Mix an eclectic group of soldiers and a cranky engineer, and what do you get? One dangerous Autobot army, that's what!...when it's not full of epic drama, that is.

Humans and Transformers have to learn to coexist. Prank pulling twins, Ironhide, Ratchet, Annabelle Lennox, NEST, Sam and Mikaela, Wheelie, femmes Chromia Elita One Arcee, Bumblebee, Primes and the Allspark add to Prowl's problems, hence his rules. Stories, humor and adventure with Cybertron history as the Autobot forces grow, fight with Decepticons, and welcome new arrivals.

Random one-shots from G1 to Movie 'verse. Ch51- Parallelism: Rescue Bots, Blurr has trouble adjusting to his new life.

Sesshy lets Rin go surprisingly far with her ideas. And small children have lots of ideas, not all of them so flattering to the one playing a guardian. Series of oneshots where Sesshy plays daddy. Just how much flowers can one handle? Extreme fluffiness..

chapter 114 is now up: I love questions in reviews they keep me going and give me ideas!. The story is about Mikaela, Sam, bumblebee and Jazz bonded as the new Allspark and how life keeps going. The pic is mix of megan fox and Shia thats what sprite would look like with blue eyes.

Cybertron history, twin pranks and Prowl's rules to survive, rules to laugh over, cry over and ignore when you want. Humans, Decepticons, Wheeljack, Bumblebee, Arcee, Ancient Primes, Ultra Magnus, Annabelle, glyphs and NEST, budget officials, femmes, sparklings and human teens mixed together. What's an Autobot Second in Command to do? Roll with it. Ongoing story arcs.

VK one shots A-Z. Came from my old account

Bella uses Edward's laptop to start a journal.

Counselling sessions are causing more harm than good to the Autobots in Ark. But the shows must go on if First Aid wants to become a full medical officer. A background character gives better help to those affected by the recent counselling sessions.

07-MV-- Dear Agent Simmons: Welcome to Psychoville, home to paranoid security officers, tempermental spies, and the average conspiracy theorist, population Too Many To Count And One More, Including You.

2009 MOVIEVERSE Lennox discovers the duties that being a 'Prime' involves when he stumbles across one of Optimus Prime's private moments. Ch 18 - Ironhide explodes over being told to keep his hands off anything female. Bumblebee protects Mikaela.

A series of lifechanging events involving Sideswipe and Sunstreaker, told from different points of view. Written in 2002, long before it would become painfully obvious that I could have chosen a better title...

Sunny and Sides decide to drive the other Autobots insane the best way they know how. With the help of the Earth's Worldwide Web, they come up with numerous ways to prank them. Poor Autobots. Mostly canon pairings.

Time to learn about humans boys.. What? There's no manual? oh, damn, guess ya better start studyin' The Autobots find out just how to be a human... the hard way.

The Twins have always toed the fine line of battle hardened viciousness and the Autobot's ideals. When the line is crossed and the dust settles, the twins find themselves somewhere they never wanted to be.

G1 A peek into the chaos that is the daily lives of the 'bots...via their paging system

Or, 28 Twins. IDW-AU. Sideswipe: gung-ho prankster. Sunstreaker: ego-centric sociopath. Inseparable. Unstoppable. Loyal to the end. Or, at least, that’s what everyone thought. Pre-Earth.

After getting Mikaela and Optimus back into their own bodies, a kidnap attempt by Starscream leaves Sam and the Decepticon leader stuck in each other’s bodies. Things are about to get really complicated. Sequel to “Complications.

Brothers don't need to be in the same room to know how the other feels or what there thinking, most of the time they just know through the bond they share...Sunny and Sides centered.

Sam just can't get himself up in the morning without coffee and his escort is not impressed by the fact. Overreaction leads to vengeance. My first TF fic oops.

Suddenly, she found herself glad she never made it to the prom. .o Movieverse, botxhuman OptimusxMikaela o.

[G1] The Twins watched Monty Python and the Holy Grail and are now amusing themselves, to the other Autobots' confusion and dismay. Written in response to the Use this Line challenge on The Padded Cell.

A mission away for Sunstreaker turns into week's of terror for a kidnapped Sideswipe.

[G1]Sideswipe will stop at nothing to find Sunstreaker when the latter goes missing after a battle..

G1. Can you ever really forget what you just can’t remember? Often the past springs up where one least expects it to. Often a secret too large for one person cannot be kept. Sequel and conclusion to ‘No Longer Mourn’ and ‘Thou Art Too Dear.