Kurt Hummel can't find a man worth dating to save his life. Tired of waiting for his elusive Prince Charming, Kurt decides to start a family on his own. But what if Prince Charming is neither opportune nor charming? Kurt is about to start a journey in which romance and fatherhood might go in different directions, and Blaine Anderson might as well be an obstacle… or a destination.

AU in which Kurt meets Blaine in New York where he's moved to live out his dreams on Broadway. Hilarity and sarcasm, and love follow. Told from the point of view of a narrator.