Hey Everybody; it's Fyncival back with your favorite fanfictions!! How y'all doin? Itsgooditsgooditsgoooooood! I'm sorry. I almost always have some sort of catchphrase in my brain.(I feel sorry for you if you didn't get those references) So, I guess y'all should get to know me a bit. Here ya go!

Current Favorite…

Food: Pizza!

Drink: Mountain Dew!!!

Book: Harry Potter/Artemis Fowl/Stravaganza/The Tapestry/Heartlight

Movie: The Avengers!!!!!! *SQUEEEEE*

Anime: Hetalia

LPer: TheRunawayGuys!!! (JoshJepson, AttackingTucans, SuperJeenius, Lucahjin)

Music: Pretty much anything

Meme: ALL THE MEMES!!!

Pokémon: Jirachi!!

Animal: Fox/Owl

Pony: …I really have no idea. Anypony: Probably Derpy or Dr. Whooves; Mane 6: Fluttershy

Pairings(This'll take a while):

Avengers: Iron Patriot; Iron Hawk; Science Boyfriends; Agent America; Agent Hawk; HulkEye; BlackHawk; BlackHulkEye; STARK SPANGLED BANNER!!!

Hetalia: GerIta; GiriPan, SpaMano, UsUk/UkUs, Franada, PruCan, PruAus, RoChu, SuFin, PoLiet

Ponies: Twilight Dash, RainbowJack, Pinkie Sparkle, RainbowShy, FlutterPie, Rarity Sparkle, AppleRarity, Rainbow Pie

HIMYM: Barney/Ted, Barney/Robin, Marshall/Lily

Gender: Iron Man(Fe=iron; Male=man)

Age: Ain't no way in Hell y'all are knowin that!

Sexuality: Pansexual/Demisexual

DeviantArt Account:

Month one

Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy I'm a boy! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine, but i will have a lot of it I spend a lot of my time exercising.I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me.He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak.

'Before you take the life of your baby, really consider all your option. Would you rather be fat for a while, or kill your child?

If you're against abortion, re-post this

If you HATE child abuse as much as I do, copy and paste this on your profile.

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see.

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Will still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long.

When I'm awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight.

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car,

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls,

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try to hide

From his evil eyes,

I'm so afraid now

I'm sradishing to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says it's my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I sradish to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But it's now much too late,

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again,

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

Tonight, my daddy,

MURDERED ME.

STOP THE CHILD ABUSE!

SPREAD THIS POEM!

Male or Female

YOUR BOY SIDE:

You love hoodies. You love jeans. Dogs are better than cats. It's hilarious when people get hurt. You've played with/against boys on a team. Shopping is torture. Sad movies suck. You own(ed) an X-Box. Played with Hot wheels as a kid. At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. You own(ed) a DS, PS2, or Sega. You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. You watch sports on TV. Gory movies are cool. You go to your dad for advice. You own like a trillion baseball caps. You like going to high school football games. You used to/do collect football/baseball cards. Baggy pants are cool to wear. It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. You love to go crazy and not care what people think. Sports are fun. Talk with food in your mouth. Sleep with your socks on at night.

Total: 10

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick. You love to shop. You wear eyeliner. You wear the color pink a lot. Go to your mom for advice. You consider cheerleading a sport. You hate wearing the color black. You like hanging out at the mall. You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. You like wearing jewelry. (I always wear a watch, and a charm bracelet) Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe. Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies. You don't like the movie Star Wars (GASP!). You were in gymnastics/dance. It takes you around/more than one hour to shower, get dressed, and apply make-up. You smile a lot more than you should. You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. You care about what you look like. You like wearing dresses when you can. You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. You love the movies. You used to play with dolls as a kid (My Little Pony ponies. I liked them before they were cool). Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it. Like being the star of everything.

Total:5

Your One and Only Wish

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

Anthony

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

Blue

3. Your first initial?

H

4. Your month of birth?

December

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

Black

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

Michelle

7. Your favorite number?

4

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

California

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

Lake

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...

