GLaDOS brings Wheatley out of space to keep her company. Through trial and error, their friendship grows into an undeniable connection that they might be able to call love. With that on their side, they can do just about anything - maybe even save the world. Cores only. You don't have to read the whole thing, just pick whatever chapter sounds good. Read it backward if you want.

A collection of short stories inspired by one of my favourite games of all time. Some will be set in continuities like Suddenly Wheatley and Human Condition, some will stand on their own, some will be AU, and there might be a crossover sprinkled here and there. No chronological order.

A former test subject, now free, takes up residence in a strange town where almost nothing is considered abnormal. A year later, a young paranormal enthusiast spots two odd new satellites orbiting the moon and immediately makes plans to bring them to Earth, firmly believing that the two metal spheres are alien in origin. Because, after all, what else could they possibly be?

Aperture is dark. Everyone knew that it was test or be tested. This was Aperture scientific principle. But certain events crack the hardest of hearts, and for the first time warmth and laughter creep into the depths. Love is no respecter of walls, but can that really fix the cruel enigma of Aperture and turn the denizens within into a... family? Only one way to find out.

A young man fresh out of high school finds himself working in Aperture as an intern under his new mentor GLaDOS.

This tale re-imagines the events of the movie "2001: A Space Odyssey" after the intermission. HAL knows that Bowman and Poole have discussed disconnecting him if he is faulty, and Poole is about to do something that might prove HAL to be malfunctioning. Suppose that, instead of HAL murdering Poole, it is discovered that the problem HAL uncovered really was human error...

I'm just going to apologize in advance for this. It's a self-insert-ish fic where GLaDOS decides to pop in and give me a souvenir. Is it a pair of long fall boots? Is it a portal gun? You'll have to read it to find out! I'm not sure why she did, but I suspect she's tired of listening to his constant yammering and wants to dump him on somebody. Why me? I have no idea.

The highschool AU nobody asked for. Includes characters from Aperture Tag and Portal Stories: Mel. (RP Collection from tumblr aperture-science-academy)

Intercision; the practise of severing the bond between human and daemon. When children begin to go missing, everyone fears the worst. When the children are returned, their fears are realized. There's no treatment. There's no cure. And for a member of the BAU, trapped within the facility itself, there's absolutely no time. [Runner up Best Team/Case for the 2016 Profiler's Choice]

A man wakes in a hotel room with no recollection of who he is or how he got there. (RE-WRITE COMING SOON!)

For those nights when you can't sleep, no matter how busy you know you are in the morning.

I wake up in a strange place. I don't remember anything that happened before this, yet I know that I shouldn't be here. One-shot.

The aftermath of Mrs. Coulter taking Lyra back to her quarters to rest and recover from the Intercision. Lyra reacts to her mentor's sincerity with a rather unusual reaction; and Mrs. Coulter discovers how it feels to be dependant on. All dialogue taken from the film, and any dialogue in italics is my own. ONE-SHOT.

She got what she wanted, but not in the way that she wanted it

It's a privilege to find people you can trust when you're a anima. Now an ongoing series. Written for Team Battle and Character Battle 2014 on basketballpoetsociety Tumblr [plusAnima AU]

In any other future, a street rat lives and dies as a street rat. But in this one, fate intervenes. Someone has to care about street kids getting intercised, even if it's only another street kid. Written for Team Battle and Character Battle 2014 on basketballpoetsociety Tumblr [His Dark Materials AU]

GLaDOS finds herself a unbeknownst witness to one of life's most precious events, courtesy of Chell. One shot. Alt Ending Now Posted.

Christmas is coming! Oh noes! This is a parody of cliches in fanfic and is not meant to be taken seriously. If you intend to take it seriously this may not be the story for you.

"This course was created and then abandoned by humans. They tend to do that, create something wonderful and then abandon it."

Prompt: "Wheatley (any form will do) succeeds in killing Chell somehow. Unfortunately for him, the Chell came back- as a ghost. And now he can't ever get rid of her." Alternately, "Wheatley is an idiot, Chell is dead and pissed, and GLaDOS is still a potato."

Caroline, instructed by the Aperture engineers to bond with GLaDOS prior to her consciousness transfer, decides the easiest way to do it is to read to her. This fic is ongoing until I get bored of it. Suggestions are welcome.

Things get a little too exciting when Rick decides to go in search of danger…

Pans Labrynth very short oneshot, Written in creative writing class almost 3 years ago.

