Sap my name's Mel.

I'm 22, an aspiring humor writer, a graduate of NYU, and I probably have a boner for you. Rhyming!

Anyway, if you've stumbled upon my profile and if you've read my fanfiction, I'm really into you (sexually). And also...THANKS! :)

If you're into what I do (or think you can do better), check out my very new humor magazine, The Clambake. It's a magazine that celebrates women writers and comedians. So come on by, read, submit, share - whatever!

Help show that women comedy doesn't equal romantic comedy: www.theclambake.net

I made a Tumblr, cause apparently that's the thing to do. Give me funny things to read every day plz:

Also, The Super Confidential Twitter of Harry Potter (his hands are like way too nice to do longhand all the time, ok?): www.twitter.com/ConfidentialHP