California: You like adventure.

Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday.

Last Thing! Any stories I put up will already be finished and will be updated every other day, unless something really important comes up, in which case you'll get two chapters in a row before going back to the normal schedule. Constructive criticism is appreciated, but flames will not be tolerated!

That's all I can think of right now. Ooh! I'll put in a couple little quizzes I've found!

Hetalia Character Quiz:

America (Alfred F. Jones)

You love hamburgers (x)

You think you're awesome ()

You love to invent things ()

You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films (x)

You can seem to be very brash to other people ()

You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business (x)

You're terrified of ghosts ()

You know aliens exist ()

You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time ()

You wear glasses (x)

(4/10)

England (Arthur Kirkland)

You like tea (x)

You were quite tough as a kid (x)

You're very sarcastic and cynical (x)

Your cooking is awful ()

You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts... (x)

...But you refuse to believe in aliens (x)

You have tried doing black magic before ()

You get drunk quite easily ()

When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy ()

You're good at embroidery ()

(5/10)

France (Francis Bonnefoy)

You're very affectionate ()

You think you have a great fashion sense ()

You like wine ()

You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears ()

You love red roses (x)

When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women (x)

You're very proud of yourself ()

You love culture and the arts (x)

You're very flamboyant ()

You say you're a gourmet ()

(3/10)

Russia (Ivan Braginski)

You had a very sad childhood ()

You're very tall ()

You have a tendency to switch between personalities (x)

You wear a scarf all the time ()

You love sunflowers (x)

You love vodka ()

You can seem intimidating to other people ()

You're very strong ()

You have a big nose ()

You have a strange laugh that can scare people ()

(2/10)

China (Wang Yao)

You're very mature (x)

You're very superstitious ()

You're very religious ()

You love pandas (x)

You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes ()

You love Hello Kitty ()

You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously ()

You work hard (x)

You're good at drawing (x)

You like sweets (x)

(5/10)

North Italy (Feliciano Vargas)

You were bullied a lot in your childhood ()

You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit (x)

You're very happy-go-lucky ()

You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies ()

You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up ()

You're a good artist ()

You can be clumsy at times (x)

You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something ()

If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!" ()

You would surrender in a war situation ()

(2/10)

Germany (Ludwig)

You're very stoic and serious ()

Sausages are your favorite foods ()

You like to walk dogs/your dog (x)

Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case ()

You love rules and think they should always be followed to a T ()

You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules ()

You work very hard (x)

Your alone time is your 'happy time' (x)

You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people (x)

You've had issues with money once or twice (x)

(5/10)

Japan (Kiku Honda)

You're very mature (x)

You think everything over before saying it ()

You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one ()

You isolated yourself during childhood ()

You became very successful in a short amount of time ()

You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world ()

You can seem cold/aloof to other people (x)

You're good at practical tasks (x)

You need time to adjust to new people (x)

You are an otaku - an Anime or Manga crazy person (x)

(5/10)

Austria (Roderich Edelstein)

You are very well-raised (x)

You're polite (x)

You love classical music (x)

You like cake (x)

You have a mole on your face ()

You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away (x)

You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument (x)

You've composed music before ()

You tend to call people 'morons' ()

You wear glasses (x)

(7/10)

Canada (Matthew Williams)

You're often ignored by people (x)

You look younger than you actually are ()

You love hockey ()

You love polar bears (x)

You hate fighting (x)

You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy ()

You often get mistaken for someone else (x)

You feel under-appreciated (x)

You're bilingual ()

You always carry a bear with you ()

(5/10)

Cuba

You smoke ()

You're very physically strong ()

You've won a lot of fist-fights ()

In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other ()

You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics (x)

You like hot weather ()

You can be very friendly from time to time (x)

You look very tough on the outside ()

You make a very nice role-model ()

You don't let people get a word in edgeways ()

(2/10)

Hungary (Elizaveta Hédeváry)

You have a potty-mouth (x)

You like to wear flowers in your hair (x)

You used to be a very tough kid (x)

