Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.

"Now, deep down, he knew Tony was a good guy. He trusted Tony with his life. But he just couldn't quite find it in himself to trust him to pick out an appropriate, non-dangerous birthday gift." Tony gives Bruce a birthday gift that leaves everyone speechless. And concerned for Tony's mental health. *GEN, crack of the crackiest variety.*

A malfunctioning vortex manipulator. A confused girl. Lots of spoilers.

AU John needs a new phone that doesn't bend time, risk his life, and have a man on the other end who claims to be the world's greatest detective, except that he can't figure out how he accidentally called Dr. Watson instead of his brother. Slash.

ItaNaru. Not sure of other pairings, yet. Naruto pretended to be an idiot so that he wouldn't be placed with THEM, but it backfired so now he's stuck with a Madao for a sensei, Pepto-Bismol, and Duck-Butt-Emo-King.

John and Sherlock don't do anything the normal way. So it's hardly a surprise when their relationship progresses quite out of the usual order. Slash, Johnlock, SHJW.

Kagome celebrates a year's worth of holidays with her enemy. I wrote this using American holidays. Just an FYI in case you go in expecting it to be centralized around Japanese holidays. Fixed the chapter so it's the right one this time.

In which Tony finds out that there are some things that he does that other people don't do. Which he doesn't believe, of course, because he's Tony Stark. My second story, please comment! One-shot, Implied Tony/Bruce

When Detective Inspector Lestrade met the Holmes brothers, aka, the day Detective Inspector Lestrade didn't get a moment's peace.

A follow on from the end of season one. They get home. Sherlock comes to a decision. John decides to point out his mistake. Game On Boys. in six parts

The first time Harry saw the real Draco, and not the trained copy of Lucius Malfoy, he was crying. Harry said it would all be okay, and it was. Fluff. R&R

When John heads overseas for a week, Sherlock's forced to fend for himself. It goes about as well as anyone could have anticipated. Which is to say, very, very poorly. Don't worry, things'll be fine in just seven days.

Happily Ever After isn't for everyone. But for Tony and Ziva, Tim's going to make sure his friends' opportunity doesn't pass them. Tony/Ziva with a hint of possible Gibbs/McGee.

In which John is asexual, and Sherlock never asks. Sherlock/John

In which a homeless child follows Sherlock home one day, and he isn't as heartless as one might think. Established S/J

L is deep in the Kira case when suddenly a man with a fake name and a sharp intellect turns up in Japan. As L discovers what attraction is, Harry Potter fights to help L solve the case while falling in love with the detective. Yaoi/slash. Rated mature! Translation in Russian on profile.

Harry's world ends at the hands of those he'd once fought to save. An adult-Harry goes back to his younger self fic. Semi-super!Harry, Voldemort/Harry, SLASH-for the idiots

Roxanne Garniar just transferred to Hogwarts from Beauxbatons. She's pretty, risky, as clever as any Slytherin, and supposedly pureblood. She breaks down the walls of prejudice, of interhouse rivalries, and of a broken Draco Malfoy.

Joanna Watson is kidnapped, and her abduction is aired on all of Britain's television networks.

Something goes awry during a trip through the Well, and Kagome is stranded in the distant past where she encounters a familiar face. When a very young Sesshoumaru decides to keep her, the consequences ripple through time. SK. COMPLETE.

Dumbledore locks Harry and Snape in the Room of Requirement. Harry's magic works, and Snape's doesn't. Will they kill each other? No slash.

Not that one! An old tradition of the British Army: espionage. An older tradition? The Battle Butler. To live with Sherlock Holmes, it is almost necessary to possess the necessary skill to survive every crazy situation. CRACK. Humor. Might have a sequel

In a world where winning the war was only half the battle, will Harry Potter's crazy heroics be enough to save an outcast?

99% of the time, Sherlock can't be bothered to proofread his texts. / / "Luckily I've learned how to translate your bizarre AutoCorrect mishaps, Sherlock. Anyone else might've been alarmed if you asked them to look at the 'new fetus' in the kitchen."