After her eating disorder nearly kills her, 14-year-old Angelica enters therapy with a kind, knowledgable, oddly effective shrink with unorthodox treatment methods. Too bad he's also a serial killer. Warning for eating-disorder-related and abuse-related content. Not crackfic, also not for little kids.

GLaDOS realises she has feelings for Wheatley and confesses this to him, but to her horror and shame, he doesn't care.

Just a few more turns, and maybe he'd see the lady again, somehow.

Caroline was never deleted; she fled from GLaDOS, finding a new body to inhabit and trying to make sense of her new situation. Furthermore, Rattmann was not dead; he was unintentionally preserved, and unintentionally awoken many years later. And GLaDOS was not done; there were still more chambers to be made, elements to be tested, and Science to be done.

In the cold, bleak test chambers of the Enrichment Center, Test Subject 4733 finds an unexpected friend. It's pale, spherical, and full of bullets...

What happens when all you really know is hate? Based off dialogue from BabyCharmander's The Rodent and the Robot.

There's an accident with the praying mantis DNA experiment, and Cave Johnson takes Caroline with him to investigate. Written for a deviantArt contest.

GLaDOS comes across an object that reminds her of something she once forgot... the OC is for interaction purposes only. This story is about GLaDOS.

Alyx Vance and Gordon Freeman locate the Borealis, but they might not find what they were expecting to find...

An introspective featuring GLaDOS between her takeover and Doug Rattmann's actions against her. Sound familiar? That's because it's the companion piece to my story, There is No Magic.

During their escape from GLaDOS, Wheatley leads Chell to an old employee kitchen to get a snack. But while there, Chell contracts the most deadly disease Wheatley has ever encountered in his mechanical life... the hiccups.

Reluctantly, Chell returns to Aperture. Turrets call out to her, and GLaDOS is missing. A locked room holds the answer - but is it a trap?

Had she known how expensive and how much of a chore it would be to care for the core, she might never have brought him home. But maybe it would be worth it, in the end. One-shot.

GLaDOS gets emotional sending her little marshmallows off to their first day of kindergarten. WARNING: Contains Mr Chubby Beak in a beret. Don't laugh. He's delicate like that.

They had minds brilliant enough to create the greatest artificial intelligence in the world, yet minds insensitive enough to ignore the horrors they'd committed to create it. And it was those minds that tried to give her morality.

Post-game. As she regains control of Aperture, GLaDOS thinks of a far better punishment for Wheatley than floating through space for eternity. After being transferred back into his old human body and let loose in the facility, Wheatley vows to help Chell escape Aperture once and for all, but GLaDOS has other plans for the pair. Wheatley/Chell

Gonna try filling some portal kinkmeme prompts here. This week: Little! Chell is introduced to GLaDOS.

Meteors, signals, apologies, and that tricky little thing called humanity- four years after the events of Portal II, Wheatley's been handed a second chance, but it's not going to be plain sailing…

Remember when Ofelia met the Pale Man, that monster who tried to eat her? Well, what if it was all just a misunderstanding?

GLaDOS allows herself a moment of weakness when dealing with her three feathered subjects one night... and in that moment of weakness she experiences an unexpected flash of brilliance.

Chell fully expected to succumb to Mobility Gel poisoning when her health started to fail a year after her release from the Aperture Enrichment Center. What she didn't expect was to find herself saved by the very constructs that tried to kill her.

How the Ammoless Turret became the Different Turret.

The Life and Times of The Pale Man. My own take on his past, with some fun twists :D. Tragedy creates horror, and all because of a deadly sin...Part of my Seven Deadly Sins Series.

Just in time for prom season! Every girl dreams of The Perfect Prom... even Gaz...

The sequel to "Let's Die!" That's all the summary you need.

***Indefinite? hiatus*** *AU* In a world where intercision is perfectly normal, where the horrors of Bolvangar are commonplace, a great crime had been committed: someone is stealing the experimental test subjects.

A/U Earth has been conquered, but the humans aren't completely pacified. The Tallest have a plan to fix this --- they hope....

A parody of angsty suicide fics. I have a morbid sense of humor, yes.

Wellllll...the title tells it all! This here is a parody of the NA dub of 'Sailor Moon' featuring everyone's favorite alien menace! Part 3=Big giant spaceship! Watch as the cuteness of Rini nearly screws everything up! Conclusion!

This is a spin of the Hanzel and Gretle fairy tale. ALOT different, that makes it a parody. woo. i am smart. Main Characters: Dib, Zim and Gaz, GIR. o.o R/R....