You're very reliable (x)

It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy (x)

You're very faithful (x)

Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike (x)

You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese ()

You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next (x)

If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it (x)

(9/10)

Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis)

You're very loyal (x)

You feel like your best friend drags you around a lot, but you both have a great time together (x)

You're very serious ()

You have a lot of patience ()

You think too much about philosophical stuff ()

You get depressed when questioning the point of existing/the universe, etc... ()

You're not very confident (x)

You were quite rebellious as a child ()

People tend to walk all over you (x)

You're a born worrier ()

(4/10)

Poland (Feliks Łukasiewicz)

You love the color pink ()

You have a friend that you always walk all over ()

No matter what happens, you tend to revive like a Phoenix (x)

You act before you think ()

You are first very shy and hard to get friendly with ()

….but after you DO get friendly, you act like you're a King towards them ()

You are able to talk like the opposite gender (x)

You talk with words such as "like" and "totally" ()

You seem like a clown but you're actually quite delicate ()

You love ponies (x)

(3/10)

Spain (Antonio Fernandez Carriedo)

You love tomatoes ()

You're a bright thinker (x)

You have a country-bumpkin like atmosphere ()

You kinda insensitive ()

You tend to go along with other people's thoughts or plans (x)

You're scary when you're angry (x)

You're passionate (x)

You have a person that you care for dearly, but they don't seem to appreciate you that much ()

People should NOT get near you when you had alcohol ()

You have people that are Best Friends, but rivals at the same time ()

(4/10)

South Italy (Lovino Vargas)

You have a younger sibling that you don't get along well with ()

…but you kinda rely on them anyway ()

You're friendly to girls (x)

…but you're strict and unsocial towards guys ()

You act strong but actually, you're a wimp ()

On some parts, you're weaker than your younger sibling ()

You have someone that cares for you dearly but you think of them as annoying (x)

You love your family, but you just don't show it ()

You're truthful to yourself, in some cases (x)

You love pasta, pizza, gelato, and fruits ()

(3/10)

Prussia (Gilbert Beilschmidt)

You have a younger sibling that you always count on ()

You're slightly aggressive ()

You think you're totally awesome ()

You have a pet bird ()

You're loyal to your superiors/parents/teachers ()

You're actually punctual, strict and serious, you just don't seem like it (x)

Some people you like, some people you just hate like insane ()

You tend to pick on some people ()

You have an old friend that you just can't beat no matter what ()

You have good friends, but they're not exactly the best people you can find ()

(1/10)

Switzerland (Vash Zwingli)

You stay neutral in things no matter what (x)

You are reclusive (x)

You seem peaceful, but you'll fight if you have to (x)

You work hard on things until they're done (x)

You can't get along friendly with other people ()

But, you're kind towards siblings (x)

You're actually quite strong ()

You have a lot of money ()

You seem difficult to get along with, but you're actually kind and caring ()

You had a hard past ()

(5/10)

Korea (Im Yong-Soo)

You care a lot about your family (x)

You love watching movies, and creating things (x)

You're stronger than you seem ()

You're a Going-My-Way person ()

You love kimchi ()

You're mysterious, and people can't tell what you're thinking (x)

You tend to piss off your elders ()

You like to claim things as yours ()

You love games and Internet (x)

You're slightly perverted (x)

(5/10)

Finland (Tino Väinämöinen)

You love Christmas and Santa (x)

You're honest and quiet (x)

You are good at high-tech machinery ()

You like coming up with weird things (x)

You sense of taste is bad, as people say ()

You tend to fight against people who are stronger than you ()

You let people poke you around for a while, but then you get them back ten times worse ()

You love saunas ()

You're generous, but you also have a scary side as well (x)

For some reason, you have weird naming skills ()

(4/10)

Sweden (Berwald Oxenstierna)

You don't talk much, and you tend to stay quiet (x)

You're honest, serious, and love debates ()

You're actually passionate, but you just don't show it (x)

People think you're scary ()

You're clever with your hands ()

You make weapons with things that people don't imagine ()

You're clumsy with human relationships (x)

You tend to go against stronger people ()

You give up pretty quick ()

In the inside, you're smiling. On the outside, you're glaring ()

(3/10)

YAY!!! I'm Hungary!! My Favorite Yaoi Best Friend!(Sorry Japan)

Name twelve of your favourite Axis Powers Hetalia characters in random order.