Most people never touch another person's soul, but when a 20 year old Leroy Gibbs meets an 8 year old Tony DiNozzo it sparks an event that links them forever. This story is set in an AU where people have external souls in animal form called daemons.

HPDM slash. Harry decides to do something about the mistreatment of Slytherins in Hogwarts after the war. He could have chosen easier tasks. Such as climbing Mount Everest. COMPLETE.

How Different would Konoha be if Jiraiya never wrote the Icha Icha series? Someone explains how Icha Icha is ‘Porn with a purpose’. Conversational drabble and the product of being bored.

Song Lyrics with a story

ºHPTR / HPLVº With maturity comes understanding, and Harry understands just fine. After ten years in training, Harry returns to the moment he left…with a whole new plan for himself. ºThe Light will never know what hit itº Vampire!Harry Dark!Harry

There's something about a toad, and about a purple moon, and about a gay freakout, and then there's the happy ending. Crackfic, Dean/Castiel.

So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.

What would have happened if Harry became a dad at 16? AU song fic of the hit "There Goes My Life" by Kenny Chesney. Harry/Luna and Lily/ Severus

An ancient prophecy, a journey back from death, and a miko with a destiny far different than she'd ever have suspected... all set in motion by Inuyasha finally choosing Kikyou - and leaving Kagome to the fate the kami had chosen for her centuries before.

We all know how bad Havoc's luck with girls is; and now it's about to get a whole lot worse! But he just might end up falling for the most unlikely candidate imaginable... Havoc/OC--COMPLETE! New and improved Version

Harry and Snape have developed an 'understanding'. Unfortunately, when you and your grumpy Potions Professor are unexpectedly thrown into the past, it is possible that this event might have an adverse effect on said understanding... AU, Marauders ahoy!

While helping Angela babysit her niece, Brennan entertains the thought that Booth might just be in love with her when a certain Disney song begins playing. Hints of B/B. #423.

When the Yondaime had no choice but to sacrifice himself to stop his wife from her rampage, it left their two year old, part fox son, Naruto, an orphan. Luckily, the Sandaime put him in the capable, caring hands of the four biggest village misfits. AU

When Sam and Dean re-visit their dad's storage container, Sam makes an unexpected discovery. Set early season 3.

He'd thought older brothers were supposed to be the protective ones. Outsider POV.

Take a time machine back to season one. Sam's normal nightmares bite, but the ones he's plagued with lately eat him alive. Looking for a good night's sleep, the boys follow clues in John's journal to the Rockies and into witch trouble.

Naruto and Sasuke stumble across a strange object in the woods. It lets out a sudden burst of power and Naruto is knocked unconscious. He wakes up to find everything is wrong. Is it genjutsu? A concussion? Hallucinations? Or something else?

Ahiru has something she just has to do. But it really wasn't anything for Fakir to worry about...

[HPLV] Parody. 'The spectators gave up all pretences of fighting and gathered around them, Death Eaters, Aurors, and Order of the Phoenix members alike.' Alternate DH ending. Pointless and silly. Tribute to breaching the 1,000 review mark on Paraselenic.

The moment she met him, she knew she wanted nothing to do with him. She knew those eyes could see everything that shouldn't be seen. NejiOC, hints of NaruHina, SasuSaku.

DH SPOILERS, ignores epilogue. Harry is surprised when Draco Malfoy appears at Ron and Hermione's wedding, but not as surprised as he's going to be. Oneshot.

AU Sixteen years to the day after her first born son was murdered, Professor Lily Potter must deal with the arrival of six unknown people. Post OotP. Reedited and reposted

Hermione Granger dies in a potions accident during her final year at Hogwarts. She's not thrilled when she comes back as a ghost, and really not happy at the idea of spending eternity haunting Severus Snape's classroom. This story is being reposted.