box remote! Psh, is she stupid or what??

If Joe Jonas said breathing wasn't cool, 98 percent of the girl population would die. Put this in your profile if you would be that two percent that was smart enough to know if you don't die, you can have him all to yourself!

I'M SORRY
that you think the Jonas Brothers are gay
and only because they dont talk about hooking
up with girls in their music.

I'M SORRY
that you think they are pansies,
and only because they aren't cussing
at us through their music.

I'M SORRY
that you joke at me for being in love with them
and only because you dont know them,
and haven't given them a chance.

I'M SORRY
That they call girls beautiful instead of sexy,
so you think that they are wussies
and only because you dont have the guts to
call us beautiful instead, too.

I'M SORRY
That you think their music sucks
and only because they arent talking about
getting drunk or high.

And most of all I'M SORRY
that you haven't even given them a chance.
You haven't even listened to their music. And
you haven't even thought about the fact that
girls LOVE when guys act like the Jonas Brothers do,
Ya know? Kind, Polite and Like Gentleman. PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU AGREE!!

Here I Am but Who Will I Be? even though i know This is Me . I Gotta Find You so we can Start the Party because Our Time is Here and i know we've got What It Takes . We're 2 Stars and We Rock so we gotta Play My Music . So now im gonna say Hasta La Vista because im Too Cool to know you!

Hey there Pizza Girl,

Would you kindly Tell Me Why everyone seems to be acting Love Sick? I can't seem to Work It Out. I'm just wondering if I should Give Love A Try myself. But I can't. It seems that I Left My Heart In Scandinavia and I don't really know how to get it back. This is only a short drabble since Time Is On Our Side. I'm just going to forget about it and I will Live To Party.

Keep It Real...

Hey You,

I think we should head off to LA Baby (Where Dreams Are Made Off). Don't you just love dancing in the Summer Rain? We'll be Chillin' In The Summertime and we know that we'll have a blast. We should go ahead and Set This Party Off. It's Critical that we Make This Right because, you never know, we might Fall and stumble. Things Will Never Be The Same if we do. We'll take our time as we Drive carefully and then we won't feel so Invisible.

Your Biggest Fan.

1. YOUR REAL NAME: Jasmine

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME : ( first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Jasizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Indigo kitten (lol)

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Amelia Parliament (Okay that's cool lol)

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Marjaibi (What??? lol)

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Magneta pepsi (hehehe)

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): (Can't do this one, don't know my dad and don't have any siblings... But if I cut those out...): ARAI

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Sara

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Ronni (lol lol lol)

How many languages do you speak? Umm... English, Spanish, French, Bengali, and Hindi. Want to learn more though! :P

What is your occupation? I'm still in education lol...

What colour is your underwear? None of your business! lol...

What are you listening to right now? Maroon 5 - She will be loved (Love that song!)

What was the last thing you ate? An apple.

If you were a crayon, what color would you be? Electric Indigo! (Love Joe in JONAS lol)

How is the weather right now? Surprisingly for the UK, we're in the mits of a heatwave!!! I know lol, it's hot.

Favorite drink? Coca cola.

Favorite sport to watch? Figure skating.

Have you ever dyed your hair? Never no, like my dark black hair thanks lol.

Do you wear contacts or glasses? Nope.

Pets? 2 cats.

What is your favorite T.V. show? Doctor Who!!! JONAS and JONAS L.A!!! I can't be bothered to write the rest, look further up and you'll find my fav TV shows lol.

What was the last movie you watched? Bride Wars.

Favorite day of the year? My birthday, definitely :D

What do you do to vent anger? Usually play my guitar, write songs, write stories.

What was your favorite toy as a child? This ducky racing thing lol.

Fall or Spring? Fall (Spiders come out at spring... Ugh me don't like!!!)

Hugs or kisses? Hugs are safer.

Cherry or Blueberry? Cherry!

What is on the floor of your closet? I'm a neat freak. If there was something on my bedroom floor I would have a mental break down (Like seriously... Some say I have OCD, but I don't, i gurantee you) :P

Favorite smell? My DNKY apple perfume (Is that what it's called? I'm not sure, it's 2AM right now)

What inspires you? Music lyrics, some things that people say that are inspirising... If that makes sense...

What are you afraid of? SPIDERS!!! UGH!!! And mess, I hate mess...

Plain, cheese or spicy hamburgers? I don't eat meat... But if it was a veggie burger... Then probably spicy lol.

Favorite car? Audi... Lol I'm a simple girl :P Anything that works fine works for me.

Favorite dog breed? No idea, they're all cute!

Number of keys on your key ring? Well... There's my front door key, back door key, locker key, bedroom door key (Yes I have a lock so nobody goes snooping when I'm out lol), cabinet key where all my writing creations are... So that's 5. (Including 2 key rings, one is a Doctor Who TARDIS one and the other has a picture of the Jobros on... Yeah laugh if you want, but THEY'RE AWESOME!!!)

Favorite day of the week? Saturday!!! Doctor Who's on then!!! Well... Only 13 Saturdays each year, but still, Saturdays awesome :)

How many states have you lived in? None, I live in the UK...

How many cities have you lived in? 1

Ever driven a Motorcycle or Heavy machinery? No... I'm too scared to drive anything lol.

The term JB will forever be Jonas Brothers to me. Justin Bieber will never have the same impact the Jonas Brothers had on me.