1) England

2) Germany

3) Russia

4) Japan

5) Romano

6) America

7) Spain

8) Italy

9) China

10) Prussia

11) Canada

12) France

1) Have you read a five/ten fic before?

Romano/Prussia- Actually I have, and it's pretty good.

2) Do you think three is hot? How hot?

Russia- 4/10 Too creepy for my taste, though.

3) What would happen if six got one pregnant?

America got England pregnant- Iggy would go ballistic.

4) Do you recall any good fics about nine?

China- While he's not the main, he's a good side character in most stories I read.

5) Would seven and two make a good couple?

Spain/Germany- I don't think so.

6) Four/eight or four/nine?

Japan/Italy or /China- Definitely Japan/China.

7) What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?

If Spain discovered Russia and Italy in a relationship, he'd tell Romano, who would threaten Russia, but then cower away.

8) Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.

Germany/America- Alfred got into a fight with his friends at school and left the group, making his way to a park. Ludwig was left by his friends after they got romantically involved, and went to his favorite park. What were the Fates trying to tell these boys?

9). Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?

Japan/Prussia- I wouldn't think so.

10) Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.

England/Romano- The Rejected

11. What kind of plot would you use for a three/eleven fic?

Russia/Canada- When the invisible Canada is forced to bunk with the unnerving Russia, they bond when thinking of how they're shunned by others.

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven het? What about nine slash?

Het Spain- Yes

Slash China- Yes

13. If you wrote a songfic about numbers nine/six, what song would you choose?

China/America- Battlefield by Jordin Sparks

14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?

Germany/Russia/America- A Russian, an American, and a German are about to engage in romantic shenanigans. You have been warned.

15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?

Pick-up line Italy uses on Romano- "Ve Can I try your pasta, Lovi? You can try my tomatoes."

16. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight.

Prussia/Italy- …I can't think of anything. I'm a horrible writer! TTTT

17) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Spain walks in on Germany and France having sex- Spain might want in on it.

18) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Japan wants to deflower England-……… I'm sorry, my brain just exploded. I'm unable to answer.

19) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

Spain Slash- Yes

20) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Russia Het- Yes

21) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Canada- Yep! Not too shabby, either.

22) Would you write Two/Four/Five?

Germany/Japan/Romano- No, I most certainly would NOT write this. *shudder*

23) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Prussia- "AWESOME!!!!!!!" You know he would.

24) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Romano- Not too long ago.

25) What is Six's super-secret kink?

America- Having someone play with Nantucket.

26) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

Would Canada shag China- I don't think he would either way.

27) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?

Russia/Spain- Definitely Russia.

28) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two." What title would you give this fic?

England and China are in a happy relationship until China suddenly runs off with Japan. England, broken-hearted, had a hot one-night-stand with Canada and a brief unhappy affair with France, then follows the wise advice of Romano and finds true love with Germany.

'Really Weird Relations'

29) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

Spain/Italy- I would prefer Germany/Italy and/or Spain/Romano, but I don't mind it too much.

Which Avenger are you?

Tony Stark/ Iron Man

] You like booze

] You are the life of the party

[x] You love gadgets

] You can be rather cocky

[x] Your favorite color is red or gold

[x] You’re good with computers

[x] You use sarcasm a lot

] You love getting attention

] You’re good at mechanics

[x] You have issues with your parents

5/10

Dr. Bruce Banner/ The Hulk

[x] You’re good at science

[x] You can get very aggressive when ticked off

[x] You like to be secluded most of the time

[x] You like wearing baggy clothes

] You like to meditate

] You like doing science experiments

[x] You try to avoid getting into fights

[x] You like wearing purple things

[x] You’re clever

] Your favorite color is green

7/10

Thor

] You’re good with a hammer

] You like coffee

] You can eat a truckload of food and still be hungry

] You can be arrogant

] You have long hair

[x] You have an interest in astrology

] You can get sulky when things don’t go your way

] You’re willing to take a fall for someone else

] You like to dress up as fantasy characters

[x] You don’t get on well with your sibling(s)

2/10

Steve Rogers/ Captain America

[x] You like helping those in need in any way you can

[x] You hate bullies

] You’re a great leader

] You’re a bit of a do-gooder

[x] One of your favorite colors is red, white or blue

] You like wearing things with stars on them

] You strongly admire the army

] You have a good throwing arm

] You like war films

] You’re good at running

3/10

Director Nick Fury

[x] You like wearing long coats

[x] You’re good at organizing things

] You’re good at being in the loop

[x] You like guns

] You’re good at giving information to people

[x] You like giving solutions to peoples’ problems

[x] You like eyepatches

] You work best as part of a team

] You like beards

] You like wearing black things

5/10

Natasha Romanoff / Black Widow

] You like wearing tight clothes

] You can do martial arts

[x] You’re interested in the world of spies

] You have red hair

] You’re quite agile

[x] People generally don’t know much about the real you

] You like to make yourself look good

] You can speak another language

[x] You’re good at taking orders

] You were born in a different country to the one you are living in now

3/10

Clint Barton/ Hawkeye

] You’re very good at archery.

] You currently like/love someone on your team

[x] You like to wear purple and black

] You’re very good at aiming

] You’ve worked at the carnival

] You like working in a team

[x] You’re up for almost anything thrown at you

] You’d be a top assassin if you ever took the job

[x] You’re quiet

[x] You tend to get along with people well

4/10

Loki

] You want to be a great leader

[x] You want to prove something

[x] You’re the younger sibling

[x] You’ve been/are overshadowed by a sibling

[x] You don’t get along so great with your sibling

[x] You’re good at lying

] You’re adopted

[x] You’re very clever

[x] You are able to manipulate people well

[x] Your favorite color is green or gold

8/10

Really? I'm most like Loki? Ah well. He's not that bad.

Pick 12 random characters, and write them here. (The Avengers 2012)

1) Tony Stark/Iron Man

2) Agent Clint Barton/Hawkeye

3) Loki Laufeyson

4) Agent Phil Coulson

5) Virginia "Pepper" Potts

6) Steve Rogers/Captain America

7) JARVIS

8) Director Nick Fury

9) Agent Maria Hill

10) Agent Natasha Romanoff/ Black Widow

11) Thor Odinson

12) Dr. Bruce Banner/The Hulk

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Cap/Thor- Yep

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Coulson- 7/10

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Bruce got Fury pregnant- ……… I'm sorry, my brain exploded. I can't answer this.

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Hill- Technically. She plays a big part, but she's still a side character. Amazing story, though.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Barton/Cap- Yeah, they make a pretty nice couple.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Pepper/Hill or /Tasha- Black Pepper is a very good ship, in my opinion.

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve kissing?

JARVIS walked in on Barton and Bruce kissing- He'd report it to their significant others.

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.

Loki/Tasha- ……… I'm sorry my brain requires bleach. I'm unable to provide an answer.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Stark/Fury- HELL. NO.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

JARVIS/Bruce- Not the Only Observer

11) If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Fury- Eye of The Tiger

12) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Stark/Cap/Bruce- The Stark Spangled Banner Ship is coming! They'll save us!

13) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Pepper- A long while ago.

14) "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (6). What title would you give this fic?

Stark and JARVIS are in a happy relationship until JARVIS runs off with Coulson. Stark, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night-stand with Thor and a brief unhappy affair with Loki, then follows the wise advice of Pepper and finds true love with Cap.

'The Odd Relations Within the Avengers'

15) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

JARVIS/Fury- ……… I'm sorry, my brain has had an aneurism. I am unable to respond.

16) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to kiss One?

I want Coulson to kiss Stark.- I'd stick them in a Christmas party with conspiring Avengers and tons of mistletoe.

17) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Thor- Yes, and fairly well, too.

18) What might Ten scream at a moment of great happiness?

Tasha- "CLINT!!!!"

19) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Pick-up line by Tasha on Barton- … I'm sorry. I had a brain-fart.

20) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Barton/Coulson/Pepper- Maybe? I don't know.

21) 4 invites 3 and 8 to dinner at their house. What happens?

Coulson invites Loki and Fury to dinner- The SHIELD agents try trapping the trickster, who just gets away with his magic.

22) 9 tries to get 5 to go to a yoga class. What happens?

Hill tries to get Pepper to a yoga class- Average stuff happens.

23) You need to stay at a friend’s house for the night. Do you choose 1 or 6?

Stark or Cap- I'm sorry Cap, but I'm bunking with Stark.

24) 2 and 7 are making out. 10 walks in…their reaction?

Tasha walks in on Barton and JARVIS making out- She tortures them both before they agree to never cheat on her and Stark again.

25) 3 falls in love with 6. 8 is jealous. What happens?

Loki falls in love with Cap. Fury is jealous.- ……… I'm sorry, I had a heart attack. I cannot answer.

26) 4 jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue? 10, 2 or 7?

Coulson jumps me- Tasha uses her thigh choke, JARVIS uses the Iron Man suit to threaten him, and Barton shoots him with an arrow.

27) 1 decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later what is happening?

Stark decides to start a cooling show.- Every piece of machinery is doing everything by itself, the kitchen's in fire, and Stark is holding a plate of ash.

28) 3 has to marry either 8, 4 or 9. Who do they chose?

Loki has to marry Fury, Coulson, or Hill.- Loki marries Hill. She's the least lethal.

29) 7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's release. What is it?

JARVIS kidnaps Barton, and wants something from Pepper- JARVIS wants Stark all to himself.

30) You get to meet either 1 or 6. Who do you chose?

Stark or Cap.- I'd meet Stark. I'd get all the latest tech, some cash, and the awesomely party ever!

31) 10 challenges 4 to a chariot race. Why?

Tasha challenges Coulson- To decide who gets to ask Barton out.

32) Everyone gangs up on 3. Does 3 stand a chance?

Loki- He has a chance, but it's rater slim.

33) Everyone is invited to 2 and 10 wedding except for 8. How do they react?

Barton and Tasha invite everyone but Fury to their wedding- Fury just ignores it, and continues doing his work.

34) Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Why is Cap afraid of JARVIS- The AI frightens the technology-deprived 1940s Captain.

35) 10 gathers everyone around to tell them a fairy tale. How does it go?

Tasha tells everyone a fairy tale- Everyone but Coulson and Fury is quivering in fear.

36) 1 arrives late for 2 and 10's wedding. What happens? And why are they late?

Stark is late to Barton and Tasha's wedding- He's late because he's Stark, and everyone just ignores him.

37) 5 and 9 get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens?

Pepper and Hill are drunk at my house- I shrug, and thank Odin that its not someone who can damage my house.

38) 3, 8, 6 and 4 all go to the zoo for 8's birthday party. How does it go? What presents do they get 8?

Loki, Fury, Cap, and Coulson all go to the zoo for Fury's birthday- The zoo now has no animals, courtesy of Loki. Loki gets him snakes, Coulson gets him a new gun, and Cap gets him some peace and quiet.

39) Everyone gets together and starts protesting something outside of your house. What are they protesting? What do you do?

They're protesting the horrid food at SHIELD, so I make them something with my culinary skills.

40) 9 murders 2’s best friend. What does 2 do to get back at them?

Hill murders Barton's best friend.- Hill gets an arrow in the eye.

41) 6 and 1 are in mortal danger. Only one of them can survive. Does 6 save themselves or 1?

Cap and Stark are in mortal danger- Cap saves Stark, since he doesn't have his suit.

42) Which one of them is most likely to fail at life?

Fury- He has horrible social skills.

43) 5 is trapped in a cave. 10 comes to rescue them. What happens?

Pepper's trapped in a cave. Tasha rescues her.- They rejoice and have celebratory coffee.

44) 3 starts a day camp. What happens?

Loki starts a camp.- All the campers are his fan girl army; they strike fear into his core, scarring him for life.

45) 4, 6, and 7 are doing the Hokey-Pokey. 8 walks in. What happens?

Coulson, Cap, and JARVIS are doing the Hokey-Pokey. Fury walks in.- He walks right back out.

46) 1 starts to write a fan-fiction where 9 and 10 are going out. What is 2's reaction?

Stark writes a fic where Hill and Tasha are going out.- Barton helps him write it.

47) 7 makes an apple pie. Is it any good?

JARVIS makes an apple pie.- it's scrumptious!

48) 8 and 3 go camping. For some reason they forget to bring any food. What do they do?

Fury and Loki go camping. They forget to bring food.- Loki uses magic to get food, and Fury threatens him enough to get food from Loki.

49) If 2 and 3 started going out, would 12 be angry?

Bruce would definitely be angry enough to smash Loki again for stealing Barton from him.

50) (10) has been crushing on (2) for a while, that is until they figure out (2) likes (6). (10) runs off and meets (8) and (4) who tell them to talk to (7) who tells them to hook up with (1) until (2) kills (1) and ends up with (10).

Tasha has been crushing in Barton for a while now, that is, until she figures out Barton likes Cap. Tasha runs off and meets Fury and Coulson who tell her to talk to JARVIS who tells her to hook up with Stark until Barton kills Stark and ends up with Tasha.

Fill in the Blanks (The Avengers 2012)

1) Tony Stark/Iron Man

2) Agent Clint Barton/Hawkeye

3) Loki Laufeyson

4) Agent Phil Coulson

5) Virginia "Pepper" Potts

6) Steve Rogers/Captain America

7) JARVIS

8) Director Nick Fury

9) Agent Maria Hill

10) Agent Natasha Romanoff/ Black Widow

11) Thor Odinson

12) Dr. Bruce Banner/The Hulk

What would you do if 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

Stark- If he woke me up in the middle of the night, I'd kick him in the balls.

What is your reason to kill 5?

Pepper- She took Stark for herself.

12 seems to be a player. Breaking many hearts. What do you say to confront him/her?

Bruce- I'm pretty sure you mean Stark, not Bruce.

What does 4 like best about 6?

Coulson likes Cap's personality.

You and 2 team up to do something, what is it?

I team up with Barton to prank the others.

Who would 3 jump in the way of a bullet for?

Loki would jump in front of a bullet for any of his children.

You come into a room to find 5 and 6 making out. What do you do?

I tattle on Pepper and Cap for cheating on Tasha and Coulson.

2 is trapped in the center of the earth, what does 6 and 9 do?

Barton is trapped in the center of the earth. Cap and Hill force Loki to save him.

Do you believe 8 and 9 would be ever more then friends?

It's possible that Fury and Hill could be more than friends.

10 seems to have a huge crush on you. Then he/she confesses this to you by text message.

Tasha confesses to me by text.- I rush to her location and kiss her.

11 and 12 are performing in a talent show. What do they do?

Thor would play the drums, and Bruce would play the bass.

6 is sitting beside you on a beach, sleeping. What do you do?

I would put whip cream on Cap's hand, and tickle his nose.

You and 7 were on vacation, when suddenly you fall and break your leg. What does 7 do?

JARVIS contacts the best person to deal with the situation.

4 has invited everyone but you to their party. What do you do?

I would taser Coulson for not inviting me.

Who would you hug, kiss, or marry out of 9, 5, and 12?

Hill:Hug Pepper:Kiss Bruce:Marry

What pick up line would 9 use on 1?

Pick-up line from Hill to Stark- "Stop hitting on me *taser*"

1 and 3 have been in a hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?

Stark and Loki- I would sneak up with my camera, hoping for pictures of them in a… compromising… position.